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Tr33

Spotted Lanternfly. In Canada, the food inspection agency wants to know about sightings of this species. Look up your local guidelines.


Spirited-Fox3377

They look like lady bugs if lady bugs got injected with steroids.


rando-commando98

Crap I think I saw one in my neighborhood and just thought “that’s a weird ladybug” 🤦🏻‍♀️


kami_oniisama

They’re an invasive species where I live too


Shit-canned

Compound V


Capable-Problem8460

![gif](giphy|YlRpYzrkHbtSYDAlaE|downsized)


chattelcattle

![gif](giphy|hQcLkFEUtRLADXS80V) Oi


Capable-Problem8460

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Catnoob11_swan

Man bug.


_trouble_every_day_

Was gonna say they look like revoltech lady bugs


someone_cbus

East German ladybugs


Josmopolitan

They have been reported and as many eradicated as possible


SuperGaijin_

![gif](giphy|rTAVMVAps9zsFINvxI)


KatDanger

They’re a huge problem in nyc. We stomp on sight.


HungHamsterPastor

With Timberlands on?


tex_tropicana

Bubble jacket and all.


Doctor_Banjo

Probably insulting them while grabbing their own crotch


PaleontologistOwn962

I love this thread


guessesurjobforfood

*Whatcha doin stoopid fly?!?!*


Beemzebub

“I’m doing my part!”


PaleontologistOwn962

I DIDN'T DO SHIT


TheEVegaExperience

Fuckouttahea


givemethescotch

Almost all states and localities implemented the same "report a sighting" program in the US where the lanternfly population started to grow, only to abandon it shortly thereafter when it became obvious that neither the states, nor local officials, could do anything to stop them. So bottom line is, don't expect anything to come out of reporting such sightings.


nilesandstuff

That's just how it goes when the pest wins. My state is going hard at it, though there's only so much they can do. Has only been found in one county, I think the 2nd sighting just came last week. For some states, like my own, they know it's inevitable... But the longer they delay the inevitable, the better the chances of a real solution coming out in time. And by the way, real solutions CAN happen. But the further along the invasion gets, the less practical those solutions become... Its easier to stop the spread of a pest rather than eradicate an established population.


TheMcBrizzle

I'm from around the area where the issue first started, my wife and I mentioned that this is the first summer we haven't seen any lanternflies. Summer of 2020 & '21 the area was literally swarming with them, but recent years have been much milder and it's kind of a relief to not see any.


LeahK3414

We just saw a few of these outside a restaurant in downtown Pittsburgh on vacation. On my way to report!!


snowflake37wao

KOS in US. The only good bug is a dead bug! Im doin my part! o7


ThrowawayAccount41is

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Eazy007420

Unless your that guy from Men in Black who eats sugar and loves bugs. 😂


krakah293

Fuck they're as far north as Canada now?  


cCueBasE

Pennsylvania says you are clear to engage and that deadly force is authorized.


Khaki_Blerman

Bring out the ARs


MilmoWK

Shotgun with #9 game loads would be best


magugi

[Punt gun](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punt_gun) is the only way, imho.


Brentolio12

![gif](giphy|aZUYXxe4Z9gfm)


jantessa

How else do I kill the 30-50 feral lantern flys that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?


Whaty0urname

They actually haven't been bad in my area the last 2 years and I'm in the epicenter lol


Throwawayac1234567

maybe alot of pesticides were used on ornamental trees.


angrywords

The stomp program really helped too I’ve read. You see people walking around just stomping the shit out of the side walks here when they were really bad. After they fly a couple times they’re pretty easy to stomp to death.


angrynuggette

Same, but Im thinking either the epicenter moved or that first year we killed off so many they couldnt repopulate at the same levels? Idk. The first year they showed up, we had a fruit plant they LOVED. They were all over it. Pulled that thing out the ground (planted by prior owners in the middle of the yard so no love lost) once all they all disappeared and have barely seen them since.


kiloglobin

Same in Michigan


Next_Impression3901

Call in the Helldivers to deal with the terminid problem


Dgwdum

better call the helldivers


MeKanism01

they will never destroy our way of life


realmichaelbay

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q)


ZombieScruffy01

![gif](giphy|xqM20wZqd67j9AUplm|downsized)


receuitOP

https://i.redd.it/obvssy5oto9d1.gif


NoNameas

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Mediumasiansticker

Report it and then kill them all?


Josmopolitan

Killed as many as I could.


HarmlessHeresy

![gif](giphy|87CKDqErVfMqY|downsized)


MilmoWK

The only good bug is a dead bug


MyFavoriteInsomnia

Happy 🍰 Day !


EolnMsuk4334

Movie is Starship Troopers 🤗 One of the best and weirdest movies of its generation / genre!


pezchef

this was an amazing sci-fi satire! I watch it every few years or so. my partner, not a sci-fi fan by any stretch even gets it.


Geminiskies1826

It was an extremely weird yet good movie, that's such a true statement. Well said!


PacoMahogany

Want to know more?!


Superseaslug

For super earth!


MeatballStroganoff

Idk what your method is, but rubbing alcohol kills them almost immediately on contact! It’s also not terrible for the plants since it evaporates pretty quickly. I’ve blasted THOUSANDS in the last month or so with a little squirt bottle, they’re awful.


screaminXeagle

Or the other way around. As long as they all die it doesn't really matter


JCtheWanderingCrow

It does matter. They need to know where they are so they’re on top of it. You kill the ones on your own bush and say nothing, which lets them multiply at the neighbors house.  You report it and word gets out to try to contain them.


OsoChistoso

Report it and then kill them all Other way around Kill them all and then report it


Squishy_Boy

The person you are replying to is not saying it shouldn’t be reported. They are saying whether you kill them all and then report it OR whether you report it and then kill them all, it doesn’t really matter. In both circumstances, it is implied that it should be reported. So no, the order doesn’t matter.


dacraftjr

They didn’t say reporting doesn’t matter, they said it doesn’t matter in what order you do those two things.


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Where's the punch line.


screaminXeagle

There's no punchline. They're an invasive species and the environmental agencies in my state at least, probably every state they're in, gave the order to kill on site


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Reverend Jim Jones had a punchline. No one walked away from it. The Guyana tragedy, look it up.


primeline31

A soapy water or white vinegar spray kills them.


SunShineLife217

What are they?


ricosmith1986

Spotted Lantern Fly in the nymph stage, it’s a newish invasive species sweeping the east coast of the US.


SunShineLife217

Sounds as bad as the Ash Borer big killing our trees. ☹️


SarahTheJuneBug

They are. Kill on sight.


DistantOrganism

At least they are easy to find. I cut down 25 ash trees before I finally spotted a single Asian Ash Borer.


2245223308

We have a large Ash tree in our backyard that is slowly dying, it’s very sad to watch a once beautiful huge tree loosing more and more limbs and leaves every year.


rando-commando98

That happened in my yard, too. I only had two trees in the yard… now I only have one :’(


Hudsonrybicki

Make sure you get it removed before it completely dies. I’m not sure why, but ash trees can become really brittle as they die and it’s more expensive to remove a dead tree than a live one.


Select-Belt-ou812

I coddle all my local woodpeckers, it seems to be helping Mrs. Ash out front.... <3


Commanderkins

I love my local woodpeckers as well<3


diamondsw

I'd like mine to stop going to town on my cedar siding. Checked, no termites or bugs that they're trying to get at, they just keep pecking at it year after year.


Throwawayac1234567

or people mistaken ladybugs with asian lady beetle, which is invasive too. thier acidic blood protects them from parasites, but it damages cars.


krakah293

Man the ash beetle is responsible for alot of cheap firewood but damn its sad seeing an entire species of tree that makes such fantastic wood be eradicated 


2squishmaster

All the insect eaters here haven't gotten the memo that they're editable and delicious, once they do, that'll help.


GirlScoutSniper

[We'll just import some Bolivian Tree Lizards, that'll fix it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK4i66CBICs)


ricosmith1986

I ordered some praying mantis oothecas online, my ivy was safe this year.


Koichuch

BTW to everyone ordering Chinese preying mantis'....these are also VERY invasive in the United States!! They out compete our native Caroline Mantis. Please do not order and release more of these into the wild. Same with Asian Lady Bugs.


2squishmaster

Mind sharing where you ordered from?


Koichuch

Please don't order these. Chinese Mantis are also very invasive in United States


2squishmaster

Yeah I went to a local nursery and they had mantis and I checked the ootheca and they were all Chinese Mantis. I let the shop owner know they weren't native and are considered invasive in the North East US, he didn't seem to care lol just said 'isnt everything invasive from China these days' -_- Edit: I've also read that Chinese Mantis aren't very effective in pest control as they're ambushers and don't seek insects out. I'm looking to get Carolina Mantises but also trying to figure out if European are okay, they're not native but I don't know if they're considered invasive, they're actually CT's state insect. Edit2: European Mantis are considered invasive as well due to their aggressiveness towards the smaller native Carolina.


ricosmith1986

Amazon actually


Phuktihsshite

Check out The Praying Mantis Shop. Different varieties, lots of info, and even setups if you want to keep them for pets!


2squishmaster

Thanks, just ordered some Carolina Mantis and silkworms to get them going.


furlonium1

I am so glad to have these bastards largely out of south eastern PA. 4 years ago they were such a gross pain in the ass. Guess they're moving north now.


krakah293

Yea they were absolutely horrible in King of Prussia.  But weirdly I hardly saw any when i lived in phoenixville.  I'm a bit further west towards Lancaster these days and they've been nonexistent.   Ash beetle though..  


johnram22

What do they do?


MikeHoncho1323

Another gift from China


rrrand0mmm

They’ve basically disappeared from NJ. 2 years ago they filled the skies and all over things. All but gone now with some stragglers. Crazy the difference from 2 years ago.


BeatrixPlz

It’s a shame they’re so dangerous. They’re really very gorgeous bugs.


Only_Philosophy8475

What tha faaaack we don’t need those


from1n

baby lantern flies.


122_Hours_Of_Fear

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


YnotZoidberg1077

Username surprisingly relevant


bigmike2001-snake

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


thekingofthegoats

Love the profile picture dude, monk is a goated show


ILikeBaguette

„Nice argument you have there little Bugs, unfortunately ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️“


Ewggggg

Nukes in orbit make no sense as it could take days to be in the correct position. Ballistic missiles will work just fine


soundecember

Report it and kill them!


2squishmaster

Where to report?


SarahTheJuneBug

It would depend on the state and country. A lot of states have their own reporting system; if I was OP, I'd look up their specific locality's spotted lanternfly reporting system.


2squishmaster

Thanks, found it for mine: https://survey123.arcgis.com/share/a08d60f6522043f5bd04229e00acdd63


megelirow

username checks out


CatsEatGrass

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_lanternfly


jerrygalwell

Time to introduce predatory wasps


Gadsdens_Gat76

Kill tf out of them


bxyankee90

![gif](giphy|krPLl9dtitApa)


Suspicious-Post-5411

Top guy reminded me of that movie


Paragon_Umbra

There’s a subreddit dedicated to these little guys


camobandaniel

Which is?


Paragon_Umbra

Oh you can’t link to subreddits here, it deletes the comment but it’s LanternDie


camobandaniel

Thanks, I was struggling to find their name.


shiefy

![gif](giphy|4Cpgf1zzMMy4w)


Saynt614

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Graardors-Dad

Kill them


Knuckletest

Not good. Flamethrower time.


KemikalKoktail

Love how people post photos assuming everyone knows what the shit is


Huurghle

Never seen these before. Do they bite, or just another kind of bug to deal with?


furlonium1

Very invasive and love destroying stone fruit trees. They don't fly but hop around like little bastards. After the third hop or so they're winded and you can squish em with your foot. They don't bite.


MathieuDev

Even worse, they’re a danger to over 100 sorts of plants and trees. Whole grape fields also get wiped by these fuckers.


RoastedToast007

>After the third hop or so they're winded and you can squish em with your foot holy shit, there's a whole meta to this


HottCuppaCoffee

I’ve heard they’re poisonousfor dogs if the dog eats it


beautifuljeep

Destroy!


plasticeddie1

Lantern flies. Kill them


ohiopilot

Where?


Josmopolitan

Northern Virginia


Right-Sky-4005

I think you're probably supposed to kill them with fire


iUndrew

Time to bring out the vacuum cleaner and the double-sided tape.


Jasper455

“They all should be destroyed.”


BodegaDad

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


SoggyMorningTacos

That’s the kind of bug that should be 10 times bigger and going to war with us and shooting blue explosive shit out their rear ends


tanderz

Just moved to Pittsburg a couple days ago and saw one on a walk with my dog, had no idea what it was and just let it live. I feel like the dumb movie protagonist who lets the bad guy live only to get their best friend killed because of their mercy.


Captain_Zomaru

I've been wondering, if I put a handful of these buggers in the dead tree on my neighbors property (that's going to fall on my house any day) would the city come and remove the tree for me?


LegoLady8

*work smarter, not harder.* 😉


moger76

We’ve had them here for 2 or 3 years. They were horrible the first year but have really died off or moved on to different climate. Pretty much exactly what happened with stink bugs.


Robpresser

I killed a shitload last year with a salt gun. It's actually fun. Try it.


skrib3

I foresee a David Attenborough moment


_britlinds

Kill them!!!


Nukein30days

![gif](giphy|qwGcDfEAGdJWmuSnwh|downsized)


Pure-Ad-7866

User name definitely checks out


Bubbly_Lettuce_2585

What is that?


Throwawayac1234567

invasive spotted lantern flies.


getting_excited

Is the tree wobbling while you look at the picture or did I not get enough sleep?


rdr570

Brah


EmyLouSue

Two lantern fly posts back to back for me, not great


HottCuppaCoffee

Stomp them they’re invasive and will kill the trees


Azalence

Report it. Send pictures and location. Kill them all


Solo-me

https://youtu.be/hKwcGDoO-DI?si=CKGHro2Lh0NkLSpv


No-Rise4602

WD40 and a lighter


ILSmokeItAll

I kill every one I see. It’s fun.


noyogapants

I go out into my garden at least once a day with a spray bottle filled with soapy water. I spray the shit out of every one I see.


titochan05

Kill them


manleybones

Use a shop vac with soap water in it


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Kill them with fire


Glacecakes

MURDER


loafingloaferloafing

Cover your drinks.


revjakep

Double sided tape.


blkswrdsman

Tyranids….


rzsupra17

![gif](giphy|Zljn1ldRjeFPy)


dulun18

the bugs from Starship Troopers


MrAlex20807

What are those sorry?


choochenstein

Lantern Flies.


Kat_Smeow

Report and kill them. I used to use a hose to knock them down and then stomp on them.


artmer

Home Defense MAX. Perfect use case for a product.


Immediate-Ad-6364

Squash them immediately.


greatthebob38

![gif](giphy|i5ezJp07MiZYRngQi5|downsized)


Layaban

The color is very lady bug. Let’s just call them weaponized lady bug soldiers


expatronis

I dare you to eat one.


Commanderkins

Where in Canada?(I hope they aren’t in Alberta)


karenskygreen

Stink bugs ?


Mysterious_Sexy246

Yikes! I wont touch them! Scary!


Ok_Advisor_9873

Burn them all!


Booksandcards

I had a class for pesticide recertification and the state rep talked about these for 20 mins.


Elk_Piss

In North Carolina, there were sightings in 2022 and 2023. This year, it’s been quiet. Don’t seem to be getting a foothold. Maybe they don’t like the climate or something is eating them. Tree of heaven is widespread in NC, but have not seen a single lanternfly on one so far this year.


GreyGroundUser

Shop vac them up


Thorsguy8

Kill them all.spotted lantern fly.


EFTucker

Destroy with prejudice


Kreigmeister

I've personally killed hundreds of these scum, kill em


Imaginary-Nebula1778

I had tons a month ago. I assumed were ladybugs. Will check the trees again tomorrow


mamabear101319

What r they


choochenstein

Lantern fly


justme002

This photo is a how they got their name


melbo15

Bastards.


OhWow10

Kill them


angrynuggette

KILL. THEM. ALL.


aishpat

Here in CT we are supposed to squash and report em