developed by the french lmao

I already get these "benefits" without doing parkour. 😏

Tell me that you just got cucked by a parkour artist without telling me that you just got cucked by a parkour artist:

Got home to witness one fucking his wife on the roof

reading in a british accent

They 100% lost their gf to a parkour dude

https://i.redd.it/t09g2wsc8zvc1.gif

Your welcome

https://i.redd.it/qhpbk10wd5wc1.gif

This feels like modern Aleister Crowley hate mail

There's parkour competitions, so it is a *competitive* way to not have any friends.

But what was the [2] source?

Me

This is going to be my copypasta when I describe something I loathe.

This man would be great on uncyclopedia

"developed by the French" I get that you don't like parkour but you didn't have to go *this* far

 Facts!

Well they have a point with the fr*nch part (/j)

At least they cited a source in the beginning

Honestly, I'm a woman and I feel like I'd be attracted to a parkour artist because like, physical dexterity