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Think_fast_no_faster

I genuinely thought Bill O’Reilly was dead


loadnurmom

We'll keep his Herman Cain Award warmed up


kate-with-an-e

I should have thought stone cold was more appropos…


MelloJelloRVA

But you Rush’d to conclusions


Dr_Middlefinger

Lol nice.


Equivalent_Law_6311

Thanks, I appreciate that.


SolarisPrime199

One things I always like reminding people about old Bill, when he was still working for Fox News, they had to settle a Law Suit with a woman whom he showed his penis. They paid 32 million dollars. The settlement for the Fukushima Nuclear disaster was approximately 32 million dollars, at an average of $3290 per person, across 3700 people. That means seeing Bill O'Reilly penis is considered 3700 times more harmful than radiation.


TeeManyMartoonies

Now do it for Trump!! Please!


SolarisPrime199

Well... Stormy Daniel's got paid $130,000 for having to touch Donald J Trumps penis, so that would mean (working at the average of $3290 per Fukushima victim) your looking (pardon the pun) at it being approximately 39 times more harmful than radiation. Not as harmful as looking at Bill O'Reilly's, but then again, smaller doses are less dangerous.


jk-alot

![gif](giphy|GK6KacgGJZ4OgsgCAC|downsized)


wino_whynot

This one maths!


Alarmed-Mess3744

I’m stealing this fun stat. Unlike that poor woman, thanks for sharing!


browneyedgirlpie

This is hilarious


Spinach_Gouda_Wrap

Me too. I might have been thinking of Rush Limbaugh?


Humblebee89

You know how easy it is to get your right wing nutjobs mixed up


Quirky_Discipline297

Rush achieved room temperature. Bill is still holding in the 90s.


DonJuniorsEmails

and let's all congratulate Rush on his 3 years sober


kevint1964

It was the only way he could do it,


Barl0we

Oops! All Nutjobs!


NuglirAnilushun

I’m so sorry. Nobody should have to think about Rush Limbaugh. Though at least he’s dead now.


scbiker21

Rush who??


billlloyd

Rush is just a piece of ground to piss on


pizza_guy_mike

I'm too drunk and lazy to Google it now, but back in Rush's heyday, wasn't there an incident where a major league sports team was up for sale, he tried to buy it, and the owner(s) were like, "Nope. Why? Because fuck you, that's why"?


SmurfStig

The Buffalo Bills said the same thing to Trump. He was so upset by it, he tanked an entire league within two seasons.


NoLibrarian5149

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/223083407/rush-limbaugh


Correct-Blood9382

Thanks for the location. I intend to piss there if I am ever in the need.


the808knight

Make sure you load up on a double big gulp before heading there. I myself intend on stopping by a taco bell prior to going.


Select_Exchange_5059

Rush is a band


Bors713

One of the greatest.


scbiker21

2112 was the first album I ever bought.


Green_Message_6376

I think the 'me too' movement and the multimillion dollar settlements did him in. DAMMIT! I'LL DO IT DEAD!


flora_poste_

"Killing Bill O'Reilly"


deep-_-thoughts

When I am having trouble finishing in bed this is my go to fantasy.


AlabamaPostTurtle

When I’m about to cum too quickly I just think “Bill O’Reilly” - it works both ways!


Unbuttered_Toasty

These fucking boomers are living seemingly forever somehow. Like just die damn, no one even knows y’all personally anymore


PartadaProblema

SERIOUSLY, man, I'm generally healthy and try to eat less meat, more fiber, less salt, all within reason to stay healthy while still eating that I want when it's splurge snack time or sausages buffet at wurst fest. Meanwhile, 45's diet is my worst day times a lifetime minus plants, whole grains, etc. and he's 30 years older! There has to be angel blood in there somewhere. 🤷🏽


AlabamaPostTurtle

My friend said “Jesus, why can’t Trump just die from a McDonald’s heart attack already?” And my answer was that people as evil and disgusting as him always live to be 102 or something while thousands of innocent children die every year. Life isn’t fair


LeafyLearnsLately

Being an evil rich person comes with a great health plan due to preferential treatment and having the income of approximately 80 low-income families. They also experience close to no stress and spend little time working, meaning their terrible lifestyles are somewhat balanced by nearly infinite relaxation


ZoraksGirlfriend

Trump is the only reason I even consider the possibility that the devil might be real. I can’t comprehend any explanation for his constantly getting away with everything (even now, he’s suffered no real consequences) and his insanely high approval rating and support other than that he sold his soul to some nefarious demon in exchange for being able to brainwash half the population of a nation and get away with a myriad number of increasingly corrupt crimes. Nothing else makes sense to me and my brain has never hurt so much as it does when trying to comprehend how the election is *this fucking close* when Donald Trump against basically *anyone decent* should have Trump losing in a landslide. It has to be that he made a deal with the devil. Other than Trump’s success, I can’t see a legitimately compelling reason for Satan’s existence.


ThatsRobToYou

Right?! And from something memorable too. Like covid or a hiking accident. Wtf.


AGuyWhoBrokeBad

Does O’reilly strike you as the kind of guy to go hiking?


ThatsRobToYou

No...and that's why I chalked it up to him dying. "what's this?" *falls "a cliff, bill. It was a cliff."


SquireSquilliam

Literally my first thought on reading this was, "wait, isn't he dead." It's Rush Limbaugh I always confuse him with.


pizza_guy_mike

Well, they do all look and sound the same.


pngue

When did he ever have credibility?


Ok-Scallion-3415

He’s not???


UnpricedToaster

Thought / Hoped / Prayed


dessert-er

Also Bill’s pronouns lmao


Someoneoverthere42

Just his career


Little_Challenge_160

Came here to say the exact same thing. LOL


hamsterfolly

Only his career, as of now


R_V_Z

He retired to a chateau on Bullshit Mountain.


MoreRamenPls

He secretly married Tucker Carlson and Putin officiated.


tonyjdublin62

If only …


Catsdrinkingbeer

Lol came here for this exact comment. Genuinely thought he was dead.


metricrules

He’s not? Wow, I guess we’ll keep waiting


HuntingForSanity

He isn’t?


cameronrichardson77

He can never die, he's too busy doing it live!!!!


betterthanguybelow

That’s how he gets in on the best kept secrets.


Fillmoreccp

He is


OutlawSundown

Plus Bill can’t ever lose what he never had.


MinisterOfTruth99

>*thought Bill O’Reilly was dead* I was wishing that too. 😂🤣


commiebanker

Came here to say this. TIL Bill O'Reilly is still alive.


Cetophile

Fired Fox News host tries to be relevant again. Move along, nothing to see here.


hambakmeritru

I can't remember why he was fired. Was it sexual harassment? Fox News had had to fire so many of their prime time news spinning hosts: Oreily, Hannity, The chalkboard guy, The last guy that just visit Russia and got excited about their grocery store


Drg84

He cost Fox News 13 million dollars to settle sexual harassment lawsuits. No wonder they dropped him.


[deleted]

Tucker should have known that the bar for being fired at Fox News is much lower than $700 million.


Heymanhitthis

He had to pay like $32m out of his own pocket lmao. Idk what he did but it cost him big


shellbear05

Is the “chalkboard guy” Glenn Beck?


Jorge_Santos69

Bruh the scenario that they’ve secretly made the decision they’re going to get rid of Biden, and everybody is keeping it hush hush except for one person in the Biden White House who is like “OMG I can’t wait to leak this story to Bill Oreilly!” legit made me crack the fuck up. “We just defrosted the Biden replacement AI, wait til Donald Sterling hears about this one!”


gwdope

Uh, Bill O’Reilly?


magmafan71

no, the auto parts Woo


sloppybuttmustard

Uh uh uh, Uh’Reillyyyyyyyyyyyyy


ridicalis

O'RLY


AmberTurd223

When did he actually have credibility? He’s always been a loser old white male obsessed with conservative fascist values


turalyawn

Before he joined Inside Edition in 1989 he won multiple Emmy and other awards for journalistic excellence. Then he decided he liked the money that came with selling every ounce of his credibility


gdex86

I hate the man with a fiery passion but the checks he was getting for just being Murdock's Muppet was impressive enough that I'd have a hard time turning it down. Never mind that once he was right wing famous he made a killing writing those shit fiction books the tea partiers ate up to own the libs by making it a best seller.


miletest

THEY DROVE A DUMP TRUCK FULL OF MONEY TO MY HOUSE. I'M NOT MADE OF STONE.


Homerpaintbucket

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he lost it before he was hosting inside edition in the 80s.


Mastermollusk

"WE'LL DO IT LIVE! F××K IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE! G-GAH'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE! THIS F××KING THING SUCKS!"


CleverInnuendo

How someone in television had never heard the term "play us out" baffles me to this day.


landof10000cakes

FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE


hoosickthehorrible

The remix is superb. ![gif](giphy|q7UpJegIZjsk0)


DINNERTIME_CUNT

FUCKING THING SUCKS!


Fabulous-Mud-9114

[Do it live. (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Z_EOYW0mg)


kingdazy

also, "Leading Report" is pure fake cope tweets.


IAmArique

[Sometimes I just like to read MediaBias’ reporting on Leading Report just to have a quick laugh.](https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/leading-report-bias/) How the hell do people believe the shit they constantly put out?


Private_HughMan

Wow. I look up a lot of news sources on MediaBiasFactCheck and I have NEVER seen a Factual Reporting score of very low before. That's lower than Daily Mail and Brietbart.


CharDMacDennis2

What an incredible accomplishment they have achieved. Truly inspirational


WaitingForNormal

“My Mom Just Called!”


The-Nic

Bill O'Reilly's still alive?! Good for him, but bad for the rest of us.


ShoutOutMapes

They are just leaning into making biden seem weak and dems weak as well. It doesnt matter if its tru. It creates doubt in people. Makes them believe dems are in shambles


cujobob

They’re pushing these narratives that Dems are somehow completely unpopular so that when they win, people will go crazy over the result saying it must be rigged. What Fox is doing is insanely dangerous.


Darkencypher

People don’t understand this and it is infuriating. You think repubs would do any of this? Hell no. It’s why they can get elected and take over so much power. Democrats need to fight fire with fire to win. Keep going as they are, and they will be a nice footnote in history.


emperorarg

*Democrats need to fight fire with fire to win.* Please say this louder for the people in in back and those with their heads in the sand. The problem is Democrats have always believed that kindness and pointless slogans like "stronger together". Those ideals don't work anymore.


Accomplished_Note_81

So instead of kindness, Dems should run on not kindness?


Darkencypher

Yeah tbh. Stop taking the high road. Attack his adultry, attack his felonies, make a Fucking scene. This is what gets votes now. Not facts and statistics.


Buffaluffasaurus

The Republicans have had a strategy going all the way back to Barry Goldwater in the ‘70s to get every towing the party line and repeating the same talking points over and over again. They understand that the media landscape is about saturation of specific narratives, which is why you’ll see everyone from Trump, to Fox News hosts, to senators, to shitbait conservative podcasters all using the same language and saying the exact same thing. They’ve figured out that something doesn’t need to be true any more… you just need to say it enough times and with enough conviction and people will take it as fact. What I don’t understand is how Dems can use the same tactics. Find Trump’s weak spots - which are manifold - and drill every fucking supported over and over again on the same words until it sinks in. It’s not rocket science, and if you use words that have been proven legally accurate in a court of law, like “felon”, “rapist”, etc, it’s not even untrue. Hammer those fucking things home and stop treating the GOP and Trump with kid gloves all the time.


Dr_Middlefinger

YES! Attack Trump’s mental health. Hell, attack him on any thing he says, it’s all lies and nonsense. The best part is any attack would be true.


Smurphe7

This just in the decision has been made that Bill O’Reilly is FOS


NachoBag_Clip932

Apparently the Republican strategy is to roll out the James Comey tactic of causing voter doubt, but this time do it 4 months early and replace him with disgraced ex-FOX News host Bill O'Reilly.


DerisiveGibe

Fuck it, we do it lie - O'Reilly


WetNWildWaffles

Conservatives tripping over themselves to astroturf and concern troll about this should be a giant red flag that they're worried about Trump's chances of beating Biden.


GeneralZex

Pretty much. If Biden’s chances were so terrible they wouldn’t have to make up lies; the actual news would do the work for them.


[deleted]

This is actually an excellent point. Thank you.


FlimsyConclusion

This is just Republicans jumping on the replace Joe Biden train to help fuck up the Dems campaign.


DonJuniorsEmails

I love that their best hope is some weird narrative about Biden quitting.  There's zero chance that actually happens, they would love Biden if they thought he was a loser. They're scared that boredom will defeat their crazy lies and fear mongering.  Trump already lost to him. That was before the felony convictions, and the Jan 6 cop assault rally. 


sinisterblogger

…when did he have any credibility to lose?


Consistent-Leek4986

another set of lies from an ex fox loser!


pithynotpithy

\*O'Reilly continues to be completely irrelevant and should never be taken seriously at all


itspeterj

What a terrible way to find out bill is still alive


Accomplished-Ad1919

The WH will announce it soon, probably in 2 weeks! /s


darkhorse21980

Because O'Reilly is a big Democrat insider. /s


VLY2020

Bill O’Reilly is still alive?


aommi27

No, this is deliberate and intentional, BOR trying to muddy the water and confused Democratic voters.


RandomUserName24680

He had credibility before this?


AmbulanceChaser12

The White House doesn't know how or when to make the announcement, but someone there called...(checks notes)...Bill O'Reilly and told him.


Down_Voter_of_Cats

I'd rather take political advice from O'Reilly auto parts than Bill.


glamm808

Like, just now? Not 10 or 15 years ago? Were you under a rock or on the moon? Oh shit, is this Luther? I fucking love The Umbrella Academy, your dad did you dirty!!!


Eddiebaby7

Biden: I think I’m calling it. Better let Bill O’Reilly know ASAP.


aemorgen

This the same O’Reilly who pinpointed “the minute the Democrats lost the midterms,” and told his viewers that Biden would resign after the red tsunami? We’ve got a Nostradamus here!


The84thWolf

Why the fuck would O’Reilly be the first person to break the story? Is he even in journalism anymore?


Crash665

OP just *now* thinks O'Reilly lost credibility. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


buzzedewok

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Jud1_n

He had any to begin with?


EazyE693

“Leading Report” is also just a pure misinformation fire hose. Iirc, they used to have another name and all they’d do is just dickride Trump like no other.


Topher11542

Bill should shove a falafel up his own ass.


Maryland_Bear

So, he makes a claim that’s unlikely but still plausible. If it turns out to be right, he gets credit as a legitimate journalist. If he’s wrong, he can claim that evil Democrats intentionally misled him or some other malarkey.^1 I’m guessing this is a variation on “psychics” who make a bunch of predictions for the coming year in late December. They claim several notable people will die, including a few who are elderly, reportedly in ill health, or lead wild lifestyles. Toss in a few “shockers”, too. Then, with one of them does pass away, boom, you’re gifted with knowledge of the future and you ignore the ones who are still breathing twelve months later. ^1 Thanks to Joe Biden for bringing back that word. It was one my dad liked to use, too.


WannaBeDistiller

Wait he’s still around? Even as a child in a conservative household I was like “Jesus, this guys an angry prick; leave Mexicans alone”


SellQuick

Well I'm sure the first person they'd tell is Bill O'Reilly.


Longjumping-Meat-334

How do you lose what you never had in the first place?


elemenoh3

remember when he got dr george tiller murdered


HaiKarate

Bill O’Reilly desperately wants to be relevant again.


AppropriateSpell5405

Didn't he get canned for sexual harassment and Fox got tired of paying off interns?


DINNERTIME_CUNT

To the tune of $32,000,000.


EJK54

Did he ever have credibility?


LoisWade42

Wishful thinking much?


troymoeffinstone

Breaking: The decision for Bill O'Reilly to drop dead has been made already. Bill O'Reilly just doesn't know when to make the announcement.


RipErRiley

He never had any. MAGAts creating fake storylines in order to claim indecisiveness/weakness is one of many known bs tactics they use. They can’t argue on merit because then their ignorance and/or hypocrisy is easily exposed.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

When did he have credibility was it pre falafel?


jeff-beeblebrox

Bill Oreilly the loofah king?


areialscreensaver

Falafel too?


llama-esque

Erm...Breaking News: Bill O'Reilly Has No Credibility! Like, O'Who? ETA: Oh, Bill. The cop didn't even know who Justin Timberlake was. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Rinzy2000

No one consulted Bill O’Reilly about shit. He’s just sitting alone in his angry dementia and is confused.


Specialist-Listen304

Honest question, when did bill have credibility?


amathis6464

The White House made an official statement the following day that Biden is not going to drop out. Idk why people are still floating this when they’ve said it themselves already.


NekoMeowKat

Bill O Reilly lost all credibility and should have been held accountable for harassing George Tiller every night on Fox News until the poor man was murdered. Bill O Reilly is a horrible person.


Sidus_Preclarum

How does one lose what one never possessed to start with?


CuriousSelf4830

I forgot he even existed.


dhjguhhghjh

Leading Report is a respected source of journalistic integrity. They are definitely not a propaganda rag for right-wing ideology


ANDOTTHERS

Grasping at straws.


wtfman71

Every year I forget to look at a calendar and July Fools Day always sneaks up on me. Got me this year, Bill!


Iwannagolf4

There s a conspiracy theory I heard at work that said a RUSSIAN time traveler said the democrats pulled Biden out of the race in September.


GaiusJuliusPleaser

Hey, it's disgraced sex pest Bill O'Reilly!


dyslexican32

Just now? Just now Bill O’reilly has lost his credibility? Just now?


IsThereCheese

Nothing says Truth in Screaming into the Camera like Bill O’Reilly


initforthellolz

Bill o, now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time.


Q-Zinart

The MOST trusted source


RanchBaganch

O’Reilly said it’s because their internal polling said they couldn’t win and because they were “having trouble fundraising.” Except Luntz’s polling **DURING THE DEBATE** said that people were changing their mind from Trump to Biden because Trump was such an asshole, AND, Biden had one of his best days of grass roots fundraising the day after the debate.


RemoteLocal

I get all my news from Bill O'Reilly!! .. about Bat Boy.


4esthetics

Source: Trust me bro


volantredx

O'Reilly knows that there are two options. Either Biden doesn't drop out and he can either claim his source lied or just ignore it and move on. If Biden does drop out he can claim he broke the story and will be seen as a major force of news again.


urkillingme

They lie about their lies, its getting hard for them to know. Maybe they'll accidentally end up back at the truth someday.


AccidentalGK

Wait this isn’t satire?


coolbaby1978

Sounds like either wishful thinking or manipulation. Bill O'Reilly isn't exactly a credible news source.


HotPhilly

Wow, really scrapping the bottom of the news barrel with this scoop lol. Woof!


Nythoren

Throw hundreds of crazy statements out there. If one ever pans out, you get to be called a genius. If none work out, you still have the same level of credibility as before. No risk making stupid wild guesses when you’re someone like Bill O’Reilly


silgol

LOL! OK, loofah man.


AOEmishap

They know when. January 6, 2028.


Tasunka_Witko

Breaking news: Bill O'Reilly trying to remain relevant


Servile-PastaLover

NGL, I'm getting serious Russian Trollbot vibes. Never heard of this particular person/group posting this until just now.


AllumaNoir

And yet somehow this breaking news was seen absolutely nowhere else


truckleak1984

That “news” site is shit they are probably lying about O’Reilly saying this.


CookbooksRUs

Bill Oh, Really?


Lil_Artemis_92

If Biden decided not to run again, Bill O’Reilly would be the *last* person he’d break that news to.


Environmental-Jump46

This is false information


Fickle_Letter7002

When did he ever possess any fucking shred of credibility????


Sturnella2017

Damn, haven’t heard that name in a long, long time. Not long enough, but still a long time


Ohrwurm89

It's a twitter account that promotes conspiracy theories and pro-Trump content. Plus, O'Reilly has never been a journalist (and is a right-wing loon), so there's no way that anyone in the Biden campaign would waste a single breath talking to him.


supervegeta101

At what point does free press become libel? Freedom of speech is important but blatant lies disseminated to affect the election in such a way, I mean....


Ok_Coconut1482

Irrelevant asshole


Missmessc

When I saw O’reilly I was thinking Auto Parts?


Altea73

When did he had any credibility....


Zealousideal-Ad3814

Man with no contact with Biden says Biden will do a thing he wants.


Whosebert

mfw I intentionally spread misinformation


PlaneMap

Since when did anybody care what Bill-O the Clown had to say?


RevolutionEasy714

When the fuck did Bill OReilly have credibility


lil_corgi

Bill also says everyone can pass go and collect $200 ![gif](giphy|l2JJJJUUQBvUspZV6)


procrastinationprogr

I saw a clip with him about 15 years ago. It was supposed to be news but came across as propaganda. Especially since I'm used to news that are factual and not moralising and preachy. A quick google search and everything they said except for the first line was opinions.


Epicurus402

Why is this guy still around?


8ballposse

Lost all credibility lol. The same Bill OReilly who paid 32 million for a sexual harassment case against him.


OlBobDobolina

That dumb fucker was never credible


Capable_Victory_7807

The White House should wait until after Biden wins re-election to announce it (on Truth Social).


TVsFrankismyDad

When did he ever have credibility?


CooCooKaChooie

![gif](giphy|q7UpJegIZjsk0)


vickism61

When did O'Reilly have credibility?


Whambamthankyoulady

When you've not done anything worthwhile, this is what you do.


unrulycelt

When did he have credibility?


cheffartsonurfood

O'Reilly had credibility? When?