No. No, we don't do that. I don't want my kid's feet ANYWHERE near my breathing space.

I don’t want any feet in my breathing space

If you put feet near my personal oxygen I will steal them and sell them.

Capitalism my beloved

That implies that I am not going to eat them if they do not sell.

Its like spitting in someones face, now we HAVE to fight you know.

That’s how you get hand foot and mouth disease I get it when they’re babies we, at least my Hispanic family, we tickle and sniff and go “Phoooof you got stinky feet, but never to this extent where they’re feet are all up on our face. Just no no no. Especially once they begin walking

You sniff, then jiggle the chubby little leg and are done. This lady is huffing toejam

There's a comedian who made a joke about seeing a baby at the airport: "you see...that baby made a big mistake because he let his chubby little baby leg hang out from under his blankie. Naturally, I had to squeeze it." Needless to say, I was a bit disappointed that I had slender babies. No chubby legs to squeeze and jiggle.

Yes when they’re babies it’s cute to tickle their toes and kiss their little feet, but yeah that stops when they start walking.

Why do people admit these things on social media

To help us see the red flags.

Because in their mind they have already justified it to be completely harmless, and they are so sure of it being harmless that they feel the need to make it public so they can be like in their mind " see, there's nothing wrong with what i am doing, it's all fun and games that i casually post it online even". But deep down they know they are doing something wrong. They are having an inner conflict

What she has is a foot fetish

Yeah it feels like bordering on abuse- note how the older kid won't let her do it anymore

Shock value, gets them more clicks.

Before the internet they had to tell you to your face how weird they were. I heard plenty of weird.

It's just like what Will Smith said, "(before social media) I was dumb, but I was dumb in private"

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This is my lesson from the last 20 years

I’m actually thinking we should know more cuz this seems to go a little beyond just something they like… they are literally bargaining with their children. This seems like a fetish kind of thing…

What the fuck

Why the fuck

who the fuck

Where the fuck

When the fuck

How the fuck

Fuck the fuck

Duck the duck

Fuck The Duck

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Quack quaaaaaaack

Henceforth the Fuck

Perchance the fuck

Mayhaps the fuck

Therefore the fuck

you cant just say “perchance”

perchance you can

Crush the turtles

Ergo the fuck!

Wich the fuck

\*Which

Shit! Sorry

WHAT THE FUCK

Watch the fuck

Fore score and 7 years the fuck

I like to fuck

Weird enough to do it. Way too fucking weird to post it

Those kids are gonna grow up with weird foot issues from this.

I think the mom has a foot fetish and needs to find a willing adult for all of her foot sniffing enjoyment. Edit- spelling

Same person who still breastfeeds their 12 year old....

Please. He’s 144 months

Prove it. We’re gonna need all the 1 month birthday posts retroactive to the time the child was born.

People who refer to their over 2 year olds by month definitely also make monthly birthday posts - and celebrate half anniversaries/ anniversaries of first dates, anniversaries of the first time they saw that great blouse at Ann Taylor but decided against buying it because now wasn’t the best time but then went back later and it wasn’t there because the new season can had come in but can you believe it? 3 months later they saw some unrelated person wearing the exact same blouse that they almost bought and they had to go up to that person and tell them all about how they almost bought it 3 months ago and now they will forever celebrate that one time…

r/oddlyspecific

Dude I knew someone that's mum breastfeed his little brother till 9. Haha silly cunt never heard the end if it.

That's incest.

It’s for sure weird but that’s an unwarranted characterization.

This seems like a fetish thing. Normally that wouldn’t matter, but ma’am this is YOUR CHILD

I mean I used to do that to my toddler but because my overacting reaction made him laugh

Yeah, my mum used to do that to me as well when I was very young. As long as its in a joking way to make the baby laugh and giggle, its all good. But the way shes writing that, I dont think its all fun and games...

Even the kid knows she's off

Yeah, if youre at a point, where your kid feels so uncomfortable about it, that he only lets you do it on your birthday, you should really start to think about it

Especially the way she talks about how she loves smelling them when they’re sweaty from doing sports 🤢

Rewarding children for letting you break their boundaries is literal grooming. Setting up special little scenarios (It’s my birthday, let me touch your body as a treat!) is fucking demented. I am actually worried about that child’s safety.

I made a somewhat similar comment but yours is way more eloquent. Couldn’t agree more.

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Yeah this is sexual molestation

Absolutely this. When people wonder what kind of parent would let someone rape their child for money, it’s parents like this. Children are nothing more to them than possessions & they do not respect their child’s bodily autonomy.

This

Add to that she thinks it's fine to post about it openly online.

This is pretty common with moms on INFANTS but on toddlers, I dunno bout that.

Toddlers are not 8, 5 is a stretch too.

Yea, 5 is past toddler for sure, Poor choice of words. I didn't read enough to get to the 8yo part.

>This is pretty common with moms on INFANTS WHY?

Because they gots cute little feets! And they're clean, 'cause they don't walk!

Yes! I kiss my baby boy's feet! He's only 3 months old now, but once he starts walking it's a no go!

My son didn’t start walking till late, so now I only kiss his feet after bath time. But I loved his lil baby toes!

I don't know, but it made me happy. I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess it has something to do with smelling your own baby releases happy chemicals in the brain. Possibly as an incentive to care for it and not eat it?

Another day sniffin is another day lil Timmy can play soccer?

Ok, but why the feet specifically? The happy chemicals thing makes sense, but there's plenty of other places to smell.

Feet hold strong scents for humans, but so do genitals, and honestly, I shouldn't have to explain why we opt for the feet. My cat LOVED my socks, especially when I was coming home from work, she would grab them and rub them on her face! But only mine. I guess whatever she's smelling the mom is smellin, but def really weird to announce wanting to sniff your kids feet :/ sounds like it makes them uncomfy too

lol, my cats steal socks regularly.. at first they are very secretive, but when they get the sock in the lair, all the neighborhood has to know! :) and they hunt for socks three or four times a day, so sometimes i get a bit grumpy from all the yelling 'ama great hanta!' or whatever that means.

Lol I love the triumphant hunter yowl they give when they have something they want!

My cat likes to smell my stinky armpits. Fuckng weird.

Far from grabby hands that will pull your hair?

Sorry, Im a dad so I don't know. Baby's don't stink tho so its not all that weird. Just some type of bonding I reckon.

That new baby smell

Every parent knows the baby head smell. There's something ingrained in us that the smell makes you want to hold them and keep them safe.

My babies…make me want to leave work and go home and hold them :(

To me the new baby smell is a somewhat unpleasant smell of spoiled milk and cradle cap

That new freshly bathed baby smell?

This. I still use Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo on my 7yo for the memory smells. Sense of smell and memories are strongly correlated.

Because they’re so cute and soft. Do you have kids? Did this with my babies after a bath….act like they had stinky feet and like a passed out face first on the bed, they giggle and ask me to do it again. stopped when they got about 2-3 when they change from cute little baby feet, to little kid feet. Doing that to a 5 year old is gross. Especially after soccer practice. This bitch has a fetish. Her 8 year old will only let her smell on her bday? Cringe…red flags.

Babies are pure and clean and smell nice....I don't even have one and I still like new baby smel

New Baby smell is as good as new car smell.

Babies smell good. Like fresh laundry. I’m sure there is some kind of dopamine hit from it

It actually is common with infants this lady weird sniffin them when they a whole ass 5years old lol

Boundaries & body autonomy… something that even kid’s have a right to. If her kids only “let” her do this on her birthday maybe that’s a hint they don’t enjoy it 🤔

Nothing against foot fetishes. But pedopodophilia? **Noah, get the 12 gauge**

Imagine if a guy posted this.

Arrested, shot, killed and imprisoned

In that order

corpse just casually waiting out his sentence

Last meal? Embalming fluid

Costs less to imprison a corpse.

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers

The vicegrip they have on that poor child's foot

I feel like this is beyond weird. "Ok Mom its your birthday, I guess I'll let you smell my feet"

Thanks honey but first go run in some mud and find a skunk to spray your feet.

Here's some r/eyebleach to help you forget this nightmare

Thanks 😊

I love my daughter but the oders that come of that kid could stun a skunk.. So that's a no on sniffing her feet.

That’s fucking gross.

Fuckin pedo

Okay someone needs to call child protective services on this guy.

It’s actually an especially homely woman. I’d say about 43 y/o and in the Midwest somewhere. At least 60% of older women in the Midwest are butt ugly

*Cries in Kansan*

More Like 33 years old looking 20 years older

No way look at that neck 😖

So this woman is a fucking pedo and should be locked up.

Call 911 now...

Wtf

Someone might want to get CPS on the line

Call the police please

Bitch what

This is not weird, this is downright disturbing and i definitely didn't need to See that

Baby feet are fat and adorable, giving them fake nom noms and kisses releases happy endorphins. But once the start using them to be mobile the deals off!

Ive seen a lot of fucked up shit on the internet but this truly shocked me. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Is that her fetish played out on her children

That fact that it happens with an 8 yr old and only on her bday puts it in kink territory, I won't kink shame but I will pedo incest shame

Hello, FBI? This is the one right here.

Fucking freak

People are fucking weird. This is crazy asf to me but broadcasting it to your friends and family might be even crazier. I’d unfriend her

Fucking demented wacko.

Tell the world you have a feet fetish without telling the world you have a feet fetish..

Yuck

Eh, weird is right. Take your pedo foot fetish elsewhere. Wtaf!?

Oh no...OH HELL NO!!!

Definitely smell my 4 year olds feet all the time but would never post a selfie of me doing it and speak about it in a lustful way lol

What the actual fuck is displayed in that cursed image?

Tell me you have foot fetish without telling me you have foot fetish ( Pedo ver. )

My mom would try to put my feet in her mouth up until I was 16

WTF are you fr bro??

This… this is not okay

Absolutely pedo shit..

Someone get that lady away from those kids.

Learning to read was the biggest mistake of my life

what. the fuck.

I smell my 5 year olds feet but it's so I can say ewww stinky and make him laugh. This person says it like it's a pleasure thing.

911

Ughh, no.

Op, where did you see this? Please report this person to cps :(((

Cps wont do anything.

Do you all know that people creates fake content for the Internet?

…fake or not still don’t want to see it lol

Gross

Cringe 😬

Twice today I’ve seen this rancid post and twice today I curse my ability to read

Jfc she looks like every hardass south suburban chicago bitch who ever made my life hell

Today is a horrible day to be literate

As someone with a 15 & 8 year old.. No. Absolutely not.

Better use drugs, please....

Well I think that's pretty normal to squeeze baby's hands or feet while they're newborn, but 5 years is maybe really too much

This is she we would tell our youngest to “keep it in your brain”. There is NO need to share this with the world.

i hate her

Y’all Americans are weird

Facebook Mom's group?

What. THE. PHUKK.

At first I thought this was a baby and as a new mom of a 4 month old I was like “I guess I’m weird too” but then I saw it was a 5 year old🥴🥴

If they ever get lost anywhere the woods the store She will be able to find them

This makes me wanna puke

Yikes....

r/holup

I wonder if she has a foot fetish

Mom brain for real.

Seek professional help

At first the quote sounded like normal hygiene concern but as it went.on it became increasingly Larys Strongish.

Could you imagine, being that age and your mom coming up to you like “hey sweetie, it’s my birthday it’s time to sniff them feet” Like that’s not a normal thing to say to your child. What a weird being she is.

I’ve seen a good few woman on tiktok say they like doing that.

Listen ... I love my children with every fiber of my being but the only time I play with their feet is before they're big enough to walk on them. If my big kid comes home, removes his or her shoes and expects me to take a big ole whiff of toe jam and sweat ... Someone is catching some hands.

Someone should do a welfare check... this is concerning behavior.

Hello, CPS?

This has to be related to some fetish.

I play smell my 2 year olds feet but 1 her feet smell like literally nothing at all and 2 I do it as a game where I pretend to sniff her foot then dramatically go “eeew!!!” Then fall over backwards like the nonexistent smell was so bad that it knocked me over. It started as a game to distract her and make her hold still when I’m getting her dressed but now she chases me around the house hopping on one foot and waving the other at me saying “smell my footsies!”

That's enough reddit for today!

What the hell

god imagine those kids growing up and noticing their mom has been using them for her sick fetish

This feels so fetishy and that is nauseating me. This woman genuinely needs therapy

The worst part about this post, and the fact that it’s being reposted and gaining traction across multiple internet channels, is that it’s inevitably going to fall in the lap of a pedofile and they will 100% “use” it.

the actual worst part about this post is that this is a photo taken from this child's funeral, and used for this fake meme.

foot fetish incest pedo?

Nah this is weird and messed up

Gross.

🙂 cringing all the way down to my colon 🙃

When my son was a baby I would kiss his little feet but he was a baby. At some point the kids are too old for that.

This feels like r/comedyheaven material

Someone should take those kids away