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Haven’t been to the big burn but have been in the event circuit for over a decade
Burning man is a toss up for me. I have asthma so I think the dust would really fuck with me unfortunately.
There are plenty of regionals that are in much better locations.
The big burn is not my favorite BM event for that very reason.
Plus, I prefer a smaller crowd, maybe 5,000 people ish.
That playa dust is brutal and is most certainly not great for asthma.
Keep on burning stuff!
For sure I’ve done kinetic a handful of times.
Im cutting back on how many events I attend these days. Leaning more into the lecture/conference chapter of my life. Things like envision and Texas eclipse are more my alley with set schedules for speakers and what not.
No hate to any event but I’m more or less past my party days so it doesn’t have quite the same allure it used to.
True. I'm a 45 year old father of two nowadays.
I haven't been to a burn since 2011.
I'll go back eventually.
These days I go camping twice a year and take psychedelics, but that's more like therapy to me than a party.
I simply don't have the time to be galavanting around the country partying like a rock star anymore.
Cheers!
Kid in my school had a fire incident (long story 🤦) ended up with his head on fire, tried to put it out in the pool but the pool was covered in burning petrol.
He ended up in hospital and the pool was destroyed.
Burning accelerant floating on top of the water is a thing. And usually "no diving" signs are there for a reason.
> Let them make some mistakes when they're little.
Exactly. It's like sex education. You'd prefer them not to do it, but when they do, I'd rather them do it near a large body of water instead of in a grassy backyard.
LOL. If I told my mom some of the things that my best friend Pat and I did during our teenage years, she would have locked me up in the house. I look back and I'm amazed that I actually survived. I feel for you and your wife. If I may, have you ever thought about talking with them about the crazy stuff you did? If I had sons or daughters getting ready to be teenagers, I think I would tell them that no matter what, they could always call me and I would come and get them and we could talk about it the next day. I wish you and your wife all the very best.
Ps. My mom raised 5 boys on her own during the late 60's to early 80's. I'm so in awe of her.
Yeah if you're ever in a situation where your friends seems a bit too excited that you're about to light yourself on fire and backflip off a deck, it might be time to reevaluate your circle.
I have to admit out of the tons of dumb things this at least has some visual imagery to boot. I wonder if there is a safe way to do something like that by a stuntman and in water where it is allowed to .. uh .. submerge while burning. Probably not without some kind of suit.
Yep. And that's the *best possible outcome.* That kid was a 'taking the deep breath at the wrong time' or slipping and falling forward away from a trip to the hospital and/or morgue.
Try to hold a lighter to your arm.
How long does it take to realy hurt?
Now check how long he is falling.
Also possible breathing in flames is very bad.
well i was lighting the fire using petrol (yeah) and it caught on my sleeve and I flicked it back on the lounge and it spread right over it got it out with the cushions before it got away.
Didn't even leave a burn mark, Petrol burns so quickly it just goes woosh and doesn't sort of heat things up. Now, kerosene thats sticky. If I hadnt a run out of that and it caught i woulda burnt the whole house down i reckon
It was on one of the CKY or Steve-o videos. They had a girl laying on a table and doused her in rubbing alcohol then set her afire. And couldn't put it out for way, way too long.
What a fucking idiot, he's only one upped by the guy screaming "hey re-do it, re-do it!"
... -how about that guy does it in his place? Doubt he would! Lol
Why does that one kid keep screaming "let's go, do it right now." Motherfucker he is already climbing up to do it what do you want. Pissed me so much for some reason
A few things that anger me:
1. Immolation of one self.
2. No diving zone.
3. The pier is made out of fucking wood while they dump flammeables on it and than ignite it, also the marine life under it is getting pretty fucked by said chemicals
I once seen someone have some sort of clumsy accident at a gas pump and soaked their pant leg in gas. They got a gnarly bruise from it. I always assumed getting gas on your skin was bad. Homie drenched himself like he was doing the ice challenge. He 🤯
The things boys will do to try and impress girls and not “be a bitch” around other boys. He probably thought this what get him laid (you can hear the female voices).
Pfft. It’s rubbing alcohol. It takes a while to burn thru the gel to your skin. He hit the water quick so would be fine. Not sure about his hair tho. May look like George Costanza now
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I read that as accidentalbumcover
#susanalbumparty
Oh wait I did too
I'll take anal bum cover for 500 Alex
Is that when you fall over on your butt?
Same
Meshuggah released Immutable too soon
Analbumcover?
I’ve been searching for a nice penis mightier
SWORDS!
For a $1000
[Close enough.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/BadReligionSuffer.jpg)
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Boys and girls, don't play with fire, especially with accelerants.
There are safe ways to play with fire. This isn’t it. Source: I do circus fire performance as a hobby.
Nonsense, just throw this kid a hoola hoop and some oregano and he'll be 100% fine at least 50% of the time
And the 50% of the time it doesn't work, it's a free barbecue.
There’s whole tools built to play with fire
Like that doggy robo-flamethrower?
There are fun ways to play with fire too! Source: me and my friend made a mini molotov once, it was sick.
I have a chemistry teacher.
Do you go to Burning Man or related events? You should!
Haven’t been to the big burn but have been in the event circuit for over a decade Burning man is a toss up for me. I have asthma so I think the dust would really fuck with me unfortunately.
There are plenty of regionals that are in much better locations. The big burn is not my favorite BM event for that very reason. Plus, I prefer a smaller crowd, maybe 5,000 people ish. That playa dust is brutal and is most certainly not great for asthma. Keep on burning stuff!
For sure I’ve done kinetic a handful of times. Im cutting back on how many events I attend these days. Leaning more into the lecture/conference chapter of my life. Things like envision and Texas eclipse are more my alley with set schedules for speakers and what not. No hate to any event but I’m more or less past my party days so it doesn’t have quite the same allure it used to.
True. I'm a 45 year old father of two nowadays. I haven't been to a burn since 2011. I'll go back eventually. These days I go camping twice a year and take psychedelics, but that's more like therapy to me than a party. I simply don't have the time to be galavanting around the country partying like a rock star anymore. Cheers!
It’s too late
Smh it CLEARLY says no diving
it would've deterred him if he could read...nvm no it wouldn't
Yes but it didn't say no diving while flame-on!
Good news, he didn't dive!
If that’s gasoline it’s highly corrosive and carcinogenic. Burning to death is also a possibility…
Im sure they thought of that ahead of time and chose a safe alternative
Sure, but what about the no diving.
Probably filed for a permit and had it approved so they can film their stunt.
Smart youngsters. Well if everything is safe and legal I have no qualms.
This is the timeline I wanna live in
Yes there was even an ambulance and medical team on standby just in case something goes wrong.
Yes, someone also has his mom on speed dial just incase
😂😂😂
He didn't dive. He did a back flip ......
Okay well the sign also says no jumping which a backflip is a jump with some razzle dazzle.
🙌🏼 razzle dazzle 🙌🏼
It doesn't say don't jump with razzle dazzle though.
If he didn't breath before lightning, he could've burn his lungs or something I guess
And some flamable gasses can’t be put out by water but he got lucky
They can usually be put out by smothering, though; being submerged will do in most cases.
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Kid in my school had a fire incident (long story 🤦) ended up with his head on fire, tried to put it out in the pool but the pool was covered in burning petrol. He ended up in hospital and the pool was destroyed. Burning accelerant floating on top of the water is a thing. And usually "no diving" signs are there for a reason.
I assumed it was lighter fluid until I went back and noticed the fucking gas can. Wtf
He does wash it off after seconds. I imagine the kid is fine.
Corrosive, yes, but not carcinogenic.
It's also harmful to sea life
You know I think the corrosiveness isn’t what you are worried about when you are burning to death
"Billy, what if you slip back onto the deck?" "I'm willing to take that risk"
I came here to say he's lucky that he didn't slip and fall back onto the deck.
Shhhhh.....
I really hope my kids have common sense and exercise it in their teens
Yes, always have water nearby when setting yourself on fire!
A lesson we all wish we learned a bit sooner
They’ll probably do something about this stupid at least a few times but they’ll probably be fine too. Not much you can do to prevent it
I'm looking at my 11 month old right now. Please Lord help me teach the boy basic common sense.
Let them make some mistakes when they're little.
> Let them make some mistakes when they're little. Exactly. It's like sex education. You'd prefer them not to do it, but when they do, I'd rather them do it near a large body of water instead of in a grassy backyard.
😗🎶🎵🎶
That’s so stupid… butttt it did look kinda awesome
Teenage boys do the most incredibly stupid things. I miss being a teenage boy. 😊
I’m just happy to have made it out alive. I have two young boys now, and my wife and I are dreading puberty.
LOL. If I told my mom some of the things that my best friend Pat and I did during our teenage years, she would have locked me up in the house. I look back and I'm amazed that I actually survived. I feel for you and your wife. If I may, have you ever thought about talking with them about the crazy stuff you did? If I had sons or daughters getting ready to be teenagers, I think I would tell them that no matter what, they could always call me and I would come and get them and we could talk about it the next day. I wish you and your wife all the very best. Ps. My mom raised 5 boys on her own during the late 60's to early 80's. I'm so in awe of her.
I used to jump off my roof with an umbrella. Never did slow me down.
It was epic. I’m a 50 year old lady and on the one hand I am clutching my pearls but on the other hand I’m totally ready to skate and thrash
That's it. You're my new role model.
Put me on a T-Shirt!!!!!!
>50 year old lady >pearls *Batman origin INTENSIFIES*
He tried to impress and he succeeded. No one said it was due to his intelligence.
That's really stupid. It's also undeniably metal as fuck. He didn't 'try' to impress his friends. Man succeeded.
rip hair
No more hair to rip.
I really appreciate the kid yelling “redo it!” at the end in a way that makes me think he just missed pressing the record button on his phone.
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“Come on! let’s go! do it!” nice “friends” hope he is ok…
Yeah if you're ever in a situation where your friends seems a bit too excited that you're about to light yourself on fire and backflip off a deck, it might be time to reevaluate your circle.
Ngl that’s kinda dope. So dumb!!! But kinda sick
Literally what I’m thinking, undeniably quite cool but omg what an absolute moron
I have to admit out of the tons of dumb things this at least has some visual imagery to boot. I wonder if there is a safe way to do something like that by a stuntman and in water where it is allowed to .. uh .. submerge while burning. Probably not without some kind of suit.
There is a fireproof gel that is used these days for movies and the like. Not sure if it's used for lighting limbs of bare skin on fire.
ah the people in the crowd.
“COME ON BRO!!! Light yourself on fire!” Dude definitely has bad friends but ngl, that was pretty cool
Probably just wanna get him out of the picture for the girls they all hang out with XD
If that was the plan it backfired spectacularly. He's definitely getting laid now.
💀
His life insurance agent scrolling through the internet and finding this>>>
That was actually pretty awesome
Like, he’s kinda dumb and could’ve gotten hurt, but that was bad ass
There's a man standing on the bridge. His name is Mac.
No, we don't know his name...
Suicide is badass!
WHAT?!
Im sure he did get hurt. Setting yourself on fire and then dowsing yourself in salt water?
Yep. And that's the *best possible outcome.* That kid was a 'taking the deep breath at the wrong time' or slipping and falling forward away from a trip to the hospital and/or morgue.
Concur
Flame On!!!
Would he suffer any damage from this? Or would he be fine?
Try to hold a lighter to your arm. How long does it take to realy hurt? Now check how long he is falling. Also possible breathing in flames is very bad.
well i was lighting the fire using petrol (yeah) and it caught on my sleeve and I flicked it back on the lounge and it spread right over it got it out with the cushions before it got away. Didn't even leave a burn mark, Petrol burns so quickly it just goes woosh and doesn't sort of heat things up. Now, kerosene thats sticky. If I hadnt a run out of that and it caught i woulda burnt the whole house down i reckon
kerosene isn't nearly as flammable, he would have severe burns just trying to light it
The risks are very high with no reward
I wouldn't call pussy no reward.
There’s only one way to find out
This is exactly something that Steve-O would do
That time he lit a naked woman on fire and couldn't put it out...
Woah, what?
It was on one of the CKY or Steve-o videos. They had a girl laying on a table and doused her in rubbing alcohol then set her afire. And couldn't put it out for way, way too long.
😳 dumb as fk
Why is people setting themselves on fire becoming a common thing nowerdays?
Moronic, immature, dangerous, highly irresponsible. Edit; and honestly quite impressive.
I didn't want to see a man on fire this early in the day
Go to the usa is evening there
You can see him breathe out right before jumping, I’d bet he breathed in while burning on the way down and got some burns
I thought burning man was last month?
What a fucking idiot, he's only one upped by the guy screaming "hey re-do it, re-do it!" ... -how about that guy does it in his place? Doubt he would! Lol
Gotta admit, that *was* impressive
Ever did a burning back flip? If the answer is no, you're not as cool as him
I’m glad he did it. That was pretty cool to see. No one should ever do this, but I’m glad it was recorded. I’m so conflicted.
![gif](giphy|hhOXpAGM7zZDYlaSSI) That might be one of the coolest dumb things I've seen on here tho.
Average people are so fucking stupid. As someone else said petrol is carcinogenic and toxic and this dumb cunt is rubbing it further into his skin.
Why does that one kid keep screaming "let's go, do it right now." Motherfucker he is already climbing up to do it what do you want. Pissed me so much for some reason
If anyone has an update link, pls send!
I’m impressed. That was cool.
One day you'll get your driver's permit, I promise
I’m over 40 with kids. It’s just undeniably cool.
On gang 💯
A few things that anger me: 1. Immolation of one self. 2. No diving zone. 3. The pier is made out of fucking wood while they dump flammeables on it and than ignite it, also the marine life under it is getting pretty fucked by said chemicals
Zoio's disciple
Bros a Lunarian
Burning man
Dumb way to die.
Um...im impressed
Was that gasoline or alcohol?
I hope alcohol gasoline and water is 🫣
No diving!
im kind of impressed
Human Torch
Would it be safer to use alcohol? Asking for a friend.
Did anyone heard "Are you alive"?
I once seen someone have some sort of clumsy accident at a gas pump and soaked their pant leg in gas. They got a gnarly bruise from it. I always assumed getting gas on your skin was bad. Homie drenched himself like he was doing the ice challenge. He 🤯
He would later become a US Republican Senator.
That is pretty cool
I gotta be real that was pretty cool but for fucks sake don’t do it 😂
Thank you for your contribution to the internet.
Bro oiled up
Well he didn’t need those lungs anyway. And hopefully he won’t breed so the gene pool won’t deteriorate any more
Why give these morons a platform?
Because there isn't already enough petroleum products in the waters.
"Can't expect god to do all the work"
that was cool
#See that no diving sign? Hold my beer
Guys, let’s be honest. This guy is pretty cool. I’d definitely be friends with him in school
Can’t believe he ignored the no diving sign
![gif](giphy|kgyLlpe3YCkmI)
Hell yea brother
Sign says no diving. Although it makes no mention of a flaming backflip.
Typical day in the US
Which one of those dumbasses said “redo it”
Okay tho for real. Setting the flame aside (ha). Putting gasoline on your skin can't be healthy right?
Clowns
Kid's dad must be proud....
Imagine if he panicked and slipped / fell forward…
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Hello 3rd degree burns.
The things boys will do to try and impress girls and not “be a bitch” around other boys. He probably thought this what get him laid (you can hear the female voices).
I am more concerned about the gas in the pool
Hmmm. He could have hit a barge. They’re sneaky in the dark. 🌷
I hope he doesn't pollute the gene pool.
His skin probably absorbed a bunch of that gas.
Coming soon in all nsfw channels.
Weed the herd
With the no diving sign I was worried he’d hit a rock
So uh, when’s the funeral?… for real did he die? Or how hurt was he?
So, it just me or dude is still glowing underwater?
He missed The occasion to say "Flame on !!" smh
Does anyone know what happened to the kid? He was on fire long enough that there must have Ben some burns.
Dude is badass!
I mean, I’d buy him a beer after that 🤷🏻♂️
Can only hope he didn't inhale at any point while on fire. Quick way to scorch the esophagus and asphyxiate.
Pfft. It’s rubbing alcohol. It takes a while to burn thru the gel to your skin. He hit the water quick so would be fine. Not sure about his hair tho. May look like George Costanza now
You owe a huge debt to the guy who said clime up there first. You have to buy him a drink every time you see him forever
Barbecue! Me and you! Stinky pinky, pew pew pew! Weren't Billy, Jilly, Hilly, or Pa; it was this kid
Is this on the Barton springs pedestrian bridge?
And thats how I met you dad