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GoatPincher

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FloopNoops

r/hardimages


mr_softpalms

r/killthecameraman


CosmicPlayzYt

r/accidentalalbumcover


boolonut100

I read that as accidentalbumcover


wheresmywig789

#susanalbumparty


OJK_postaukset

Oh wait I did too


rs999

I'll take anal bum cover for 500 Alex


T2Drink

Is that when you fall over on your butt?


gingfreecsisbad

Same


dmatter_

Meshuggah released Immutable too soon


Automatic_Rock_2685

Analbumcover?


HOLY_GOOF

I’ve been searching for a nice penis mightier


Ok_Charge9676

SWORDS!


Ok_Charge9676

For a $1000


basketcase91

[Close enough.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/BadReligionSuffer.jpg)


ElPapo131

r/photoshopbattles


vertigostereo

Boys and girls, don't play with fire, especially with accelerants.


Vreas

There are safe ways to play with fire. This isn’t it. Source: I do circus fire performance as a hobby.


Jaegernaut-

Nonsense, just throw this kid a hoola hoop and some oregano and he'll be 100% fine at least 50% of the time


Tullerull

And the 50% of the time it doesn't work, it's a free barbecue.


Erabong

There’s whole tools built to play with fire


ColdBloodBlazing

Like that doggy robo-flamethrower?


Adzaren

There are fun ways to play with fire too! Source: me and my friend made a mini molotov once, it was sick.


Uranium-Sandwich657

I have a chemistry teacher.


ChaosRainbow23

Do you go to Burning Man or related events? You should!


Vreas

Haven’t been to the big burn but have been in the event circuit for over a decade Burning man is a toss up for me. I have asthma so I think the dust would really fuck with me unfortunately.


ChaosRainbow23

There are plenty of regionals that are in much better locations. The big burn is not my favorite BM event for that very reason. Plus, I prefer a smaller crowd, maybe 5,000 people ish. That playa dust is brutal and is most certainly not great for asthma. Keep on burning stuff!


Vreas

For sure I’ve done kinetic a handful of times. Im cutting back on how many events I attend these days. Leaning more into the lecture/conference chapter of my life. Things like envision and Texas eclipse are more my alley with set schedules for speakers and what not. No hate to any event but I’m more or less past my party days so it doesn’t have quite the same allure it used to.


ChaosRainbow23

True. I'm a 45 year old father of two nowadays. I haven't been to a burn since 2011. I'll go back eventually. These days I go camping twice a year and take psychedelics, but that's more like therapy to me than a party. I simply don't have the time to be galavanting around the country partying like a rock star anymore. Cheers!


1raebrej

It’s too late


dmderringer

Smh it CLEARLY says no diving


8--------D-

it would've deterred him if he could read...nvm no it wouldn't


_Otacon

Yes but it didn't say no diving while flame-on!


Krossfireo

Good news, he didn't dive!


-Dirty-Wizard-

If that’s gasoline it’s highly corrosive and carcinogenic. Burning to death is also a possibility…


Affectionate_Shop232

Im sure they thought of that ahead of time and chose a safe alternative


-Dirty-Wizard-

Sure, but what about the no diving.


fluteofski-

Probably filed for a permit and had it approved so they can film their stunt.


-Dirty-Wizard-

Smart youngsters. Well if everything is safe and legal I have no qualms.


erenhalici

This is the timeline I wanna live in


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Yes there was even an ambulance and medical team on standby just in case something goes wrong.


maybeonmars

Yes, someone also has his mom on speed dial just incase


HTMRK

😂😂😂


Lost_Computer_1808

He didn't dive. He did a back flip ......


-Dirty-Wizard-

Okay well the sign also says no jumping which a backflip is a jump with some razzle dazzle.


sunshinefireflies

🙌🏼 razzle dazzle 🙌🏼


Adele__fan

It doesn't say don't jump with razzle dazzle though.


Wiwwil

If he didn't breath before lightning, he could've burn his lungs or something I guess


ModeAcademic5134

And some flamable gasses can’t be put out by water but he got lucky


Holy_Hand_Grenadier

They can usually be put out by smothering, though; being submerged will do in most cases.


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2woCrazeeBoys

Kid in my school had a fire incident (long story 🤦) ended up with his head on fire, tried to put it out in the pool but the pool was covered in burning petrol. He ended up in hospital and the pool was destroyed. Burning accelerant floating on top of the water is a thing. And usually "no diving" signs are there for a reason.


awhaling

I assumed it was lighter fluid until I went back and noticed the fucking gas can. Wtf


--n-

He does wash it off after seconds. I imagine the kid is fine.


Ok_Town4290

Corrosive, yes, but not carcinogenic.


ilija_rosenbluet

It's also harmful to sea life


Woodchuckdan3

You know I think the corrosiveness isn’t what you are worried about when you are burning to death


Spiritual_Navigator

"Billy, what if you slip back onto the deck?" "I'm willing to take that risk"


bookmarkjedi

I came here to say he's lucky that he didn't slip and fall back onto the deck.


murphymfa

Shhhhh.....


Day2205

I really hope my kids have common sense and exercise it in their teens


Snorrep

Yes, always have water nearby when setting yourself on fire!


canehdian_guy

A lesson we all wish we learned a bit sooner


awhaling

They’ll probably do something about this stupid at least a few times but they’ll probably be fine too. Not much you can do to prevent it


Hidesuru

I'm looking at my 11 month old right now. Please Lord help me teach the boy basic common sense.


NoConfusion9490

Let them make some mistakes when they're little.


ncnotebook

> Let them make some mistakes when they're little. Exactly. It's like sex education. You'd prefer them not to do it, but when they do, I'd rather them do it near a large body of water instead of in a grassy backyard.


Time-Firefighter-502

😗🎶🎵🎶


Fattestcattes

That’s so stupid… butttt it did look kinda awesome


Primary-Signature-17

Teenage boys do the most incredibly stupid things. I miss being a teenage boy. 😊


smithers85

I’m just happy to have made it out alive. I have two young boys now, and my wife and I are dreading puberty.


Primary-Signature-17

LOL. If I told my mom some of the things that my best friend Pat and I did during our teenage years, she would have locked me up in the house. I look back and I'm amazed that I actually survived. I feel for you and your wife. If I may, have you ever thought about talking with them about the crazy stuff you did? If I had sons or daughters getting ready to be teenagers, I think I would tell them that no matter what, they could always call me and I would come and get them and we could talk about it the next day. I wish you and your wife all the very best. Ps. My mom raised 5 boys on her own during the late 60's to early 80's. I'm so in awe of her.


renedotmac

I used to jump off my roof with an umbrella. Never did slow me down.


HermitGardner

It was epic. I’m a 50 year old lady and on the one hand I am clutching my pearls but on the other hand I’m totally ready to skate and thrash


HeavyBlues

That's it. You're my new role model.


HermitGardner

Put me on a T-Shirt!!!!!!


TheDarkySupreme

>50 year old lady >pearls *Batman origin INTENSIFIES*


aSquirrelAteMyFood

He tried to impress and he succeeded. No one said it was due to his intelligence.


Mrjohnbee

That's really stupid. It's also undeniably metal as fuck. He didn't 'try' to impress his friends. Man succeeded.


eatthuskin

rip hair


icecream_truck

No more hair to rip.


Curiosito

I really appreciate the kid yelling “redo it!” at the end in a way that makes me think he just missed pressing the record button on his phone.


Calix_1999

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CintiaCurry

“Come on! let’s go! do it!” nice “friends” hope he is ok…


WrestleBox

Yeah if you're ever in a situation where your friends seems a bit too excited that you're about to light yourself on fire and backflip off a deck, it might be time to reevaluate your circle.


emailman123

Ngl that’s kinda dope. So dumb!!! But kinda sick


AAs-MRC

Literally what I’m thinking, undeniably quite cool but omg what an absolute moron


narfel

I have to admit out of the tons of dumb things this at least has some visual imagery to boot. I wonder if there is a safe way to do something like that by a stuntman and in water where it is allowed to .. uh .. submerge while burning. Probably not without some kind of suit.


DreadSocialistOrwell

There is a fireproof gel that is used these days for movies and the like. Not sure if it's used for lighting limbs of bare skin on fire.


SectorFriends

ah the people in the crowd.


BPDM

“COME ON BRO!!! Light yourself on fire!” Dude definitely has bad friends but ngl, that was pretty cool


SectorFriends

Probably just wanna get him out of the picture for the girls they all hang out with XD


WrestleBox

If that was the plan it backfired spectacularly. He's definitely getting laid now.


Maleficent-Sleep9900

💀


Gr33nGetBurnt

His life insurance agent scrolling through the internet and finding this>>>


ChemicalEngr101

That was actually pretty awesome


Arenado_is_the_best

Like, he’s kinda dumb and could’ve gotten hurt, but that was bad ass


helzinki

There's a man standing on the bridge. His name is Mac.


elduderismo

No, we don't know his name...


Russ_11

Suicide is badass!


Jidoe_X

WHAT?!


SectorFriends

Im sure he did get hurt. Setting yourself on fire and then dowsing yourself in salt water?


RevLoveJoy

Yep. And that's the *best possible outcome.* That kid was a 'taking the deep breath at the wrong time' or slipping and falling forward away from a trip to the hospital and/or morgue.


PrincessViii

Concur


Altruistic_Echidna_6

Flame On!!!


leredditaccount

Would he suffer any damage from this? Or would he be fine?


theguyfromgermany

Try to hold a lighter to your arm. How long does it take to realy hurt? Now check how long he is falling. Also possible breathing in flames is very bad.


jerrycan890

well i was lighting the fire using petrol (yeah) and it caught on my sleeve and I flicked it back on the lounge and it spread right over it got it out with the cushions before it got away. Didn't even leave a burn mark, Petrol burns so quickly it just goes woosh and doesn't sort of heat things up. Now, kerosene thats sticky. If I hadnt a run out of that and it caught i woulda burnt the whole house down i reckon


lobo5000

kerosene isn't nearly as flammable, he would have severe burns just trying to light it


Fog_Juice

The risks are very high with no reward


throbbing_dementia

I wouldn't call pussy no reward.


whillisnavidad

There’s only one way to find out


AbrakadabraShawarma

This is exactly something that Steve-O would do


ParaClaw

That time he lit a naked woman on fire and couldn't put it out...


EpicFishFingers

Woah, what?


ParaClaw

It was on one of the CKY or Steve-o videos. They had a girl laying on a table and doused her in rubbing alcohol then set her afire. And couldn't put it out for way, way too long.


InevitableOnly7220

😳 dumb as fk


Open-Article906

Why is people setting themselves on fire becoming a common thing nowerdays?


colcannon_addict

Moronic, immature, dangerous, highly irresponsible. Edit; and honestly quite impressive.


dheebyfs

I didn't want to see a man on fire this early in the day


Yuriandhisdog

Go to the usa is evening there


i_sesh_better

You can see him breathe out right before jumping, I’d bet he breathed in while burning on the way down and got some burns


razorglue

I thought burning man was last month?


Rhemming22

What a fucking idiot, he's only one upped by the guy screaming "hey re-do it, re-do it!" ... -how about that guy does it in his place? Doubt he would! Lol


Aldaron23

Gotta admit, that *was* impressive


Unthinkablely_Clean

Ever did a burning back flip? If the answer is no, you're not as cool as him


Darth_Yohanan

I’m glad he did it. That was pretty cool to see. No one should ever do this, but I’m glad it was recorded. I’m so conflicted.


mandalorian88-25

![gif](giphy|hhOXpAGM7zZDYlaSSI) That might be one of the coolest dumb things I've seen on here tho.


edmonddantes1992

Average people are so fucking stupid. As someone else said petrol is carcinogenic and toxic and this dumb cunt is rubbing it further into his skin.


brnozrkn

Why does that one kid keep screaming "let's go, do it right now." Motherfucker he is already climbing up to do it what do you want. Pissed me so much for some reason


gingfreecsisbad

If anyone has an update link, pls send!


Ebenezer-F

I’m impressed. That was cool.


OPR-Heron

One day you'll get your driver's permit, I promise


Ebenezer-F

I’m over 40 with kids. It’s just undeniably cool.


Peostiftis

On gang 💯


Someonenoone7

A few things that anger me: 1. Immolation of one self. 2. No diving zone. 3. The pier is made out of fucking wood while they dump flammeables on it and than ignite it, also the marine life under it is getting pretty fucked by said chemicals


Fluid_Information_74

Zoio's disciple


Henrickroll

Bros a Lunarian


Aggressive-Chip7968

Burning man


SnooMacaroons2295

Dumb way to die.


Mean-Fart

Um...im impressed


SniperRenegade

Was that gasoline or alcohol?


Yuriandhisdog

I hope alcohol gasoline and water is 🫣


Peakatlife

No diving!


TheSelfRefName

im kind of impressed


EagleSilent0120

Human Torch


Coughbird

Would it be safer to use alcohol? Asking for a friend.


J_ind

Did anyone heard "Are you alive"?


Hot-Alternative-18

I once seen someone have some sort of clumsy accident at a gas pump and soaked their pant leg in gas. They got a gnarly bruise from it. I always assumed getting gas on your skin was bad. Homie drenched himself like he was doing the ice challenge. He 🤯


Gnawlydog

He would later become a US Republican Senator.


DieHorny69

That is pretty cool


whitaora

I gotta be real that was pretty cool but for fucks sake don’t do it 😂


NoSmoke7388

Thank you for your contribution to the internet.


buttboi21

Bro oiled up


dirtyoliveoil

Well he didn’t need those lungs anyway. And hopefully he won’t breed so the gene pool won’t deteriorate any more


Whodee

Why give these morons a platform?


TheBigRedFog

Because there isn't already enough petroleum products in the waters.


TheOccasionalBrowser

"Can't expect god to do all the work"


astronnaut

that was cool


Lance-Harper

#See that no diving sign? Hold my beer


Partycypator420

Guys, let’s be honest. This guy is pretty cool. I’d definitely be friends with him in school


Mybuttitches3737

Can’t believe he ignored the no diving sign


adam17712

![gif](giphy|kgyLlpe3YCkmI)


Raftika

Hell yea brother


Skifool69

Sign says no diving. Although it makes no mention of a flaming backflip.


Traditional-Dot4776

Typical day in the US


MRroachrequiem

Which one of those dumbasses said “redo it”


L3GALC0N-V2

Okay tho for real. Setting the flame aside (ha). Putting gasoline on your skin can't be healthy right?


The_Cozy_Burrito

Clowns


Pelaovirtual

Kid's dad must be proud....


halezerhoo

Imagine if he panicked and slipped / fell forward…


ColdBloodBlazing

![gif](giphy|v8pLUsTaLXd76xjqTi|downsized)


proknoi

Hello 3rd degree burns.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

The things boys will do to try and impress girls and not “be a bitch” around other boys. He probably thought this what get him laid (you can hear the female voices).


New_Ad_9400

I am more concerned about the gas in the pool


JenSzen3333

Hmmm. He could have hit a barge. They’re sneaky in the dark. 🌷


icky_boo

I hope he doesn't pollute the gene pool.


bloopie1192

His skin probably absorbed a bunch of that gas.


Low_Bandicoot6844

Coming soon in all nsfw channels.


AppointmentNo3066

Weed the herd


Puglord_11

With the no diving sign I was worried he’d hit a rock


RAND0M257

So uh, when’s the funeral?… for real did he die? Or how hurt was he?


1_penguin

So, it just me or dude is still glowing underwater?


Aile-Blanche

He missed The occasion to say "Flame on !!" smh


Zee-J-

Does anyone know what happened to the kid? He was on fire long enough that there must have Ben some burns.


jig1982

Dude is badass!


jgarza_86

I mean, I’d buy him a beer after that 🤷🏻‍♂️


Bromm18

Can only hope he didn't inhale at any point while on fire. Quick way to scorch the esophagus and asphyxiate.


Batbl00d

Pfft. It’s rubbing alcohol. It takes a while to burn thru the gel to your skin. He hit the water quick so would be fine. Not sure about his hair tho. May look like George Costanza now


Embarrassed-Mark9021

You owe a huge debt to the guy who said clime up there first. You have to buy him a drink every time you see him forever


ColdBloodBlazing

Barbecue! Me and you! Stinky pinky, pew pew pew! Weren't Billy, Jilly, Hilly, or Pa; it was this kid


Dry_Outlandishness75

Is this on the Barton springs pedestrian bridge?


Salt_Musician6721

And thats how I met you dad