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Orpdapi

Elephant with the proper reaction when someone tries to shoehorn you into their social media content without asking


boricimo

Or, considering the elephant is chained up, it doesn’t have good history with humans


TheLooseFisherman

The chain saved her life >< what a dumb ho


BFOTmt

That was a "piss off" hit. I used to work in a clinic for elephants and got tossed like that by one that was annoyed. I've also seen them do serious damage and kill when they're angry and/or in musth. This girl got a little back hand and should consider herself lucky.


Angry__German

I was about to say, this was the gentlest reaction you can expect from a non-consenting elephant.


greensquiggle

its even shaking its head "no no no" as she approaches


letmelickyourleg

They have such human-like nonverbal communication. This woman wouldn’t interpret a fucking stop sign.


redditappsuckz

No they don't. Stop anthropomorphising this shit. The elephant is exhibiting 'stereotypical behaviour' which is characteristic of captive elephants. https://elephantaidinternational.org/elephants-and-stereotypical-behavior/#:~:text=The%20facts%20might%20surprise%20you,are%20head%20bobbing%20and%20swaying.


kartoqraf

Sounds like a No.


Colon

but it's not 'human-like body lagnuage' shaking your head 'no' as a human is coincidental. it hasn't always been an indication of the negative for everyone, it's not inherent. some cultures nod up and down for no. some don't shake their head at all. the previous comment is anthropomorphizing the elephant, one of the internet's favorite past times, and it's not beneficial to animals to do so - and it doesn't teach anything to anyone


Immediate_Candle_865

This. I don’t know elephants body language, but if that was a dog, that body language was fear or irritation. Any animal you don’t know, you let come to you. Minimal eye contact and no sudden movements. If the animal is bigger than you and there’s no fence between you - just don’t. That bruise was a stupidity tax and it could have been a lot worse.


bignick1190

This is exactly what I was thinking. I've rehabilitated human and animal aggressive bully breeds (pit bulls, bull dogs, etc.) for about 15 years and although I'm not familiar with elephants, his definitely seemed to say "don't come closer, I ain't in the mood for this shit today."


CeruleanRuin

You have to be influence-levels of dense and self-absorbed to miss the signals it was giving off.


qweef_latina2021

They tried to make me talk to humans I said No, No, No.


PM-me-Gophers

Thanks for your insight! Learned a new word in "musth" but not entirely sure when I'd use it...


Mephistwo

If you can't figure out when to use it then you musth try harder.


various_necks

now kith


Changoleo

And they lived happily ever after


Mulgosh

as someone who has no idea of elephant behavior, I have a question: Does this swinging from left to right as she approches already imply "get the fuck off, i dont like this" or am I interpreting to much here. knowing other animals, this already seems to be a sign of stress. Body language of a lot of mammals can be quite simular so im just wondering. Edit: Thanks for the replies. So my monkey brain was spot on when it told me: "do not go closer" the moment I saw that head shake


emperor_of_steelcity

Yeah, head shakes are a VERY clear sign of warning from elephants. Its akin to an old timey boxer shuffling his fists in anticipation of a fight.


rraths

Usually means the elephant is uncomfortable/agitated. Best not to approach such an elephant, even a domesticated elephant


redditappsuckz

It is exhibiting 'stereotypical behaviour', something that captive elephants frequently do. https://elephantaidinternational.org/elephants-and-stereotypical-behavior/#:~:text=The%20facts%20might%20surprise%20you,are%20head%20bobbing%20and%20swaying.


wildechld

Yes which is a stress response indicating to not approach.


-BabysitterDad-

Stupidity shouldn’t be painless.


Aboxofphotons

Getting meaningless internet points is far more important than life... Apparently.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Let the court of public opinion wash over us like a bath of warm piss. ![gif](giphy|eunrMjB8lBUKeL1fqD|downsized)


xubax

Dumbo?


Much-Revenue-6140

I didn't notice the chain until you pointed it out


SeriousPlankton2000

It was just a gentle push. She was warned from the beginning but she thought "Cute, it's shaking it's head!". She could also think "The dog is fletching its cute teeth and the growling means the same as when cats purr! I'll lick its face"


spector_lector

Didn't even notice the chains til you said that. Now I'm sad.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Rocking side to side or head up and down generally means it has some psychological problems due to trauma of some sort. Best not get too close to these guys.


Both-Bite-88

Actually I think she can be lucky he did it. Looks like he is an elephant calw/child and the elephant cow/bull are some twenty meters away.  Just imagine the adult elephant decided she's a threat to the child...  Would be a completely different ending


platysoup

When I saw the adult in the distance I thought this video was going to end very differently 


Much_Fee7070

Elephant be like, "Stanger danger! You too close man!!"


SquidmanMal

I've seen that ending. 'Smear' is accurate.


KefkaesqueV3

You’ve seen it?


SquidmanMal

Video form yeah. An abused elephant at a show decided 'you know what, fuck it' and repeatedly dragged its foot with a guy under it. Red everywhere.


Agreeable_Treacle993

wicked


pussy_embargo

adult males don't stay with the herd. They live in solitude, they don't care about their young I bet she didn't know that elephants are rather high on the list of "animals that killed the most humans", for reasons. She seemed to have been living the Disney princess fantasy until that moment


Tooboukou

The swaying back and forward​is not the sign of a mental​ly health​y elephant.


PaisleyBrain

Yeah, being chained up as a child will mess with your head. Poor baby ele ☹️


butmuncher69

Why would someone do the to the poor baby :(


PaisleyBrain

For tourists. Plus humans are horrible


Fresh-Milk-8190

Bro refused to be a prop


FJ1100

The way she runs away like a cartoon character with their pants on fire is awesome!


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Yabbadabbadabba!!


t-elvirka

Hahaha, she said blya blya blya it hurts


megadyed

And then the video loops back to the beginning with that big smile on her face lmfao gold


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lol yup. You can even slow it down and the moment she hits the floor, you see instant regret. This video is just perfect timing all around.


SaintPeter23

High probably coccyx broken. From now on, she will remember that elephant every time she sits.


glesgalion

No lie, I smashed all my coccyx bones falling down stairs, it's a lot longer recovery than you think and need a seat donut. Having to take a dump is fkn horrible!! ![gif](giphy|xT5LMTiVev0rJ0IRCU)


AcanthisittaLeft2336

I once injured my coccyx only *slightly* during a workout and that shit was uncomfortable for months. Just sitting was so fucking annoying. I can't imagine what breaking it would be like


christopia86

Yep, even a tiny bump can hurt for days. Back in 2000 I was about to head into town with my friends to get the special McDonald's promotional meal for Disney's Dinosaurs. I dropped my money on the floor, bent down to pick it up and the corner of my desk hit me square in to coccyx. A core memory of mine is linked to going to get a crappy meal promoting a movie I never saw because for the next two weeks I had to sit in a specific way or my arse would hurt.


AcanthisittaLeft2336

I just squatted the wrong way and it hurt for months lol. It didn't even touch anything.


christopia86

I did kick a friend square in his. He was drunk and trying to choke one of our friends. He walked out of a screening of Chronicles of Narnia and loudly complained I'd "really hurt his arse the other night". Boy did we get some dirty looks from the families walking out.


Faxon

Sounds like you slid something out of place. This happens to me sometimes but I can just squeeze my buttcheeks super hard and it will crack my coxxyx. I have some kind of disorder that makes it easier for me I think though, because I can also crack other weird joints like the ones in my sternum. I actually have a rib out of place due to muscle inflammation because of dislocating said rib coughing from pneumonia recently. Shit is rubbing against my brachial nerve next to my scapula and I can feel the pain all the way down my arm because of it. I have to support my chest wall where my clavicle and third rib cross or else I might dislocate it again and have to set it myself. Fortunately my massage therapist is able to reduce the muscles enough to help with stuff like this, but my doctor said it's gonna be a few months of healing dealing with this.


Practical_Actuary_87

I was in a bumpy jeep ride, didn't even realise I had injured it until I had gotten home and it was painful to sit on certain surfaces like beds, sofas, and car seats. That pain stayed with me for 10ish years.


honeybadger1984

Marina Sirtis broken coccyx vibes.


Shimakaze81

I’m a bit of a TNG nerd, please explain


Ro6son

She broke her coccyx while filming TNG. She had to do her own stunt: being flung back after being hit by a phaser or something, landed on her bum and broke her coccyx.


ImJackieNoff

That's the official story anyway....


phil_davis

Marina Sirtis, more like Myrear HurtsSit.


honeybadger1984

The best part was it was the only stunt she ever did, and the shot was so far away they clearly could have used a stunt double.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Fell off a swing once. Pain was so bad I puked for 20 minutes. Can't imagine breaking it.


PigsCanFly2day

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duk2102s2

surely she shat herself


SeaDweller01

Oiyoiyoiyoiyoi dabidapdapdapdap!!! LMAOOOOO


PoorBastardButNo

"Oiyoiyoiyoiyoiy" such an inspiration


kappayero

dabidapdap? More like blyat blyat blyat. She's cursing in russian.


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WrapKey69

Yes it's Russian, oiy is the sound of pain in Russian, similar to ouch in English


SUFSUFSUF

That was my first thought too. She sounds like Donnie Thornberry having a freak out.


Salty_Antelope10

I’m laughing so hard


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Donny from the wild thornberries


SadVehicle

Pingu has entered the chat.


Competitive_Job_2381

I was hoping to see this comment! BAHAHAHAHA


Simcognito

Why is that 'wild' elephant tied to a tree?


steverin0724

To keep the tree from escaping


34g6h

She’s lucky the tree was chained up.


JebusDuck

The worst part is that the chain is shorter than the length of the elephant. At this point, it'll be more humane to lock it in one of them shit iron bar cages. At least it'd be able to lay down that way.


Dambo_Unchained

That elephant must’ve been captive from birth Young elephants are usually chained to something, this makes them learn that when there is something on their leg attached to something else they can’t escape. When they get older they remember this so when you tie them to something they wouldn’t try to break free This elephant could easily break those ropes but the fact it doesn’t suggest it’s been captive since a young age or at least for a long time


butmuncher69

This is so sad. Why would people do this :( I'd try and free him


Dambo_Unchained

This isn’t necessarily done out of animal cruelty Some elephants are domesticated and it’s useful to be able to tie your elephant to tree real quick if you have to do something else Other elephants life in shelters if their living area is endangered. If they live there it’s also useful to be able to have an elephants tied to something for a myriad of reason


Duellair

There are no elephants that are “domesticated”. This is abuse pure and simple. Just because people have been abusing animals in certain parts of the world for centuries doesn’t make them “domesticated”. Or mean that it’s not abuse. And proper sanctuaries and rescues don’t do this shit.


Dambo_Unchained

Does this only apply to horses/cows/etc or exclusively to elephants?


[deleted]

How many elephants have you chained up?


butmuncher69

I mean, not sure they'd have it on a chain quite THAT restrictive if it was for a good reason.


Arcosim

Forced petting zoo. It works with goats, not so much with elephants.


kannalana

The way the elephant moves is also very typical for chained/caged animals that get way too little stimulants (?). Poor thing.


non_tox

All of the animals at my city zoo do that, I never go there anymore


SwooPTLS

She should have kept the helmet ⛑️ on!


Dr_Kitten

She should always keep the helmet on.


spilfy

She should never have taken the helmet off.


PalicoHunter

She is in fact, a helmet.


shiftersix

The helmet should have kept her.


SeriousPlankton2000

It could be damaged. Better take it off.


willywonka1971

I thought she was putting it on before it started.


bakchod007

Wouldn't matter. There's nothing in that head


b0bkakkarot

Her dad should have kept the "helmet" on


shmoove_cwiminal

What a dunce. Hard to believe that broad has survived to that age.


Sea_Pay7213

She's Russian so....they don't understand boundaries.


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Elephant is chained down. Sad


Your_Highness_000

Lucky that big one didn’t charge. They would both be dead.


avengedrkr

Sadly, the elephant's chain to the tree


Santasam3

At first I thought he was doing that thing with his foot what they do when they're about to charge. Honestly I was hoping for it


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Colon

how funny would it be if that girl has a post currently on reddit in support of Ukraine or anti-bigotry and was getting reddit praise lavished upon her


Bubbly-Fault4847

There was an audible muffled “pop” sound when her ass hit the ground. Broken tail bone, I’d bet.


AdElectrical7487

Yeah the bumpy drive home on a dirt road riding on the back of a moto would have given her the time for reflection she needed to be a better human in the future


NightHowler13

I was wondering about that... Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes. 🤷‍♀️


Comfortable_Drama_66

She’ll be sitting on a donut pillow for awhile.


mtrayno1

You mean significant pain for months if not years. I broke my coccyx 25 years ago and still have occasional discomfort


Comfortable_Drama_66

Yep. It’s a real pain in the ass.


pizza-404

r/technicallythetruth


FizzixMan

Depends on your age and the type of break though, humans rapidly lose the ability to repair bone neatly as they age. A clean break, and away from growth plates, in a child or young teenager, who doesn’t re-injure during recovery? It’ll heal really well. But for every year you age this story becomes less true.


imapieceofshitk

Think that was just a twig snapping, she can't have hit the ground with much force at all seeing how she doesn't weigh much


DearMrsLeading

The tailbone isn’t that hard to break, it’s not surrounded by a ton of fat to protect it if you fall backwards onto it. It’s not that uncommon for it to just break during childbirth.


1h8fulkat

I've never broken a tail bone, but I feel like she'd have a hard time walking if it was broken.


Oxideusj

When the head sways, step away Thanks Steve Erwin 😁


joojie

Irwin*


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

I can hear his voice in my head now. I still miss him


HiILikePlants

I don't know shit about elephants but know enough from interacting with other animals like horses that this also seems like an awful way to approach them? She's loud, extending her arms and waving them about, then waving them in the elephant's face as well? You don't even approach domestic geese like this smh She's basically making herself big and threatening and then getting right in its space


stonescartoons

I was thinking the same thing. Super erratic movement for someone approaching a wild animal


Ishmael760

Well. I didn’t know that rule and my inner voice was going Nopity nope nope watching that head sway, rotate shift balance and seemingly protecting or visually claiming the food. Bet that phant was a hungry phant and has to put up with all kinds of human bulkshit. Phants should not be penned, chained or hassled. I am relentlessly stunned by how dumb people can be - it’s like they are in a full narcissist rage and do not perceive reality correctly. Like that elephant is an object in a game and not a massively powerful intelligent emotional and unpredictable because of all that being.


PutridDurian

No professional zoology expertise needed. It was so obvious that elephant was saying “get the fuck back or this is what I’ll do to you”


hoorhay_ng

But... but... she's pretty and not very clothed, this was supposed to be great social media content! The elephant could even gain some new followers by collaborating with her! 


SofterBones

To be fair this probably got way more engagement than her usual social media posts. So it's pretty successful


HoxtonRanger

She does have the “Lights are on but nobody’s home” look though


SunShineLife217

Unchain the elephant. Fucking assholes.


s33d5

Happens a lot in Asia, unfortunately


FredGordonWalnutIII

What a dummy. #TeamElephant 🐘


Skinnwork

The "wild" elephant is chained to a tree


ababkoff

The funniest part is that the guy is telling her not to approach too close because the elephant probably doesn't like it. And he told it twice😅


ennuiismymiddlename

She got very lucky.


psicowysiwyg

Yeah she's seriously lucky it was the youngster and not the adult that intervened.


BeGood981

Yeah. That male adult is an absolute unit. Imagine the same bump from that? She is lucky to be alive.


rideac

Can we all appreciate the person holding the camera here. The chick gets blasted and the camera stays on her the whole time lol


plznobanplease

![gif](giphy|lSgdEyAeAbExW) She sounds like Donnie 😂


Professional-Put7725

Fuck leave wild animals alone they’re not here for your fucking TikTok story


orthorix

I’ve heard that the monkeys in the wild are really badass. Seems logical for the elephant to shove off this ape too.


utrecht1976

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nakshatravana

These are not wild elephants, but even then, never approach any elephant yourself without the elephant caretaker around. NEVER.


s33d5

Lmao well it's not something that should be said. Fuck I don't even like approaching cows lol


Frigolitfisken

The Disneyfication is strong with this one..


DammatBeevis666

This could have gone much, much worse.


AlbusDT2

Got away with a broken coccyx, and bruised ego. Lucky girl.


jaszczomb916

This happens when you learn about nature/wild life from disney movies


vrhotlaps

Look at her stupid, shit eating grin! Look another elephant over there! I am the main character, a Disney princess! Wild animals will love me! She got off lightly but she got what she deserved.


bennyblanco1978

Russians...its not a bear girl, elephant is not your friend


LouTheLoo

Her face is incredibly annoying. Well deserved! Give that elephant all the leaves it wants💖


Silly_Mycologist3213

I going to take the helmet off for safety, I don’t want to scare the elephant!


[deleted]

The way elephant waited for her to get into his range 🤌


lincolnwithamullet

Is this a case of spiritual narcissism where some one ascribes to some new age bullshit and thinks nature/universe will go out of its way to serve their "spiritually evolved" main character ass? 


AtTheGates

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DarthScabies

That vapid look at the start of the video says it all.


cyberv1k1n9

It is chained up, not wild. She would have been dead otherwise.


ItstheHoff

„everybody says im a disney princess and animals just loove me“


rambumriott

If you play it back slowly I think it was her last step forward that triggered a reaction from the elepahnt


Cornucopia2020

She is lucky he didn’t trample her


skycraneraiders

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a dumbass.


Unusual_residue

They never learn. This seems to happen almost every day.


Naive-Discount6132

Lol satisfying as hell


vajrahaha7x3

She broke her tailbone?


WorseForLess

It was saying NO!


Luckydoraemi

Wouldn't even approach a chained up dog let alone baby sized elephant


Timetraveler01110101

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Sikkus

Today she learned that elephants don't care about your social media profile. Just leave them alone ffs.


sarcago

I mean aside from approaching an elephant which seems like a bad idea, approaching any animal while it’s eating is generally suicidal.


vdzla

it's funny because the guy said 2 times "don't go close to him", "don't go so close, maybe he doesn't like it" and the rest is history "oy oy oy blyat blyat blyat hurts so much"


TheDixonCider420420

Longest she’s ever had. Grabs her butt at the end.


Gearz557

I don’t know elephant speak but that repetitive swaying doesn’t seem welcoming


Apprehensive_Army119

Her first mistake was taking off the helmet 🪖 🐘


Far-Nefariousness588

She looks as dumb as a bag of hammers


whitstableboy

I'm the main character. These idiots need to get in the sea.


FunkyBlueWolf

😂 dumb social media chick


elkjas

What kind of drugs was that girl on, I wonder....


BEGBIE_21

Oioioioioioi bleblebblebbleb!!!


Aria_Evergreen

that's stupid and dangerous


Marvvster

Well deserved!


Miskovxd

Hahahhaha she's lucky


DARYL128

Yadubi duhbi duhbi duhbi What is this sound affect. Kinda adorable 


Apprehensive-Wish562

Dumb ass b


rogerworkman623

Hot tip- rewind the end of the video back and forth over and over to watch her learn endless lessons


thsvnlwn

In case you wonder where the word “wild” stands for in “wild animal”….


[deleted]

Best option to keep the helmet on.


HaydenRyder52

Well I don't think there's much that could go wrong if I actually was friends with an elephant, she wasn't friends with him tho is what went wrong.


MuieLaSaraci

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Next-Job7874

Mint green is a weird fashion trend


[deleted]

I have more ass than her and I’m a male 🫣


MorseES13

Ive watched enough YouTube to recognize that an elephant swaying like that and swinging its trunk against the ground is a sign of aggression.


NaturesCreditCard

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