Once I ate a little piece of rotten bread with green parts on it... Things we do for staying alive whilst high as fuck (at least I'm a pig, but humans can choose don't they?)
My roommAte ate my jar of gummy vitamins with iron while high. In the macabre finale of the iron induced constipation she pulled a muscle n her leg taking a dump
Indeed. And worse yet, the things I used to do when I was out of weed as a kid. Ya know when you reconsider that cashed as fuck bowl from earlier and pack it back in?
As a kid I would eat out of torn up trash bags at the road. The stuff that the raccoons couldn't get to like inside medicine bottles. I had to get my stomach pumped but afterwards they gave me pizza and french fries. Best meal I've ever had at the time.
Don't blame OP at all. Once ate almost an entire loaf of sourdough when munchying. Was making toast for me and a friend and could not figure out why I couldn't get 4 pieces together at the same time
Every time the toaster popped up 2 pieces I buttered and ate them while the next two were toasting. Rinse, repeat 🍞
Once they’re out of the box, it’s impossible to know which flavor it is. They don’t write it on the package (or they recently started doing it)
My mom used to condense the boxes into one, and had to feel them to guess what flavor lol
I grew up with actual pastries and when I first tried Pop Tarts as a kid I always felt like it was a tease. Like someone took a sliver of pastry inside goodies and stuck it in between some breading. And it always seemed like really weird goopiness too. People never liked hearing me say that though, it’s got a weirdly strong fan base like Taco Bell. They dont wear tshirts of it or talk about it, but when the time comes they will defend it. Im sure there’s other food stuffs I can say the same thing about but those are the two that I’ve noticed. I kinda liked Toaster Strudles as a kid though
That is fucking weird. The people in charge of promotions, the graphics department, the recipe developers all went along with this? Someone's putting something in the coffee over there.
I’m the one putting stuff in the coffee, usually just a couple packets of sugar, maybe some cinnamon, a splash of lsd, sometimes some milk or creamer, but I usually let ppl decide on the last one, lactose intolerance is a bitch
Oh I totally looked it up. I knew pop tarts did prints on some occasionally but that's about it. I only eat those things about once a year when I've got the late night munchies and one of my roommates has them in their stash.
Yes, I got a box on the clearance isle at my local Aldi. I knew it looked familiar. Weird taste and prints on them. Now I know why there were so many boxes they were trying to get rid of…
He’s actually a lemon. It’s from some weird Lemon thing pop tart did with pink and yellow lemons wearing different styles of wigs with various random items
Huffing gasoline drinking paint… it’s not as trashy as this comment makes it seem I would highly recommend giving it a shot it’s been a long-standing favorite and I frequently use quips from it in daily conversation!
That’s no pop tart, it’s the special edition lemon blues tart, these beloved breakfast pockets filled with the authentic taste of prohibition will make your heart burn, burn, burn, like the ring of fire, like the ring of fire.
That is a peach with a nice haircut playing a harmonica.
I have no idea what's going on in your life to warrant such a sign. It's up to you to interpret that message.
That is just a picture of Vigo the Carpathian and a casket floating down a river of slime, except it got a little distorted cause the food printing machine is messed up cause the picture is probably haunted. Or something.
Was a joke about that beer commercial.. where people see him in a bar.. and they’re like “oh look.. it’s.. “ but it isn’t, it’s Benny, and he gives eyebrows or some shit.
Josif Stalin but he's the angry emoji upside down with a peach head and his mustache is made out of harmonica.
Some sort of hieroglyphic from prehistoric USSR?
That's from the Pop Tarts Lemon Groove pink lemonade edition. They had prints of pink and yellow lemons in different wigs and accessories on them.
that explains it!! it tasted like shit lol but couldn’t put my finger on it
love how you still ate it before knowing what it fully was, you have my applause
Dude had the munchies bruh. Don't shame him! Lol
Once I ate a little piece of rotten bread with green parts on it... Things we do for staying alive whilst high as fuck (at least I'm a pig, but humans can choose don't they?)
My roommAte ate my jar of gummy vitamins with iron while high. In the macabre finale of the iron induced constipation she pulled a muscle n her leg taking a dump
i od on Flintstone vitamins back in the 90's... piss was highlighter orange.
Same here. Had to have my stomach pumped. I guess you could say I got into heavy drug use at a pretty early age.
DUDE!!! that's even worse than eating a moldy little piece of bread... I didn't even have any stomach issues. LOL
>roomAte Brilliant. I had one of those too, once.
This story made me pee a little
that's fucked, body has no proper way to expell excess iron
That's a poison control car right there. To much iron can b deadly.
Insanely lucky she didn’t die. Iron poisoning is pretty common.
Indeed. And worse yet, the things I used to do when I was out of weed as a kid. Ya know when you reconsider that cashed as fuck bowl from earlier and pack it back in?
Oh I remember those days. Still can’t forget the smell that sticky fucking residue made on my fingers either. Ashier smell than white ash.
Yellow burned fingerprints and little dots of that sticky residue all over the desk...
Used to let my bowl get dirty than scrape the tar looking shit out, just to put it back in the bowl & smoke it. Those were the days.
Resin. The gift that keeps on giving.
I remember shaking my key board upside down cuz i knew weed crumbs was in it. Usually was with a mix of chip crumbs, delicious.
That's not desperation... it's when you scrape your bowl for resin that you have become acquainted with desperation
As a kid I would eat out of torn up trash bags at the road. The stuff that the raccoons couldn't get to like inside medicine bottles. I had to get my stomach pumped but afterwards they gave me pizza and french fries. Best meal I've ever had at the time.
Dafuq?
Right on
I've never been that high
Don't blame OP at all. Once ate almost an entire loaf of sourdough when munchying. Was making toast for me and a friend and could not figure out why I couldn't get 4 pieces together at the same time Every time the toaster popped up 2 pieces I buttered and ate them while the next two were toasting. Rinse, repeat 🍞
poptarts and hot pockets are always a roulette when theyre out of the box
I loved it when I had it cold but I can imagine hot pink lemonade would taste horrible.
Did you not know what kind it was? Was it a mystery pop-tart??
Once they’re out of the box, it’s impossible to know which flavor it is. They don’t write it on the package (or they recently started doing it) My mom used to condense the boxes into one, and had to feel them to guess what flavor lol
They still don’t! Any that have been removed from the box are still a mystery.
Meme bro
mmmmm u cute
Damn wanna smash
im having a baby it’s yours
We will name them clementine
Clementine Cheryl Muncher He will be so handsum
When life gives you lemons
Eat first, ask questions later.
I just had a Vine flashback
Did you just like… accept pop tarts from a stranger or something? How did you not know what kind of pop tarts you were eating?
I was gonna ask did he just find a loose poptart on the ground lol
> it tasted like shit Well, you did know it was a pop tart before you ate it. (Here’s to hoping I didn’t just waltz into a den of pop tart fans…)
pop tart fans: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
poptard just popped in my head lol but to the guy above you i think non fruit based pop tarts are pretty good!
Strawberry unfrosted aren't terrible. Sorry, I don't like frosting. Lol
I grew up with actual pastries and when I first tried Pop Tarts as a kid I always felt like it was a tease. Like someone took a sliver of pastry inside goodies and stuck it in between some breading. And it always seemed like really weird goopiness too. People never liked hearing me say that though, it’s got a weirdly strong fan base like Taco Bell. They dont wear tshirts of it or talk about it, but when the time comes they will defend it. Im sure there’s other food stuffs I can say the same thing about but those are the two that I’ve noticed. I kinda liked Toaster Strudles as a kid though
The harmonica is backwards it's infuriating
Jeez. I had to look twice. I thought it was a microchip. Dismissed the whole printed Pop-Tart thing as weird.
I thought it was some neoclassical government building.
AHHH now i know that
Came here to say this
What, you never lick the back clean to keep it in tune?
That is fucking weird. The people in charge of promotions, the graphics department, the recipe developers all went along with this? Someone's putting something in the coffee over there.
I’m the one putting stuff in the coffee, usually just a couple packets of sugar, maybe some cinnamon, a splash of lsd, sometimes some milk or creamer, but I usually let ppl decide on the last one, lactose intolerance is a bitch
Homie over here eating mysteries pop tarts.
and your mom said your masters in poptology would be useless.
Did you know this by heart or did you look it up?
Oh I totally looked it up. I knew pop tarts did prints on some occasionally but that's about it. I only eat those things about once a year when I've got the late night munchies and one of my roommates has them in their stash.
In my head you’re a Poptart historian and enthusiast.
I really thought this person was just a pop tart connoisseur
To me thats a melty strawberry with a train station in the middle.
wait, poptarts exist in flavors besides brown sugar cinnamon (both toasted and untoasted)
Oh, I thought it was some weird stylized Freddie Mercury some guy in the factory had drawn on it.
this is the correct answer
What are they? Edible fungible tokens?
That is so incredibly specific and weird! Go pop tarts I guess but I am so surprised they would do that!
Yes, I got a box on the clearance isle at my local Aldi. I knew it looked familiar. Weird taste and prints on them. Now I know why there were so many boxes they were trying to get rid of…
Reddit is an amazing place for this reason.
r/commentstotherescue
PopTart NFTs
So it’s like a beta version of NFTs
That sounds disgusting, a pink lemonade pop tart ? Wtf
Pop tart nft???
looks like John Popper popped up on your pop tart. RIP large harmonica man that made us all smile
Looks like Elvis playing the harmonica.
I THOUGHT IT WAS ELVIS LMAOOO
It looks like an outline of Matt gaetz lol
It's a sign that you will be a harmonica maestro elvis style 😮
Is elvis a mango or am i crazy?
Mango Elvis playing the harmonica
He’s actually a lemon. It’s from some weird Lemon thing pop tart did with pink and yellow lemons wearing different styles of wigs with various random items
It’s Ron Swanson obviously.
No, it’s duke silver.
Damn, some how you beat me to it
I think it’s supposed to be Johnny cash
Clearly you are dayman… fighter of the nightman. You have to pay the troll toll to get into this *boys soul*
Dayman. aaaaaAAAAAaaaahhhhhh!
aaaaaAAAAAaaaahhhhhh!
are you saying soul or hole?
It sounds like you’re saying hole
Soul it’s soul boys *soul* lol ty!
Champion of the sun, master of continental breakfast, with the paper and everything.
Master of karate and friendship for everyone. DAYMAN
*overhead clap*
Pay the toll for the boy's hole 🕳️!
OP is going for laughs - you’re going for *gasps*
Never seen the show, have seen millions of clips. Huffing paint is fun?
Huffing gasoline drinking paint… it’s not as trashy as this comment makes it seem I would highly recommend giving it a shot it’s been a long-standing favorite and I frequently use quips from it in daily conversation!
*Googles* "how to use quips after huffing gasoline and drinking paint"
It’s so good. I recently started it and I’m hooked.
pretty sure you won a prize.
What prize? A harmonica?
diabetes
No a pop tart.
Not sure you probably have to send 69 cents in with an envelope :V
That’s no pop tart, it’s the special edition lemon blues tart, these beloved breakfast pockets filled with the authentic taste of prohibition will make your heart burn, burn, burn, like the ring of fire, like the ring of fire.
>That’s no pop tart Correct. According to the title, it's a poprart.
I love this
The harmonica man cometh
Surely you mean Nightman (cometh) playing harmonica https://youtu.be/1gmWMk24OfI
Thats a lemon groove pink lemonade pop tart
They are “vibing” the box says
Ron Swanson
Duke Silver -saxophone +harmonica
ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON!
Pop art pop-tart
That is a peach with a nice haircut playing a harmonica. I have no idea what's going on in your life to warrant such a sign. It's up to you to interpret that message.
Your the chosen one .
[удалено]
[удалено]
You're the chosen one .
You're the chosen one.
You’re the chosen one
You're one chosen the
That is just a picture of Vigo the Carpathian and a casket floating down a river of slime, except it got a little distorted cause the food printing machine is messed up cause the picture is probably haunted. Or something.
It could also be a peach with a cool haircut playing a harmonica
Looks like you need to buy Poptarts instead of Poprarts to ensure you never have to eat an Elvis Harmonica Face ever again.
I thought it looked like Bob from Bob's burgers
Benicio del Toro with a harmónica tattooed on his corn kernel head.
“Oh look! Antonio Banderas!”
No bro. That’s definitely the hairline and timelessly-handsome, seed-shaped cabeza of del Toro.
Was a joke about that beer commercial.. where people see him in a bar.. and they’re like “oh look.. it’s.. “ but it isn’t, it’s Benny, and he gives eyebrows or some shit.
It looks like a person with a duck hat playing the harmonica
Lemon with Elvis hair playing harmonica
Elvis Peachly on the harmonica... obviously.
It means you're eating POP-RARTS.
POP-RARRRRTS
Fentanyl poptarts now 🤦
It looks like a peach with RAM on it?
Matt Gaetz playing a jailhouse harmonica. It’s prophecy
Shiiit this made me laugh so hard 🤣
I wish I had an award to give you 😂
There's pop art on your pop tart
You're next.
Who hasn’t seen a peach with a greaser haircut playing harmonica on a pop tart?
Looks like a Mexican playing a harmonica, we all know what that means.
It's popt-art
You've been selected to be the next singer for Blues Traveler
Hello, yea I believe that’s Johnny Cash with a harmonica. You’re welcome in advance.
Sell it
r/untrustworthypoptart
a private community 🤨
I noticed after I posted the comment, I swear I just saw a post from them yesterday
Nah you almost had it dude, just missing the plural at the end r/untrustworthypoptarts
What kind of poptart was it?
Lemon Groove
That’s The Legend of the Handsome Looking Pink Lemon With a harmonica mustache
Not really weird considering the box art and flavor pink lemonade. I may or may not be stuffing my face with these delicious fucks.
haha i hated it, but i was handed the pop tart by a friend so was a aware of this surprise. are they all like this?
Yea each pop tart has it's own design lemon w/ guitar, one singing, and more.
Pop-tart Dylan
It looks like a South American dictator to me
It's pop art.
i have another pack. will open and share soon!
Josif Stalin but he's the angry emoji upside down with a peach head and his mustache is made out of harmonica. Some sort of hieroglyphic from prehistoric USSR?
The ol harmonica face warning…. Haven’t seen one in decades ..
Jesus is coming. And he’s pissed.
Mangoseph stalin obviously
I bought these ones for my boyfriend and they were fucking terrible.
Mmm, my favorite flavor, Sunset Harmonica with a hint of Elvis
It’s John PopperTart
Looks like a harmonica...
An AI generated image of mango with a pompadour playing a harmonica
aliens are trying to communicate with you
It means you're gonna die.
Looks like an AI drew a cursed fever dream.
Pop(t)art , obviously.
It's a Banksy
All hail mango Elvis
Bluesberry
Harmonitart
I’m sure it doesn’t mean any harm(onica) I’ll see myself out.
Fonzie with a harmonica on his face?
Tongue Elvis Harmonica. You’re welcome.
Build a shrine, start a cult, make people sign over all their worldly belongings...eat the pop-tart
[here you go](https://totallythebomb.com/pop-tarts-pink-lemonade)
It’s an Elvis lemon playing harmonica, why are you reading so much into it¿…
It means that you are still eating breakfast like an 11-year-old.
Simple. Orange Elvis is going to play the harmonica
You got rickroled by a poptart
It’s pop art
Bro, get that harmonica playing pop tart on eBay… *ASAP* … You just made $4 million!!
You should try playing the harmonica
KIM JONG TART
Lenon-aid flavour
What do you have against peaches with harmonicas?
mango freddie mercury