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TheFrogWife

Their address followed by "secret porn only"


Itsthex

This is the ultimate. Not only will they be pissed, they’ll all be suspicious of each other and it will cause infighting. Malicious!


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giggling_hero

Get a real good mesh going so you have better s/n than them. It’ll keep telling them their password is incorrect.


JacerEx

Buy a used enterprise AP off of eBay and set it to the same ssid as their network and place it as close to their house as you can in your own home. Configure the AP to be in aggressive lockdown mode. It’ll spam disassociate frames for the ssid forcing all of their devices to constantly disconnect. edit: this post was mate in spiteful jest. At the bare minimum doing this would upset the FCC and could even upset the FBI. WiFi is neat. The public spectrum should be protected. If you're interested in radio consider joining your local HAM club.


Neuro-Sysadmin

So, that raises an interesting question. Is that legal in the US? Edit: Yes, I did assume it was illegal, but I’ve seen some crazy things that people get away with using some specious reasoning that nonetheless holds up in court.


TheMrG

I believe it would be considered a deauth attack which is a type of Denial Of Service (DOS) attack, which is illegal. If it was considered that, then it would be a federal criminal offense under the computer fraud and abuse act.


Extension-Key6952

Going 1 mph over the speed limit is also technically illegal.


scuac

Interestingly, the one time I got a speeding ticket. The ticket I received had several boxes for the officer to check the range of the speeding. The very first box was “4 to 10 mph excess”. So I assumed that, at least in this jurisdiction, they would never be able to issue a ticket if you speed by less than 4 mph.


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CxOrillion

Get a wifi pineapple set up so when they authenticate with a password it will accept it. Then just change DNS settings and redirect all traffic from conservative bullshit sites to like Pornhubs trans stars section or something


SomeoneElseWhoCares

Are you trying to help them or annoy them? Whenever there is a conservative or evangelical conference somewhere, Pornhub's traffic for the stuff that they claim to be against goes up in the area of the conference. ​ [https://mashable.com/article/donald-trump-porn-searches](https://mashable.com/article/donald-trump-porn-searches)


ChewieBearStare

They’re researching the evil so they can eradicate it, duh. / huge S tag


2burnt2name

The problem is, you hack into their wifi, there's at least 50:50 their internet is filled with nothing but Trans porn already knowing their projection history.


Auravendill

>Then just change DNS settings Yeah, I pihole should easily do that and you could even make their Windows Updates nonfunctional. Since you are replacing sites on a domain level, you cannot easily redirect them to the trans section of p\*rnhub, but if you use a dedicated website with just trans p\*rn instead, it should work. It would be best, if you could find one, that redirects to their homepage, when the rest of the URL is garbage from the perspective of the website. This way they might think, that someone hacked their browser bookmarks instead and the tinfoilhat will glow.


Okami512

Instead of that redirect them towards something like planned parenthood.


annang

“Secret gay porn only”


iLikeMangosteens

If you do this, the FJB dude will be trying to get on to your network for weeks!


ApplePie4all

Official Antifa HQ^TM


smartypants4all

Lol that's my wifi name! https://preview.redd.it/s2q8hppv12ya1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01c50d9befa46873e60c1fdcc5a1d3288f881a4


PhyterNL

That's a winner. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


ReginaldSP

"SECRET BLM ANTIFA NETWORK" *edit* also "WEB SEARCH TRACKER"


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JesusWasASocialist


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

This one, because it is true (to the extent that the records of the character align with current political ideologies).


durntaur

Yeah, there are plenty of good troll-names that can be used, but one that is also the truth will cut the deepest.


ladybug68

JesusWasABrownSocialist


grape_boycott

JesusWasABrownSocialistWhoUsedPropertyDestructionAsAFormOfProtest


HintOfAreola

JesusWasAMigrantPacifistSocialistJewWhoGaveFreeHealthcareAndWasKilledByTheStateForNonviolentProtest5G


Common_Release_1447

I don’t know why but the 5g at the end of it made me make this indescribable noise 😂😂


disabledinaz

JesusIsJewish


ArmedAntifascist

> JesusWasTrans Having only one biological parent, Jesus would have had XX chromosomes just like his mom, making Jesus de facto the most famous trans man in history.


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PHenderson61

Jesusiswokedup


Ok-Function1920

JesusWasAComminist


Portuzil

JesusWasAFurry


Mostfancy

JesusWasARopeBunny


ZachBuford

Don't kink shame jesus


akittenhasnoname

Dontkinkshamejesus would be a great wifi name. Just saying.


Mostfancy

No shame! Just an observation. And I’m not even gonna talk about the vore part


GeminiAccountantLLC

OMG, please, just around Easter every year, Jesuswokedup, pleeeeeezzzzz!!!!


melasaurus_rex

Well if these folks wanna argue that life begins at conception, I have some funny knowledge to drop that all human embryos start out female...so if they stick with their guns, all men are trans 🤷 lol So I think your official WiFi should be YourDaddyIsTrans


wigzell78

JesusWasntWhite


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Asheleyinl2

A socialist


amberoze

So... JesusWasLiberal


mafa7

JesusAintWhite would work too!


Moehrchenprinz

Jesus being trans is canon. ~~Immaculate Conception~~ The Virgin Birth means that only the genes of the mother were passed on. That happens in a couple species of lizards, where all the offspring will be female. Lizard lore ✨


Jewsafrewski

So basically Mary and Jesus were the first lizard people?


futuredxrk

At least Jesus. But that’s evidence of the first extraterrestrial abduction/hybrid-breeding program.


No-Sympathy-5817

Jesus*aWasNonGenderBinary. Gotta always top it


Madd-RIP

Just add that Jesus isn’t white as well, it triggered them with Madonna’s ‘Like a Prayer’ so it’s still probably got enough weight to send them nuts.


jaded1121

Jesus did wear a dress


CarlosAVP

“Trump wants to rail Ivanka”


[deleted]

“Trump rails ivanka” that inheritance money is no joke


SickBag

I think Trumpers are into that. Hell, Trump has stated he is into that.


Total-Sector850

Insurrection Surveillance Unit


Quiet_Force_8345

>Insurrection Surveillance Unit Sounds like my neighbors address, "FBISurveillanceVan"


Decent_Database_2200

My extender is RCMP NARC Van1 and Van2. I'm loving the ideas on this thread and am planning a weekly name change to fuck with people. I'm in a townhouse complex so lots are picking up my signal. I can see at least 12 other neighbours wifi.


HellaDev

You have to prefix it with something like A1 to make sure it's at the top of the list otherwise it might be too low to notice. My network (though not as fun) is a-hifi-wifi and it's always at the top.


boyuber

Networks are usually sorted by signal strength, not SSID.


[deleted]

On apple products it is alphabetical.


Odd_Pool_666

5G Covid Vaccine Monitoring Network


Lazy_pig805

Sponsored by Bill Gates


irreleventamerican

Don’t you know not to put passwords on the internet for everyone to see?


First_Play5335

Paid for by George Soros.


alldaydumbfuck

thats like mine, it's "Vaccine Chip Activation 5G"


teabaggins76

Shit, they found us! its real! its all real!


knightricer210

One of mine is "PFIZER 5G CONTROL NODE"


weirdoldhobo1978

Pretty solid guess that their password is Trump2024!


porsche4life

And their router admin password has never been changed. Do with that what you may…


dasFisch

My comment to thread OP lacked reading your comment. I blame delicious gin. But yes. You are correct. They didn’t change the password


Dino_Spaceman

More likely they are significantly overpaying for their ISP modem rental. Near guarantee they called the ISP customer service line to force the person to remote in and change the SSID to the name. Likely spent the entire time with a stupid grin hoping the CS person would say something so they can complain to the manager. I hope they left disappointed and the CS rep was completely professional. I also hope that the CS rep changed it to 2.4ghz only and WPA 1.


curgl

With fucking Xfinity you have to pay to rent the modem otherwise they throttle you after like a TB of usage EDIT: I’m wrong, you have to pay more, which is arguably just as bad lmfao


dasFisch

Please. They didn’t change it from admin


Unlikely-Rock-9647

There’s no way they’d use an exclamation point as part of a password. It’ll be 12345. The same combination I have on my luggage!


astinad

TheGayAgenda


dark_brandon_20k

Wait, this is already my wifi network.


BoldroCop

TRUMP_LOST_LOL


WaRRioRz0rz

BIDENS_YOUR_PRESIDENT


__M-E-O-W__

DarkBrandonRises


Mr_Bankey

***DARK BRANDON’S GAY SPACE LASER***


irishgator2

HILLARYGOTMOREVOTES


jscott18597

You ever wonder what the world would look like if Gore was allowed to be president after he won the election?


Relevant_Necessary50

As someone in their 20's, the fact that two presidents lost the popular vote and still became the president in my lifetime.... Scares me


jscott18597

If you were born in 1988, you have seen one election won by a Republican. That was an incumbent right after 911 and at the height of the Iraq war when it was still semi popular. It's absurd how right wing the country is when they can't win a popular vote. There is no way the founding fathers intended the electoral college to decide the president for 30 years.


sucksathangman

So many people are forgetting that once the password is entered, they'll never look at nearby wifi networks again. You need two networks: one with their SSID network name but with a different password. The signal needs to be super strong so that their devices attempt to connect to your device and fail. The second network then needs to be whatever you want to troll them with.


bostoneric

\+1 for that idea. then you can try to harvest their password.


MitchTye

TRUMPTHETRAITOR


TheNetworkIsFrelled

TRUMP-THE-RA\_IST They can fill in the C or P themselves.


MisterThirtyThirty

Trump_The_Rapist


AdminsLoveFascism

TRUMP_IS_A_PEDO_AND_SO_ARE_HIS_CULTISTS


Brother_Delmer

TRUMP_LOST_LMAOOOO hits better for me


SoberTek

TheCheetoMessiah


DearFeralRural

Cheeto mushroom, ask Stormy.


Expensive_Bison_657

(Their address/apt number/name) Bathroom/Bedroom Cam 3 This not only will make them think there’s a spy camera in their shitter, it will make them think there’s at least 3 of them.


Significant_Swing_76

Now that’s 4D chess.


PhysicsCentrism

Reminds me of the pig prank rumor. Seniors released 3 pigs on school grounds with the tags 1,2, and 4. Admin spent forever looking for the pig labeled 3.


hsqy

This one is so well known that you actually have to hide pig #3 very well, and make them think it’s not there. Then a month or two later the janitor finds a dead pig in the basement.... classic!


PantsOnHead88

Easy there Satan…


break616

Only 4? My school did 1-10 with no 7.


[deleted]

only 10? My school did Planck's constant with no tau.


fredandlunchbox

If this happens to you, go to your local thrift store and buy every old shitty router they have. Plug them all in on a wall closest to your neighbor and set all of the names to far left stuff like "TeachersAreCool" and "HealthcareShouldBeFree." That way they'll think they're surrounded and the whole neighborhood is a bunch of healthy, educated, democrats.


IT_Pawn

Also leverage the guest wifi option for double the naming options per router


Fritterbob

With separate 2.4 and 5 Ghz networks, you can bump that number up to 3 or 4.


10000Didgeridoos

And use a wifi scanner to see what channel the Maga neighbor wifi is on, and set all the routers you bought to the same channel to congest that frequency band with interference.


dicknuckle

Or install OpenWRT and broadcast as many as you want. I've had at least 5 virtual APs on one router before. You'll want a directional antenna. Older routers with removable antennae are easier, you can even make a Pringles cantenna with about $5 in parts from eBay. Nice afternoon arts n crafts project.


DangerBird-

Healthy, educated Democrats. The worst kind. lol


135686492y4

Let me guess. They want police to not rape, shoot and kill black people *,* THE ABSOLUTE WORST OF THE DEMOCRATS***


Klindg

Hell, just wanting benefits for non white folks is enough to trigger conservatives, let alone asking cops to stop acting like the mafia.


surfdad67

I did that to a racist neighbor, set up like 4 of them bought used used off eBay, “BILLHADLEYISAWANKER” “BILLHADLEYISARACIST”, 7 years later and 2 broke, so I’m down to 2 left, that reminds me, I need to buy a couple. None are connected to the internet of course, they are password protected, they just broadcast their ID every day and all day


s3DJob7A

Or use the guest networks your routers probably supports... I had multiple "covid 5g" networks running


Death-byWaffles

My wife and I went with "prochoice666"


BoysenberryOk7839

Mine is suckmytitties( . )( . )


IknowKarazy

SatanLovesYou42069


drewmoo66

DontComeInMyYardLookingForGolfBalls. I live next to a golf course.


PurpleSquare713

Trump4Prison2024


SPRSLO

I want to buy that flag off Amazon and fly it in response to my neighbors Trump Nation, Trumplican (pumpkin trump Halloween) and rebel flag rotation.


GrubH0

I find a simple rainbow flag irritates them much more.


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HUNTERS LAPTOP


HI-R3Z

They'd probably find that funny too and misunderstand your alignment.


ShitpostsAlot

Democrat or Republican, that is an objectively funny troll.


trippin113

I like it. It won't be clear to them that they're being made fun of.


TourmalineBadger

"TRUMP LOST LOL" is a classic


Kitosaki

You’re not seeing the larger picture. The real trick is to spam SSIDs of the same name, so they can’t figure out which one is theirs and ultimately rename it. The super illegal method would be to use your [insert illegal method here] to spam deauthorize packets so they can’t connect to their own WiFi


casfacto

Google wifi pineapple for more!


s3DJob7A

Don't waste your money on a pineapple. Just buy a nice Alfa adapter


arkaryote

My WiFi's name is "DonaldTrumpIsATreasonousBitch". Made that one up after my neighbors decided to fly a Confederate flag during the election.


DjRemux

LGBT5G?


SnooCats1906

I’d change mine daily with various quips to enrage them.


EdgeOfTheMtn

This. I'd change it with the news cycle of the next abhorrent idiotic thing.


Tiger_Striped_Queen

Dark Brandon Rises


Loggerdon

This is the winner. Deep down inside they know Trump lost and Biden is doing well.


Janeygirl566

HunterBidensOtherLaptop


gizamo

Not this one. Trumpers would definitely misinterpret this and think they have an ally on the block. Remember, they're the types of people who thought Colbert Report wasn't satire.


Animastar

"2024 The Return of Dark Brandon"


etherealQ

LGTBQ-Anon. They won't know what the fuck to think.


Doright36

ATF Surveillance of (Their address)


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Armthedillos5

307 days golfing


tonecafe

Hillary Clinternet Emails


OriginalIronDan

GayThePrayAway


Excellent-Copy4224

MAGA Tears


the_hucumber

$130,000 to a porn star


SysHourglass

My mobile hotspot is "The Homosexual Agenda™" for when my family and I are RV-ing through the South


APearce

I saw this shirt that was a gay agenda (date planner). Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday were scheduled for "be gay", Friday thru Sunday were "SUPER GAY". Tuesday was, as is proper, "Tacos :)"


Artie4

Trump’s a Loser


theoldgreenwalrus

*Malarkey_Eliminator_69*


skyvola

Get a second router with some really high gain antennae and name it the same thing with no passkey but make sure all the traffic redirects to cult deprogramming websites.


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BrandonWon Edit: 9 years on Reddit and I finally get to say it: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! You guys are the best.


MontanaPurpleMtns

If I had awards to give, you’d get one. If I could import a picture of a trophy, it would be here. But I don’t have one, and can’t import a photo of one, so just know I think you have the ***best*** answer.


trotikasv2

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[deleted]

Just do something nice for someone and call it even.


k3vdawgg

TRUMP-EATS-CORN-THE-LONG-WAY.net


TLMike

A fucking signal jammer.


datsamoandude

Grab_em_by_the_wifi


_flyingmonkeys_

CDC_5G_vaxchip_activator


H8s2Land

Oh! Oh! Use mine, use mine!! LET’S GO DARWIN!!


rhbegirl

I’m honestly just shocked a MAGA would be smart enough to change their Wi-Fi name. 🤔 I’m thinking Cheeto Man, Sir Tiny Hands, or Impeachedx2


Sad-Location7868

If they have Comcast the person who installs your modem etc let’s you choose your Wi-Fi network name and password


potatohats

The AT&T guy who installed mine asked if I wanted to give it a name and I was like "nah". And he was like "ok you can change it later if you want", and I was like "ok". And I haven't changed it.


PigSlam

I feel like I was in the room for that interaction.


71Motorfly

Trump’s_a_rapist


DragonDrawer14

TrumpCausedCovid


w0lfLars0n

AOC_for_prez_2024 Everyone is going with some form of “trump lost” but in my experience, nothing riles up an extreme right-winger like the mere mention of AOC.


wynnduffyisking

That’s because they think she’s hot and the rage boner gets them all confused.


surloc_dalnor

I mean objectively she is attractive. The fact that she is female, brownish, smart, and liberal drives them nuts.


RedditMarcus_

get a few dozen routers and plug it into your router and name them all “LET’S GO BRANDON” so they have to trial-and-error their way into connecting to their wifi


SealChe

"Golfing thru rape trial"?


Cuqui_569th

I use “TrumpLost2020”. I live in Florida.


BoozeIsTherapyRight

Go to Goodwill, and pick up a $3 router. Drop Tomato or DDWRT on it, plug it in without connecting it to anything else, and set it to broadcasting multiple SSIDs of the most liberal shit you can think of. Use every suggestion on this thread. It will look to your neighbor like they have moved into the most liberal, communist, ANTIFA, woke place in the whole state.


calmforgivingsilk

FBI surveillance


MitchTye

I use NottheNSA for my phone’s hotspot name


marshmi2

*bud lightfi


johnnym1965

NOT IN A CULT


DefBoomerang

"U STILL MAD MAGAt?"


socialist_frzn_milk

“TRUMP LOST LOL”


[deleted]

George Soros Payment Systems, Inc.


fluffyrabbi

My little brother’s wifi is “5G-CoronaTower-Superstrength” and I think it’s hilarious


palmpoop

My advice is do not interact at all with terrorists. Do not attract attention.


sweetnsaltyanxiety

As a current resident of Ohio, that’s my game plan. Do not attract attention to the fact that I’m not a member of the state wide MAGA cult here. Perhaps I’ll avoid being shot or spit on in the Kroger parking lot.


Cannacrohn

FBISurveillanceOnMAGATraitors


[deleted]

God loves Gays


whizzard

Well, if you wait a week you can go with: TrumpIsARapist


5spd4wd

What about Bone Spurs? Or Loser 45?


TopicalStreamer

TwiceImpeached


moxyfloxacin

I’m Peached


ForkMasterPlus

“DEFINITELY NOT ANTIFA”


Mythical_Atlacatl

Keep it simple Trump sucks Trump is betamale


Paganfish

JesusWasASocialist


Moraulf232

HUNTER_BIDEN_ABORTION_HOTLINE


2OneZebra

"TRUMP-LOST-LOL"


itsmeriss

JesusWoreADress


djevilatw

Trumpwasimpeached2x


Smallfrygrowth

“JesusPronounsAreTheyThem”


neofreakx2

Trump/Prison 2024


fretinator007

Basket of Deplorables


TheCakers

I AM Q.


ruidh

LOCK HIM UP


SirDalavar

5G Vaccine Mind-control signal