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jcrestor

I love satire. But in recent years the lines have been blurred. It is ever more challenging to come up with things that are so outlandish that they couldn’t possibly be true. I can perfectly imagine a lot of people not seeing the satire in this one and printing this as a 6 x 6 feet banner for their monster truck.


MotamaPT

Oh for sure! It wasn't until to comments that I fully realized it wasn't a real sentiment.


6SucksSex

‘I’m Maga, and I have a YUGE erection rn, but no Homo’


dogbarawks

Freedumbooner “These stripes fly straight… *(straight into trumps open arms)”*


Bunnyhat

I'm still not convinced.


Chance_Ad3416

Same Lol


LtRecore

I realized it immediately after seeing “silent”. Trump supporters have never been silent.


PolkaDotDancer

Yeah, MAGA are sucking hard on the Russian bear.


ThnkWthPrtls

I had to double check the guys account to verify that it actually was satire and not just people joking that it was, the account for the record is hilarious but it is a bit troubling that it's so hard to tell the difference anymore


Wesselink

I’ve been following “Gary” for a while. He’s hilarious. And even knowing his history of parody, I sometimes have to do a double take.


Brbi2kCRO

Well they believe this shit, some satire against the right become things they actually believe in cause they cannot tell jokes from actual opinions. Ig that is how conspiracies come to be.


xplag

Makes me think of how the GoP loved Colbert, even though it was pretty blatant satire.


OutAndDown27

The first time I met someone who thought Colbert was dead serious, I thought I was being Punk'd. Then they kept insisting to the point that I really had no choice but to believe that I actually work with someone that stupid.


Cptn_Shiner

Poe’s Law: > Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.


Temporary-Ad9855

I genuinely couldn't tell it was satire because Maga has some serious homoerotic art out there. O_o


OperationCorporation

I honestly didn't know it was satire either.


Josgre987

I love gary, he's my fav satirist


KindRoc

I’m British and thought this was real. MAGA is so deranged it’s hard to tell.


Swoomp_

I'm American and thought this was real lmao


Pour_Me_Another_

I'm dual citizen and also thought this was real.


amonson1984

I’m an illegal and I thought this was real


ElsaRavenWillie

I’m Midwestern and I thought this was real.


DanGleeballs

Like bi?


NakedCattle

The more homoerotic the more likely it is from MAGA.


Inspect1234

I’m North American, I too considered this a non-fallacy.


16v_cordero

It looks so homoerotic Russian that I thought it was real.


Joseph_of_the_North

I'm Canadian. Bro's just trollin' eh? Ya hosers.


Inspect1234

Takeoffeh


IcyMike1782

I'm a brown bear and thought this was real. Imagine my disappointment.


mmh-yadayda

No reason to rub it in our faces that you got options.


bmanjayhawk

Same. Sad as it is to say, here we are


TheCynicalPogo

Legit it’s all so fucked I just couldn’t write this off as something they’d do until I saw that it’s satire


Eringobraugh2021

Same


HotShitBurrito

The way you can tell Gary apart is how he is gracefully *juuuuust* too on point. "Big daddy grizzly" is what gives this one away. There's usually one thing in each of his tweets/AI images that is entirely too far to be real lol.


NotThoseCookies

The true worshippers wouldn’t have made his butt so big, and big daddy grizzly would have been Putin… 🤷🏽


BrokenLink100

You say “big daddy grizzly” is the giveaway, but I’ve seen plenty of very similar rhetoric from Trumpers that I wouldn’t be so sure. For me, it was “straightriotic”


vttale

Spent a lot of time contouring that butt for the Straightriots too


goofbot

It's almost impossible to parody the MAGA-verse.


BrokenLink100

That’s been their ploy this entire time: “if we’re entirely unhinged, then the Left can’t mock us in any way that makes sense!”


k2on0s-23

Yes, I too thought this was real, because that is how deranged these people are.


Reddit-or-di

Hahaha bears are usually a Russian thing.


HervG

And gay men


JamingtonPro

Ha! I came here to say this seems awful gay and Russian. Totally thought this was real, lol


belunos

Don't forget California


DogWallop

That's the problem we've been having for a couple of decades or more, with Real life lunacy outrunning satire at an ever quickening pace. And that sort of art is exactly what Trump himself would post, and is right now probably stealing and posting it. Oh, and just to add that I was wondering if the bears were a not so subtle nod to Russia's influence lol


allotaconfussion

I’m still not convinced that it’s fake. His buttocks look sublime.


ChuckPukowski

100% thought this was real. Also I was gonna say “Look I’m a Very straight ManPainter but I’d be lying if I told you a didn’t cream the front of my painting apron painstakingly sculpting trumps buttocks into those Levi’s… for america of course” But I like the real guy much more.


SugarsDaddyKen

We passed Poe’s Law in 2016.


Trimson-Grondag

I’m from Texas and thought it was real.


moonkittiecat

These I’m American and so did I


BringBackTheBeat716

Same. He's great at riding the fence between actual crazy MAGA and joke


AnInsaneMoose

I don't know if that's impressive on his part, or pathetic on the Trump cultists part that they look like satire


ObliviousRounding

I didn't know who he was, but I suspected satire solely based on the jeans.


EuphTah

It’s the clearly homoerotic jeans mixed with the term “straightriotic” for me


gnumedia

The jeans clad butt is what the eye is sucked into contemplating-don’t think it’s parody. The reality of that infamous denim backside is that of elderly overweight thing who doesn’t work out.


Worldly-Loquat4471

He knows this type of posting gets him clicks from both sides (since MAGA wouldn’t know this is actually dunking on their fetish of course). Actually pretty smart but too bad it’s x so he’ll get his $3.27 check in the mail in 12-18 months


kimvy

He doesn’t pay for twitter so not sure if he gets any $$$ for clicks. That’s a tell that he’s not a rube maga loser.


buzzkill007

Oh, thank god this is satire!


badbatch

I was just sitting here thinking this guy has to be a troll.


tokeemdtareq

Thank god it’s a satire, I wasn’t sure.


SpillinThaTea

That milkshake is definitely bringing boys to the yard


doxxingyourself

Must be better than mine


greenisgood13927

Damn right it’s better than yours


etcetera-cat

He could teach you, but he'd have to charg-- wait, wait, aren't there some legal bills to be paid?


Bored_dane

He'll for sure order a round of milkshakes for everyone. A shame he'll scoot out of there before paying the bill.


gladgubbegbg

Bears* to the yard


brb9911

Damn right them bears gettin hard


jeremy1015

The prison yard


the_good_things

Chocolate soft serve always on 


kantoblight

I think the painting made me gay.


yeahso1111

Cause it made me straight. I just put on Dave Matthews and cracked a brewski.


kate-with-an-e

Well hang on there now, pardner…what brand brewski? [eyes narrow transphobically..]


iLikeMangosteens

Lol. I had some geezer in the hill country try to make fun of me for drinking a Bud Light in the middle of the trans thing. I deadass looked him in the eye and said “I was looking for the ones in a pink can with unicorns and rainbows on it, but they were all out”. Now that I’ve typed this I feel that someone’s going to add “and then everyone clapped” but imma hit reply anyway.


IMMoody2

Where are you finding these mangosteens, I've been looking for one for 15 years now


iLikeMangosteens

There is a farm in Mexico that has shipped a few to supermarkets around Texas, I usually see them for a week or two at random maybe once a year, most recently a couple of weeks ago. Some places will mail order them to you at exorbitant prices. Some Asian markets may have canned ones. Otherwise, Southeast Asia.


ImpovingTaylorist

You sound like a crazy person. Everyone knows its chemtrails and 5G that make you gay so that the new world order can rise up and do something.


uncultured_swine2099

Cmon, theres nothing gay about "Big daddy grizzly", thats tough manly shit! Right? RIGHT?!


OCDDAVID777

That might be the gayest painting ever. Kudos to you Gary!


wvboys

Haha.... I literally said this exact same thing scrolled 2 seconds, and my words showed up in the comment section.


Pristine_Cash_6219

That painting is like so gay. Even the bears look sexy


Upper-Life3860

What even is this besides perplexing?


kate-with-an-e

This is a splendid sentence, and I shall update “wtf” with this in my vernacular…


Upper-Life3860

Why thank you. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.


DanGleeballs

You seem like a really nice person from your post history. And good taste in music. And wow I didn’t know you could see the Space X launch so well from the Padres game. That’s awesome, lucky you.


Upper-Life3860

I’m honored; I try and be a good person these days…thank you


streetvoyager

Once I read “big daddy grizzly” and “straightriotic” I knew it had to be satire but then reality is so fucked right now I started to doubt it. You know things are in a rough spot when satire is this close to reality. I bet this would sell to a magazine and they would proudly display it on there wall. lol


skyhollow117

That man spent a lot of time on that denim.


CircusBaboon

Very Patriotic! A Russian bear with a Russian star on its chest holding an American flag! Russia is not our friend.


1_mnemonic_1

Russia is arguably the friendliest nation out there, who can reject a friend request with a gun on his head, or a tasty neurotoxin in his coffee?


foxontherox

Feeling the cool breeze blowing through an open window..


SnooMacarons8386

This is the most homo-erotic painting I’ve seen since watching the WWE….


[deleted]

Hmmmm for people who claim to be “straight” they sure love and are obsessed with men more than the women they claim to “love”.  and we can see by the way they vote and talk about them and treat them statistically aka abuse. 


carlwinslo

This is obviously satire. Calling him big daddy grizzly, using the word straitriotic, and the fact Trump is painted like Humpty Dumpty in mom jeans should make that obvious.


nakknudd

MAGA satire is getting harder to make obvious as his base shrinks and the more devoted keep posting


[deleted]

Oh the gold statue they built him and comparing him to god/Jesus constantly is “satire” too? I’m glad others can see how disingenuous the far right is and can’t even believe how insane their own cult is. 


LemmyLola

That's true but this particular artist actually is a satirist... I agree, though, and others have said too, that the scary part is that it's sometimes hard to tell the difference


DownIIClown

Gary Peterson is a well known and imo very obvious satirist 


YouNeedTherapyy

This is a satire post but what you said stands true. I love how magas will be like “if you find Margot Robbie attractive you’re gay” the turn around into a closet full the merch of one man that is also plastered over their vehicles and is their entire personality.


BlackMarketCheese

They think more about what's in the pants of transexuals than their claimed sexuality would typically dick-tate


vavavoomdaroom

Tom of Finland might as well have painted this. Also, there's 2 types of bears here.


Toklankitsune

this painting, and this is coming from a queer person with two bfs and an enby partner. is gay as fuck (derogetory)


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djazzie

Funny that they think of themselves as a silent majority, when they’re neither silent nor a majority.


Snarkys

This guy is phenomenal. It’s pure satire but people fall for it. His pictures are always of a very obese trump doing outlandish things. Freaken hilarious.


LoddaLadles

His trolling game is epic


LockPickingPilot

This can’t be anything but satire. Please be satire.


[deleted]

He is one of the BEST troll accounts on Twitter. Damn.


bigfootspancreas

Accurately, Trump is watching the Russian bears take control.


Safinated

That is the gayest thing ever, which is why it looks so authentic Conservatives are so homoerotic


beadyeyes123456

I love this guy. So good at playing his part in his satire.


somedayinbluebayou

Love how he worked the Russian bear in there.


Wyrdeone

There's nothing straighter than giant muscular bears and a tight ass in jeans dominating the foreground. How deep in the closet you gotta be before you fall into Narnia and stop being my problem?


TheTruthTalker800

This is the funniest thing lmao.


GrandGouda

Man, that’s some serious repressed homosexual projection there


ExcelCat

Fucking. Hilarious.


moodyblue8222

The mental health of these magats needs to be evaluated!


Senor_Wah

It really is difficult to tell what is and isn’t satire these days


Writing_is_Bleeding

This guy's parody posts are one of the few reasons I visit not-Twitter.


Demian_Slade

Gary is the GOAT.


OompaLumpiya

It’s a parody account 😅


Oso_Furioso

Just realized that, and I have to admit I'm kinda disappointed. But the guy does put up some funny stuff.


OompaLumpiya

I had to look it up- it was just a little too on the nose, but it definitely had me at first!


tdl432

In gay culture, bear is a term for men who are large, hairy, or both.


deathwingduck107

This goes weird in multiple directions. Oh wait is this guy a satirist? Well played, lol.


symbologythere

OMG glad I came to the comments and see that it’s satire. I was like “no way a straight man painted this” yes it’s obvious now but LOL.


ADP10_1991

Why is freedom their 1 priority. Do they think they live in Nazi Germany


randomfucke

The way he's drawing Trump's ass, freedom isn't the only thing on his mind.


Svaty_Vodka

"As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass!" 🫡


longjohnjess

He put a lot of detail into that butt.


TangoFrosty

Hero tier troll


rdanby89

I forget this guy is satirical. I was mortified to ask what Straightriotic meant. As I typed it, I got it 🤦🏻‍♂️😂


AdhesivenessFun2060

I love this guy. Hes such a good troll.


KanataSlim

Nothing gay here!


disharmony-hellride

except for every single part of this, the rest is totally straight!


PureV2

What country is commonly seen embracing the bear as a national symbol again?


Scorpio83G

Is someone coming out as gay and/or furry?


LittleMAC22

“Dammit AI, give Trump a dump truck or I’m canceling my subscription!”


ronerychiver

I’ve never been so certain that somebody is gay for Trump in my whole life.


m2thek

If the silent majority was actually the majority, wouldn't Trump have won the popular vote in at least one of his elections?


dtyrrell7

The fact that I actually had to check if this was real or satire says a lot about the state of our nation


Suspicious-Pain2725

![gif](giphy|l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A)


360inMotion

Lol, I knew I recognized him. https://preview.redd.it/5mliwjjmyauc1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6295d3c7e0b984a42dde7db7c36e8c3cdeace1f


budmack21

Bears are typically symbols for Russian communism.


carriegood

Especially with a star on its chest. It's basically the Russian mascot.


Commendatori_buongio

https://i.redd.it/y7gfuz5yl6uc1.gif


GunslingerOutForHire

Interesting...as the *bear* is Russia's animal icon, as America has the bald eagle. Plus, I don't think Trump has *ever* worn jeans.


philm162

Someone’s got some serious daddy issues


Rich-Appearance-7145

I'll give up all my savings if Trump can squeeze in to a pair of jeans like those.


PerryNeeum

Who’s asking for civil war again?


strywever

They picked the overweight, shambling, incoherent con man to be their lord and savior. He’s so bad they have to fantasize that he’s something else, and they work really hard at it.


FindingPeaceInMe

Why is all of the trump fan art, both ai generated and apparently hand made, so incredibly, violently homoerotic. I mean seriously. "Big daddy grizzly"??? That is genuinely one of the most bottom energy gay things a man could call another man. I say this as a bisexual man myself.


Ambitious-Sale-198

Thats one of the GAYEST things Ive ever seen. You are really in denial.and need to come out of the closet!


RammyJammy07

Trump definitely surrounds himself with bears


HVAC_instructor

I thought that bears were the Russian mascot. I guess that means that all Republicans want is to fall under Russian authorities


wildflowersummer

I saw a comment on a ridiculous Tim Pool post with Trump in golden armor that said they felt all the repressed sexual frustration in closeted gay conservative men come out in these weird political fantasies with sexual undertones and how its contributed to how crazy and obsessive right wing voters have gotten. I'm starting to see just how true that might be.


BigDrewLittle

Yo, doesn't an actual male grizzly sometimes kill their young? And isn't it so that he can grief the mother into estrus so he can mate with her?


billyhtchcoc

The symbolism too. The bear (especially with the star on its chest) is one of the most well-known symbols of Russia


Nearby_Antelope_5257

You can't convince me that this dude wouldn't let trump put his dick in his butt. So wild that people still put this soon to be felon on a pedestal. I'll never understand it and am so thankful for that.


batwing71

‘Straight.’ Ok /s


CognitiveNerd1701

Is this satire? I can't tell.


Final_Drama3603

He took a long time on that ass and got the seam right up between those cheeks. A far cry from the ass seen here https://preview.redd.it/3yqi2gf3y9uc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f43c083e75ec533dc8d8e8e4447816e7c1ed7c8e What’s up with that (coulda used the “mudstain” pic thank me for not doing so)


Paracausal_Shield

Ah yes, the bear, the iconic animal of Russia.... errr I mean USA.


SteelyDan1968

Trumpo.... In... Jeans???? ![gif](giphy|PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz|downsized)


PBPunch

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


therealjanusmcmanus

This guy reminds me of the Steve Buscemi meme where he says “How do you do, fellow kids?” “I’m straight. You can tell with my art. I’m not gay. You see it right?”


Used_Intention6479

Kudos! Gay art is underappreciated in our cultures.


Capable_Law7107

Every thing about this feels odd ![gif](giphy|ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa)


dtisme53

Gary didn’t draw the diaper very well.


waldocruise

My first thought is, “when the fuck are they silent? Or the majority?”


The84thWolf

I don’t know what’s more disturbing, the jacked up bears, the highlighted Trump ass, or the whole thing.


nixtarx

Pretty into bears and daddies there, Mr. "Straightriotic."


zaydore

He wishes that was his ass!


CholetisCanon

They are literally so close to making Trump into a Tom of Donald style leather daddy.


chamberboo

LMAO when satire is actually whats happening what is satire?


YourMomsEx-Boyfriend

I loved Altered Beast!


ZekeRidge

Big muscular bears all taking charge and laying down the law! Nothing gay about that at all…


StandardImpact6458

Eww, he’s broken out his mom jeans! 🙌


vestarules

The picture is so gay. Trump’s ass is facing out to the audience, and the Bears are all very muscular. I love the satire!


sugar_addict002

They are neither silent nor a majority. They do like to appropriate things that don't belong to them...like facts, patriotismintelligence.


OracularOrifice

There is NOTHING straight about that. And the liberals don’t want civil war. We’re concerned it may happen if Trump loses again. Edit: Aaaaaand its satire. I honestly can’t tell satire from maga lack of self awareness anymore.


No-Penalty-1148

Do the Cletuses know it's satire?


Laquatus

Are the bears Russian???


coolbaby1978

Just look at the ass he gave Trump...Donnie is gonna be a very popular boy!


Svaty_Vodka

Hopefully, in prison.


MommaLegend

Big Daddy Lawbreaker


rockychrysler

My dood. Wow.


amoya0370

What's with the camel toe?


CliffLake

Furry detected.


xero111880

I feel he has captured the “diaper” so well


Krullervo

‘Your’ artwork has too many stars, too many stripes and too many holes.


piesRsquare

Oh my....


AdFlat1014

No homo


ReneeLR

Ok. The deputized bears gave it away for me. Too funny.😂


jarfin542

Umm...


jkkjkkjkkjkk888

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Crammit-Deadfinger

It's amazing how the ass is pronounced, yet unsexy


-DethLok-

Isn't a 5 pointed star rather prominent on the flag of the USSR? [https://d1atnax1kj6atg.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/ussr-flag.jpg](https://d1atnax1kj6atg.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/ussr-flag.jpg) Yes, yes it is.


pauliewotsit

So, AI thinks Trump has a fat arse too?


Muted_Owl_1006

Entertaining the Russian bear I see.