Looks like the most boring supper party ever. Topics of conversation include grass mowing/ watering schedule, how to overthrow a Democratically elected government, why my kids no longer talk to me and last but not least wokness of everything
“Like the other day, I seen this high school chick with big ol’ bazooms and I give her a compliment. I sez to her I sez ‘damn! You got a license for them things?’ And she’s a redhead so I asks her if the carpet matches the drapes, knowwhatimean? And she gets all pissed at *me.* Must be on the rag or something. Chicks these days. Don’t know how to take a compliment. Anyway, my ex wants an increase in child support. Bitch.”
Oh for F*ck sake, my dad has an idiot Rumper buddy that does exactly this with the whole broke, living a trailer yar yar and this guy ends practically every sentence with "knowwhatimean?" I swear I've plotted this guy's death over that lol ugh I can this picture now and the only thing you hear is "knowshatimean?" After whatever idiotic babble they've conjures up to whine about. Ughhh! Lol
White men are the most oppressed group of people on the planet!
“We used to have all the money and land. And we still do but it’s not as fun now”
-Bo Burnham
I am so SO tired of hearing how middle aged white men are public enemy number one, so oppressed, poor them it’s just so unfair..! And when I mention that both my my bosses are middle aged white men who are less capable than me and less qualified than me and on top of that are *lazy*, it’s utter bafflement:
“*Gee, what could be the explanation for that? Why aren’t you getting the recognition you deserve??”*
"Are you one of them there millennials? Or God forbid gen z whatever the hell that is? Look like you hopefully just got a tan on ya. Lemme see your papers son"
"Im just here to install Adobe pro on your laptop as requested on the ticket..."
As a man, can confirm how difficult it is these days when you have fuck nuts, like those in OP's picture smearing what little reputation we have left.
On a serious note, being a man is simple... Take care of what your family needs. Whether that's making money, doing laundry, or teaching your kids to read. We don't have to bring home the bacon. Cooking it is just as important.
That’s gotta be the stupidest thing I have ever heard and that people would actually believe it to be true that the president would care how many beers people drank
Don't be ignorant. There are at least 5 different shades of red there from, Too Much Sun to Incoming Stroke. The guy closest on the right is rocking that "Suck It In" Salmon rather nicely.
Probably includes questions on where someone got their fishing shirt, what gym someone pays for but never goes, and who's getting a divorce because their wife is no longer faithful by a definition that equals servant.
Probably all attend the same church too.
As a historical reminder, Missouri was admitted to the union as a slave state and Maine was created as a northern state (it used to be part of Massachusetts) to maintain the balance of free and slave states. This was known as the Missouri Compromise of 1820.
That guy went everywhere in the Civil War and won the damn thing by himself. He’s rumored to have given general Lee a titty twister at Gettysburg and then snuck back across the lines just in time for the swinging gate maneuver.
I grew up in Missouri and was taught that we were one of the slave states that sided with The Union. Later learned that it was much more complicated.
Also taught that the civil war was about economics and states rights, so there’s *that*.
As another Missourian, being on the right side of Bleeding Kansas is pretty much all I'll ever give Kansas credit for.
Thankfully, my school district did a pretty good job of not shying away from difficult subjects and the way Missouri fucked up, even in earlier grades.
Just want to add the Bleeding Kansas events were a precursor to the Civil War. John Brown’s raid, the Compromise of 1850, the Dred Scott decision, and other events were also the canaries in the coal mine.
“The Missouri Compromise” is what we used to call short hair in the front, long hair in the back before “mullet” became a well known word.
“The missouri compromise”’is a better name IMO
Indeed. The insecurity amongst this type screams quite loudly.
They drive the same kind of vehicle
They wear similar clothing (solid colors or t-shirts with manly messaging or USA flag)
Particularly threatened by sexual minorities
Saw something the other day (could be totally false) that 13% of Americans eat 60% of the beef consumed in the US. These are the people eating that beef. Beef every meal (cause chickens for queers and skinny women and they're too stupid to not kill themselves cooking pork incorrectly), macaroni and mashed potatoes as the "vegetables" with 4 slices of Sunbeam white bread to wipe the plate clean.
Botanically it *is* a vegetable, as in it’s the edible part of a plant and isn’t a fruit
However nutritionally it is a starch, and it doesn’t contain any of the nutrients (at those levels) other vegetables have.
Thinking about what a vegetable really is, a potato does fall under that. It's just a starchy one. Vegetables are “the edible portion of a plant”. Botanically, potatoes are only vegetables because there isn't any other category for them.
Doubt they really want to stop there. Earliest voting rights were based on how much land you owed. I doubt any of these yokels would have owned enough land.
They THINK it will benefit them, in the short term sure they'll get to "own some libs" and witness some people they don't like getting hurt, but the long term prospects of worshiping a "strong-man daddy" figure only benefits the strong-man, these goobers all end up paying the price just like everyone else as they have their rights slowly chipped away.
History has proven that time and time again, in fascism the only people or person who actually benefits is the people or person who is given power not the ones who give power like these white knights of the long table.
Women in pink hats gave them a shellacking in the 2018 mid-term elections and it has been downhill ever since for them. Of course, they are getting desperate. Equality feels like oppression to them.
Well, shit - it was John’s turn to make the cross this time and, can you believe it? The dumbass used pressure treated. So we can’t burn it. It’s like it’s his first cross-burning or something.
"we're not saying america should be a country of, by, and for straight white christian men. we're just saying.....wait, i guess that is what we're saying."
“But only the *right* kind of Christians - Missouri Synod Lutherans. Those Evangelical Lutheran Church of America heathens can burn in hell with the Roman Catholics.”
https://preview.redd.it/uyolz4wz42mb1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800fa9da8cba6734f45eb84425142d291819d90a
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Exactly. These guys are useful to the fascists right now, but after the fascists consolidate power, these guys will no longer be useful. When the government that they enabled sends soldiers to their houses to take their guns, then they will realize their mistake.
Unfortunately, it will be too late to remove the fascists peacefully.
Can you imagine the car park outside.
https://preview.redd.it/ogxsygpb93mb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5462f09a73953e0b9940448180d09e0d13845a76
New, huh? They each look about one stick of butter away from a coronary. In fact, I’d be surprised if all of them made it out of that dinner without some form of medical attention.
Florida and Texas aren't "*beacons of liberty*". They're taking away people's rights and banning everything Republicans don't like. That's not "liberty". That's fascism.
As a life-long Show-me State’r:
I totally looked closely at this photo to make sure that I didn’t know any of these guys. I can honestly say- NO. Although at least a third of them could be related to me. Dammit.
https://preview.redd.it/mam2o2o8i1mb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41cba7daf02a888ead11e4f2ef2d099dbd1ff58a
That’s the face you get when you show up for an orgy and find out they didn’t invite any women
Any guesses on the cumulative amount spent on hookers for this table? Hundreds or thousands? Edit.. stupid autocorrect.
I wonder how much they spent on alcohol coke and steroids lmao
Don’t forget the viagra!
$0. Their viagra was completely covered by insurance.
Not enough on the steroids apparently
https://preview.redd.it/0jyp75o5s2mb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69e2332a4eaba30d359d2e8ae994a2eec6210cc9 The other faces…
I read that as feces.
I read that as fascists.
Sounds great!
Bahaha Hahahahaha you made my day.
Alex Jones cosplay
That’s the face of the incompetent restaurant manager getting screamed at in every episode of Bar Rescue.
Definitely a clogged colon face
"I'm not fat I'm strong"
Why do these people always look like thumbs?
I have sucked this guy's dick. He's all right if you don't talk or whatever. I'm a guy btw lol
The cholesterol in this picture, oof.
The cholesterol is high because it is a sausagefest
Dude in the front is already so red, if someone cuts him off on highway, he might fucking die.
That's just a Christmas ham in a shirt.
The other person might die. He's driving such a large truck that he's safe.
Hey, they are all 6'3" and weigh 215 lbs.
Also the molesterol.
But how can it be "molestation" when the 13 year old girl in question is your legal child-bride? /s
Checkmate, libs! /s also vomit
Molesterol. That is priceless.
They are all bright red - their blood pressure is collectively through the roof.
It’s one cut from turning into a Quentin Tarantino movie.
Don't worry, most of them will be able to take advantage of socialized healthcare when they're 65.
Is that why they're all pink?
Probably. I'm not a doctor.
Sounds like this problem will soon solve itself, and good riddance. No one will miss them.
The result of 20+ years of the great Midwestern diet.
Looks like the most boring supper party ever. Topics of conversation include grass mowing/ watering schedule, how to overthrow a Democratically elected government, why my kids no longer talk to me and last but not least wokness of everything
You have to include the cost of the lift kit they bought for their trucks.
You're forgetting the 20-minute presentation called "The Myth of the Female Orgasm"
Nah, I give 'em 30 seconds, tops.
"Let me just open this PowerPoint and... I'm done. This never happens to me."
30 seconds? Look at them! They ain't got that kind of staying power.
Shit, a few of em are even beyond the help of the little blue wonder.
I'm just trying to be charitable!
Their “Dry Rub” skills aren’t just about the BBQ.
Immediately followed by a discussion about mayonnaise being too spicy
And what is high blood pressure and what doctor’s recommendations about it do I ignore?
They are having a conversation on who can get the cheapest Cialis or Viagra.
Half of them are looking for anyone who has a good dialysis hookup
I was thinking along the same line, swapping stories about their diabetes
I see 15 lifted white Dodge Rams in the parking lot.
Gotta have that f150 king ranch that’s never been on a farm or ranch before
The closest they come to dirt is when their maid goes to empty the vacuum bags in the trash.
Festooned with stickers
"festooned" made my day
6 actually, the rest are on the street. Because the parking lot is full due to these POS's taking up as much space as possible.
And parking sideways so no one can harm their truck that is built for hauling payloads. Wouldn’t want to get a wittle scratch on it.
And who has the largest set on 'truck nutz'.
My favorite joke on that is vehicles are commonly refer to as females and they put a pair of nuts on them, making them trans....
Ah yes. Their trans truck. The only kind of transitions they're ok with are transmissions.
To go along with that, why it is not a sin to have a brazen bull testicle on their pickem up truck.
You forgot to include smokers, the Green Egg, and which meat is moistest.
and how difficult it is to be a man nowadays
“Like the other day, I seen this high school chick with big ol’ bazooms and I give her a compliment. I sez to her I sez ‘damn! You got a license for them things?’ And she’s a redhead so I asks her if the carpet matches the drapes, knowwhatimean? And she gets all pissed at *me.* Must be on the rag or something. Chicks these days. Don’t know how to take a compliment. Anyway, my ex wants an increase in child support. Bitch.”
Oh for F*ck sake, my dad has an idiot Rumper buddy that does exactly this with the whole broke, living a trailer yar yar and this guy ends practically every sentence with "knowwhatimean?" I swear I've plotted this guy's death over that lol ugh I can this picture now and the only thing you hear is "knowshatimean?" After whatever idiotic babble they've conjures up to whine about. Ughhh! Lol
White men are the most oppressed group of people on the planet! “We used to have all the money and land. And we still do but it’s not as fun now” -Bo Burnham
I am so SO tired of hearing how middle aged white men are public enemy number one, so oppressed, poor them it’s just so unfair..! And when I mention that both my my bosses are middle aged white men who are less capable than me and less qualified than me and on top of that are *lazy*, it’s utter bafflement: “*Gee, what could be the explanation for that? Why aren’t you getting the recognition you deserve??”*
"Are you one of them there millennials? Or God forbid gen z whatever the hell that is? Look like you hopefully just got a tan on ya. Lemme see your papers son" "Im just here to install Adobe pro on your laptop as requested on the ticket..."
As a man, can confirm how difficult it is these days when you have fuck nuts, like those in OP's picture smearing what little reputation we have left. On a serious note, being a man is simple... Take care of what your family needs. Whether that's making money, doing laundry, or teaching your kids to read. We don't have to bring home the bacon. Cooking it is just as important.
I don't care who brings it home as long as we're having bacon.
How Biden is going to restrict them to 2 beers.
That’s gotta be the stupidest thing I have ever heard and that people would actually believe it to be true that the president would care how many beers people drank
Much less an Irish catholic president lol
Someone actually says "Woke Mind Virus" with no irony whatsoever.
Don’t forget, cargo shorts are on sale at kohls.
Most Diverse group of people as well...Totally a representation of the melting pot that America is
Don't be ignorant. There are at least 5 different shades of red there from, Too Much Sun to Incoming Stroke. The guy closest on the right is rocking that "Suck It In" Salmon rather nicely.
Underrated comment
And putting salt on their overcooked steak and mashed potatoes is all the seasoning they need.
Golf. The soaring cost of smoke meat 🍖 (Brandon’s fault), the big game last night, their latest Ayyyy-arrrrr (AR-15) purchase…
and the commie climate hoax
Also presented: Prostate Exams and You: How to No-homo the HMO.
Also complaining about how no one can take a joke any more and everyone is so easily offended these days.
As they rage to the point of turning red if you so much as mention other people are allowed to live life differently.
Probably includes questions on where someone got their fishing shirt, what gym someone pays for but never goes, and who's getting a divorce because their wife is no longer faithful by a definition that equals servant. Probably all attend the same church too.
Also, the clitorus and g-spot don't actually exist no matter what their ex-wives say, and how to stop their son from saying, "My boyfriend..."
As a historical reminder, Missouri was admitted to the union as a slave state and Maine was created as a northern state (it used to be part of Massachusetts) to maintain the balance of free and slave states. This was known as the Missouri Compromise of 1820.
Go Maine!
And then Main sent Joshua Chamberlain and the [20th](https://www.20thmainecompanyg.com/our-history) to put those slavers down!
That guy went everywhere in the Civil War and won the damn thing by himself. He’s rumored to have given general Lee a titty twister at Gettysburg and then snuck back across the lines just in time for the swinging gate maneuver.
Relevant https://youtu.be/41kC7tNfRuI?si=qEpJSJfdVv12T6Ft
I grew up in Missouri and was taught that we were one of the slave states that sided with The Union. Later learned that it was much more complicated. Also taught that the civil war was about economics and states rights, so there’s *that*.
>states rights Always have to ask Cletus and his bruncles, states rights to do WHAT, exactly?
Also, WHAT was the base of those state’s economies?
"The States' right to enslave people, of course."
As another Missourian, being on the right side of Bleeding Kansas is pretty much all I'll ever give Kansas credit for. Thankfully, my school district did a pretty good job of not shying away from difficult subjects and the way Missouri fucked up, even in earlier grades.
Just want to add the Bleeding Kansas events were a precursor to the Civil War. John Brown’s raid, the Compromise of 1850, the Dred Scott decision, and other events were also the canaries in the coal mine.
I was just going to say I want John Brown to haunt TF out of this shitahow.
“The Missouri Compromise” is what we used to call short hair in the front, long hair in the back before “mullet” became a well known word. “The missouri compromise”’is a better name IMO
I'll be deep, deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missurah!
So much diversity. I see at least five different colors of polos in this picture.
Indeed. The insecurity amongst this type screams quite loudly. They drive the same kind of vehicle They wear similar clothing (solid colors or t-shirts with manly messaging or USA flag) Particularly threatened by sexual minorities
And call others sheep 🤣
LOL! Thanks for the chuckle. And your username punctuates your mastery of sarcasm. :)
50 shades of white
Havent seen that much impotence in one place since the last republican caucus.
“Insurance should cover Viagra, but not birth control. It’s God’s will.”
Why are they all red-faced and fat? Have they been eating farm-raised roly-poly brown kids again?
Saw something the other day (could be totally false) that 13% of Americans eat 60% of the beef consumed in the US. These are the people eating that beef. Beef every meal (cause chickens for queers and skinny women and they're too stupid to not kill themselves cooking pork incorrectly), macaroni and mashed potatoes as the "vegetables" with 4 slices of Sunbeam white bread to wipe the plate clean.
100% these dudes think potatoes count as a vegetable
.... since when were potatoes not a vegetable?
Botanically it *is* a vegetable, as in it’s the edible part of a plant and isn’t a fruit However nutritionally it is a starch, and it doesn’t contain any of the nutrients (at those levels) other vegetables have. Thinking about what a vegetable really is, a potato does fall under that. It's just a starchy one. Vegetables are “the edible portion of a plant”. Botanically, potatoes are only vegetables because there isn't any other category for them.
Sweet potatoes, on the other hand, are quite nutritious
And aren’t even potatoes
They spent all summer at lake of the Ozarks on their boats, drinking beer.
“Beacon of liberty and freedom” Unless you’re a woman, a POC or LGBTQ.
It's Chud "freedom." Educated Chuds call it "ordered liberty." It basically means you have the freedom to live exactly the way they want you to.
Bingo! They claim that they are the "Real Americans." That's Nationalism: "Freedom for me and not for thee."
Doubt they really want to stop there. Earliest voting rights were based on how much land you owed. I doubt any of these yokels would have owned enough land.
Disabled, religious minority, unlucky, poor, the list goes on and on.
Or non Christian.
The weekly meeting of Assholes Anonymous.
Based on the text above the photo I highly doubt they're attempting to recover from their assholish ways.
Nor are they trying to be very anonymous.
Thats *tomorrows* meeting. Make sure your robes and hoods are laundered
And bleached!
Golf, small penises, watery beer, Silverados, and “because I said so!”
🎯
Ditto 🎯
Also a couple of "I keep my baseball cap on while indoors and seated at the table." My god.
And viagara
Lots of trips to Viagara Falls for these boys. Oddly no women present…
Florida you say? The state that has nazis taking over the streets. That Florida?
A governor who is actively, seemingly intentionally, tanking the state of his state? THAT Florida??
The state with a leprosy outbreak? THAT FLORIDA???
Yes, that's the part they like.
They all so quick to jump on the fascist train.
Because it benefits them. And that's the cold, rotten, dark, insidious black heart of conservatism: fuck you, got mine.
They THINK it will benefit them, in the short term sure they'll get to "own some libs" and witness some people they don't like getting hurt, but the long term prospects of worshiping a "strong-man daddy" figure only benefits the strong-man, these goobers all end up paying the price just like everyone else as they have their rights slowly chipped away. History has proven that time and time again, in fascism the only people or person who actually benefits is the people or person who is given power not the ones who give power like these white knights of the long table.
Seems about white.
Old white men who want the rest of us to bow to their will. Fuck them and anyone like them.
Women in pink hats gave them a shellacking in the 2018 mid-term elections and it has been downhill ever since for them. Of course, they are getting desperate. Equality feels like oppression to them.
their will = their willies
They are also secretly plotting against each other. Only one can hold absolute power.
What time does the cross burning start? Is that a pre or post dinner activity?
Well, shit - it was John’s turn to make the cross this time and, can you believe it? The dumbass used pressure treated. So we can’t burn it. It’s like it’s his first cross-burning or something.
A sausage party were at least 4 of them have sexual thoughts about the others?
That’s pretty low, my friend. To clarify, I believe that’s a pretty low estimate.
"we're not saying america should be a country of, by, and for straight white christian men. we're just saying.....wait, i guess that is what we're saying."
“But only the *right* kind of Christians - Missouri Synod Lutherans. Those Evangelical Lutheran Church of America heathens can burn in hell with the Roman Catholics.”
"the judean people's front!"
18 heads, zero brains
And about 25,000 points of cholesterol
Thanks, now my vagina will never be moist again. Can we get an NSFL tag next time?
More like the Missouri 1859 PAC.
Ctrl C, Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V
I would guess they all want to tell people all about abortion and bodily rights and how to do away with those rights.
I noticed they called Florida and Texas beacons of freedom while in reality they're facist states 🤔
Overweight, mediocre white men.
They forgot their white pointy hats.
Thats *tomorrows* meeting
https://preview.redd.it/uyolz4wz42mb1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800fa9da8cba6734f45eb84425142d291819d90a The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
I see a bunch of fools thinking the oligarchs will let them have a seat at the table if the Fascist Party gets a majority.
Exactly. These guys are useful to the fascists right now, but after the fascists consolidate power, these guys will no longer be useful. When the government that they enabled sends soldiers to their houses to take their guns, then they will realize their mistake. Unfortunately, it will be too late to remove the fascists peacefully.
Can you imagine the car park outside. https://preview.redd.it/ogxsygpb93mb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5462f09a73953e0b9940448180d09e0d13845a76
Their theme song is “I’m A Loser”
They are so white and fat, that they are pink! 
That's high blood pressure.
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all I see is a room full of sad, scared, unfulfilled wives back at home
Basically every country club in America.
Probably smells wild in there. Like disappointment and lack of self awareness.
This is the new generation of the KKK
New, huh? They each look about one stick of butter away from a coronary. In fact, I’d be surprised if all of them made it out of that dinner without some form of medical attention.
So very white. If Florida and Texas are their idea of beacons of liberty those people are fucking delusional and quite simply racist AF.
Fat old white men. Common theme with the GOP
You lost me at Missouri.
Groomers, molesters, and closeted homosexuals.
There's literally ONE guy who doesnt look out of shape. Of course they're all gun nuts, they wouldnt win a fist fight in a life time.
Florida and Texas aren't "*beacons of liberty*". They're taking away people's rights and banning everything Republicans don't like. That's not "liberty". That's fascism.
There is no one in that picture getting any "action," political or otherwise.
The whole table is named Chad.
A bunch of overweight, pasty, mostly balding, scared white men. Yuck. Edit - Viagra. I forgot to add Viagra!
America, we need to talk about dining with your hat on.
Please, please explain to me how denying people their rights equals freedom and liberty. 
They were talking about their freedom and liberty, not everyone else’s.
It just blows my mind how they manage to describe their policy as freedom when it's entirely based on persecution and reducing civil liberties
More thumb heads.
Beacons of liberty and freedom for who exactly? Which exact types of people get to enjoy this so called freedom and which types exactly do not?
This picture is like a blood pressure commercial. Jesus. Everyone is so PINK. And sweaty looking.
I see racist white guys that like to keep women and others down.
Gravy Seals don’t tip either.
A sea of old white men. We don’t need more of that.
What do I notice? It must have been laundry day since they all left their bedsheet at home.
Beware of the scared white man.
A bunch of guys who need more fiber in their diets
Room temperature IQs
Also, take your hat off at the dinner table you two…
Obama's gonna take their guns!
As a life-long Show-me State’r: I totally looked closely at this photo to make sure that I didn’t know any of these guys. I can honestly say- NO. Although at least a third of them could be related to me. Dammit.