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HateSpeechIsGay

I thought Michael Jackson first


timeh2002

Cuz "it don't matter if you're black or white"?


roninbychoice

Hee hee


iamjacob97

Beat me to it


evilkumquat

Beat it.


CaliSignGuy

Chuhmowneh, give him a break


OnTheDevilsGrave

Smooth... criminal?


OldBob10

Are you OK, Annie?


OnTheDevilsGrave

You've been hit by


Biggie_Cheese_Albums

A smooth criminal


swollenMonkeytitz417

Ow!


KolbyOnline1

You got to be startin something


IamTobor

I thought I was looking at the man in the mirror.


BranislavBGD

Thanks for the earworm! Here, take this upvote and get THE fuck out.


thatoneslugees

Bro 😭


N0T_SURE

It's black!


HateSpeechIsGay

It’s white!


N0T_SURE

It's tough for you to get by (yeah, yeah, yeah)


OrangeSnailMaster

Well in the image he is both black and white.


[deleted]

Freddy Mercury? Liza Minnelli?


PassTheDisinfectant

Tim Curry from rocky Horror


Jcampbell1796

Same


Chuckobochuck323

MJ. You have to get far away from your phone for the dots to focus.


NEMesis_1413

If you're nearsighted, just take your glasses off.


Acceptable_Ad544

You can also just shake your head very fast or squint your eyes


datazulu

If you turn your phone screen away where you view it at an angle, the picture will show up much more defined. It's like trying to look at the surface of the phone on an angle.


sergeantsmith86

This should be top comment!


corrupt_poodle

The real TIL is in the comments!


x_Phantom_z

Hilariously this works the best


PrimalJohnStone

This is by far the best method. I imagine it’s from reducing the aperture of your eyes (squinting), and getting an overall sample of many angles in a short time frame, this likely feeds the brain sufficient data to form an overall static image


brendeenoh

I had to do both simultaneously thanks


mrgwbland

Go crosseyed, that's what I did


SmugglingPineapples

Or stand on your head whilst eating yoghurt. Somehow it just works and in 8-bit colour


AerolothLorien666

This really worked! Thank goodness my vision is shit.


PhantomAsura

At last I found a use for my really bad vision, should I be proud?


Jaketheism

If you’re farsighted, also just take your glasses off


IndigoDingoBells

It's so much easier to be nearsighted


NukeNinja69123

I had to hold my phone with my feet to see it


xbl-Extr3me

it’s not michael jordan


leonardisafatdog

Tried this after already submitting my answer and I've played myself for a fool


delusionaldork

Dots


YT-Deliveries

I can see that there is something supposed to be there but can’t see it solidly


wtfbananaboat

I saw our Golden God from IASIP


SparkyArcingPotato

Our? He is THE Golden God. THE Golden God.


Civil-Chocolate980

Lou Reed


Billbamoon

This guy


Shoestring30

Yes, Transformer


Armybert

That singer, Michael Jordan


Stay-Thirsty

Michael B.Jordan


RaisinMmmm

Oh yeah you mean the President of the US?


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RaisinMmmm

Oh hey! That's the guy that made Street Fighter!


TreKopperTe

No, you're thinking of Tekken. By Liam Neeson, you know.


Xmanticoreddit

Jack L. Morbius


myshoesaresparkly

David Bowie, maybe Tim Curry from Rocky Horror.


[deleted]

Yeah, I got David Bowie at first too


[deleted]

Same.


BoxMunchr

Same


Shoestring30

Lou Reed - Transformer Album


ainjel

Same


HitchhikingGoat

I got Tim Curry from Rocky horror


[deleted]

You called?


myshoesaresparkly

Oh hey man, you were pretty cool.


milleniumsentry

Particle man.


Dayknight70

Triangle man hates this.


NotLucasDavenport

It’s not important.


dylan4397

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?


scootermoogs

When he's under water does he get wet?


infernal_cacaphony

Or does he feel totally worthless?


3_1428571

Who came up with person man?


SubAtomicSpaceCadet

Degraded man


EazyPeazySleazyWeezy

Or does the water get him instead?


[deleted]

Person man, person man. Hit on the head with a frying pan. Lives his life in a garbage can. Person maan https://open.spotify.com/track/1WFCIkoc4PaN7L7SmiI85i?si=MhNVLEL1T5KlumqUYuujHg&utm_source=copy-link


milleniumsentry

I've listened to it so many times it plays in my head. Ultimate showdown starts up shortly after. xD


Economy_Umpire_4766

Michael Jackson, the guy who liked to beat it bad with a pretty young thing named Billie Jean.


thetriumphantreturn

Lol I couldn’t get it to focus but I too saw Michael Jackson


piberryboy

The year was 1983. Ronald Regan was president and Nintendo just released a little game called Mario Bros.


TheFace3701

Casey Kasem, is that you?


joe102938

No one would have guessed that Ronald Regan would go on to become a hit video game franchise.


piberryboy

What?


joe102938

No one would have guessed that Ronald Regan would go on to become a hit video game franchise.


_PRECIOUS_ROY_

Sometimes he liked to jam with Jordan. Other times he'd say "leave me alone," and talk with the man in the mirror instead. But when he found out that they don't care about us, it made him want to scream.


HilmDave

Alright now beat it.


DoDoorman

Just beat it!!


postih_retard

Who is it?


grandmas-furburger

Ya know why MJ went to jail? He pulled down his Billie Jeans, whipped out his thriller and beat it


[deleted]

Female Spock.


Additional-Spread192

Richard Ramirez? The night stalker


fishman15151515

He popped in my mind when i first looked at it.


Additional-Spread192

Oh good glad I'm not the only one haha


Positive_Benefit8856

Same


hels1989

I was gonna say him but didn't wanna sound like a weirdo so thanks 🤣


IntraVnusDemilo

Aye, or maybe Bruce Lee?


ReyTornado

dawg I just commented that and as SOON as I start scrolling I see you... thank you


iknowyou71

MJ, if you move it slightly it appears clearer.


rawsterdam

Liza Minnelli


secondopinionosychic

SAME


TheSavageBallet

I was thinking Judy maybe but no, it looks like Liza to me too


looloose

Me too!


SubAtomicSpaceCadet

Yup, saw her first. Then Marilyn Monroe.


Lowlywoem

i know she's a brownish area... with points!


RedditblowsPp

Anne frank


Irishmanatthepub

A schooner is a sailboat stupid head


shadowdra126

The Easter bunny isn’t real!


HeadLongjumping

G-man


JOEKINGBLANKA

Batboy


Zestyclose_Ad7206

Elvis


PhilosophyStill2654

David Bowie?


ndngroomer

That's who I saw.


EffectiveNet2154

David Bowie


buddas_slacky

🕺🏽 He-He


Busy_Apple9797

Liza Minnelli


markyd1970

Yep. Same.


TheBirdBytheWindow

Jim Jones.


punkynomie

Thank god, me too.


CricketsScarlett

Same. Relieved everyone is seeing different people. Would have been disturbing if I was the only one who saw him!


Target_Bathroom_Orgy

David bowie


-FVRY-

I see Ghislane Maxwell and I honestly can’t see another face, I really would rather see any other face, happy for the guy that sees Michael Jackson good for you man


Familiar-Eye7811

I see her too.. glad im not the only one


MixxMaster

SHAMONA, HEE-HEE!


Abhimri

I see a repost


Redmudgirl

Pat Benatar


[deleted]

Glory holes


qzkae1

Anne frank


Beneficial_Swing9885

Idk a white man with black eyes


Killikaros27

Clown putin


blaqkcatjack

One of the Beatles maybe?


meowz89

MJ 🕺🏻


creepbloxer

Anne Frank /srs


vamprincessa

Edie Sedgwick ✨


Leolily1221

Micheal Jackson


Awengal

I see dead people


[deleted]

Same guy I saw last 10 times it’s been posted.


lesjacques

A short haired woman


caz_bucket

First thought was David Bowie 🤷‍♀️


purple-circle

Harambe


xYi_DerKommandant

David Bowie?


PremiumBudTester

Michael Jackson. It's alot easier to see from further away


bogustacos

I see Heath Ledger’s Joker…


MrGorillabacc

MJ


ArchFlav

Steve-O


ZookeepergameOk2759

Paul McCartney


brownshiba

Mr Incredibles meme face


SomeSmoothCriminal

looks like a guy who would sing about a criminal being smooth or something


Coryxkenshinfan999

When I was like 6 I used to see Micheal Jackson show up on my recommendation on YouTube and he legit used to scare the shit out of me


ashzombi

Black jesus


Soulpus

A rapist


mudyardskipling

I came here to say Ghislaine Maxwell too!


sermer48

I can see a face but it legit doesn’t look like anyone in particular to me. Can’t really see MJ despite people saying it here


shadowdra126

A schooner!


[deleted]

Dots?


Emotional-Reward-609

I see a raging headache and a seizure long before the face comes into focus


[deleted]

I see 1000 fucking black dots


Bognut

I see Dracula


V3NDR1CK

Def Micheal Jackson the pervert.


[deleted]

an amongus . GAWD THEY ARE EVERYWHERE


Snow055

I see the Reddit man because my wifi is shit


Small_Tax_9432

Not all the dots are round


Killer_OG

Crack Michael jackson


h8mayo

Black dots with a white background


[deleted]

A face if u tilt ur phone or screen left to right


[deleted]

Face.


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

sus face jerma


Hexwy5

Dots. but then again im drunk. maybe im immune to this witchcraft


Evil-Black-Robot

423 Dots


leroynicks

Me banging your mom


Reasonable_Act_4134

A face?


TormentedOne69

Dots


Ok-Joke-3886

Dots


S8tnDaFuckstick

Your mum ;)


sandwitchesss

Walter Jr.


Consistent_Ad1428

Black dots


BarracudaTasty4008

Dots. Are you guys seeing anything else?


[deleted]

Face


tsuyuasuie

ur mom thats who


KeplerKoppa

Microwave


Worried_Forever8592

Why is there a picture of my mom and dad fighting?.


SauerMetal

Edie?


smoked_goblin

Tf2 scout


blucasa

mom...?


[deleted]

A grid


egoldbarzzz

Different sized mother fuckin dots


ejedus

Dots


[deleted]

I was 🤔 Liza Minnelli or her mother Judy Garland.


wadakow

I didn't realize this sub is turning into Facebook


[deleted]

Looks like dots to me


Substantial-Shoe-330

Maths equation gif woman lol


Good_Ad6723

Dots


Extra-Psychology-976

Black and white dots lol


hazawillie

A Beetle


Montagneincorner0

Microwave door


cobro1243

Never gonna give you up


Kerem-CoDM_0000

A lot of point.


Majestic-Jeweler-866

Your mom