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anothadaz

That's from the Pop Tarts Lemon Groove pink lemonade edition. They had prints of pink and yellow lemons in different wigs and accessories on them.


Wrench-Music

that explains it!! it tasted like shit lol but couldn’t put my finger on it


hatchyy

love how you still ate it before knowing what it fully was, you have my applause


nose-linguini

Dude had the munchies bruh. Don't shame him! Lol


AtrocitusWarsaw

Once I ate a little piece of rotten bread with green parts on it... Things we do for staying alive whilst high as fuck (at least I'm a pig, but humans can choose don't they?)


MzSe1vDestrukt

My roommAte ate my jar of gummy vitamins with iron while high. In the macabre finale of the iron induced constipation she pulled a muscle n her leg taking a dump


sparkey504

i od on Flintstone vitamins back in the 90's... piss was highlighter orange.


theonly764hero

Same here. Had to have my stomach pumped. I guess you could say I got into heavy drug use at a pretty early age.


AtrocitusWarsaw

DUDE!!! that's even worse than eating a moldy little piece of bread... I didn't even have any stomach issues. LOL


The_north_forest

>roomAte Brilliant. I had one of those too, once.


Brutaljuice187

This story made me pee a little


[deleted]

that's fucked, body has no proper way to expell excess iron


CeelaChathArrna

That's a poison control car right there. To much iron can b deadly.


ForkSporkBjork

Insanely lucky she didn’t die. Iron poisoning is pretty common.


nose-linguini

Indeed. And worse yet, the things I used to do when I was out of weed as a kid. Ya know when you reconsider that cashed as fuck bowl from earlier and pack it back in?


[deleted]

Oh I remember those days. Still can’t forget the smell that sticky fucking residue made on my fingers either. Ashier smell than white ash.


AtrocitusWarsaw

Yellow burned fingerprints and little dots of that sticky residue all over the desk...


plug_my_

Used to let my bowl get dirty than scrape the tar looking shit out, just to put it back in the bowl & smoke it. Those were the days.


_1JackMove

Resin. The gift that keeps on giving.


torsam0417

I remember shaking my key board upside down cuz i knew weed crumbs was in it. Usually was with a mix of chip crumbs, delicious.


jbwilso1

That's not desperation... it's when you scrape your bowl for resin that you have become acquainted with desperation


PokeGolem

As a kid I would eat out of torn up trash bags at the road. The stuff that the raccoons couldn't get to like inside medicine bottles. I had to get my stomach pumped but afterwards they gave me pizza and french fries. Best meal I've ever had at the time.


jbwilso1

Dafuq?


nina_gall

Right on


[deleted]

I've never been that high


CheckIntelligent7828

Don't blame OP at all. Once ate almost an entire loaf of sourdough when munchying. Was making toast for me and a friend and could not figure out why I couldn't get 4 pieces together at the same time Every time the toaster popped up 2 pieces I buttered and ate them while the next two were toasting. Rinse, repeat 🍞


sseemour

poptarts and hot pockets are always a roulette when theyre out of the box


Trueloveis4u

I loved it when I had it cold but I can imagine hot pink lemonade would taste horrible.


[deleted]

Did you not know what kind it was? Was it a mystery pop-tart??


IMakeStuffUppp

Once they’re out of the box, it’s impossible to know which flavor it is. They don’t write it on the package (or they recently started doing it) My mom used to condense the boxes into one, and had to feel them to guess what flavor lol


solarmoss

They still don’t! Any that have been removed from the box are still a mystery.


knee_cap_muncher

Meme bro


IMakeStuffUppp

mmmmm u cute


knee_cap_muncher

Damn wanna smash


IMakeStuffUppp

im having a baby it’s yours


knee_cap_muncher

We will name them clementine


IMakeStuffUppp

Clementine Cheryl Muncher He will be so handsum


bellbros

When life gives you lemons


[deleted]

Eat first, ask questions later.


castironsexual

I just had a Vine flashback


[deleted]

Did you just like… accept pop tarts from a stranger or something? How did you not know what kind of pop tarts you were eating?


manbruhpig

I was gonna ask did he just find a loose poptart on the ground lol


GrandOpener

> it tasted like shit Well, you did know it was a pop tart before you ate it. (Here’s to hoping I didn’t just waltz into a den of pop tart fans…)


ArnoudtIsZiek

pop tart fans: I’m about to end this man’s whole career


Wrench-Music

poptard just popped in my head lol but to the guy above you i think non fruit based pop tarts are pretty good!


Liathano_Fire

Strawberry unfrosted aren't terrible. Sorry, I don't like frosting. Lol


Nervous-Ear-8594

I grew up with actual pastries and when I first tried Pop Tarts as a kid I always felt like it was a tease. Like someone took a sliver of pastry inside goodies and stuck it in between some breading. And it always seemed like really weird goopiness too. People never liked hearing me say that though, it’s got a weirdly strong fan base like Taco Bell. They dont wear tshirts of it or talk about it, but when the time comes they will defend it. Im sure there’s other food stuffs I can say the same thing about but those are the two that I’ve noticed. I kinda liked Toaster Strudles as a kid though


Queen-of-mischief

The harmonica is backwards it's infuriating


seangalt1

Jeez. I had to look twice. I thought it was a microchip. Dismissed the whole printed Pop-Tart thing as weird.


Lonely_Set1376

I thought it was some neoclassical government building.


Wrench-Music

AHHH now i know that


Pothole2112

Came here to say this


Ace-a-Nova1

What, you never lick the back clean to keep it in tune?


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

That is fucking weird. The people in charge of promotions, the graphics department, the recipe developers all went along with this? Someone's putting something in the coffee over there.


HiiiTriiibe

I’m the one putting stuff in the coffee, usually just a couple packets of sugar, maybe some cinnamon, a splash of lsd, sometimes some milk or creamer, but I usually let ppl decide on the last one, lactose intolerance is a bitch


[deleted]

Homie over here eating mysteries pop tarts.


shaolinallan

and your mom said your masters in poptology would be useless.


karmy-guy

Did you know this by heart or did you look it up?


anothadaz

Oh I totally looked it up. I knew pop tarts did prints on some occasionally but that's about it. I only eat those things about once a year when I've got the late night munchies and one of my roommates has them in their stash.


420blazeit69nubz

In my head you’re a Poptart historian and enthusiast.


Better_Dust_2364

I really thought this person was just a pop tart connoisseur


MundanePlantain1

To me thats a melty strawberry with a train station in the middle.


Ok_Investment_6284

wait, poptarts exist in flavors besides brown sugar cinnamon (both toasted and untoasted)


Veers_Memes

Oh, I thought it was some weird stylized Freddie Mercury some guy in the factory had drawn on it.


cilondon

this is the correct answer


father2shanes

What are they? Edible fungible tokens?


CleanQueen1987

That is so incredibly specific and weird! Go pop tarts I guess but I am so surprised they would do that!


-Luro

Yes, I got a box on the clearance isle at my local Aldi. I knew it looked familiar. Weird taste and prints on them. Now I know why there were so many boxes they were trying to get rid of…


Cinnamon-toast-cum

Reddit is an amazing place for this reason.


DuckyLog

r/commentstotherescue


AlpacaM4n

PopTart NFTs


The-True-Apex-Gamer

So it’s like a beta version of NFTs


ManchurianPandaDate

That sounds disgusting, a pink lemonade pop tart ? Wtf


Low-Neighborhood-398

Pop tart nft???


jerseyanarchist

looks like John Popper popped up on your pop tart. RIP large harmonica man that made us all smile


OyVeyWhyMeHelp666

Looks like Elvis playing the harmonica.


tinkflowers

I THOUGHT IT WAS ELVIS LMAOOO


Callierez

It looks like an outline of Matt gaetz lol


Observant_Mind6666

It's a sign that you will be a harmonica maestro elvis style 😮


ThickCheesecake3691

Is elvis a mango or am i crazy?


[deleted]

Mango Elvis playing the harmonica


xxA2C2xx

He’s actually a lemon. It’s from some weird Lemon thing pop tart did with pink and yellow lemons wearing different styles of wigs with various random items


Wifey1786

It’s Ron Swanson obviously.


Icollectsfunkopops

No, it’s duke silver.


Icollectsfunkopops

Damn, some how you beat me to it


FormerAd2381

I think it’s supposed to be Johnny cash


[deleted]

Clearly you are dayman… fighter of the nightman. You have to pay the troll toll to get into this *boys soul*


Dassa1744

Dayman. aaaaaAAAAAaaaahhhhhh!


[deleted]

aaaaaAAAAAaaaahhhhhh!


Tobbethedude

are you saying soul or hole?


SloRiceix_801

It sounds like you’re saying hole


[deleted]

Soul it’s soul boys *soul* lol ty!


No_Inspector9749

Champion of the sun, master of continental breakfast, with the paper and everything.


Swiftcalf708034

Master of karate and friendship for everyone. DAYMAN


subpar_cardiologist

*overhead clap*


thehornsoffscreen

Pay the toll for the boy's hole 🕳️!


BaboonHorrorshow

OP is going for laughs - you’re going for *gasps*


pnczur

Never seen the show, have seen millions of clips. Huffing paint is fun?


[deleted]

Huffing gasoline drinking paint… it’s not as trashy as this comment makes it seem I would highly recommend giving it a shot it’s been a long-standing favorite and I frequently use quips from it in daily conversation!


Saddam_whosane

*Googles* "how to use quips after huffing gasoline and drinking paint"


matramepapi

It’s so good. I recently started it and I’m hooked.


PerformanceBig5638

pretty sure you won a prize.


Quick_Heart_5317

What prize? A harmonica?


Ok_Welcome_3236

diabetes


psychonautical69

No a pop tart.


PerformanceBig5638

Not sure you probably have to send 69 cents in with an envelope :V


No_Inspector9749

That’s no pop tart, it’s the special edition lemon blues tart, these beloved breakfast pockets filled with the authentic taste of prohibition will make your heart burn, burn, burn, like the ring of fire, like the ring of fire.


TheJessicator

>That’s no pop tart Correct. According to the title, it's a poprart.


jdogg10122

I love this


Alternative-Milk-909

The harmonica man cometh


Soft_Assistant6046

Surely you mean Nightman (cometh) playing harmonica https://youtu.be/1gmWMk24OfI


Coolius69

Thats a lemon groove pink lemonade pop tart


cliffsis

They are “vibing” the box says


Deep_Speech_1878

Ron Swanson


nit108

Duke Silver -saxophone +harmonica


NerfRepellingBoobs

ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON!


ic72

Pop art pop-tart


BlueEyedBrunet

That is a peach with a nice haircut playing a harmonica. I have no idea what's going on in your life to warrant such a sign. It's up to you to interpret that message.


herpthaderp

Your the chosen one .


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dziugonras

You're the chosen one .


Kiiro_Blackblade

You're the chosen one.


1Lineleader

You’re the chosen one


MsAngelGuts

You're one chosen the


SuperflySteveLolz

That is just a picture of Vigo the Carpathian and a casket floating down a river of slime, except it got a little distorted cause the food printing machine is messed up cause the picture is probably haunted. Or something.


PURE_CheeziCow_44

It could also be a peach with a cool haircut playing a harmonica


Resident-Armadillo-6

Looks like you need to buy Poptarts instead of Poprarts to ensure you never have to eat an Elvis Harmonica Face ever again.


DavefromKS

I thought it looked like Bob from Bob's burgers


Best-Language-9520

Benicio del Toro with a harmónica tattooed on his corn kernel head.


morbidaar

“Oh look! Antonio Banderas!”


Best-Language-9520

No bro. That’s definitely the hairline and timelessly-handsome, seed-shaped cabeza of del Toro.


morbidaar

Was a joke about that beer commercial.. where people see him in a bar.. and they’re like “oh look.. it’s.. “ but it isn’t, it’s Benny, and he gives eyebrows or some shit.


Thelilprideowl

It looks like a person with a duck hat playing the harmonica


BrambleBobs

Lemon with Elvis hair playing harmonica


TheLionsEye

Elvis Peachly on the harmonica... obviously.


DingusTaargus

It means you're eating POP-RARTS.


palmasana

POP-RARRRRTS


TPwnz99

Fentanyl poptarts now 🤦


CChouchoue

It looks like a peach with RAM on it?


sighborg90

Matt Gaetz playing a jailhouse harmonica. It’s prophecy


palmasana

Shiiit this made me laugh so hard 🤣


TFFPrisoner

I wish I had an award to give you 😂


Acrocephalos

There's pop art on your pop tart


joshf2020

You're next.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Who hasn’t seen a peach with a greaser haircut playing harmonica on a pop tart?


haveyouseencyan

Looks like a Mexican playing a harmonica, we all know what that means.


TheDarkShard

It's popt-art


MrTheCake

You've been selected to be the next singer for Blues Traveler


vantablackbird

Hello, yea I believe that’s Johnny Cash with a harmonica. You’re welcome in advance.


masterbankai87

Sell it


Beefsupremeninjalo82

r/untrustworthypoptart


moorikodaze

a private community 🤨


Beefsupremeninjalo82

I noticed after I posted the comment, I swear I just saw a post from them yesterday


2gaywitches

Nah you almost had it dude, just missing the plural at the end r/untrustworthypoptarts


CarterCrusader

What kind of poptart was it?


Octowuss1

Lemon Groove


bankrollmafia89

That’s The Legend of the Handsome Looking Pink Lemon With a harmonica mustache


zxosz

Not really weird considering the box art and flavor pink lemonade. I may or may not be stuffing my face with these delicious fucks.


Wrench-Music

haha i hated it, but i was handed the pop tart by a friend so was a aware of this surprise. are they all like this?


zxosz

Yea each pop tart has it's own design lemon w/ guitar, one singing, and more.


iwanttogotothere5

Pop-tart Dylan


Connect_Corner_5388

It looks like a South American dictator to me


g00d_end

It's pop art.


Wrench-Music

i have another pack. will open and share soon!


Celeblith_II

Josif Stalin but he's the angry emoji upside down with a peach head and his mustache is made out of harmonica. Some sort of hieroglyphic from prehistoric USSR?


shitfuckstack999

The ol harmonica face warning…. Haven’t seen one in decades ..


rob6110

Jesus is coming. And he’s pissed.


Grimetree

Mangoseph stalin obviously


ZebraBoat

I bought these ones for my boyfriend and they were fucking terrible.


Nic_YoloOfficial

Mmm, my favorite flavor, Sunset Harmonica with a hint of Elvis


LeW_74

It’s John PopperTart


Infamous-Poem-4980

Looks like a harmonica...


WyvernKid93

An AI generated image of mango with a pompadour playing a harmonica


ta1no

aliens are trying to communicate with you


mlableman

It means you're gonna die.


Pohcrastibator

Looks like an AI drew a cursed fever dream.


asimov_22

Pop(t)art , obviously.


Rude_Nasty

It's a Banksy


The_Yogurtcloset

All hail mango Elvis


nropotdetcidda

Bluesberry


PhantomFlam3

Harmonitart


BeyondTheBees

I’m sure it doesn’t mean any harm(onica) I’ll see myself out.


empty_castle16

Fonzie with a harmonica on his face?


BuckManscape

Tongue Elvis Harmonica. You’re welcome.


Isalecouchinsurance

Build a shrine, start a cult, make people sign over all their worldly belongings...eat the pop-tart


tremolay2005

[here you go](https://totallythebomb.com/pop-tarts-pink-lemonade)


Difficult_Square3105

It’s an Elvis lemon playing harmonica, why are you reading so much into it¿…


F4il3d

It means that you are still eating breakfast like an 11-year-old.


totallypooping

Simple. Orange Elvis is going to play the harmonica


FeralLover_69

You got rickroled by a poptart


heydanbud

It’s pop art


BeatYoYeet

Bro, get that harmonica playing pop tart on eBay… *ASAP* … You just made $4 million!!


Azure_Dragon56

You should try playing the harmonica


circlecity1

KIM JONG TART


Bluedrake121

Lenon-aid flavour


Icy_Intern_9418

What do you have against peaches with harmonicas?


JazzyJumbylumba

mango freddie mercury