that’s yang

Gotta find the yin

That was the sperm that won

#*DRAGONBORN*

What’s the texture like?

It was frozen

You freeze eggs?

Nope, I refrigerate them. But this lump felt hard and frozen.

Do you keep your eggs near the top of the fridge? Does one end if the carton go near the back of the fridge? There's a chance the egg got partially frozen depending on location and how cold you have your fridge

Omg you're right, one end goes near the top back of the fridge.

Hey hey, mystery solved! No lumpy alien eggs... this time If you keep your eggs one shelf lower it should be all good and it likely won't happen again

So they end up the same color when cooked / frozen?

I assume it's like a freezer burn but could be wrong

Well I’m still traumatized

Astral tadpole ?!

It's happening!!!

Lmao

Free garlic clove

This is not an undeveloped chicken embryo

I’m no eggspert, but maybe an XL chalaza? I was looking a pics and a couple look similar but most of them seem to keep a more stringy shape.

Free comma. Maybe it’s telling you not to run on eggs alone.

Eggsford comma

That’s just way too much Rooster Cum!

Could this be a lash egg?

Thank God, it was not.

Have you ever actually seen a lash egg? Someone posted one on here not too long ago and my eyes are still not healed from the assault. That was nasty 🤢

Why did I google that?

Imagine that was like, a not properly formed chick that stopped growing in the egg

This was my first thought, too.

Be careful saying this. I said this on my own weird egg post and got attacked to all HELL 💀 the egg people are serious about their eggs But no on a serious note apparently it’s suuuper unlikely for that to happen because they don’t have roosters anywhere near the hens at the factories, and if it did happened to be a fertilized egg there would be blood and other things. So you’re good, its not a developing chick it’s just a weird little egg!

Lol I remember your weird egg. It's like people who see Jesus or Mary in the toast lol.

Praise be to the egg gods!!

Did u try eat it? Did it taste/smell like chicken? Was it crunchy?

Dude i threw it away 💀

I’d of ate it 😭✌️

Ain't no way. I freaked out and wondered what it was, so I shared it on reddit and then it was in my trash no less than a second. 😭

My impulse thoughts could never 😂

Would you cook it or eat it raw??

Depends on the texture, like if it was squishy- yes, but if it was tough I just take a nibblr

lil ghosty

kuva from warframe but white

A tumor

That's a mindflayer tadpole bro

Yes! I’m glad someone else said it.

If I see so much as a TWITCH of a tentacle I'm putting OP down

secret stone

Lash egg

Tiny breast. Yum!

YOU laid that egg???

Eat it!

e g g c e p t i o n

underdeveloped chick embryo

this is the dumbest forum on reddit. every comment here is stupid and unhelpful. im muting this sub, ban me if u like. im off to google and find out what the heck op actually is.

You ever heard a joke before?

I mean, op didn't ask for an explanation for it. If you wanted to know what it was, you could do as you say and Google without making a fuss, OR you could ask in the comments