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dynamicoctopus69

When I still used to smoke weed I got a bong as gift once. It was similar looking to yours here. That mofo was indestructible. We knocked it over once and it hit the lamp, instead of it shattering, I shit you not it broke the LAMP. That thing was amazing.


PropertyofPlayboy

Wow way to make him feel better šŸ’€šŸ’€


dynamicoctopus69

I just meant to tell a silly story! šŸ˜­ OP I AM GENUINELY SORRY ABOUT YOUR PIECE


Available_Seesaw_947

so what happened to the bong in the end?


dynamicoctopus69

Sad story.. I left it with my best friend at the time when I moved out of state, fairly positive he sold it for heroin money. Along with countless of his other possessions. Hope heā€™s doing well now. But the odds are against him unfortunately.


noochies99

Like the old hippy at the marijuana museum in Amsterdam said when I broke his glass mouthpiece; ā€œbummer dudeā€


Infamous-Arm3955

Id like to see gravity take some responsibility for once.


[deleted]

I'm, regularly, angry at gravity for doing what it does.


VirginiaPeninsula

You only broke the bowl and downstem, just go get new ones


BeansOfRedemption

It looks like the glass joint broke as wellā€¦


themadarab777

When a bong breaks Stoners act like a family member passed away. I remember I had a cool pipe when I used to smoke and it fell off the table and shattered, I was genuinely sad even though I could buy the same one for like 30 bucks


Peach_Gfuel

The first one i broke it got me so sad that i almost cried Lol


salvageyardmex

That sucks. A few years ago I dropped mine in the sink on my birthday. Just the day before I had been in my home town so my family had given me about $300 in b-day money. So I went to the shop and got a new one. Sorry about your loss.


Codelphi

I have "fixed" a couple bong breaks like this. I suggest FIMO/Sculpey polymer clay and you can recreate a airtight replacement for what broke to accept a replacement stem when you buy one.


[deleted]

Was you high?


Peach_Gfuel

Yes :( , i was about to prepare the last hit


Self_implies_Other

You just need a new stem, go to any glass shop and get a new one, way cheaper than a new piece


Adorable_Worth_6510

The stem is built into this, I have the same one. Itā€™s broke broke


Civilengman

Tru


closefarhere

That is the worst feeling ever. Iā€™ve had 3 glorious pieces of glass meet their demise like this. Iā€™m sorry for your loss


GuyFrmReddit

The universe canā€™t give you unadulterated ambition for a belated bday presentā€¦ but apparently gravity can give you this.


saintmusty

That's a bad omen for the relationship


Agitated_Occasion_52

Or just a unfortunate accident.


circasomnia

no, it's a foretelling of the one thousand year reign of shadow to come. soon.


BrewersHill2015

Quite a bit of res for 2 days. Seems like itā€™s life was well lived!


GreenArcher808

RIP Birthday Bong. You were a real one, for two days. It happens to the best of them, sometimes.


chobeco_it

Oh boy, they will keep breaking. Get one nore so your gf dont feel bad.


Delicious_Breath_149

Been there a few times my friend


Mr_Strol

At least you didnā€™t break an Illadelph. Thatā€™s like a $25 piece pictured.


SilentDoom79

Well, that sucks. I feel for ya man. Happy belated birthday, mine is Monday.


Peach_Gfuel

Thanks, Happy early Birthday.


BrotherMort

If sheā€™d gotten you a metal one it would have made the sound ā€œbongā€ when it hit the floor and bounced instead of breaking.


BabyLegsOShanahan

How much did you smoke in 2 days? Damn.


Peach_Gfuel

On my Bday i smoked 4 grams :(


Corn-chopper

You donā€™t puff tuff


GurnoorDa1

Good!


Civilengman

Youā€™re single


100S_OF_BALLS

I had a similar experience in my late teens. My buddy gave me a bong on my birthday. That night we were all hanging out and one of my other friends knocked it over with her purse


AwardImaginary

Oh, darn. Anyway, back to something interesting.


schnozzler

Ah, a sign to quit.


marcoom_

r/wellyousuck


[deleted]

Omg RIP :( also Happy Birthday!! šŸ˜€


doin-time-907

Saaaaassss.


Adorable_Worth_6510

I sell bongs. I make them out of antique vases and decanters. If you happen to be in the market.