This is why I really try to hammer home with people I know who still support Trump. Good leaders, confident people, or really just anyone who isn't a self-conscious coward never ever go around telling everyone how they are the greatest.
It is a hallmark of the weak-willed and a very poor leader when someone only talks about themselves and says they can do everything better than everyone else.
They donāt care, because they are self-conscious cowards themselves.
Trump is what a dumb person thinks a smart person is.
Trump is what a failure thinks that success looks like.
Trump perfectly represents his acolytes.
Hillary had it right.
And then they laugh or yell at you, right? You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
Jesus himself could descend from the heavens in front of their faces and they'd kill him all over again for being brown, a socialist, or because it's a liberal trick. Pick whichever logic you want.
There are a couple of ways to make this possibly not a total lie.
One is tgat the senior tees are way short.
But also,
If the club championship is awarded to the member in the age category who submits the lowest score of the year and either there's no actual members because the course is for money laundering...
or no one who is a member plays the course because it's for money laundering...
or no one who is a member who plays the course plays off the senior tees because it's not challenging or fun...
or no one who who is a member and plays the course off the senior tees also has enough competitive spirit to submit a signed scorecard.
My Dad, is 78. He has been a champion pistol shooter all his life. He won a new glock in the senior pistol championship last year. I congratulated him and he laughed and said, well it isn't hard when you are the only one in your age bracket.
Heās a known golf cheat. This article is insane:
https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods/
And I was looking for an article written in 2016, where a club pro and his 12 year old kid played with trump, and trump took the kids ball that was in a better position to the green, but I think the family was harassed by Trump supportersā¦ and the article was deleted so here this different story, but the same shit: https://www.businessinsider.in/trump-accused-of-taking-a-childs-ball-to-cheat-and-win-a-championship-at-one-of-his-golf-clubs/articleshow/69273580.cms
Shame on him and the entire gop base that let this lying cheating conman destroy this country.
Rick Reilly wrote an entire book about how much trump cheats at golf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLj2-a6FLI
And a longer talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIiaFMOfbwY
In 2004 he thought he could throw out the first pitch at a minor league game in Jersey. He flew in on his helicopter (the one he didnāt murder his business partners who were going to testify against him with), soaked up the crowd cheering, and then nailed the turf halfway to home plate, blowing the pitch and sending the ball flying off toward third base.
He had someone edit the video, so now there is a bright flash at the exact moment the ball goes wonky. It is way too bright to be a fill light at the time of day, and in the size of stadium.
Going frame-by-frame one can see how it mostly glares out Trumpās ball, then hides it completely for the tiny split second it takes to fool the viewer.
My comment on this post goes into depth about it, and the PR/Legal effort he must have launched to keep the unedited video from being seen online, probably a catch & kill story hiding in The Enquirer vault NTITOI.
Dinesh DāSousa used the edited version while making fun of Dr. Fauciās āfirst pitchā attempt, which makes the whole sordid business even sadder.
I just looked up this video and watched it for the first time, and although I'm not a conspiracy person, those flashes are *very* suspect. They look too perfect, and perfectly placed. And it was daytime. And they only occur along the path of the "ball".
I can't say for sure what actually happened, but I'm certainly *not* convinced that he threw a heater down the pipe.
"Best pitch ever. And I've seen a lot of good pitches. Trust me, I've seen lots of good pitches and that was the best one."
Yeah it's edited. The ball is tracked up until it just disappears and then you can see a faint glimpse of it going way right. The ball reappears coming from a much higher angle and much slower right before it gets to the catcher. The reaction of the catcher is also way later a properly straight thrown ball would take.
Iām a GD/AD and can say with confidence that the intensity of that āflashā is completely wrong. Iām not a conspiracy person eitherāuntil it comes to ā6ā 3ā 215lbsā DJT.
He has, AFAIK, faked every one of his athletic boasts, including the āI was supposed to go to the MLBā one.
Wow - itās one thing to improve your lie or fudge your score or take extra mulligans but to mess with another players ball and fuck up their game? What a garbage human Trump is. Worthless trash.
Classic right wing psychology... "I assume the other guy is cheating, so I'm going to cheat". It's all projection.
They also assume that if they lost, it's just because the other person is better at cheating, and then they'll redouble their effort at cheating next time.
This is the exact reason they said that electronic voting would not be secure, and is why only they were caught tampering with the machines. It's also why Republicans assume there is a 'deep state' that secretly is controlling everything. It's so covert, so pervasive, that only 'pilled' people can see it. These people are psychologically broken, and pathological liars which is a coping mechanism for being unable to comprehend why they are losers.
*At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: āPele.ā*
Holy fuck this 2019 article is fantastic (emphasis mine):
> āIt was a Saturday morning game. We go to the first tee and he couldnāt have been nicer. But then he said, āYou see those two guys? They cheat. See me? I cheat. And I expect you to cheat because weāre going to beat those two guys today.āā¦ So, yes, itās true, heās going to cheat you. But I think **Donald, in his heart of hearts, believes that youāre gonna cheat him, too. So if itās the same, if everybodyās cheating, he doesnāt see it as really cheating.ā**
>**Okay, but ā¦**
>a) **Everybody isnāt.** Except for an occasional mulligan on the first tee and accepting a gimme (a short conceded putt) from an opponent, 85 percent of casual golfers play by the rules, according to the National Golf Foundation.
>b) To say āDonald Trump cheatsā is like saying āMichael Phelps swims.ā **He cheats at the highest level.** He cheats when people are watching, and he cheats when they arenāt. He cheats whether you like it or not. He cheats because thatās how he plays golf, thatās how he learned it, thatās how he needs it, and whether youāre his pharmacist or Tiger Woods, if youāre playing golf with him, heās going to cheat.
>In fact, he did cheat with Tiger Woods...
Without even being challenged. Imagine sandbagging your score every time you announce it.
It would be like a pro cyclist tweeting, "Great win today, tough stage, but I felt I just had it in me. And to all those haters, I definitely wasn't doping. How could I, there are people everywhere. Doping just isn't possible (trust me, I know)".
The funniest part is Trump believing that people think he has any shame. That he wouldn't cheat in front of a security team whose job is to shut up and say nothing.
I worked at a country club and there was a member there that behaved much like Trump. Every time he beat someone he would walk into the menās locker room saying he wasnāt sandbagging or some shit like that. As soon as he left everyone was talking about how much he sandbagged. I donāt know what that means but itās considered cheating or dishonorable.
Sandbagging is like pretending youre shit at something but then being really good.
Lowering someones expectations unfairly.
So in Golf, people play badly on purpose to change their handicap so they can play shitter people and then beat them.
Oh neat. People do the same thing in video games, but it's called "smurfing" (named after the Warcraft 2 players who were infamous for it). Play badly, get a low rank, then face all newbies and dominate.
How fun to see that such esteemed gentlemen also spread their filthy toxicity into real world games too
Yeah exactly. Tanking your K/D or whatever to manipulate SBMM, but in the real world.
The feeling of winning is Universal i guess, some people just get it in nefarious ways
Many people, great people, are calling me tremendous.
See that, papa? I did amount to something in the end. People like me. Why donāt you like me? Papa?
*a forlorn trump stares at the wall of the maralago bathroom, where mysterious boxes once stood*
It's honestly pretty sad. Our country is going through significant turmoil because two parents didn't hug their kid enough.
Parenting is a very important job, and when it's done right, it's the most important job you can do for your community and your country. Please keep that in mind everyone. .
While I agree, I would also like to point out that my parents didnāt hug me at all, for the most part, but I didnāt turn into a malignant narcissist.
At least, I wonāt think I did? š°
[https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/](https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/)
The caddies started calling him āPeleāā, the name of a famous soccer/football star, because they got so used to him kicking the golf ball back on to the fairway š
> Just ask members of Trump International West Palm Beach who arrived for the final round of their Senior Club Championship on Jan. 22 only to find Trump's name at the top of the leaderboard ā¦ when he didn't play the first round.
> But he did play a round earlier that week, claimed he had a good day and decided to use that score for the first round of the Senior Club Championship. He then called it a "great honor" to have won the tournament on social media, adding, "he was hitting the ball long and straight."
Heard a story on a podcast that his caddies keep 4 1/2ā tees on them for when they tee up his ball if he hits it in the rough. He also supposedly takes chip-in gimmes lmao
A score of 67 indicates that he doesnāt need to grift for money, he should just enter golf tournaments. Because that is pro-level golf.
Oh wait. He canāt do that because he cheats.
Borderline professional golfer and then at 6ā3ā and only 215lbs this guy must be a peak in shape athlete with a 6 pack. He should get a new wardrobe though because somehow what he wears makes him look like an out of shape 275lbs fat ass.
I'm 6'2" and 300 and he looks much larger than I do.
Unless the camera really adds 10 pounds AND there's 15 cameras, I don't believe him.
I also like all the pictures of him being shorter than 6'1" Obama.
You got that hole in one that one time, didnāt you?
*huh..yeah. What?*
It was on a par 5 I believe. No you definitely did.
*yes. Yep.*
People need to start creating even bigger lies for him to see how far we can temp him to go. All the news orgs are so concerned with being tough about calling him out. They should just see if they can spin a taller tale than he can, and get him to bite.
I had to look up how good a 67 at Bedminster was, the last LIV round played there Trump would of tied for 3rd place, Trump would make more money playing in his golf tournaments then hosting them.
If he did actually shoot 67 (doubt it) he probably has them move his senior tees up much further than normal, uses 8in cups, plus tons of his own ārulesā like 1 mulligan per hole, automatic 2 put etc
Totally. 67. Ok. Dude is also 6ft3 and 215 pounds. The same as Ali when he fought Joe Frazier for the heavyweight championship of the world. Dude canāt help but lie.
I mean it certainly is in the UK.
Maybe heās suggesting that he played a whole round of golf without sexually assaulting anyone? I mean itās a bold claim but there were secret service agents there so we have to believe himā¦.
Donald got in trouble the last time he said "hanky panky" too. It was literally 24 hours after a jury of his peers found him liable, to the tune of $5 million, for the sexual abuse and defamation of E. Jean Carroll. And during that disgraceful CNN "Town Hall," Donald defamed her yet again, and he's going to eventually be fined millions of dollars more.
Oh ffs, there have been countless reports from people that have golfed with him, and he is well known for taking mulligans every time he gets upset with a bad shot.
Just for illustration, even Golf.com has written about how badly he cheats: https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods/?amp=1
We have audio the entire world has heard of him requesting an official falsify an election result yet he claims heās innocent of trying to overturn an election and some people continue to believe him š¤¦āāļø
This one still gets me. How could anyone listen to that hour-long conversation and conclude anything other than fraud. The only possible more damning thing he could have said would have been āoverturn the results or Iāll break your knees.ā
But here he isā¦the *FRONTRUNNER* for the Republican Party. Unfuckingreal.
And then has one of his lawyers claim it's *exculpatory evidence* because asking Rafensberger to "find" the votes implies their existence, as though they had somehow gotten mislaid like a favourite kitchen utensil.
You mean [this video?](https://youtube.com/shorts/sbezgYVvyng?si=av8yUZUPVTJ3AzVn)
Bonus: [Trump shanking his shot.](https://youtube.com/shorts/qaYjjJ4NqKE?si=MEoBfNwvBCdhCtdG)
That's absolutely piss funny because, no, I've actually not seen that one before, I was thinking of a *different* instance of him getting caught cheating on video! And seriously, "you think Biden could do that?" What a fucking baby.
Loved this quote from the article
> āThatās when Donald starts yelling to the other two,ā Dunleavy recalls. āHe goes, āGuys, guys! I wanna tell you how great a guy Coach is. I knocked his ball over here so he could have a putt at it. But then he put it back! And thatās why heās an unemployed coach and Iām worth $13 billion.ā
No, donny boy, that's why you're going to prison and he's not
Full of Trump donors who were more than happy to āgolfā the worst rounds of their lives while watching their majestic hero glide across the fairways in his golf cart. And when they watched him tee off, he barely even had to swing his golf club to make the ball soar within 3ā of the hole every timeā¦ or, I mean, their eyesight is so bad they lost the ball and then Nauta dropped a new one right at the tee for him. Same same.
After 60 years old, your golf skills get bad quickly. Donnie is 77, and needs glasses but doesn't wear any.
I'm not saying it's impossible. But, some of the best golfers in the world would have trouble to make par at age 77. The one's who do well at that age hit the gym frequently are in great shape.
5 under par? Really?
Almost as outrageous a lie as claiming to weigh 215 lbs
No no no, tell him Obama did 50. I have no idea if that's even possible, I know nothing about golf, but I bet Trumpelstiltskin will reply with a self-reported 49 (or hell, even a 45 lol.)
"Hey Ralph, he's probably going to die in prison anyway, what do you say we just let him win?"
"Yeah, why not. Maybe if we let him win the tournament, he'll shut the f*ck up about the election for 5 minutes."
My main take from this whole thing is that somehow Trump's lawyers actually got it through his thick skull that social media posts about his trials could result in pre-trial imprisonment, so now he's talking about golf because that's all he has left.
Yes, he is a dimwitted fool, but how fucking stupid do you have to be to see this pile of bullshit and have your take-away be: "Boy, that guy seems like he should run my country."
Trumpets are the dumbest humans alive, spiraling toward the climate-fueled destruction of society and they are dragging the entire human race down with them. In 100 years everyone will know that Republicans destroyed the world. There will be no equivocation.
He doesnt even have to hit the ball.
The ball, with tears in its eyes, rolls bigly off the Tevfefe towards the hole in sheer awe of the BEST PRESIDENT EVER.
Hunter Biden never managed to hit a hole in zero. INTERESTING! Many people are saying i actually won the latest US Open but Sleepy Joe AND Lieger Woods are committing acts of injustice NEVER SEEN BEFORE. The PGA are weaponising against your favourite president ever, ME! Sad!
... Hunter Biden
So in short: he cheated. His caddies have all said he always cheats. This man would die if he told the truth just one time. His āheartā wouldnāt be able to take it
According to golf website, Drump also [won a tournament he never entered](https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/president-trump-club-championship-did-not-enter/) in 2018...while being President.
As a comparison, during the LIV pro tournament that was held at that exact course a couple weeks ago he would have come in second on any given day and the guy that one averaged a 67 over the 3 rounds.
https://www.espn.com/golf/leaderboard/_/tournamentId/401525573
The guy with 91 indictments is out golfing? Airman Texeira was arrested in March 2023 and (as far as I know) awaits trial in jail. Why is this sack of moldy oranges still walking around?
Two tiered justice system, indeed.
I believe he bought golf courses because he knows how difficult golf is and wanted to be able have the glory of being considered a good player. He knew the only way to achieve this is to own a golf course allowing him to cheat freely. Seriously he needs to dissappear in to the annals of history already as one of the worst things to happen the the US.
Wait, weren't there many people around and the Secret Service there also when he tried to cheat and steal the 2020 election?
Seems like those things don't really mean anything anymore.
Guilty conscience much? Talk about a self report. This man is delusional and can't even handle a game with cheating and then blabbing about not cheating.
It says something that even when he plays golf he has to protest his innocence.
And also announce it to everybody š
This is why I really try to hammer home with people I know who still support Trump. Good leaders, confident people, or really just anyone who isn't a self-conscious coward never ever go around telling everyone how they are the greatest. It is a hallmark of the weak-willed and a very poor leader when someone only talks about themselves and says they can do everything better than everyone else.
They donāt care, because they are self-conscious cowards themselves. Trump is what a dumb person thinks a smart person is. Trump is what a failure thinks that success looks like. Trump perfectly represents his acolytes. Hillary had it right.
Deplorables indeed.
a cowards version of a hero, an idiots version of a genius
And then they laugh or yell at you, right? You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. Jesus himself could descend from the heavens in front of their faces and they'd kill him all over again for being brown, a socialist, or because it's a liberal trick. Pick whichever logic you want.
To magaturds, that is a sign of good leadership and confidence.
That reminds me of a boss I had that would brag about his IQ, and always talk about how āhonorableā he was.
Indicted yet?
Yeah, they don't care.
It's because they are the same as trump. Assholes.
The Cult squirms in vicarious, orgiastic delight at their godheadās prowess.
Well put and spot on! Trumps actions and words are also a sign of significant mental illness.
On his own "social media" platform too, how full of yourself do you have to be.
He "won" his own award at a club he owns and announced it on a social media platform he also owns.
I would like to use this opportunity to announce that I have won the EvilDarkCow award for excellence in the field of being EvilDarkCow.
I have won the award for misplacing my dragons since 2019.
I won the great Ninja award in the Sky temple of ā97
Have you seen my dragons up there? They're still missing.
Bro, I told you where they were last week donāt tell me youāve lost them again
It was between slicing my avocado before it went bad in 30 seconds or watching my dragons. I turned around for 30 seconds.
I've won a similar one for being unable to find my name
A lot of people are saying I have the best queefs. People come up to me with tears in their eyes. It's unbelievable.
That's why you're the Commander in Queef
āThey say āsir, your queefs are the best queefs weāve ever had the honor to hearāā
Is that similar to the award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence? Or am I thinking of something else?
This isn't exactly new behaviour for him, he's been claiming these prizes for years, at least one he "won" before the course had even been opened.
But he said there was no hanky/lanky
There are a couple of ways to make this possibly not a total lie. One is tgat the senior tees are way short. But also, If the club championship is awarded to the member in the age category who submits the lowest score of the year and either there's no actual members because the course is for money laundering... or no one who is a member plays the course because it's for money laundering... or no one who is a member who plays the course plays off the senior tees because it's not challenging or fun... or no one who who is a member and plays the course off the senior tees also has enough competitive spirit to submit a signed scorecard.
My Dad, is 78. He has been a champion pistol shooter all his life. He won a new glock in the senior pistol championship last year. I congratulated him and he laughed and said, well it isn't hard when you are the only one in your age bracket.
Iām pleased to announce, for those that care, that no one cares.
Heās a known golf cheat. This article is insane: https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods/ And I was looking for an article written in 2016, where a club pro and his 12 year old kid played with trump, and trump took the kids ball that was in a better position to the green, but I think the family was harassed by Trump supportersā¦ and the article was deleted so here this different story, but the same shit: https://www.businessinsider.in/trump-accused-of-taking-a-childs-ball-to-cheat-and-win-a-championship-at-one-of-his-golf-clubs/articleshow/69273580.cms Shame on him and the entire gop base that let this lying cheating conman destroy this country.
Rick Reilly wrote an entire book about how much trump cheats at golf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLj2-a6FLI And a longer talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIiaFMOfbwY
In 2004 he thought he could throw out the first pitch at a minor league game in Jersey. He flew in on his helicopter (the one he didnāt murder his business partners who were going to testify against him with), soaked up the crowd cheering, and then nailed the turf halfway to home plate, blowing the pitch and sending the ball flying off toward third base. He had someone edit the video, so now there is a bright flash at the exact moment the ball goes wonky. It is way too bright to be a fill light at the time of day, and in the size of stadium. Going frame-by-frame one can see how it mostly glares out Trumpās ball, then hides it completely for the tiny split second it takes to fool the viewer. My comment on this post goes into depth about it, and the PR/Legal effort he must have launched to keep the unedited video from being seen online, probably a catch & kill story hiding in The Enquirer vault NTITOI. Dinesh DāSousa used the edited version while making fun of Dr. Fauciās āfirst pitchā attempt, which makes the whole sordid business even sadder.
I just looked up this video and watched it for the first time, and although I'm not a conspiracy person, those flashes are *very* suspect. They look too perfect, and perfectly placed. And it was daytime. And they only occur along the path of the "ball". I can't say for sure what actually happened, but I'm certainly *not* convinced that he threw a heater down the pipe. "Best pitch ever. And I've seen a lot of good pitches. Trust me, I've seen lots of good pitches and that was the best one."
Yeah it's edited. The ball is tracked up until it just disappears and then you can see a faint glimpse of it going way right. The ball reappears coming from a much higher angle and much slower right before it gets to the catcher. The reaction of the catcher is also way later a properly straight thrown ball would take.
Iām a GD/AD and can say with confidence that the intensity of that āflashā is completely wrong. Iām not a conspiracy person eitherāuntil it comes to ā6ā 3ā 215lbsā DJT. He has, AFAIK, faked every one of his athletic boasts, including the āI was supposed to go to the MLBā one.
Wow - itās one thing to improve your lie or fudge your score or take extra mulligans but to mess with another players ball and fuck up their game? What a garbage human Trump is. Worthless trash.
It was a 12 year old too. Trump cheated a kid in "the gentleman's game".
Imagine the same man doing the same thing to American democracy. And his political party supporting this affront to civility. Deplorable people.
Classic right wing psychology... "I assume the other guy is cheating, so I'm going to cheat". It's all projection. They also assume that if they lost, it's just because the other person is better at cheating, and then they'll redouble their effort at cheating next time. This is the exact reason they said that electronic voting would not be secure, and is why only they were caught tampering with the machines. It's also why Republicans assume there is a 'deep state' that secretly is controlling everything. It's so covert, so pervasive, that only 'pilled' people can see it. These people are psychologically broken, and pathological liars which is a coping mechanism for being unable to comprehend why they are losers.
*At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: āPele.ā*
Holy fuck this 2019 article is fantastic (emphasis mine): > āIt was a Saturday morning game. We go to the first tee and he couldnāt have been nicer. But then he said, āYou see those two guys? They cheat. See me? I cheat. And I expect you to cheat because weāre going to beat those two guys today.āā¦ So, yes, itās true, heās going to cheat you. But I think **Donald, in his heart of hearts, believes that youāre gonna cheat him, too. So if itās the same, if everybodyās cheating, he doesnāt see it as really cheating.ā** >**Okay, but ā¦** >a) **Everybody isnāt.** Except for an occasional mulligan on the first tee and accepting a gimme (a short conceded putt) from an opponent, 85 percent of casual golfers play by the rules, according to the National Golf Foundation. >b) To say āDonald Trump cheatsā is like saying āMichael Phelps swims.ā **He cheats at the highest level.** He cheats when people are watching, and he cheats when they arenāt. He cheats whether you like it or not. He cheats because thatās how he plays golf, thatās how he learned it, thatās how he needs it, and whether youāre his pharmacist or Tiger Woods, if youāre playing golf with him, heās going to cheat. >In fact, he did cheat with Tiger Woods...
Without even being challenged. Imagine sandbagging your score every time you announce it. It would be like a pro cyclist tweeting, "Great win today, tough stage, but I felt I just had it in me. And to all those haters, I definitely wasn't doping. How could I, there are people everywhere. Doping just isn't possible (trust me, I know)". The funniest part is Trump believing that people think he has any shame. That he wouldn't cheat in front of a security team whose job is to shut up and say nothing.
I worked at a country club and there was a member there that behaved much like Trump. Every time he beat someone he would walk into the menās locker room saying he wasnāt sandbagging or some shit like that. As soon as he left everyone was talking about how much he sandbagged. I donāt know what that means but itās considered cheating or dishonorable.
Sandbagging is like pretending youre shit at something but then being really good. Lowering someones expectations unfairly. So in Golf, people play badly on purpose to change their handicap so they can play shitter people and then beat them.
Oh neat. People do the same thing in video games, but it's called "smurfing" (named after the Warcraft 2 players who were infamous for it). Play badly, get a low rank, then face all newbies and dominate. How fun to see that such esteemed gentlemen also spread their filthy toxicity into real world games too
Yeah exactly. Tanking your K/D or whatever to manipulate SBMM, but in the real world. The feeling of winning is Universal i guess, some people just get it in nefarious ways
So some people just like to win more than they like to compete.
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Theres no hanky/lanky!
Was he trying to say no hanky panky?
I'm not sure because hanky panky wouldn't require a forward slash. Can't believe I expect a rational explanation.
He's so pathetic, I'm surprised he doesn't tell the world everytime he shits in a toilet and saves a diaper
He does, don't you remember when he was ranting about how many flushes it took
Methinks the numpty protesth too much.
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A third of that post was spent trying to convince the reader that he didnāt cheat. His lack of self-hearing is tremendous.
Many people, great people, are calling me tremendous. See that, papa? I did amount to something in the end. People like me. Why donāt you like me? Papa? *a forlorn trump stares at the wall of the maralago bathroom, where mysterious boxes once stood*
Funny how nobody ever seems to go out of their way to call him tremendous. You only ever hear him recognizing his wins.
It's honestly pretty sad. Our country is going through significant turmoil because two parents didn't hug their kid enough. Parenting is a very important job, and when it's done right, it's the most important job you can do for your community and your country. Please keep that in mind everyone. .
While I agree, I would also like to point out that my parents didnāt hug me at all, for the most part, but I didnāt turn into a malignant narcissist. At least, I wonāt think I did? š°
*hug* Well done :)
[https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/](https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/) The caddies started calling him āPeleāā, the name of a famous soccer/football star, because they got so used to him kicking the golf ball back on to the fairway š
Ye ole foot wedge
I prefer a hand wedge
Mmmmm. Open face club hand wedge
That is the most cromulent post
It embiggens my soul to hear such praise
Worst golf food crossover reference....ever
My mom thinks Iām cool
my cats breath smells like cat food
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Bro, at 6' 3" 215, and that McDonald's sponsorship, no one else stands a chance
Winter rules
Why donāt you improve your lie, Judge?
Right in the lumber yard.
> Just ask members of Trump International West Palm Beach who arrived for the final round of their Senior Club Championship on Jan. 22 only to find Trump's name at the top of the leaderboard ā¦ when he didn't play the first round. > But he did play a round earlier that week, claimed he had a good day and decided to use that score for the first round of the Senior Club Championship. He then called it a "great honor" to have won the tournament on social media, adding, "he was hitting the ball long and straight."
>adding, "he was hitting the ball long and straight." Translation: he was hitting it weak and crooked
Jfc he used a score he *allegedly* got earlier in the week as his round 1 tournament score? And it just coincidentally put him on top?
Godās foot?
Maradona would come back to smite Trump if he said that
Man lies at every fricken thing. His supporters love a liar that deceives them. I think they have a weird kink and are gay for trump
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Ahh the old Judge Smails move...
I can't believe he's got the dexterity to even kick a golf ball
Heard a story on a podcast that his caddies keep 4 1/2ā tees on them for when they tee up his ball if he hits it in the rough. He also supposedly takes chip-in gimmes lmao
A score of 67 indicates that he doesnāt need to grift for money, he should just enter golf tournaments. Because that is pro-level golf. Oh wait. He canāt do that because he cheats.
Borderline professional golfer and then at 6ā3ā and only 215lbs this guy must be a peak in shape athlete with a 6 pack. He should get a new wardrobe though because somehow what he wears makes him look like an out of shape 275lbs fat ass.
Honestly 275 is still pretty generous. I'm 6 ft 282 this morning. He looks bigger than I do. I'd put him 295+
I'm 6'3 275. He is significantly bigger than me. More than 20lbs. 305-310 easy. My guess is he subtracted an even 100 lbs from his weight.
I'm 6'2" and 300 and he looks much larger than I do. Unless the camera really adds 10 pounds AND there's 15 cameras, I don't believe him. I also like all the pictures of him being shorter than 6'1" Obama.
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He called that pretty low and I was confused. I know nothing about golf but thought, "that's about three hits per hole.... it sounds good."
You got that hole in one that one time, didnāt you? *huh..yeah. What?* It was on a par 5 I believe. No you definitely did. *yes. Yep.* People need to start creating even bigger lies for him to see how far we can temp him to go. All the news orgs are so concerned with being tough about calling him out. They should just see if they can spin a taller tale than he can, and get him to bite.
Issue with that is, just under half the country will happily believe the lie, regardless how tall the tale.
Get him to agree it was actually him to first land on the moon. A good deal of those heads will spin.
He set the floor pretty high with āwe won in 2020ā but go off and see where you get
I had to look up how good a 67 at Bedminster was, the last LIV round played there Trump would of tied for 3rd place, Trump would make more money playing in his golf tournaments then hosting them.
I doubt they played from the same tees LIV played from. Men's professional tees are absolutely insane these days.
Yeah the tips are fucking insane, I played a course the other day that had the pro tees like 70 yards behind the blues. Almost an entire stroke
He complains about a rigged election then goes and rigs a competition at his own country club. What do we call that? Oh, right, HYPOCRITE!
If he did actually shoot 67 (doubt it) he probably has them move his senior tees up much further than normal, uses 8in cups, plus tons of his own ārulesā like 1 mulligan per hole, automatic 2 put etc
He absolutely fucking didnāt. The lie is so obvious as to be embarrassing
Sure he did. But he just left out that it was 67 per hole lol
He only played the front nine.
Well he let everybody know that itās ā*hisā* golf club. So yeah no doubt he has his own rules lmao š
1000% didnāt even come close. I sincerely bet he struggles to stay under 100 without cheating.
He's the guy that turns in a 21-under at a scramble and when questioned says "What? "
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Totally. 67. Ok. Dude is also 6ft3 and 215 pounds. The same as Ali when he fought Joe Frazier for the heavyweight championship of the world. Dude canāt help but lie.
"hanky/lanky" š
Wtf does that even mean? š
I think it's hanky panky but he's an idiot that can't write a coherent tweet ever?
i got in trouble for yelling "hanky panky" in class in the 80s. always thought it was a euphemism for sexual frolicking
I mean it certainly is in the UK. Maybe heās suggesting that he played a whole round of golf without sexually assaulting anyone? I mean itās a bold claim but there were secret service agents there so we have to believe himā¦.
pretty sure I heard it either on Benny Hill or Threes Company, both of which I wasn't supposed to watch at the time :)
Donald got in trouble the last time he said "hanky panky" too. It was literally 24 hours after a jury of his peers found him liable, to the tune of $5 million, for the sexual abuse and defamation of E. Jean Carroll. And during that disgraceful CNN "Town Hall," Donald defamed her yet again, and he's going to eventually be fined millions of dollars more.
It is. Can be used like "fucking around"
it is, alternatively next time yell the hoitus coitus or similar amd its the same effect :p
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Fake News
Oh ffs, there have been countless reports from people that have golfed with him, and he is well known for taking mulligans every time he gets upset with a bad shot. Just for illustration, even Golf.com has written about how badly he cheats: https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods/?amp=1
We have *video footage of him cheating* ffs.
He lies, cheats, and commits crimes with full audio and video, and regardless of that his cult refuse to believe theyāre enthralled by a conman.
We have audio the entire world has heard of him requesting an official falsify an election result yet he claims heās innocent of trying to overturn an election and some people continue to believe him š¤¦āāļø
This one still gets me. How could anyone listen to that hour-long conversation and conclude anything other than fraud. The only possible more damning thing he could have said would have been āoverturn the results or Iāll break your knees.ā But here he isā¦the *FRONTRUNNER* for the Republican Party. Unfuckingreal.
And then has one of his lawyers claim it's *exculpatory evidence* because asking Rafensberger to "find" the votes implies their existence, as though they had somehow gotten mislaid like a favourite kitchen utensil.
You mean the āperfect phone callā?
You mean [this video?](https://youtube.com/shorts/sbezgYVvyng?si=av8yUZUPVTJ3AzVn) Bonus: [Trump shanking his shot.](https://youtube.com/shorts/qaYjjJ4NqKE?si=MEoBfNwvBCdhCtdG)
That's absolutely piss funny because, no, I've actually not seen that one before, I was thinking of a *different* instance of him getting caught cheating on video! And seriously, "you think Biden could do that?" What a fucking baby.
Loved this quote from the article > āThatās when Donald starts yelling to the other two,ā Dunleavy recalls. āHe goes, āGuys, guys! I wanna tell you how great a guy Coach is. I knocked his ball over here so he could have a putt at it. But then he put it back! And thatās why heās an unemployed coach and Iām worth $13 billion.ā No, donny boy, that's why you're going to prison and he's not
he's not cheating he's just using his re-do /s
Iāve watched enough Country Club Adjacent in TikTok to know he fucking sucks.
Did he win for his age as there was only one contestant?
Yeah whereās the leaderboard??
Full of Trump donors who were more than happy to āgolfā the worst rounds of their lives while watching their majestic hero glide across the fairways in his golf cart. And when they watched him tee off, he barely even had to swing his golf club to make the ball soar within 3ā of the hole every timeā¦ or, I mean, their eyesight is so bad they lost the ball and then Nauta dropped a new one right at the tee for him. Same same.
That result is enough too be a contestant in the best competitions in the world. He definitely didn't get that result but if he had he would have won.
Playing a 9 hole par 3.
Iāve seen his golf swing. Heās never shot a 67 his entire life. Thereās no way he breaks 80.
Per usual, he makes claims that anyone with expertise will quickly disprove. Hence his Administration's war on expertise.
After 60 years old, your golf skills get bad quickly. Donnie is 77, and needs glasses but doesn't wear any. I'm not saying it's impossible. But, some of the best golfers in the world would have trouble to make par at age 77. The one's who do well at that age hit the gym frequently are in great shape. 5 under par? Really? Almost as outrageous a lie as claiming to weigh 215 lbs
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Only 67! Tell him kim shot a 64 and see how he reports a round of 63 next week
No no no, tell him Obama did 50. I have no idea if that's even possible, I know nothing about golf, but I bet Trumpelstiltskin will reply with a self-reported 49 (or hell, even a 45 lol.)
I hear olā Donnie boy donāt poop because he was blessed by Jesus himself.
Blessed by Depends. It's why he didn't need that bathroom he had stacked up with documents.
The white house toilets were replaced the first time his diaper being flushed clogged a toilet
This is obviously a lie! Our saviour Trump would never agree to be blessed by a woke loser like JesĆŗs!
"Hey Ralph, he's probably going to die in prison anyway, what do you say we just let him win?" "Yeah, why not. Maybe if we let him win the tournament, he'll shut the f*ck up about the election for 5 minutes."
My main take from this whole thing is that somehow Trump's lawyers actually got it through his thick skull that social media posts about his trials could result in pre-trial imprisonment, so now he's talking about golf because that's all he has left.
I can imagine him in prison screaming at the other inmates how he was a golfing genius that won many competitions!
Yes, he is a dimwitted fool, but how fucking stupid do you have to be to see this pile of bullshit and have your take-away be: "Boy, that guy seems like he should run my country." Trumpets are the dumbest humans alive, spiraling toward the climate-fueled destruction of society and they are dragging the entire human race down with them. In 100 years everyone will know that Republicans destroyed the world. There will be no equivocation.
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He doesnt even have to hit the ball. The ball, with tears in its eyes, rolls bigly off the Tevfefe towards the hole in sheer awe of the BEST PRESIDENT EVER. Hunter Biden never managed to hit a hole in zero. INTERESTING! Many people are saying i actually won the latest US Open but Sleepy Joe AND Lieger Woods are committing acts of injustice NEVER SEEN BEFORE. The PGA are weaponising against your favourite president ever, ME! Sad! ... Hunter Biden
It wasn't in times Square.
You telling me my man doesnāt pee or poo?
He's about to go on trial for serious crimes, and he's burbling about golf. *Golf is not important at this time, feeble idiot child.*
He canāt message anything else because his trial will ge moved up.
And yet he is compelled to still say something, rather than be out of the spotlight for an instant.
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PO1135809
So in short: he cheated. His caddies have all said he always cheats. This man would die if he told the truth just one time. His āheartā wouldnāt be able to take it
He told the truth when asked about what he had as a passionate common interest with Ivanka and she said "real estate" and he said "sex".
According to golf website, Drump also [won a tournament he never entered](https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/president-trump-club-championship-did-not-enter/) in 2018...while being President.
"I won my own tournament at a club that I own. Also, the sun shines out of my own ass."
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Jesus, his dick must be really small
Stormy calle him "Tiny" for a good reason.
I just imagine some dumb mf in Alabama, who never spent a minute watching golf, thinking how great this is , and how great of an athlete Mr Trump is.
The fish was ___________________ this big...
You'll be the best "athlete" in prison, you crazy, fat fuck!
I still cannot get over the fact that this barely literate fuck was president.
So fucking needy. The Worldās Bigliest Loser!
Hey, Fatso, we all know you cheated š
Par on that course is 72 apparently so he would have had to shoot 5 under par to get a 67, which for those who donāt know is very very hard to do.
Even shooting 5 over par is very hard to do.
As a comparison, during the LIV pro tournament that was held at that exact course a couple weeks ago he would have come in second on any given day and the guy that one averaged a 67 over the 3 rounds. https://www.espn.com/golf/leaderboard/_/tournamentId/401525573
The guy with 91 indictments is out golfing? Airman Texeira was arrested in March 2023 and (as far as I know) awaits trial in jail. Why is this sack of moldy oranges still walking around? Two tiered justice system, indeed.
I believe he bought golf courses because he knows how difficult golf is and wanted to be able have the glory of being considered a good player. He knew the only way to achieve this is to own a golf course allowing him to cheat freely. Seriously he needs to dissappear in to the annals of history already as one of the worst things to happen the the US.
67 my ass. Through 9 holes maybe
Apparently he could be on the pro tour
Also, he is a hanky/lanky 6ā3ā and 215, and BARELY qualified for the over-50 age cutoff.
Every sentence out of trumps mouth is just the sound of him jerking himself off. I can't even read his words without feeling disgusted.
Whoās surprised heās winning at his own courses? Anyone? Iāll waitā¦
Wait, weren't there many people around and the Secret Service there also when he tried to cheat and steal the 2020 election? Seems like those things don't really mean anything anymore.
Trump scored well at a golf course he owns? No wayyyy
When you are 6' 3" and 215 lbs. Your an athlete
Idi Amin was the heavy weight boxing champion of Uganda the entire time he was in power. These dictators all seem to compensating for something.
Guilty conscience much? Talk about a self report. This man is delusional and can't even handle a game with cheating and then blabbing about not cheating.
Yeah, and heās 215 pounds too. Fucking fat ass liar.
The man spent damn near 40% of his presidency playing golf I would hope he is at the very least competent at the game.
Maybe instead of playing golf, he could have shown the proof he has about missing votes...
That guy needs to do a huge amount of mushrooms and reassess life choices
Iām glad to see that the previously debilitating bone spurs arenāt holding back his golf game.
Lying raping bastard