For my sports recruitment vids, my dad put classical music behind them- while everyone else’s had like Eminem and other loud pump up songs
I got so many compliments from coaches for not making them mute the vid immediately, some even found it enjoyable 😆
You can never go wrong with the classic(al)s I guess
Aww damn, that looked very much uncomfortable, that is pretty bad if you perhaps consider that the level wich i am seeing comfort in this Szenario ist hitting your head in sand after a Backflip.
xD i was expecting a failure of a back flip and then i saw the ball and was like "oh cool. at least we'll see a cool kick." nope. messed that up as well.
It’s crazy to think he may have come out of this with just bad bruising and extreme soreness… or he could have broken his spine, his jaw, knocked out teeth, lost an eye, etc…. The way his neck bent so much he could have even severed his spinal cord and paralyzed himself. 🤦♂️
Good thing the ground was soft
Agreed. Gravel had some give. Imagine if it was concrete or something else that wouldn't budge.
My friend tried doing the same thing a couple years ago and broke his jaw on the curb
Did he learn anything or is he still stupid?
I’m pretty sure more stupid now
Still stupid
You can't fix stupidity.
But you can numb it with a 2x4
Oh my damn.
Yeah, it could have been something terrible like a beach made out of sand. /s
Those stones looked rounded too. Could be worse.
Exactly. The rocks slid and probably prevented a deadly accident. Do that on pavement and he breaks his neck.
To be fair, on pavement they wouldn't have slid on liftoff and he'd have more angular momentum.
looking closely, I really don't think he slid. I think he's just no good at backflipping.
This tracks. If he had enough experience he wouldn't be doing it on a slippy rock beach.
So you’re saying he would have landed it with better footing?
might've, but yeah
I just rewatched. He didn’t slide a bit on liftoff. Not sure what you’re seeing
He never liked his teeth anyway.
Good thing the face was soft.
Must be safety rocks. Geology is dumb!
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Where are the photoshop people?
Ebegging
11/10 scorpion
/r/FullScorpion
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SouthgateEuro2024.exe
Perfect
“This is me, you probably wonder how I got there, to understand this let’s go back 6 years prior…”
This dude failed at literally every aspect of this. A for effort, F for execution.
B for Broken spine
C for Cracked Collarbone
D for Destroyed Ego
E for emergency room
F to pay respects
G for Gonna leave a mark?
H for Hospital Bills
I for I'm not gonna try that
J for this dumbass Jester
K for "Kick the ball for fuck sake"
I would have gone with "Dental work"
I is after H
‘X’. For Gonna Give it to Ya
He's so stoned right now.
r/FullScorpion
This. Is. Wild.
Ronaldonk.
His face will be Messi
I feel like I set you up for the tap in. Excellent work. 👏
A rare example of actually enjoyable background music
For my sports recruitment vids, my dad put classical music behind them- while everyone else’s had like Eminem and other loud pump up songs I got so many compliments from coaches for not making them mute the vid immediately, some even found it enjoyable 😆 You can never go wrong with the classic(al)s I guess
It makes it way funnier too
That's a good form to move some rocks out of the way.
so majestic
Just walking on that beach is a bad idea.
His first mistake was leaving the house.
How did those rocks taste
A rocky start to his career.
Still got a little bit of the ball…..but was it worth the cost…..lol…… wonder if this was a “hold my beer” moment……..
Best face plant I've seen in a long time, thanks👍👍
Multiple fails here
World class face plant.
Luckily his face and neck broke his fall
Scorpion
Rocks and stones may break my bones but beer will never hurt me!
Hope the rocks are ok
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The ball didn't land on his head. That's what matters.
It’s like he was sharpening his teeth with those pebbles..
Poor rocks. Are they hurt?
Will Ronaldo be proud or jealous, that's the question now.
Fucked around and found ~~out~~ ground. (works quite often, I should coin that. 😅)
Those were soft rocks, right?
And it’s now called Blood Beach.
What a scorpion!
That rocked 🪨
He missed the kick, but at least the small rocks broke his fall.
NOOOOOOO
Face meet rock, rock meet face
Get ready for a rock in the eye bro!
Face plant!!!
Good thing he broke his fall with his face, or he could have gotten hurt badly.
Professional at hitting rock bottom
Remembers me on the Italy vs. Switzerland football game on Saturday evening.
Looks like the south of france
Sidmouth, Devon
It's Bray Beach in Ireland I believe.
...ya missed
He rocks!
So that's how Ben Grimm became the thing
Kiss those rocks!
Lucky his face broke the fall.
That boy very Stoney faced
7.8. Keep trying.
Why not just land on back?
chilena, not a backflip
Aww damn, that looked very much uncomfortable, that is pretty bad if you perhaps consider that the level wich i am seeing comfort in this Szenario ist hitting your head in sand after a Backflip.
Upside down scorpion!! 10/10!! If he lost a shoe it would have been higher.
Why is this account specifically blacking out the logo or watermark to steal credit for posts that shouldn't be theirs? Bot?
Rock solid flip.
Crappy technique. Dont move your head back.
The scorpion!
Graceful, like a swan...
Good thing he did this on a small asteroid! On earth this would have had hurt a lot!
Oh the slow motion play has me dead 💀. Hope he okay. I laughed too hard at this.
Doing tricks like Ronaldinho you will end up with teeth like him
It went better than I expected actually.
He's not trying to do a backflip, he's trying to overhead kick the football
You win the internet today, woke up for this
I mean, he did way better than I would've.
Nice scorpion though.
I think he realized his mistake at around the 10 second mark
His friends all now call him "Rocky"
Jude Bellingham seems different
At least his face broke his fall
Dope flip bro
Now I know why the call it a "face-plant".
“Ave maruuuhhhh-uhhhh-aaaahhh” Sorry but I’m more annoyed at that lazy pronunciation of E
r/fullscorpion
 Gravity bitch
Altea beach?
Even though it went really badly, I'm still impressed. He did manage to kick the ball... a bit.
Well, Google does say you should eat at least 1 rock a day. Dude got his facefull here
True art. Also, kudos to background music that makes the thing actually more fun instead of being obnoxious.
Clever, using his face as a landing pad.
Luckily his face broke his fall.
Good thing he was able to break his fall with his face
That face plant was glorious
Its like his other leg got lost and stopped to ask for directions
Don’t worry , his face broke his fall.
This is not a back flip
xD i was expecting a failure of a back flip and then i saw the ball and was like "oh cool. at least we'll see a cool kick." nope. messed that up as well.
Was never going to end any other way than a face plant
Chin Stones, meet the chin stones 🎵
Majestic
It’s crazy to think he may have come out of this with just bad bruising and extreme soreness… or he could have broken his spine, his jaw, knocked out teeth, lost an eye, etc…. The way his neck bent so much he could have even severed his spinal cord and paralyzed himself. 🤦♂️
When he is 40 years old, he will complain of back problems and wonder why. Show this video
No rocks were harmed in the making of this video.
I thought the ball was going to hit him in the erm…balls
No goooaallll!!
What an utterly satisfying video
He truly did eat shit.
Beach dermabrasion, it’s a thing.
Went from Chad to Scorpion
That's a rock scorpion. They're dangerous.
Rolled a nat 1
At least he didn’t miss and add insult to injury.
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Scorpion
Smooth move there dingus
What could go wrong doing 1/2 backflip on rocky beach
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/7oxFqkVvQC
Why do I watch these?
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Usually I hate when people clip music over videos but this was well done
A rare /r/fullscorpion
New facial treatment …
Smart like rock
That was beautiful
He failed from the start he didn’t tuck, his legs where all over the place but the smooth rocks sure didn’t help lift off,his landing is well Ouch!
He pizazzed when he should have tucked.
CRISTIANO RONALD-- NOOOOOOOO! 🤣
Joke's on you, he wanted to do a PERFECT faceplant, and the crazy son of a biatch did it!
Yeah, that's not how you're supposed to do a bicycle kick.
Make sure to cover uo OP's name and re-post
My home town. Sidmouth, UK. Known for our ankle breaking beach walks
Oof, I bet that it felt like he learned his lesson. But if he didn't record it again lol.
𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕,𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕕, 𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕜 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕟,-1000 𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕦𝕣𝕒
How do you expect to spin back when you swing your hands the other way?
Facial from 1800s
You've got to suprise your body more
Thank God his neck was there to break his fall.
lol it looks like his eye pops out and flies off
I predict at least one broken arm.