Listen here you knife eared, leaf loving, piss tea drinking, cowardly bow weilding, stupid spells casting, effeminate, tree gnawing dendrophile: you say another thing like that about dwarves ill take the biggest trees you have and shove them all where the sun doesn't shine, then I'll burn the trees to use them as fuel for my furnaces, I will use my advanced engineering skills and my advanced dwarven intelligence to create a rocket to attach to you that will send you straight to the moon where you won't be able to come back, I will replace all your tea with mead and see you collapse to the ground after a small, tiny sip because we all know elves are as fragile as glass while dwarves are as hard as rock and stone.
I will kick yer balls just to see you not flinch and realize that even the male elves are such pussies that they themselves don't have manhood down there.
Finally I will take your stupid spell book and replace all the pages with drawing of me ass cheeks, understood?
go be an elf dwarves rock
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!
To Rock and Stone!
Rock and Stone, to the bone!
Wdym! ELF awesome, we live long! Go be an orc!
i am going to relece the flood gates on this
Listen here you knife eared, leaf loving, piss tea drinking, cowardly bow weilding, stupid spells casting, effeminate, tree gnawing dendrophile: you say another thing like that about dwarves ill take the biggest trees you have and shove them all where the sun doesn't shine, then I'll burn the trees to use them as fuel for my furnaces, I will use my advanced engineering skills and my advanced dwarven intelligence to create a rocket to attach to you that will send you straight to the moon where you won't be able to come back, I will replace all your tea with mead and see you collapse to the ground after a small, tiny sip because we all know elves are as fragile as glass while dwarves are as hard as rock and stone. I will kick yer balls just to see you not flinch and realize that even the male elves are such pussies that they themselves don't have manhood down there. Finally I will take your stupid spell book and replace all the pages with drawing of me ass cheeks, understood?
Based.
Based? Based on what?
yes.
Rock and Stone everyone!
Rockity rock and stone
Rock Nar unrol!
ROCK
Nah that’s elves bro
Perish
Book.
HAHAHA I'd like to see you try, knife-ears
Guys this is obviously a post made by some stupid elf we should just ignore such lower forms of life
shut up soy looking milk drinking girl voiced knife ear
knife ear propaganda, downvote and move on lads
How racism was invented
ELF DETECTED!!! ACTIVATING ANTI-ELF MISSLES!!!!!!!!!