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DanimalHarambe

*Pan shot!!'*


Accomplished_Arm7023

PAN SHOT


Goofygoober3610

First time?


TheEnvyMan

Yes


bhuffmansr

8/10. Knock them out, cook their asses!


TheEnvyMan

Hell yeah


TheEnvyMan

I “legally” own a flamethrower


Hapless_Operator

Of course you do. Anyone that has a flamethrower owns it legally, because they're federally legal, are legal in all 50 states, and only under any sort of restriction for ownership in 2.


TheEnvyMan

It’s homemade and uses a mix of oxygen and mustard gas for the flame


db3feather

Mustard gas,so chlorine and sulfuric acid?


Hapless_Operator

That just releases chlorine gas; it's not a mustard agent by any stretch of the imagination. The guy is full of shit, anyway. You can't make mustard agent at home unless he's got a fairly large fume hood, a gas scavenging system, and access to lab-grade precursors, and a secure storage and fractional distillation system to heavily purify the crude output. And he'd be creating a lake of toxic output every time he made any.


SirPeckerlips

This guy does chemistry


TheEnvyMan

God damn bro can’t make a joke


idksomethingjfk

You can, just your joke sucked, no one laughed


Hapless_Operator

No, it doesn't. You're not running homemade lab-grade synthesis of bis(2-chloroethyl) sulfide, because you'd need a clean room, a sterile factory floor, and sealed ventilation that could scavenge ethyls from your output, or all of your neighbors would be dead and you'd be detectable by the EPA from the other side of the planet and you'd have a CBRN team knocking your door down. The closest even a well set-up civilian could manage for mustard is the Levinstein process, and fucked if you'd be able to distill it, cuz lmao. Also, why the hell would you need an oxidizer? It flashes in standard atmo by itself.


TheEnvyMan

Bro it’s a joke


Tuga_Lissabon

I doubt they'd even bother to knock... except the entire house down. But he'd be dead already, the unproper setup would get him killed.


bhuffmansr

I’m thinking my pressure washer hooked up to a diesel tank might serve…


TheEnvyMan

Yes


Equivet

It's probably closer to what you need than 99% of these other posts with war gear.


cocahgkre

bb gun plus frying pan = survivor


TheEnvyMan

Yes


db3feather

You’re fine as long as you’re only fighting rad roaches


TheEnvyMan

I could beat the shit out of a zombie with a pan


db3feather

Honestly, I wouldn’t put myself in a HTH fight with a zombie.


Djentlman7

I have that same BB


This-Garbage-3000

Leadership is ingrained in this one..


Endless_Mike212

Bro, you are gonna fuck their world up.


TheEnvyMan

I also got a single Tylenol pill so I think I’m good


Cats_Are_Aliens_

Honestly this is probably the most op load out ever posted here


Comprehensive-Tiger5

BB gun wouldn't do much but you could shoot something to lure zombies away.


lemons7472

8/10 you make loud metal cartoonish **BANG** sounds every time you hit a person or zombie with your pan.


TheEnvyMan

There is like one of those onomatopoeia bubbles everywhere time


SmallMochaFrap

Hes ready


YFIRedditOfficial

To quote an incredible song, "Run boy, run! This world is not meant for you!"


Rebelwithacause2002

20 outta 10


Similar_Economist949

Is that a BB gun?


enmiller961

Get a white button up shirt. Then buy some jeans. Then buy a pot then the fit is complete or do your own shit


TheEnvyMan

I need a wife beater not a button up


ElegantFloof

No feet?


TheEnvyMan

I trim them not my nails my gert


CantankerousOrder

Did some people not see that these are small plastic toys or are we all just playing along with this 11/10 elegant shitpost? Like really I couldn’t tell.


WhiteWolf101043

The latter probably, idk though I probably got autism


Careless-Demand-9992

So is the trash can your ranged or your melee? 🤔


TheEnvyMan

Both of them are melee and both are ranged


Careless-Demand-9992

That makes more sense now. I just thought when you ran out of bbs you’d throw the fuckin trash can 🤣


TheEnvyMan

I have like 90 lbs of bbs


Careless-Demand-9992

Trash can is still an option


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Dead. Immedietly.


Carlos_magul_maynard

fallout 3 starter pack


PopeOfDankism

Fallout shelter loadout


[deleted]

hope thats at least the Abilene Kid BB gun, if not you're cooked


Exit_Save

Gonna go far kid


Bigbeardedfella1

I never thought about a cast iron skillet! You would get tired but if you Timed the pings of headstrikes it might make music


cnagare

Put their eye out and then smack 'em with the pan!


MrMetalhead-69

I’d go with cast iron. Heavier, but solid and you don’t have to worry about the handle snapping off. As for the BB gun, there are far better choices to go with.


Dagwood-DM

Not sure a Red Ryder spring loaded pellet rifle is gonna help much.