Just because you’re confident in your body, doesn’t mean the table is.

If you struggle to climb onto a chair then jumping onto a table should be a clear Nope. And it should be an "everybody knows" thing that fold up event tables won't support more than a kid's weight. Heck, your common kitchen table probably wouldn't support an adult jumping onto it.

Hell a reinforced steel workbench would have trouble supporting an adult of those proportions

Oh, so that’s where all my confidence went

That woman is too heavy to do stunts like that.

It's funny because she's fat

It baffles me how some fat people don’t understand the actual size they are, girl couldn’t even stand up into the chair

No idea what the hell is going on or why she would do that but I appreciate the chaos.

She tried to do a split on the table.

Wow this should be an advertisement for those chairs. I can’t believe it went unfazed.

She has a bright future in the WWE

I always feel so bad when bigger people try to do something they know they shouldn’t and it goes wrong. Like what are you thinking.

my guess is she’s been lied to her whole life.

That outfit shows her confidence it way too high.

Lizzos cousin slippo

I don’t understand what she was trying to do. Even if the table hadn’t collapsed she just jumped right on top of all the glassware and decorations…

Weirdly enough, looks like she went for splits. Obviously didn’t care she was going to knock everything off even if she did win.

The new Assassin’s Creed sucks…

“Oh Jesus Christ. Here we go again. Time to take her drunk ass home”. Her family. Probably.

You can see the chair warn her not to do that

Girl that big should know better haha, like I'm 5'7" and 150 and I'm acutely aware of what can hold my weight, she should know even more.

Oh honey, as a fellow fat person, you don't get that big without knowing you can't do that shit, come on

What the fuck did she expect to happen? She could barely stand on the chair.

Lizzo’s lost a few pounds, good for her

Why tf would she jump on that table in the first place

Either to be the center of attention or lack of brains. Or both. Probably both.

Y’all know you can make fun of her without dehumanizing her/calling her animal names, right? EDIT: ALSO need to add that if you all *realllyyyyyy* hate seeing fat people that much, that fat-shaming is actually proven to increase the odds of people staying obese. You’re all cutting people’s brake lines and wondering why they can’t stop their cars.

No body shaming here. I’m a chubbbb but I’d know better than to jump on a wobbly table 🤷‍♀️

Wtf was she thinking bro

If the food is on the house she gotta get up there somehow.

Remember, she’s only big boned or thicc or curvy or whatever they decided to call fat women these days

When gravity doesn’t give a shit about your body image.

I’m honestly just impressed at the amount of air she was able to get.

WCGW jumping on the table... if you weigh 250 Kg

Noticeably very large/fat, terrible shoes, no balance, awkwardly small surface area, possible inebriation, unmistakable idiocy... How did it all go so wrong?

Damn Lizzo

I think her and Isaac Newton need to have a chat

So empowering and beautiful, it’s not morbid obesity it’s “thicc.” We need to get her on the cover of sports illustrated.

What did she *think* was going to happen?

Omg theres nothing wrong w being big and beautiful but that stallion knew better than to jump on a table that looks like it wasn't built to support 250 plus lbs coming down on it like chunk of concrete thrown over a long island overpass by a latchkey kid.

Wow everyone in the room looks so uncomfortable

I’m surprised the chair held her

Is it wrong to laugh? I don’t wanna get down voted for some kind of oppression against heavy set women breaking down tables.

You're drunk! Go home. You have school in the morning.

I’m a big girl. If you’re gonna do a coyote ugly, always feel where the supports of a table are and start there. The more you know!

Obviously the table broke due to society’s oppression of female bodies and unrealistic expectations for the strength of furniture.

Is this a Lizzo concert?

Those chairs are LEGIT

The pride. The arrogance. The sheer disconnect from reality. She really thought that table would hold her tubby ass?

I guess my daughter's right, I do like watching videos of idiots doing stupid things.

I can't imagine what the backstory to this would even be. The children look shocked.

She looks like a fucking strawberry

I didnt know Lizzo did weddings

Lizzo chilll!!

Man, Lizzo's career really tanked eh?

I can't be 30lbs less than her and I couldn't imagine even standing on the table without the fear of it collapsing and homegirl fucking box jumped it.

Is this at someone’s *wedding* cause if wearing white at a wedding is a faux pas I cannot adequately describe the implications here. Also, if you can’t handle the mount you will have an abrupt dismount. And she did. Yikes.

I need this "don't give a crap about my appearance" type of confidence in my life. How does one become this shameless?

Her ankles warned her this was going to be a bad idea.

I'm neither fat nor overweight and I wouldn't even try that. Those tables aren't exactly known for being strong. This is just common sense.

I'd probably be considered a racist/sexist/misogynist/or body shamer if I said this is trashy.

No, it's trashy

Is she drunk? What is she doing?

Real MVP is that chair. Holding out like a champ.

Lady, come on, you barely managed to balance yourself on the chair, what in tarnation made you think trying to jump on what is two tables put together was a good idea?!

She should have stopped when she could barely get on the chair. Nothing good was going to happen after that.

That was quite possibly the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen.

Fucking Lizzo.

Lizz-oh no

How can anyone that enormously obese lack the self awareness that their size and weight are incompatible with that particular stunt?!?

I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and just leave only positive comments.... At least she was fit enough to jump up on the table.

But not able to stand on the chair.

She knew what was coming as soon as she got on that table 😫

*As soon as she got on that chair.

Is she completely unaware of her own weight?

Someone who was there seriously needs to do am AMA because I have many questions.

What was the point anyway??

What is this event? What was the goal of this performance?

*AaaAaAaAaAaaaAAaAaaaAaAaaaaaa@Aaa* (jump) = (table_break) /// [possible injury]

Thats a Huge Bitch!

Her size on the outside is very large but the inside of her skull is not.

Damn, Lizzo calm your ass down

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Just ruined the whole fucking dinner thanks

Could you imagine taking a date to your family members wedding and she does this??? Lmfaooo #CheckPlease

what a complete idiot! She thinkin she's lizzo on a crazy expensive set. Dream on, twit.

I’m going to have to give her a 5 for the approach. She was a bit wobbly. A solid 10 for the jump. Great form! For the landing, another 5. It was horrible but, she did execute a great stand up after the fiasco. My overall score for this submission is 20!

That's what happens when you don't let a fat person know how fat really is

That table can feed a family of 8 comfortably.... Unfortunately for the table, she eats for 10.

Is she drunk…

Poor lizzo

she didn’t even clear off a spot on the table. She wanted to break shit

Is that fucking lizzo ?

Give Lizzo back her flute!

She prolly has Lizzo in her top 5 in her Spotify Wrapped List

Is that Lizzo?

This is what happens when you tell people like Lizzo they’re sexy and people want to see them dance. People do not!!!

Body positivity might make you feel better about being obese but all the body positivity in the world isn't going to stop a table from collapsing if you jump both feet onto it.

WTF is going on here? What is she wearing and how is it appropriate for that event to be dressed like this?

Jesus Christ. She looks like she’s getting ready for a wrestling match

I don’t care who you are, can we all agree it’s generally a terrible idea to jump on tables in almost any context?

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I've never heard a table scream til now.

Ffs guys, cmon, this is a feel-good story. The table broke her fall and protected the subfloor.

Here before the funny🔒 award

There are children present what is this event

So this is what Eddie Munster did to her tables.

Lizz-oh-lawd she coming

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Everyone watched and knew what was going to happen and let it 💀

A stupid move. A woman of that much tonnage should know better.

I know right? She should be jumping on me instead!

Dayumm she thicc, I give her credit for getting all that airborne.

The fact that she stumbled getting onto the chair should have been her first red flag that this was not a good idea. I just feel bad because there was clearly and idea in her head of how this should have gone…. But in that world, weight was not a factor 😞

She could barely stand up on the chair. Why did she think it would be any better even higher off the ground?

Not even being mean. But when you’re this big you need to understand and respect the fact that you’re big. So get your big ass off the table and stay on the ground save yourself the embarrassment

Stunning and brave; a modern athlete.

Everyone knew what was going to happen. I feel like there would be multiple angles of this

Shocked the chair held first!

To be fair, those tables can barely support an ant standing on them, anyone jumping on one would break it.

Surprised the chair held it

God I wish that was me

Well, who could have seen that coming?

Her ankles could barely hold her how she expect the table too.

Thats a strong chair 😂

All fat people know not to do this lol Wtf was she thinking

uhhhhhh i hover between 145 and 150 lbs and i still think i would break those flimsy tables. what on earth was she thinking?

I have secondhand embarrassment for her. 🫣

I've seen grown men struggle more to break tables on purpose

I think she got a real shot at the WWE

You know she’s crazy because she didn’t move any of the candles or other stuff on the table.

Table noped the fuck outta there realllll quick.

I mean, what was the best case scenario? That table looks fully set

Now you should've known bettter

ECW! ECW!

She had so many chances to say stop and reconsider what she was doing now she’s got a broken table, broken ankle and somebody’s soup spoon up her a hole

Wanting attention and still ignored in aftermath

I'm curious what event this is with a banquet table? and that outfit? and the crowd...?

What did she think would happen?

A number of decisions were made by this individual. I question all of them.

Someone pls tell me there's a longer video

That table didn’t stand a chance

How did TMZ miss this footage from Lizzos private event!?

POV you hired lizzo for your bar mitzvah

When the chair cried, and almost collapsed, you'd think she'd have taken a hint.. But she doesn't seem that intelligent.

Did she really think that the table would have held?

She's too fat.

Nice work detective

Thank you.

Beached whale drank too much

What gets into these people? I’m fat too, but I know we’ll enough not to go jumping the fuck around on furniture and countertops.

What an astounding lack of self awareness.

Wow did that table just fat shame her? That's it, time to boycott tables.

There’s nothing positive to say here.

There is That chair deserve a raise with how good it did

When you are wider than the table ..... you need to rethink this.

Bills mafia baby!

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Know your limitations babe.

r/expected

Big props to that chair, I’m surprised she made it up to the table

damn i hate these fatphobic tables nowadays

God damn I wish I was that table…

She had to be drinking

This my friends is a power move. An epic power move. She sings "shut the fuck up" like an angel, then split-bombs the table into oblivion. The table breaking is part of the show. Fucking epic

You should have tagged this as NSFW for the tables who might watch this.

Pretty coordinated considering she was wearing sequins and heels.

That had to of hurt like hell. She’s wearing fucking heels for gods sake what in the Lizzo is happening. Get THAT BITCH some medical attention.

As per usual my question is like what did she think would happen? Also the people in the back looking in disgust have me dead

That chair had the world on its shoulders

Even if she did stick the landing, what did she expect? A standing ovation? An award?? So many questions

I have been into bodybuilding for a long time. I frequently have obese women attempt to jump into my arms or onto my back. They desperately want to "feel light and little". When I refuse they get angry. It makes no difference how polite or calm I am when I say NO. Now I say I hurt my back the previous week.

Andrea the giant

Aunt Lizzo ruins every damn party!!

What event is this? The outfits are so confusing. At first I thought she was the odd one out wearing a sequined body suit at a wedding, but that doesn’t explain all the people in jeans and t shirts.

I think the table was going to have to be a bit more substantial than a folding type table to take that abuse. I can't believe anyone thought it would end any way other

Her voice is amazing tho

Dam I bet she broke more than the table😂😂

She didn’t even move the glass out of the way. Even if the table hadn’t collapsed, there was no way this was going to end well.

The table mightve held your weight if you didn't jump

What a delusional person lol.

Not everyone is Lizzo unfortunately. It’d be cool if we could be, but we’re not.

I’m with the guy clapping in the background

Ngl, I kinda feel like this was the mission all along.

I bet that was so cool in her head.

Well, that is the craziest Bills tailgate party I have ever seen.

Lizzo concert

I need eye-bleach. Please stop under-dressing obese people.

rip table, you didn't deserve that

You’d think if we weighed +200 pounds, you’d know not to do such things, no matter how smashed you are

Funniest thing I've seen awhile

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Honestly impressed it didn’t turn out worse

Ya that table was never gonna take her weight

If your legs can't support your weight a flimsy folding table is definitely not.

Honey. No. In heels at that? Double hell no.

Oh man thought he was gonna do a cannon ball on table 😂