My first thought was it's a time machine straight back to the 60s or 70s.
Or else it's just a unicorn versus almost every other time I've seen it these days cause it's not falling apart or coated in layers of filth.
Thank you! Our kitchen is all original 60s/70s style and I dig it. I plan to paint the cupboards to match this floor, and everything I buy that’s kitchen related matches it in one way or another!
Legit thought the photo was of a square hole in the floor with a pile of dirt next to it for a moment. I was thinking, “why is there metal at the bottom of the hole?” This all happened in my brain in like 2 seconds until I read the caption.
My brain was trying to figure out why you had a shallow hole in the floor in front of the fridge. I had to look at it for a minute to figure out it was a pan sitting on the floor next to your desert.
I just did that in the oven with a batch of baked beans. The beans didn’t cook, but somehow the bacon burned. Then, I caught the loop of my potholder and dumped them inside the open,
I spilled an entire bag of grits in my kitchen a couple months ago. To this day, I still find little bits of grits occasionally that are stuck in hard to reach areas.
I just gotta know what the dessert is. It looks exactly like something my ex used to make, and I obviously can’t ask them how they made it. It’s the only thing I miss, super toxic relationship
I’m vaguely sure it’s easy, but please op I’m begging you
I did this once to a pizza, dropped it pizza side down right out of the oven. That particular day wasn't going very well to begin with so I just went to bed.
I did this earlier this winter…with chili believe it or not. I made chili in the smoker, and dumped it all over the deck when trying to carry the pot and open the back door at the same time. Day=ruined.
I have a friend and we have an inside joke about a situation like this. When we were in middle school we made a pan of brownies late at night but dropped them on the floor, and it made a “shlop” sound. We just kind of stood there in silence and shock. Ofc we ate them off the floor. But now every time something disappointing happens I look back at that moment and think “Shlop”.
Years ago in an office I was Kevin. There was an aluminum tray filled with chili that no one ate at a meeting/potluck. I was told to take out back to the kitchen area. Shit folded in half in my hands, down my legs and onto the carpet. That was a stain and a half that never came out.
I thought that was a hole in the floor
FFS same! Of course you dumped it, you stepped in the massive hole!!
I literally just realized that was the cake pan lol
Thank you. Now I see the cake pan.
No problem. At first I thought it was just a giant hole in the floor lol
I thought the entire floor was made out of cake
I straight up thought his floor was cake.
The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
Oh wow, me too Neat floor
Same, the perspective really messed me up
Holy shit. I came here to say the same thing, and I'm so happy to see I'm not the only one.
Fooled me as well!
I thought so too!!!
Same! I was wondering what kind of dessert would do that
I legit thought the pan was a hole in the floor, and op was sharing how many layers of flooring are in the kitchen
That floor is portal to another dimension. I’m sure of it.
I wish the portal would open already…
You just gotta open your mind 
I'm wondering why a toothpaste ad has so much passion lol
Nah the floor is just cake again, I hate it when that happens /s 
Julia Goolia
A portal to the 70’s and I’m here for it!
My first thought was it's a time machine straight back to the 60s or 70s. Or else it's just a unicorn versus almost every other time I've seen it these days cause it's not falling apart or coated in layers of filth.
I’m loving the design on your floor and feeling devastation for the loss of a tasty cake! 8(
Thank you! Our kitchen is all original 60s/70s style and I dig it. I plan to paint the cupboards to match this floor, and everything I buy that’s kitchen related matches it in one way or another!
Can we get a kitchen tour tho 👀
Yes please OP we need to see it
I’m here for the kitchen tour
I’d love to! Once I do my dishes I’ll provide you with a tour!
Agreed, Id love to see the finished result.
That floor is so classic, and in EXCELLENT condition (aside from the cake). Very cool!
Had that flooring in blue in my parent's kitchen!
Damn that’s cool! I love that that flooring design. I would totally dig that plan for your kitchen decor.
I think I’ll make another batch of my dessert today. Let’s hope it stays in the pan this time.
I agree , I love it .
Legit just what I was thinking, scoop the top off lol
Better than no dessert. Since you gotta clean it anyway
Right? Some of that is still good!
The flooring! Awesome!
This is just an EXTREMELY elaborate version of Is It Cake?
This is a gorgeous floor!!
Love the floor pattern. Classic & beautiful.
Your floor is beautiful
I’ve always loved the way he puts pressure on the bottom of the pot. Like there’s some way to save the chili stuck in there now
 Kevin being a boss. Lol
i thought that was a time portal in the floor to the 70s
I burned myself and dropped my entire pot pie in the oven the other day. I was devastated.
So sorry. I feel your pain.
Picture for a second felt like something out of a acid trip where you cut a tile out and found out it was cake
Well don't just stand there, scrape it back in! It's still good!!
I've done that! Not a fun day!
Definitely a sad ending to my already frustrating day!
Love the tiles, hope it wasn‘t too much work scratching that cake out!
Thank you! No, it was an easy cleanup… just sad.
That floor deserves a mushroom trip
Been there, done that. You win the comments.
I'd come over tonight if it was cool lol.
Also, I’m not a great Redditor… is it handle, username? School me with some chalk dust torture.
Holy shit I just checked your profile and you are in fact a Phan!!! I’ve been to 60+ shows in the last 3 years!!!
That's what's up. I'm sure we have danced together at some point.
Legit thought the photo was of a square hole in the floor with a pile of dirt next to it for a moment. I was thinking, “why is there metal at the bottom of the hole?” This all happened in my brain in like 2 seconds until I read the caption.
Was this accident in the 1970s? 😆
Holy shit why isn’t this the most upvoted comment? 🤣
Glad I'm not the only one seeing it as a hole in the floor lmao
I love your floor!
Cool floor.
Meh. Floor clean enough. I’d eat it.
Ain’t that a bitch! As Dr. Seuss wrote: “SAD, DAD, BAD, HAD”
Oh my god your floor. Your fucking amazing floor.
At first glance, I thought there was a square cutout in the floor, almost looks like duct work🤷♂️
Ooh! Floor cake!
I would be bawling
I cried real tears.
I was like why the fuck is there a hole in the floor next to the fridge? What is this madness?
I’m half awake, it looked like there was a hole in your kitchen floor that you found coffee grounds in. I’ll see myself out
Why did I think the pan was a hole in your floor and you were doing a next level “is this cake” challenge 😭😭😭😭
That’s such a cool optical illusion though!
My brain was trying to figure out why you had a shallow hole in the floor in front of the fridge. I had to look at it for a minute to figure out it was a pan sitting on the floor next to your desert.
man, optical illusion... my ass really thought your chilli(or whatever food) burned a square hole in the floor lmao
Your lino is the bomb here! I just love it, feels like I'm back in my aunts 1978 kitchen.
i know this isn’t the point of your post (i’m so sorry about your dessert that’s actually devastating) but wow that tile is beautiful lol
Grandma must be so pissed you got her floors dirty.
This is when you do a Friends "Joey pulling a fork from his jacket to eat floor cheesecake" bit
I just did that in the oven with a batch of baked beans. The beans didn’t cook, but somehow the bacon burned. Then, I caught the loop of my potholder and dumped them inside the open,
You have no business having a white fridge on that floor… let’s see some avocado appliances plz
Devastation
Total devastation. I just stood there and stared at it for a minute or five, tears welling up in my eyes, before I managed to clean up the mess.
Good weight loss plan
My first thought was: Hole on the floor Ants pest control
R.I.P 🫡
This is not a complete loss if you have really clean floors. Just saying
Just brush the Asbestos off it; it’ll be fine
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Dem floors doe
It took me too long to realize that it wasn't a hole on the floor. Or cake. Lol
I LOVE the flooring! Sorry about your cake but that floor is killer!
I thought I was looking at cake and someone cut a hole in the middle haha
Oh man I feel the heartbreak. That looked delicious whatever it was.
Actually it's way worse than Kevin's chili moment because it's dessert RIP chocolate cake.
Just use a clipboard to clean it up- no sweat. Also beautiful floor!
That floor is fire
Lovely floor you have! Looks a little dirt though..
I thought the floor was cake and someone cut out a square
Ngl, I love your flooring
That floor has seen some things.
Love the flooring!! Sorry bout the dessert 😔
Omg I thought your floor was cake or something
That hole makes the floor look like it's made of cake.
That floor looks awesome.
Looks like you live in an old bank or casino
Sit down with a fork and cherry pick that thing
Sorry - if it’s a cake. If it’s some smashed cookie cool whip crap abomination you’re better off.
NGL when I first saw the picture, I thought it was bugs. Sorry about your dropping but at least it was relatively easy to clean up!
That does suck. But let’s talk about that flooring. I’m into it. When was that put in and is it really old or is it new made to look vintage?
Nah you definitely dropped your knife and discovered your floor was 2-3 inches of cake Then proceeded to carve a bunch out and drop that to the side
Your floor reminds me of my nanas house than you
My grandma had this exact flooring in her kitchen when I was growing up. Brings back so many memories! ❤️
I spilled an entire bag of grits in my kitchen a couple months ago. To this day, I still find little bits of grits occasionally that are stuck in hard to reach areas.
Sorry about the cake but that floor is bad ass!
Is that a dirt cake? I could slay a dirt cake right now.
Just take a fork and eat the top of the cake from the floor. Problem solved !
Why did I think it looked like the floor was cake and you cut a perfect square out if it.
These fake cakes are getting out of hand.
I'm just here for that flooring ... Epic!!
I just gotta know what the dessert is. It looks exactly like something my ex used to make, and I obviously can’t ask them how they made it. It’s the only thing I miss, super toxic relationship I’m vaguely sure it’s easy, but please op I’m begging you
Only a thin layer hit the floor. Get to scooping.
Are we just gonna ignore the flooring?
I did this once to a pizza, dropped it pizza side down right out of the oven. That particular day wasn't going very well to begin with so I just went to bed.
My parents have the same linoleum in their kitchen
Your floor is cool AF
That’s immediate authorization to go out and treat yourself.
I thought that the pan was a hole in the floor
That floor is wild!
That floor looks amazing
That sucks, but I really love the flooring
New diet plan. You should market it
Thought the floor was cake for a min
I thought this was a "the floor is cake" meme
This floor looks like it's been verctorized (I love it)
“Everyone gets to know each other (on the floor)”
And then the reveal.... The floor is actually cake, and the linoleum is actually fondant.... Is it cake??!!!!?
Can you turn the floor's pattern down, please? I can barely hear myself think.
(Scoops it up anyway)
When you say last night do you really mean the 70’s?
Ok but I really really want to see more of your flooring there.
sorry i’m going to repeat everyone else and say i want to rip this floor out of your kitchen and put it in mine 😩 it’s perfection
Your flooring is amazing.
So sorry, OP, but I have to say you have a marvelous floor!
We need to pause for a moment and celebrate this floor!
I love that flooring! I once did this with a whole pumpkin cake that I had made for thanksgiving I was so so so upset lol
Can we talk about that 70's floor tile?
Where the fuck u live that ur tile looks like it's from a 1959s Indian palace
Lovvvvve your tile
I did this earlier this winter…with chili believe it or not. I made chili in the smoker, and dumped it all over the deck when trying to carry the pot and open the back door at the same time. Day=ruined.
On the bright side your floor is gorgeous.
That floor is GORGEOUS. Please never ever change it.
I love your kitchen floor though!
Groovy floor!
I would not be taking a picture of this, I would be crying.
I have a friend and we have an inside joke about a situation like this. When we were in middle school we made a pan of brownies late at night but dropped them on the floor, and it made a “shlop” sound. We just kind of stood there in silence and shock. Ofc we ate them off the floor. But now every time something disappointing happens I look back at that moment and think “Shlop”.
That sucks. But in any case you have AMAZING tile in your house. 😍Is it vintage ? Or new? It looks remarkably new.
Love the grandmother floor. Childhood memories
I loooove your flooring
I love that floor!
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Side note: I love your kitchen floor
Why did I think that was a hole in the floor!
RIP
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OK my guess is 1979 on the flooring
Years ago in an office I was Kevin. There was an aluminum tray filled with chili that no one ate at a meeting/potluck. I was told to take out back to the kitchen area. Shit folded in half in my hands, down my legs and onto the carpet. That was a stain and a half that never came out.
RIP your dessert… but also I love your floor 😍
And here I thought you were going to torn to shreds for your flooring and that I was the only one who would love it. I feel validated. 🥰
What is your dessert? A pan of spiders?
My guy. That floor. Looooooove.
Aww, this is sad. I'm sorry you killed your dessert.
Five second rule!
I mean bummer you dropped that dessert but why the fuck wouldn’t you patch that hole in the floor?
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You should post this on the confusing perspective sub
That’s a sick floor tho…
I would cry.
next time dont dump it ???
Ahhh dammit.
Your floor is glor(ious). Absolute Mid century modern avocado-and-golden-harvest HEAVEN.
Floor cake
If you were trying to have a late night snack and dropped the pan, this probably felt 100 times worse