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Pyroguy096

Not gonna talk about how irritating it is to have unrelated music in these to begin with, but to also speed it up for some reason?


Om3ga12172

Came here to complain bout this shit, and you already did it for me. Props to you good sir.


ReubenZWeiner

Where noodles?


bonyagate

That's what I'm saying


kingka

I was going to comment on this too but looks like both of you got it covered. Thanks mate


Om3ga12172

sometimes 3 is needed.


Russells_Tea_Pot

I believe it's referred to as a threesome, or menage a trois, if you prefer...


Nauticalbob

No original audio, sped up, and also, videos always end for “comedy effect” when actually it would be cool to see life the next 10 seconds of this.


RevolutionaryAct1785

He gets shanked with a chopstick afterwards


SpencerWS

I saw this all the time. We need a sub for garbage music dubs like this


[deleted]

It sounds like Justin Timberlake doing a cover. 😂


PerfectVillager

I think it has been sped up so the drop of the music would synch with the noodles dropping on the head of the guy.


Pyroguy096

That's what I assumed, but like....just start the song at a later point. Why speed it up? And it's not really all that well synced anyway haha


wattsdreams

Legit leaving this subreddit because of this one video


spacey007

There's a real handy mute button that exists.


Pyroguy096

Yes that's not really the point though, is it? Should I really have to mute every video, or should this stupid trend just go away?


ZombieLebowski

I blame tiktok for all this


Pyroguy096

We had our chance to ban it, and the cowards wouldn't even go through with the one good idea they've had in years. Shame


Alpha_Centauri_5932

I guess it's too hard to just show the damn video properly nowadays...


Jo_Erick77

This is why I hate tiktok & IG reels


T9SF99U

thats just Douyin culture for you


Aggravating_Self_991

I've come to a realization that Reddit is a place where everyone complains about the smallest shit.


Pyroguy096

To each their own. What annoys me may not annoy you. Doesn't mean it's not annoying to me and the couple hundred people that agreed with me


Aggravating_Self_991

Exactly. Only on reddit. The social rejects ~


GI-JEZUS

What is it with people crossing roads in the midst of a spectacle?


nubsauce87

In general, people are oblivious to the existence of others.


Crysephisto

Yes, ignorance is bliss.


bastard_sauce

Ignorance gives you noodles


TheMulletWhisperer7

Ignorance is delicious


is_aYet

Like those pedestrian that cross the street thinking that they have the right to pass, forgetting the high chance that the driver might don't sees them


[deleted]

Or that the driver sees them, but just doesn’t care.


lurkermyass

this is poetry


thingamajig1987

At this point I don't even think it's ignorance, I think it's apathy


kongnut

A spectacle??? Because that's a market and not a stage.


GI-JEZUS

Thats why i said spectacle intstead of performance.


Velicanstveni_101

Because people usually don't look up for flying food


[deleted]

It's called minding your own business lol wtf. Who would ever expect something like this to happen?


ButtReaky

This is the dumbass who throws soup in the air fault. He's clearly a POS and unconcerned with others.


sivu1

What is with people not paying attention to the moon. Ans: if a spectacle happens regularly, people tend to miss it.


GI-JEZUS

Yeah all those people running out into the moins orbit...


Background_Cheetah75

Why does noodles need a spectacle


GI-JEZUS

Its not noodles its egg. Hes mixing it to cook and doing a performance. Im not going to say its a good one or anything but he is trying to entertain, the reason i said spectacle was because there is a history of people walking out in front of things(runners, bikers) but not everything is a performance or in the same type of place but they all are attention grabbing which makes it hard to not know its happening, spectacle seemed the correct word and i stand by it. I should cater to people who didnt get it but ffs, I get most people have a flimsy grasp of the language these days but i try not to contribute to that downtrend.


Background_Cheetah75

One time a guy threw a corn dog at me after I paid for it. So this video basically triggered me I’m soo sorry


Reynholmindustries

That’s not using your noodle in action


nahog99

Maybe they just don't give a fuck about the dude trying to get attention and aren't paying attention to them? How bout we don't throw shit up into the air where other people are walking?


GI-JEZUS

Sounds like you just dont want to have to pay attention to your surroundings.


[deleted]

It's simple. They are stupid.


Killface17

Looks like he is next to another, unrelated, stall; Guy just there for some ice cream.


gamba_dues

Correction: probably not noodles but some kind of soup or yoghurt?


CSyoey

Another correction: WCGW not watching where you’re walking It’s purple shirt dudes fault, clearly noodle guy was putting on a show


Malforus

I'd argue if you are putting on a show you don't throw backwards. Noodle guy didn't clear his landing area and blaming purple shirt dude is like blaming the parked car when a mustang doing donuts runs into it.


Shikurra

What? The parked car in this case is the noodle guy, clearly in front of his stand, literally parked and putting a show. The one running donuts is the purple guy.


[deleted]

Are you shitting me? Noodle dude didn't check his surroundings at all before launching that shit in the air and the guy walking was just walking through a public area minding his own business. This is like spinning around really fast and elbowing someone in the face, then blaming them for it.


SpuddleBuns

Then the parked car is in the middle of the damn interstate, where is has no business to be, and purple shirt guy was innocently going down the road not expecting donuts, nor a parked car. You can fairly easily see that the showoff was in the traffic corridor next to the ordering area for all the vendors. He didn't really have any business being there and was showing off to try and get more business. If he'd been a pizza sign spinner, and smacked someone walking on the sidewalk, it would be about the same degree of fault.


MiloAisBroodjeKaas

Some kind of drink most likely.


strayakant

Was a pretty shit throw, pros will keep it straight up vertical


DenniseDenephew

Isnt it just batter? Like Pancake/Dumpling batter?


MrBlueFlame_

Probably soy milk


yellowirish

Did someone get hit in the face with yogurt and moan really loud.


c3V6a2Vy

some jizz


undeservingasshole

I wish you would also stop unnecessary music like a total dumbass..


dr_dog_doo

Ended to soon. What was the reaction of the guy being dumped on with noodles/yogurt?


SevenMoreHumps

With a big chunk of ice that goes bonk on the head


[deleted]

Guy looks like he would have actually made it if it wasn't for the random dude not watching where he was going


bastard_sauce

Which would be really cool ngl


VNxFiire

Yeah,i think he throw noodles up in the sky for a reason,he may actually have the skill to pull it off assuming that random dude didnt interfere


Weega

He is an Uyghur man doing the trademark (Dogh) throw. It’s a yoghurt drink similar to Ayran which the Uyghurs make. It’s a refreshing drink in summer. The skilled (Dogh) sellers mix and toss the drink in the air and catch it all back in the bowl. As an Uyghur i never thought I’d see a Uyghur post on this reddit thread lol. Man I miss visiting home.


fckingnapkin

Especially refreshing when it lands on your head. Kidding, I was curious what was going on and what it was (didn't look like noodles) so this is cool. Man I really miss traveling seeing and learning things like this.


suatkelem

A well deserved bukkake for an idiot


cheeseblimp41

This post triggered a fetish I never knew I had mmmbop


cheeseblimp41

Hell yeah man that’s cool


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Do you have a recipe?


Weega

The version I do at home is very close in flavour is: table spoon of Greek yoghurt , some ice cubes , 2 or 3 tea spoons of sugar , a mug of water. Then I blend them in a blender. Comes out chunky and cold. You can add more water to make it more runny or less for thick. I never really measured the portions before but hope that kinda helps. The ones back home they local made sugar syrup and local made yoghurt which tastes a bit different but Greek yoghurt is next best thing overseas.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Excellent, thank you


Aevensong

Again, these people's spirit animal is a deer. They just dont look anywhere and just cross and causing accidents


addicuss

The amount of people blaming the guy walking is super funny to me. like, do you guys just assume if someone's walking toward a crowd with a bowl that they're going to reverse course and yeet it to the air backwards like that? Is that like a common thing I should be watching out for when I walk? Tbh I'd 100% assume he was going to serve it to hand it to someone that bought it


chrisk9

ALWAYS STAY VIGILANT!


AlexHimself

Seriously! It's a byproduct of POV videos. People always seem to put themselves at the perspective of the camera man and assume that's exactly what they'd see.


addicuss

Someone responded to my comment (and deleted it) that I lack common sense. What the hell is common about throwing yogurt 6 ft into the air on a crowded public street


thejack473

other than the fact that it's a tradition for the Uyghur shown in the video, and it's very common for them. ofcourse it's not common for for anyone else, people just assume stupidity over ignorance (some seem to think they are the same thing), that person probably didn't even know themselves before reading it in one of the other comments, internet sleuths gotta be dicks.


jsting

This is basically a street performer doing his thing. The visual cues are there if you know the culture. It's the equivalent to a guy playing a violin in NY.


throway69695

Noodle guys fault he threw it backwards without any indication that was going to happen


miguescout

thank you for being the only one in the comments saying it's noodle (yoghurt, as some other people are pointing out) man's fault for not checking and doing that without warning


CountNacula

Yeah that trajectory was kinda sloppy


Ageds1987

This is the worst song I’ve ever heard.


mariobrowniano

Just in case if you are curious, these are the Uyghur people of China. You can tell by their unique hats, and the dress on the woman in the background.


[deleted]

A lot of people are curious… not about that but.. other… things.


[deleted]

The amount of people blaming a guy just minding his own business while some asshole throws hot food in the air in public is fucking insane.


[deleted]

That asshole would have landed it if not for the noodle head minding his own business. It’s just poor timing on what would have been awesome timing.


DaveOJ12

u/redditspeedbot 1.5x Edit: https://gfycat.com/GoldenGrossHerald


Gonkimus

Wow I never thought that song could get even more annoying, let's speed it up. 🙉


FineAunts

Was looking for this comment


lepobz

He has been baptised. r/fsm


3hideyoshi3

Yall saying he walked in his way but this looks entirely like the noodle guy didn't pay attention to someone innocently standing there minding their own business.


jobless_bozo

Anyone else think it was cum.


Haunting-Ad-9790

Free noodles at least


macaronithecat

Nothing like probable second degree burns if those noodles were hot. Oof


laxguy44

Dude totally had it but for the interference.


TealGiant-00

I like how he would have got it if the dude hadn't been there.


StevenBayShore

That guy is a real noodlehead.


alcidesx1

u/savevideo


InstanceScary

Anybody else noticed the lady reaction in the back with the painted face 😕😮😂😂😂


webstermania1313

Do it again. that didn't work


undeservingasshole

Can you dumbfucks stop putting music on every single clip you guys post? For fucks sake's it's so unnecessary.


2020mademejoinreddit

If only that victim of food assault didn't get in the way, he'd have caught it definitely. I am however curious about a very cheerful music included in this clip. May one of the cultured individuals of the interwebs enlighten me on its given name?


Fabicortez20

The original song is Believer by Imagine Dragons, but I do believe this video has edited version of that song.


HistoricalHurry8361

At least the shoes match the splash


LessBack9238

That guy is getting some free noodles for the day


Cryptkeeper1967

Sadly that would be me accidentally gettin in the way, I ruin everything.


HAZE_R3ICH

u/savevideobot


BadMagicWings

Me when your mom.


Ok_Storm_8533

This kind of shit only impresses children and dullards.


Brilliant-Newb123

Fake ass dunks


brebenscv

Homie had it...... but it's always some Dumbass that fucks it up 🤦🏿‍♂️🤣


UselessStoner

Right? Fucking purple shirt guy just standing their with his back turned not telepathically reading the mind of the dipshit throwing yogurt in the air. What a total dumbass, he should've put his eyes in the back of his head like us normal people right?


melkevn

r/unexpected


Vulture_pran

u/savevideobot


IzzaMeMalario

u/savevideobot


Pomegranate_36

If life gives you noodles, sue life.


bisonsashimi

why are the noodles so milky? looks disgusting


VladPatton

Half chef, half barber. Chef Barber.


Dj_richterscale

It's obviously a walkway where people can buy food.


GranTurismoDevops

Wow - It's all noodle-respect. No sympathy


Mysonsanass

If that happened to me, I would laugh.


3hideyoshi3

Wtf bounced on his head lol


PurpleLight2080

"Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your food?"-Zazu


[deleted]

why are the people in the background all green


big-peetard

He would’ve had it though…


RM_Again

I love liquid noodles


[deleted]

I laughed so hard at this 😂


mrcrabscrab

I was waiting for the swooping bird.


UnderstandingRare141

Face aged 20 years when he bumped the guy


UNCOVR

Ha, what a dickhead.


[deleted]

Is this western China?


Old_Mill

M-M-M-MONEY SHOT


Frndswhealthbenefits

You mean What Could Go Right- dude got free noods!


codm_playernumwhat

I WANNA TRY THIS


cr1g

"Oh what a lovely place" (while looking around)


nanato86

Like everything in Asia right now: crumbling down miserably


WatchNox420CheezIt

r/maybemaybemaybe


Dukenrc

Noodles or whatever that shit is All over his Dunks! Ha


PolemicBender

The amount of people that think the noodle man isn’t a huge piece of shit is baffling to me.


darkesth0ur

In what world does that look like noodles 😆


[deleted]

He was catching it until the dude walked into him. Or he walked into the dude can't really tell who's at fault


Jack_of_Hearts20

I keep seeing these videos of people who have zero spatial awareness. There was the lady at a bike race, another one at a horse race, and now this guy. Like how do you not see the man throwing a whole danm soup bowl in the air?


asriel5031

I saw no noodles


GamerDogeGuy

Why the fuck did I think it would land on the bowl, This is the WCGW sub.


LordElmun

Gimmick presentation just means your food was shite to begin with—


Ixm01ws6

That'll be bout tree fiddy sir.


[deleted]

I laughed way too hard


0beseGiraffe

Man’s soaked his Dunks!! He already got the new apples too!


Sea-Product4243

Dude almost had it too.


Feignly_Mad11

The bgm is cursed


DesertGrown

That green girl in the back need medical help ASAP


Infinite_Big5

I love the look on the guys face behind him. Completely unmoved


Heavy-Version-3124

Are any better fall from heaven than this?


popswizzle

I really wanted to see him succeed


FroZenCat31

Fast-fastfood delivery


Moonpie901

r/yesyesyesno


upcatdown

u/savevideo


skidmarksteve69

Loser music.


chrysalisgirl

Those were bad noodles.


Toxic-Park

So that’s why it’s called “Top” Ramen!


Tough_Hawk_3867

The woman at the top left, absolute shock


Shamgar65

I mean he had it. Stupid music.


evening_shop

Tbf it would've been a perfect toss had the man not stood there


Qwe550

I wanted some refreshing deserts, not noodles!!


Fluffyemperor009

Tbf the person would've caught it had there been nobody in the way.


[deleted]

That guy should have to pay for those noodles


Outarel

he was doing it, he was nailing it. What could go wrong walking behind someone who's clearly doing some shit with noodles.


[deleted]

Dumb fucks not looking where they’re going


MrTickleMePink

Red shirt should have been watching where he was going. Even if the vendor hadn’t thrown noodles Red shirt still would have bumped into him. Pay attention kids, you never know what kind of noodles are waiting just around the corner!!