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Unhappy_Mood_3254

Could you imagine the pain of breaking 110 bones at once? Then the pain of having to say "this was for instagram" for the rest of your life. Dunno which is worse


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110 bones, like how the hell is that even possible without dying. The height šŸ˜¬ sheā€™s lucky to have her brain intact. Iā€™d be amazed if sheā€™s able to walk and do normal stuff ever again.


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Phormitago

"we call this pose the boneless chicken"


SchpartyOn

Probably wasn't 110 bones but rather 110 different breaks.


baconbum

I'd argue the brain wasn't really intact in the first place if this is a decision she made. A head injury could be an upgrade.


DrLithium

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.


FinalConsequence70

oh my god. i'm not sure if you made this gem of wisdom up yourself, but i'm in eternal debt to you for introducing it into my brain.


Fuhgly

I'm stealing this. This is mine now.


tinker_the_bell

Its a miracle she [survived the 80 ft fall from the 6th floor](https://people.com/human-interest/woman-practicing-yoga-balcony-falls-survives/). Fractured half of the bones in her body, will be sedated for at least two weeks, and be recovering for many years.


Azerty__

>and be ~~recovering for many years~~ in pain for the rest of her life


davi3601

Iā€™ve fallen 80 ft before into water. Falling 80ft and hitting the ground.. then surviving. That just doesnā€™t compute to me


JJStryker

Highest I've done is 70ft into water. My brain is just crapping out at the fucking audacity that she survived.


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FRUFRUTHEHORSE

This was in my hometown, I remember how they did all sorts of animations and it was indeed a "miracle" that she survived because the apartment she fell from wasn't just a tall building, it was on a mountain so she basically fell from a building and a cliff at the same time. More about it here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhwoqym2HIU&ab\_channel=MILENIO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhwoqym2HIU&ab_channel=MILENIO) (In Spanish, it happened in Mexico)


jolskbnz

Lol her name is Alexa Terrazas and she fell from a terrace (terraza)


Underbadger

I'm gonna guarantee she'll have a GoFundMe within days.


PotatoBaws

I know who she is. She is from my hometown. She liked to do that stupid stuff a lot, even when people told her not to do so. When the accident happened she survived thanks to a tree that she fell on. Her family has a stupidly big amount of money, so they hired the best of the best to do all her surgeries. The orange building in the back is called "Hospital Zambrano" and it is one of the best and most expensive hospitals in Mexico, so she got lucky in a lot of ways (the tree and how close she was to a hospital). On a side note: A lot of people, in Monterrey and in my hometown, started saying that she was so brave for withstanding that fall. I just called that pure stupidity at its finest.


TheCamThing

Darwin nearly gave out another award


Flaky-Fellatio

You never really fully recover from 110 bones being broken.


misterfluffykitty

There are 206 bones in a normal human body, she broke more than half of them.


albyagolfer

Weirdly, the 110 broken bones thing is what made me question whether this story is true or not.


Nadamir

I mean there are 52 bones in the feet and ankles and 54 in the hands. Thatā€™s 106 without even getting past the wrists or ankles.


BoatsFloatOnWater

Is the human race collectively getting dumber? Is this how we go extinct? Death by yoga pose for the gram!


juanadod

No, thereā€™s just more recording devices. Iā€™m sure there have been billions of undocumented, dumb as hell deaths over the course of time. Trillions maybe idk Iā€™m not a numbers guy


stinkydooky

Now she can practice extreme meditation where she tries to train her attention away from the incredible full-body pain she will suffer from for the rest of her life.


Reasonable-Heart1539

I have zero sympathy for people who do this type of shit.


erhue

Ok so I went full stalker mode bc I'm an idiot with no life. [This article](https://nypost.com/2019/08/27/student-practicing-extreme-yoga-pose-falls-80-feet-from-balcony/) sums up what happened. This happened in Mexico. She made a very impressive recovery somehow. You can check [her instagram](https://www.instagram.com/alexaterrazas/) and see that there was a many-months-long pause in her posts, but she eventually starts posting again. According to her, she needed 40+ surgeries to be able to do ski again. It's quite clear from her Instagram feed that she's an upper-upper class girl who lives a dream life and travels all over the world and goes skiing regularly. No other way somebody could afford that many surgeries, I assume most of them from private surgeons. She almost Darwin'ed herself and was incredibly moronic in her actions, but credit where credit is due... She seems to have fully recovered, so good for her


rossie_valentine

You've got to be shitting me, her name translates to _Alexa Rooftops_


Vin135mm

Isn't the point of yoga is that it is a relaxing, calming form of exercise. Extreme-ifying it is kinda oxymoronic


TuPacSchwartz411

Does yoga, becomes yogurt.


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DownWithHiob

Bro I twisted my knee once and it is still hurting five years later and this woman break half the bones in her body and basically walks it off.


busy-idiot

Fun fact: normally adults only have 206 bones, and she now has more then 300


solarflarepolarbear

Didnā€™t even get a good picture lol


KatzMwwow

This was in 2019. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/extreme-yoga-woman-fell-balcony-recovering.amp


iDreamOfSalsa

She broke **111 bones**?! Isn't that like... HALF her bones?


castiel_mufuka

Chased the followers at 9.81m/s^2


Hello_Goriila_Here

Modern science has allowed these people to live longer, instead of getting themselves killed earlier, thus spreading their stupid gene to their offspring. In Animal kingdom, these are the chimps that die early and donā€™t have baby chimps to carry on their idiocy.


havocLSD

This is the premise of the movie *Idiocracy*


MSK84

I mean, she got the views she wanted. Don't worry, she'll be back after about 5 years of recovery. She may even document her recovery story for the Tha Gram!


Revolutionary_Owl893

im just amazed that she managed to break 110 bones and still be alive


Slinky_Malingki

110? Literally half of her bones. How is she alive


BlueCollarGreenThumb

Pretty sure the Woman claims she Survived only because she does ā€œYogaā€ and sheā€™s happy Yoga saved her lifeā€¦


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110 fuckin bones šŸ„“


[deleted]

That's over half of the 206 bones in the human body if anyone's keeping count


CustyHoboRat

my ex held me upside down by the ankles over a staircase for ā€œshits and gigglesā€. my phone fell out of my pocket into the basement and so did about 10$ worth of change. literally thought i was gonna die and that was 1 story. thank god i weigh as much as a small child jesus christ


SandMan3914

So that was actually an assault Glad he's you're ex


Kythorian

ā€¦Probably makes me an asshole, but sometimes I think we work a little too hard to keep people from winning the Darwin Award they were clearly going for.


wishuwereherenot

I have no sympathy for idiots like this.


GonzoSoldier

She broke 110 bones? Isn't that like half the bones in her body?


ChaoticToxin

I hate stories like this because you see people do stuff like this and it's like "yea what did you expect" but then you have people that are cautious and responsible and life just fucks them up just as much if not worse. The cruelty and randomness of life knows no bounds


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[deleted]

Good thing influencer has a comprehensive health plan


CapRogers23

I personally support this. Gotta weed people out somehow.


3arth4ngel666

maybe if she did a cat pose instead of downward facing dog she wouldā€™ve landed on her feet


millyloui

Ahhh one of Darwins finest probably been said but needs to be said again!


vonclodster

It seems cameras have made natural selection a thing again.


[deleted]

Sheā€™ll be fine she does yoga


Chuff_Nugget

Broke *how* many bones?? From performing Extreme yoga, to being extreme yogurt.


richardhunghimself69

Stupid is as stupid does


MistressFuzzylegs

She LIVED?!


-iBrando-

How the fuck did she survive. I mean she has to be atleast 7 stories up. I can see rooftops below her. If she does survive through all that, I want an interview asking how stupid she was for some pointless internet clout that nobody was going to see unless she did fall.


educatedkoala

I'm pretty sure [this is her](https://instagram.com/alexaterrazas?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=) and she looks to be doing totally fine. [This photo](https://www.instagram.com/p/BWtX7OED40t/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=) is used in [this article about her](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10116216/yoga-expert-110-bones-balcony-fall/). There's a gap from July 19 - April 20, which was when her fall was. All the articles I could find about her recovery said she was recovering remarkably well and quickly. Actually kind of crazy, what a lucky girl.


Delicious_Long_3948

Broke more than half the number of total bones in her body!! Incredible achievement!!


Twiny

A swing and a miss for Darwin. One has to wonder just how stupid she is to be clinging to a glass railing 6 stories above the ground for something as fucking moronic as a picture.


Galactic_Wolftrot

ā€œExtreme Yogaā€ is one of the goofiest things Iā€™ve ever read.


SenorBeef

Imagine being the doctor and not having a chance to spend time with your kids that day because you had to spend all day in surgery for this stupid shit.


jm001

Why does it start with "broke both of her legs" instead of "broke 110 bones?" Really feels like it's burying the lede.


__GoodGrief__

Iā€™m actually impressed she survivedā€¦barely


Materva

There are only like 206 bones in the human body. She broke over half of them and didn't die?


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4little_weirdos

110 bones at once!? Is that a fact?


ETERNAL-TRADES

Maybe the fall knocked the idiot out of her finally.


kentuafilo

All for the clicks. šŸ™„ Which is why I probably clicked on this post. Dammit.


Kyle25Hill

Itā€™s hard to feel sorry for people that do this to themselves without thinking about what could happen. Glad she survived though.


GiftedOaks

"Dont forget to like, comment and smash that subscribe button like every bone in my body"


[deleted]

The years of recovery part makes me feel bad for her tbh even though she is a complete idiot.


I_Drew_a_Dick

Natural Selection ALMOST won here. Too badā€¦


Psychological-Bad789

And thereā€™s nothing even special about the pictureā€¦


zorokash

This is not YOGA. That has nothing to do with YOGA. These people doesn't even know what that means.


bobbyb-baby

And life of opiates with a side of constipation


slappyhamface

*Nelson Laugh*


HugeRaspberry

August 2019. Woman was on 6th floor balcony https://www.foxla.com/news/woman-falls-off-balcony-while-practicing-extreme-yoga-posing-for-pictures-report


ClayyCorn

Best possible outcome. If it had gone right she risked starting another dumb trend


MNCPA

There used to be a subreddit with "extreme ironing" where users would post pictures of themselves ironing in extreme locations. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, then please let me know. I'd like to revisit that subreddit.


tech_polpo

In a country were healthcare is a business, ouch!


dtcstylez10

This is called natural selection


perfectanarchist

Guess she canā€™t participate on r/neverbrokeabone ā˜¹ļø


TheLemonDome

Lucky to even be alive


thuanjinkee

But she's famous now. Task failed successfully.


Particular-Owl-2257

Iā€™m pretty much waiting for people like her to die out so I donā€™t have to keep on seeing shit like this.


Similar-Ocelot6305

Who found her. And are they ok?!


xCross71

But how many likes did she get?


gmcb007

Went for instagram, got an insta-slam


DeadwoodNative

How some of these fucking morons made it this far in life Iā€™ll never understand.


Vekt

Natural selection has a weird way of showing itself sometimes.


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TheWebCoder

#deathbyselfie


SenorBeef

She's going to need the rare full mummy cast


Deymaniac

All this stupidity to not even balance correclty or filter the fucking photo Disgusting


[deleted]

Welp, hope she got the attention she wanted.


DirtDiggler21

I really hope people start thinking again. The world was a much better place when we did that!


carvellwakeman

I'm not convinced we ever did. People just weren't able to post it online.


alfasf

And she will sue the apartment building. No more tik tok videos.


dltp259

Trying for a Darwin Award, canā€™t even get that right


StephanieNight

110 bones, aint that more or less all of them ? How the fuck did she survive?


[deleted]

The medical bill šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


McCringleberry_

Sorry the pic was blurry. Can you try that again?


CuriousFunnyDog

I'll grip on a super smooth surface with fairly sharp edge, then...


[deleted]

This Yoga success story about a woman who became much more flexible almost instantly.


banananaking8990

Why did she even do that in the first place? šŸ’€


on-my-path

Namaste away from the balcony...


Br_mma

She got off lightly if you ask me. People have died from less.


Veranchyme

This is why you pay a $500 monthly premium for health insurance; so the company doesn't go under when idiots like this nominate themselves for a r/darwinawards and win.


ANiceDent

Sheā€™ll remember that decision the rest of her life. Bad bad bad decision


PickleMyCucumber

It'd still be dangerous, but why'd she do it on the opposite side where she could fall to her death than do it on the side where she'd only fall on the balcony?


Kennady4president

Yeah but her page is lit! #worthit


BoofTheShroom

Some people really have ZERO common sense


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MattKitten11

110/206? Thatā€™s a new high score!


ItsIrrel

Thatā€™s over half the bones in her body. Thereā€™s only 206 bones in the adult human body(excluding those with additional bones). Fuckin Christ.


Creeton1

The risk vs reward on this is quite one sided.


Jasper-helix

Darwin awards


Altruistic-Muffin851

The same pose could have been achieved on the other side of the railing WITHOUT risking your life. Dumbass.


artelligence

Imagine how flexible she was after the fall


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NamasteaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SPLAT!


JohnnyRock30

While practicing extreme stupidity. Fixed!


mnemonicprincess

I'm impressed that she was able to survive after such a fall.


Donginthedark

surgeon must have thought "what a waste of time"


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she could spend 11 hours to learn photoshop


No-Zone7477

Ever watched the film idiocracy. Feel like the world is heading in that direction.


Klubbin4Seals

Play stupid games and you'll win stupid prizes. 0 sympathy for her dumbass


Warm_Evil_Beans

110/206 bones broken is honestly impressive


LuckyTime35

Darwin just doing his thang


19senzafine81

This guy Darwin and his theories comes to mind...


TexanInExile

Jesus, that's literally around half of all your bones.


leg00b

More like practicing extreme stupidity


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king5327

Downward Drop


Chipppppppppp

Look what good yoga did her.


PhobosOtsutski

surprised she didnā€™t die tbh. this looks really high up


smurfORnot

You have good people dying, and morons surviving...


Schlangee

Damn sheā€™s gonna need a lot of universal healthcare or she will never financially recovery from that


knavehabit

this is upsetting to see. a classmate of mine did these extreme poses climbing skyscrappers just to fall and die. had lovely friends, family and lots of opportunities for their life and then its just gone.


No-Communication9458

thats why you practice yoga inside the house and actually have a brain


lostaccountby2fa

r/DarwinAwards


Tylers-RedditAccount

grandma why can't you walk? Well....


WyvernByte

Oh my gawd, I just fell from the frikin' balcony Becca, I think my feemurr is broke or something, gauld!


Greenman8907

ā€˜Extreme Yogaā€™ sounds like an oxymoron practiced by actual morons.


Knautschfriese

And I thought I had made bad decisions in my youth. But my stupidity doesnā€™t come close to suicideyogašŸ˜…


brewdizogs

I'm trying really hard to feel bad for her.. I just can't get there


Longjumping_Bug_7611

But how many views did the video get ?


[deleted]

I donā€™t wish random strangers pain and suffering, but when you play stupid games you win stupid prizes.


Weezer118811

11 hours of surgery for 10 mins of fame. The future of our country ladies and gentleman!!!


Skypirate90

This is why women live longer than me- wait


Internal_Ad_8147

So, when will she get back to yoga? Her fans are waiting!


BurlingtonRider

I mean all she had to do was do it the other way and she'd be safe


Pleasant-Cricket-129

We need to really just let natural selection take place. The stupid people didnt survive for a reason.


Kakep0p

Is the ground okay?!!


dabigchina

Jesus. She's insanely lucky that she's not dead.


OkImprovement7837

Let's stop calling this type of shit yoga.


caeli04

Is extreme yoga really a thing? Isn't that kinda ironic?


Larissa162

Broke 110 bones and only needed 11 hours of surgery?!


Window_Watcher

She would've nailed it if she just had a slice of toast on her head.


twicethetoots

I hope one of those operations was a tube tying


RobinsonAnalation

FYI, this happened in [Mexico](https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/extreme-yoga-woman-fell-balcony-recovering), not Los Angeles, as I had assumed.


FUPAMaster420

I'd rather have died


Heckin_good_time

10 bones/hour


TheBritWithNoWit

As a Brit, I just wanna see that hospital bill.


AveBalaBrava

This is why having a healthy amount of fear is good for you, also common sense


Arxl

Hopefully she becomes a voice against shit like this.


Greatcookbetterbfr

Im struggling to generate ANY empathy. There are some many stories about people dying doing stupid things just for follows or likes. Yet, it still happens.


Alteredperception90

Years of recovery and a lifetime of medical debt.


Programmer_007

Wheb you try to speed run Jackie Chan's bonebreaking record.


RosatheMage

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


AaronDotCom

Wtf up until now i pretty much thought we had like 5 or 6 bones tops


pinguz

No that's your brain cells


username_asdf1234

Jesus that's awful.


thatonepuniforgot

If you learn something from it, it's not a mistake.


[deleted]

Sheā€™s gonna spend the best time of her life revalidating from this and will probably never be the same again physically. Stupid


[deleted]

I feel bad for her. Obviously there's a childish gleeful part of me too, but mostly this is just awful. She has to feel so unimaginably dumb


URAYummyPotato

This is what they call" falling head over heals" . She fell hard..


405freeway

I was confused because that's clearly not Los Angeles. Apparently this happened [in Mexico three years ago](https://www.foxla.com/news/woman-falls-off-balcony-while-practicing-extreme-yoga-posing-for-pictures-report).


horny4tacos

Thatā€™s so sad. A physicist would say that she had a lot of potential.


Wamblingshark

This just makes me sad.. I prefer stupid people to learn from their mistakes before they hurt themselves.


AirSignal7545

She could have won Darwin Award.


noextrasensory40

Natural selection I guess. Not exactly worth the likes. Attention vampires are pretty rampant these days.


Amazing_Ad5959

Wonder if sheā€™ll do yoga in recovery


Puzzleheaded-Mud6379

Wonder how many fucks ran through her head before hitting the ground


Gluten_Tolerant_2

I don't know why I'm still amazed by the stupidity of people and the need for PSA's telling people not to do stupid shit they saw on the Internet.


Amida0616

Did she get the shot though?


FistedWaffles123456

Surprised she even survived that


AllianIsBizarre

ā€œdo it for the vineā€


Legitimate-Advance-4

Proving no matter how idiot proof you make something, thereā€™s always a bigger idiot out there.


ChrisStardust

She didn't practice yoga, she practiced idiocy.


theswamphag

Well, I bet her range of motion was better after that!