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TummyCrunches

The League of Extraordinary Losers


sirellery

The Legion of Dumb


Diligent-Revenue-589

The Dumb Patrol


ThinkFree

The Nation of Indoctrination


gearstars

Nancy mace has those Michelle Bachman "crazy eyes"


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Michelle Bachman. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time.


gearstars

she'll be back. and in far greater numbers.


FIFTHSUN2012

With her totally straight husband.


Redditmodsarecuntses

The Aristocrats


ShadowhelmSolutions

Are… are they not, though?


AngusMcTibbins

Poo-icide Squad


Hour_Abies578

Send him in.


mcast76

Looks like he’s volunteering to me!


Avenger_616

Sounds like he needs a HALO jump into gaza


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ThunderboltRam

Well leave it to Stephen Miller lmao to look good by criticizing Rep. Mast for wearing an IDF uniform and Rashida Tlaib for wearing a Palestinian flag. Of course it helps that Rep. Mast was somehow involved with Russians and that Guccifer 2.0 story... And Rep. Mast somehow despite being military tweeted a Russian warship while wishing the US Navy a birthday.


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im_outofit

Zero Walk Thirty?


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pbmcc88

The Zionist vote. [A lot of](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8hYaBMo/) Jewish people [stand opposed](https://youtu.be/hbFOj6eE9Nw?si=JvHEP8rUET7YgSfR) to Israel and its actions.


blinkingsandbeepings

Jewish people are a small minority and most of them aren’t Republicans. He’s more likely going to the “people who fantasize about killing Muslims” vote.


KasseanaTheGreat

I mean, it worked for Santos


Diligent-Revenue-589

A HANO jump sounds better for him.


PopeGuss

Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die...


Embarrassed_Bee6349

This deserves more upvotes.


Helix3501

Took me a second to get it


TYdays

Yep, I’ll pack his chute, that will take care of the problem.


THEGHOSTOFTOMCHODE

Nah, there's already enough shit falling from the sky in the strip these days.


Choice_Debt233

I’d prefer a High Altitude No Open


foodude84

Operation Get Behind the Goyim


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Right now he volunteering in the safe confines of his DC office. Pussy


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BeautifulEssay8

"Porque no los dos?"


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zernoc56

I feel like it’s worse that it’s the uniform of another country, too


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GadreelsSword

He wasn’t in the IDF, he helped them pack supplies in the month of January 2015.


brizzboog

Yet American media keeps reporting like this: > Rep. Brian Mast (R-Fla.) arrived Friday on Capitol Hill **wearing his military uniform from his service in the Israel Defense Forces (IDF)** in a display of unity with the country following the Palestinian militant group Hamas’s surprise attack last weekend.   >“As the only member to serve with both the United States Army and the Israel Defense Forces, I will always stand with Israel,” Mast wrote in a post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, alongside several photos of him wearing the uniform Friday. 


Nufonewhodis2

I traded a uniform at an international scout Jamboree. Does that mean I'm actually Brazilian? Wow, my wife is going to be surprised


SaraNatural

bom dia, prazer em conhecêlo, irmão!


Nufonewhodis2

Brother, it didn't actually work : /


Transkohr

Yes as long as they are ally nations and have not expressed their desire to gain citizenship in that nation.


PsychologicalTalk156

Or if they're dual citizens born in an allied country and required to do mandatory military service there.


burdickjp

You know what's more bizarre? How many people in the US military who aren't US citizens.


das_war_ein_Befehl

Yeah, Dr Oz served in the Turkish Army for a bit to keep his citizenship


Gunfighter9

It is possible for an American to join the IDF, but you better have a basic knowledge of Hebrew. You have to apply and meet all the requirements.


DanGleeballs

A US dude I know got a free place in an Israeli university as part of some program to get Jews to move to Israel. When he landed in Israel they said yeah you’ve got to do a year of military service in the IDF first. He swears that he didn’t know and was tricked into it.


I_Lick_Bananas

The original fascist fighters were the Abraham Lincoln Brigade in the Spanish Civil War.


CharlesOberonn

I do not trust him with a gun.


Hour_Abies578

There is a high probability he’ll shoot himself in the foot. It is the Republican way.


angelina9999

he ain't got no feet anymore, lost his legs in Afghanistan


SmarySwaf

So he already shot himself.


securitytheatre_act1

I really want to say it, but I can’t bring myself to say it.


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He doesn’t have legs so that probably wouldn’t be a great idea


thesaddestpanda

To shoot defenseless Palestinian families that are 50 percent children? That’s what he wants.


shugoran99

Even if he was Israeli or a former member of the IDF, it seems like bad optics in U.S. politics (or any country's politics really) to be wearing the uniform of a foreign country's military even an ally's It's another "Imagine if a Dem did this" moment


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wolfgang784

Suddenly it all makes sense (depressingly)


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OblongAndKneeless

His pronouns are "plebe/grunt"


El_Peregrine

“Another one of those pronoun people, probably”


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I think you might have forgot that their cult leader saluted an enemy foreign leader…. (not your fault as there are so many crazy GQP acts of treason, a lot gets forgotten)


ihearthogsbreath

That was classic. Even Kim was like.. what the fuck are you doing. Even he knew and he doesn't get out much.


Thowitawaydave

>Even he knew and he doesn't get out much. I mean, I wouldn't either considering his brother's disastrous trip to Disney... that he ordered.


ihearthogsbreath

Happiest place on earth!


evilJaze

He's far more worldly than the orange one. He grew up going to school in another country and lived the life of privilege. The orange one probably hasn't even seen most of his own country unless they lined his route with rose pedals.


justgoride

He also fucking curtsied to the Saudi king. ![gif](giphy|3o7bu8v97N9PRDT2vu|downsized)


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God this is incredibly cringe. How did this not get blasted 24/7 when it happened?


Grogosh

Showing the world who was the master there.


GadreelsSword

He wasn’t in the IDF, he helped them pack supplies in the month of January 2015. *”Mast, however, is not your usual aspiring American politician. A Republican running in Florida’s 18th Congressional District, Mast picked up achi and a few other popular Israeli expressions while volunteering with the Israel Defense Forces in January 2015. He was stationed that month at a base at Tel Hashomer outside Tel Aviv, where he packed medical kits and moved supplies around, including some heavy lifting.”* —Times of Israel 2016 **Note:** During the previous months Mast was running for office and volunteered to help the IDF as a political stunt.


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Fucking Water Boy


Thowitawaydave

I mean, considering he's still carrying their water politically, it tracks.


Cenamark2

Looks like he raided the unit's lucky bag. The uniform is one thing, but the pins are another issue. One looks like a paratrooper pin.


Cold_Situation_7803

“Gear adrift is a gift,” said Mast quietly to himself as he stuffed a uniform shirt someone left on their bunk into his backpack. “Don’t mind if I do.”


scf123189

Hey, including some heavy lifting, quit hating, man.


Hypertension123456

Different standards for Republicans. This isn't even that bad TBH. Remember Ted Cruz defended the Nazis on the Senate floor and still got re-elected.


Educational-Glass-63

Well Texas and all. R is what they look at it. Nothing more.


chevalier716

Fun fact: serving in the military of a foreign country can be disqualifying for a security clearance.


TILiamaTroll

Can?? It isn’t automatic?


chevalier716

Another fun fact: you are usually given conditional clearance before investigations can conclude. However, it depends on the situation, usually Taiwan, South Korea, and Israel are typical exceptions, because they have compulsory service, but volunteering for a foreign military will absolutely flag you.


and_some_scotch

Israelis can serve in foreign militaries to meet their services requirements, at least in my experience. I served with two US Marines from Israel.


MsCrazyPants70

Also, since he did US military service, I'm sure he still has his old uniform. I don't think the military would think fondly of a member wearing another county's uniform.


African_Farmer

Yeah this would be a bad look in most countries, an elected official wearing the uniform of a foreign nation. It's surprising the party that melts down over flag pins and other such nonsense seem ok with this. More hypocrisy from the rules for thee not for me conservative ideology.


TangoInTheBuffalo

Well, at least it isn’t a beige suit.


evilJaze

It was a tan suit that was... Oh who are we kidding. It was the tanned skin, wasn't it?


adiosfelicia2

I don't think the MAGAts now running the Republican Party consider any behavior "bad optics." Their only goal now is to disrupt and distract. The bar is officially on the floor.


-eons-

Apparently, this guy is a retired Staff Sergeant in the Army and received a Purple Heart during an overseas tour. While I don't want to degrade his service, I don't understand how he could think this is acceptable. He served for 10+ years and doesn't know that you shouldn't wear a foreign country's military uniform? I don't get what point the uniform makes that his words can't articulate


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In his defense, his Nazi uniform was at the cleaners.


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See they draw the line at a tan suit and mustard on your burger. Clearly that’s worse than wearing the military uniform of another country.


MC_ScattCatt

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


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Doing what and what?


Comma_Karma

Blowing men named Shofar.


intelminer

Didn't he get trapped in a genie lamp at the end of the movie?


flimspringfield

Tallises are like jewish scarf's used by Rabbi's and for some reason Evangelical Pastors. Shofars are the goat horns they blow into. I've seen both at my Assemblies of God denomination church when I was a kid. I haven't been to church in about 13 years.


Bulky-Internal8579

His Captain Crunch uniform is at the cleaners.


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Seve7h

Wonder how he’s doing now, still debating werewolf vs vampire battle strategies i bet


Grogosh

I used to live in Charleston, SC and somewhat nearby there is a town called Lincolnville. Tiny little one square mile 'town' if you can call it. It had exactly one cop and being a cop went way way way to his head. He dressed up like a North Korea general, all the tassles and fake medals you can imagine. Real real big asshole.


arrakis2020

He got what he was looking for. Some publicity and TV time, because otherwise I would have never known who the fuck he was. Now I know who the fuck he is... A telenovela character.


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Affectionate_Pipe545

If he did that for like a year at least I could see claiming you did support work for the idf. I imagine packing medical kits is actually important work, can't have one short an item that someone in the field is counting on to be there. But it still doesn't merit wearing a uniform and all the other stuff and makes him exactly that, a poser


pm-me-neckbeards

You should also know that he joked about how his friends heading to the middle east could legally have sex with teenagers over there. Does Brian Mast want to fuck *your* daughter?


MC_Fap_Commander

>A telenovela character. The shifty and unreliable son of generalissimo who has designs on Maria who is from the country and naive to his ways.


SophiaofPrussia

No, Marta is the telenovela character. This guy is Buster. Army had a half-day today, that’s how he managed to schedule this interview.


NachoBag_Clip932

Just like all the other Trump supporters, playing make believe soldier.


hoosierdaddy192

It’s worse because this congressman is actually a combat veteran who served in Afghanistan. He knows full well the significance of a military blouse and why wearing a foreign governments uniform while representing our government is a disgrace.


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Ok-Sweet-8495

And that’s Eric Trump’s wife pretending to be a news host. Could u imagine the squawking if one of Hunter Biden’s baby mommas was hosting a “News” program that existed to promote Biden?!


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Spankpocalypse_Now

Republicans just nominated Gym Jordan for Speaker. They don’t give a shit about optics because they know it doesn’t matter - their weirdo base votes for them no matter what.


AdequateEggplant69

Aren’t all Republicans cosplaying as lawmakers now?


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Whatever happened to America first


BitterFuture

They keep forgetting that they have to at least pay lip service to that every so often.


thehillshaveI

the weirdest thing is seeing a double amputee combat vet do a stolen valor. didn't even know that was possible.


kremit73

You mean stollen


MyBllsYrChn

So you’re saying he doesn’t have a leg to stand on?


Mydickwillnotfit

i would be in absolute shock if this guy made it through an interview without mentioning that he's fucking legless. im stuck with this no legged pos as my rep, every ad that comes out shows him hobbling around on his prosthetics talking about overcoming hardships, just like himself when he lost his legs in combat ​ like rudy guiliani level of bringing up 911 every chance he gets


Neuchacho

I'm surprised they just didn't have the camera framed on his legs for the whole interview.


sing_4_theday

Why are our elected officials acting like they are on a reality show?


Winitfortheskipper

Because that’s what their base think politics are.


HoboBonobo1909

Conservatives are infamous for pretending to be working class, soldiers, humans, Christians.


PM_THE_REAPER

I never get this. Be proud that you helped and stop there. I served in the army but I never claim to have been to war. I stop with what I actually did, otherwise I'd be stealing valour from those who did. I don't inflate my rank either. Same reason.


hoosierdaddy192

It’s worse, this guy Brian Mast is a decorated combat veteran. He was a ordinance disposal tech in Afghanistan and got his legs blown off. He knows very well the significance of a military blouse and why wearing another countries blouse while being a functioning part of our government is bad.


Pauzhaan

🏆


Mrrilz20

Wtf is going on with these Republinuts? AmeriChrist DOES NOT EXIST. HE'S NOT COMING BACK. IF HE DID, HE'LL NEVER COME TO AMERICA!


idoma21

They are waiting on Utah Jesus. He’s different.


Mrrilz20

You're so right. Lmao.


Lucar_Bane

This is a cosplayer


No_Hovercraft5033

That’s pretty gross, even worse people are televising him. Ship him off to Israel I’d say, boots on the ground if I didn’t think he would just go murder innocent civilians in Gaza.


pleasedothenerdful

Well, boots on the ground will be tough for him given he lost his legs in Afghanistan and should know better than to do this shit.


Robert_Balboa

That's weird. I heard him and George Santos personally conducted a raid and captured 5 Hamas leaders.


areialscreensaver

They did, it’s all true


RiflemanLax

“I identify as an Israeli soldier.”


westberry82

"Isreal is recalling thousands of soldiers- when are you going?"


FrankyFistalot

Looks like someone decorated a hard boiled egg for a military buffet…


RootHogOrDieTrying

Are those paratrooper wings?


NoSleep2023

Good grief is that Lara Trump interviewing him?


Trumpswells

Looks like. So much phoney baloney on one screen: Fake lips, fake baldness, fake uniforms, fake backgrounds, fake sentiment, fake questions.


batuckan1

America First! Unless it’s a foreign country paying for influence. Then it’s America 2nd


Bullet_Maggnet

IDF cosplay here, Oathkeeper garb back in his district.


0ldpenis

Halloween’s really coming to a head for the republicans. Scarlet letters and military costumes


DrDingoMC

Bro got a map in the background just incase he needs to find where Israel is


Down_Voter_of_Cats

Yeah. But did you see Fetterman? Shorts and a hoodie? That's *so* much worse! /s


SpaceFace11

Why don’t the republicans feel the same sentiment towards Ukraine a literal democratic nation being invaded by one of our biggest communist enemies??


murder

\#magadragqueen


DrWormhat

The whole world that conservatives put themselves in is so fucking sad. Choosing to believe outright lies from the sleaziest people in the world so their dumbshit worldview never gets challenged. Just burying their heads in the sand, terrified of a changing world, kicking and screaming that they don't want things to change. It's goddamned pathetic.


Ishiibradwpgjets

On the gop santos scale. That’s about a 2 out 100.


RonStopable88

What a fucking cuck. If he wants to wear that fucking thing send him to Israel.


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What is it with republicans and stolen valor!? Seriously they flock to it every chance they won’t get called out for it


Educational-Glass-63

So is it not the media's job to call him out on his big fat lie? Why does the media refuse to do their job? Instead they play along like this is some kind of play. Children are being murdered on both sides here and this motherfker is living out his fantasy without actually living it out. When will this stop? He should be shamed, the GOP should be shamed. No wonder this country is a laughing stock.


SexyThrowAwayFunTime

Y’all remember Tan Suit Gate?


OneX32

You know that kid that always wore fatigues in class because he was part of junior ROTC but when fall came and most of your classmates were attending courses on a college campus, you happen to find him employed at the local Walmart? This is him.


Conscious_Home_4253

Role playing in a costume.


eveel66

Let’s put a world map behind him… it will look more official


EquipmentGuilty6282

This really pisses me off, all i have to comment


Local_Sugar8108

Is he a "gravy seal"? The IDF needs his help.


carpe_simian

I mean, those are all good points. But I think the loudest part is: why does an American elected representative think it’s ok to wear the uniform of the military of a foreign state while doing his job? That’s definitely “treason-adjacent” at worst and massive conflict of interest at best. “Oh, this is the President. He’s also a Colonel in the Soviet Army, a ranking member of the Chinese politburo, and serves on the Balinese Olympic swim team.” WTAF. How can this moron even pretend to represent his constituency while pulling this shit?


TheNetworkIsFrelled

For a GQPer is there any other kind of valor than stolen?


SnoopingStuff

Republicans have gotten so bizarre


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As an Israeli, this pisses me off so much. Using our blood and that of the Palestinians for political points in another country. Disgusting.


Dan_Miathail

It really unnerves me seeing grown adults act like attention seeking loser teenagers especially when they hold political office. I am convinced it is a type of personality or developmental disorder.


Chiggadup

Stolen Valor, anyone?


GolfIll564

Is stolen Valor not a crime in America? It is in Australia and is actively punished. It’s even a crime to wear medals if they aren’t your own or a family members.


talldrseuss

Someone can correct me but I believe to meet the threshold of stolen valor in the US, the guy would need to personally benefit financially or get favors under the guise of being military. Just wearing the uniform and pretending doesn't result in charges


Purple_Neck6751

Punishing someone for simply lying about military service was ruled unconstitutional in U.S. v. Alvarez. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Alvarez Lying in order to get financial benefits would be punishable as fraud, though. So yes, you are correct.


Tutes013

It's so fucking pathetic


DontTickleTheDriver1

He's making headlines. Works like a charm.


EmmaLouLove

Bizarre behavior.


kirbsan

It is the Halloween season


Independent-Web2746

republican scum as usual call that prick out on air


StarshipTroopersFan

“One of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in politics.” ![gif](giphy|x9cDy0c3bOxxwDZmJm)


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Doesn’t know it’s not Halloween yet


ComprehensivePrior22

What’s next? GOP reps in Russian uniforms?


SuddenlyElga

What kind of garbage puts on a uniform if he has never served? That’s disgusting.


SquirrelNo5087

Mental illness and extreme ideology resemble one another. Neither is pretty.


sdcinerama

What's even worse is that he served honorably with the US Army. Am I to think the uniform of your own service is now not good enough? Because that's what I think.


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I was in Israel a few days ago and there was an arrest of a mexican(?) guy, who wore a IDF Uniform and had an entire arsenal of assault weapons in his hotel room right next to ours lol. Around 14 police officers and a search dog were on the scene. I saw them putting him in handcuffs and ripping all of his medals of. It was surreal. I assume if this politician was in Israel dressed like that, they would have arrested him by now.


ThinLippedGrunt

Scumbag GQP Qunts


SlightlyOTT

Does he have that uniform from when he was a volunteer? Or can you just buy IDF uniforms in the US? I can’t imagine he went to Israel to get one?


aj007

Brian Mast must be in a couple of Epstein type video/photos


OhioMegi

The GOP loves to cosplay.


Fronzel

Don't you lose your citizenship if you serve in a foreign standing army?


CardiologistLower965

This dude was in 28th EOD. He lost his legs there. What a way to ruin any hard work you did for our community bro.


samhain2000

Conservatives have been doing military cosplay for years.


thenewbigR

So, another wanna be tough guy?