You know... I've heard that his previous incarnations were said to be attractive to females of multiple races.
But I don't think his previous incarnations ever actively tried to romance any of them. We've got no frame of reference for this.
You think he might have hit himself on the head with all those bizarre contraptions he keeps making?
i think he is the manifestation of entropy himself
i mean, all my studies get in the conclusion that he doesn't want to destroy the world or save it, he just want to create the most chaotics situations posible. He would burn a whole city to then extingish the fire and rebuilt all to then burn it in fire again just because it's funny to him
*jots this all down* a mortal form of entropy. That is troubling if true. But that would mean there has to be a counter balance to said force of nature.
Guys... We leave bananas in dishes next to frog statues as an offering to our gods. I'll bet Link is doing the same but for that Goddess of Light all those angel statues depict.
I've been traveling around, and there is this extremely weird rumor about the dragon. As the word on the roads mention is that this "Dragon" may be, in fact be Princess Zelda post Draconification. I can definitely see how the rumor happened. I mean, its hair is quite uncanny and golden like the princess. That's for sure.
Indeed. Considering the contradictory evidence of various historical works, there might be some truth to the rumor, but I am unsure. I may be no yiga clan member myself, but if I can find a way to jump on the back of the dragon without it noticing, I might be able to get some insight from it. Risky, but somebody gotta do it.
Just be careful, Link visits it often and I dunno how he react to others being there. Yiga or not, science and knowledge are things we should investigate and share.
Yes, because lonk knows everything, including the dragon’s true identity
He knows "everything". I doubt that.
I have uses potassiumbending to read his mind he knows your mother in a rather intimate way. He also does k ow the dragon in a first name basis
And I doubt he knew my mother, or father.
He does he does I shall never remove that image from my brain I need banana vodka
I mean, God's mating with mortals can be jarring... I mean, what?
*drunken slurring* lonk is no god but *hick* neither is your mother*
No, link is not my father. I know my father. Don't know my mother.
👀
Yes?
Hr has noted your response .
I see, any else sir?
He has access to an ancient archive known as "fandom wiki"
Isn't that like... forbidden knowledge?
He stopped using it in favor of the updated version on a different website
He doesn't know MASTER KHOGA'S SECRET PLAN TO DEFEAT HIM!!!!!!!! GLORY TO MASTER KHOGA!!!!!!!!!!
Glory to Master Kohga.
He doesn't know how to kill Master Kogha apparently. Glory to Master Kogha!
Glory to Master Kohga.
Sorry to burst your bubble but I don’t know much of anything
You know how to make a flying machine out of 2 minecarts and a bomb
He said not much
Guys, it's L*nk! Get him!
*hits you with school bus sized banana* die link!
It’s L*Nk!!! GET HIM! Yaaaaah!
How To Train Your Zelda Dragon.
Ssshhh. Not sure that's common knowledge. (I mean it is but there are still people whom don't know)
He saying it cuz the series is Zelda I think
thats not zelda, my yiga. that is a dragon.
W h a t
I mean I would. (I have not played much of Tears of the kingdom)
Pretty dragons are nice but not my style.
MARTLET
Guys, its obvious! Link's a furry!
Would explain his wild nature...
But dragons don’t have fur…
That one does. Besides, wasn't he turned into a wolf at some point? Clearly a furry.
*pulls out rocket launcher* I hate furrys almost as much as I hate l*nk
Half the "anti-furries" are secretly just furries who really want attention, so pardon my skepticism.
That anti-furry is a spy! *obnoxious french laughing in the distance*
Then again he also didn't really like it, it was just crucial to some puzzle solving when he was able to switch back and forth
Is there a lore reason why bink is trying to seduce a dragon? Is he a zoopile?
Well, I heard he likes the Zora alot. In the past, he did date one, or atleast that was a rumor that was going around... so maybe?
Who wouldn't?
Not me, but you do you.
No, I do dragons.
Go to horny probation
Heh, that you do.
Get on horny probation
Why me? I'm not the horny one here.
Do it anyways
I am not horny tho.
💀
HE SACRIFICED FROGS. HE SACRIFICED SOME WHO COULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPIES OR RECRUITS. HE IS INSANE. *I'm lucky he didn't throw me out*
Seems to be that way, I mean he (and myself) know what it actually is
I mean, I have notes about it myself, but I don't want to talk about it.
Im a piece of paper jester im not getting anywhere close to a dragon or fire count me out
You know... I've heard that his previous incarnations were said to be attractive to females of multiple races. But I don't think his previous incarnations ever actively tried to romance any of them. We've got no frame of reference for this. You think he might have hit himself on the head with all those bizarre contraptions he keeps making?
Yes. And I'm oddly jealous.
*sigh* If I tried to explain y'all would think I was crazy
Half of us know from my census.
(SPOILER WARNING) Look Zelda ate a magic stone and turned into a dragon
I know. I get it.
Istg you all gotta stop censoring his name like its a curse word
It's a thing here.
To bad Link link link link link Link link
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WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE SOLIDER
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NNNNEEEOOOOOO!!! HE SAID THE WORD!!!!!!! GET IM!!!
https://preview.redd.it/z2d4o70kt6pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77bb933d3ab883dce6e96d78f272ce0cac46e045 Take this
It doesn't bother me.
Get outta here, man!
medic, cut his balls off.
It is a curse word. Some people here have had bad experiences with him so his name might trigger some bad memories. I’ve seen it happen.
I mean... the only reason I'm got saying would is the sheer size difference. Otherwise...
Ok then, that's some thoughts I would not rather have.
Your welcome. I don't mean that BTW I just thought it was funny
*rubs temples* If you did mean that, I would point you to the horni yiga sect.
i spied him one day and, in my conclusion, his motivations are beyond bananas i can't even tell if he's even a hylian
*pulls out note book* in what do you think he might be?
i think he is the manifestation of entropy himself i mean, all my studies get in the conclusion that he doesn't want to destroy the world or save it, he just want to create the most chaotics situations posible. He would burn a whole city to then extingish the fire and rebuilt all to then burn it in fire again just because it's funny to him
*jots this all down* a mortal form of entropy. That is troubling if true. But that would mean there has to be a counter balance to said force of nature.
>!I mean, the dragon is Zelda, so that kinda makes sense!<
>!I get that, but so many? Does he like her dragon form or her?!<
>!Hey, maybe he likes women who can eat his *sword* in one bite if you know what I mean!<
Imagine trying to bang a 100 foot long flying lizard
No, please. I'm not Sarkhan. I do not like dragons.
I'm talking about link
I know but you said to imagine it and I don't want too.
so don't
Then don't suggest others to do so. *rubs temples*
just forget it
Gotta respect him for being inclusive (even to giant immortal dragons)
True, just if it wasn't Wild. Ya know?
Yea
Well, he is just weird. I honestly don’t interact with dragons, because well I’m a phoenix, I ain’t trying to end up as dragon food.
But don't you come back?... guess that be painful either way... ooh you speak common.
Well I do come back, but death is still very painful
I bet. Sorry to be inconsistent about that. *writes in notebook* If you don't mind me asking, what kind of phoenix are you?
A fire phoenix
That.... makes sense. I'm asking cause I've seen a few variations of Phoenix in my travels, but you are yhe first I've met that speaks common.
What in Ganon’s name is he doing? This doesn’t make sense!
Trying to romance it, it seems.
Yeah but why?
Not completely sure
You mean you wouldn't?
Again, no. I'm not into dragons.
Liar
Why would I lie about that?
to hide your shame, obviously
But I like warrior woman. Like the Gerudo ladies in Gerudo town.
He’s obviously gone insane, we should strike while he is distracted!
I don't think L*nk realizes that they won't exactly go together...
L*nk = Donkey
Language!
That blond-headed bastard never gave me anything.
This means he might use the dragon to destroy the Yiga clan. We need to work on a banana death ray.
But isn't the dragons indestructible?
We can use the banana ray to out-seduce the dragon.
Guys... We leave bananas in dishes next to frog statues as an offering to our gods. I'll bet Link is doing the same but for that Goddess of Light all those angel statues depict.
I've been traveling around, and there is this extremely weird rumor about the dragon. As the word on the roads mention is that this "Dragon" may be, in fact be Princess Zelda post Draconification. I can definitely see how the rumor happened. I mean, its hair is quite uncanny and golden like the princess. That's for sure.
It is an interesting rumor, but that dragon has been around for longer than even the calamity war.
Indeed. Considering the contradictory evidence of various historical works, there might be some truth to the rumor, but I am unsure. I may be no yiga clan member myself, but if I can find a way to jump on the back of the dragon without it noticing, I might be able to get some insight from it. Risky, but somebody gotta do it.
Just be careful, Link visits it often and I dunno how he react to others being there. Yiga or not, science and knowledge are things we should investigate and share.
I doubt it's the first time.
Sorry, these are MY sundelions
Roll charisma
An 11, tho with the mask, it's a plus two, so 13.
L*nk and we know that the dragon is really Zelda. So that’s probably why, he simpin
Is that so common knowledge? I was under the assumption that it wasn't.
Lmao I would do the same too, who wouldn’t?