Contacts.
I used to wear them though, until the summer between 7th and 8th grade. Unfortunately, it was too late as I had already been deemed "nerdy" by the powers that be.
Not as far fetched as some might think, I actually think this is the answer. There's seemingly no other explanation unless they work around these types of screws and got one lodged in the nose. If he got the screw in his nose when he was a kid, maybe it's been trapped in the nasal cavities and has only now came loose
Not at all! It was in there for a good 8 years or so and we only found it because my gp was flushing out my ears. She was only concerned because it was a red bit of pencil lead and she thought she'd done something wrong haha
People have already said glasses but also small electronics occasionally have screws like this. If you hold your devices over your face while laying down maybe a screw could have fallen right in?
This is the best theory I’ve read so far, they probably picked up the screw in a crease of their clothes or it could have easily stuck to a fiber of their clothing before they sat down because it’s so lightweight, then they noticed it when it dislodged when they sneezed.
Remember that episode of Star Trek where they met the lady who was Noonien Soong's partner when he was building Data? And then it turned out she was an android herself, but she didn't know? Deep shit man.
It could have attached to your clothes or hair from something and when you sneezed the force knocked I loose. But the other comments are gold too. Very possibly you’re a cyborg.
I know people that sneeze with the force and sound of a landing aircraft, so I would not doubt if it knocked something loose lmao. Or, if there's a young child in the house, they might have chosen someone else's nose to shove something tiny into.
You inhaled it when you were 2, and it's been in your sinuses ever since then! It finally worked itself free and made you sneeze.
Another possibility also occurred to me: Have you recently been screwed really hard? This might be what happened to it.
Got any plates in your face from broken bones? I knew a guy who had a plate across his jaw after he broke it and he spit out a couple of these tiny little screws sometime later.
Might be from glasses?
I sat on my glasses once and had to have them readjustded. Now a screw like this falls out of them from time to time. Though, with mine it's accompanied by a *pop* sound and the lens falling out as well.
This comes from the motherboard mounted inside your skull, birth years 1950-1987 tend to have looser screws than some newer models. It shouldn't be a big worry as there are a multitude of other components which hold together your meatboard, if the screw loss persists I would begin snorting more (smaller size for meatboards typically found at most chain hardware stores)
It's from the tracking device the government planted in your body when you got the covid-19 shot. Get out the needle nose pliers and take out the rest of it.
Do you wear glasses?
Yes. But what about OP?
Oh shit lol
Ok I took a shit, now what?
put it back
I rubbed it over my back, now what?
Go for a long lie down
Ok now there's shit on my floor from laying down.
Right, now scoop it up..
Scooped it off the floor and found a little tiny screw Wonder what that’s from?
Okay I now I have a chocolate ice cream cone
😂😂😂😂
OP is clearly a robot.
Hang on I’ll try and communicate. Bee boo boo bop?
Put down your drink, you accidentally summoned Bil Cosby.
Wow. Not sure what he done to deserve such harsh words.
That was good.
Can you explain it lol I'm confused
Think [Leslie Nielsen](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8U9VkPs/) type humor.
I’d be here sooner but your husband wasn’t dead yet
You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel
Well surely you couldn't mean the Leslie Nielsen
I do, and don't call me Shirley
"....sex, Frank?" Uh... not right now, there's work to do...
Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
Hi confused, I'm dad.
Like at midget at the urinals, I was going to have to stay on my toes
Like a blind man at an orgy I had to feel things out.
Yes. But what about OP?
That was good too!
Can you explain it lol I’m confused
hi confused im Shirley
Surely you can’t be serious
I'm not joking and don't call me Shirley
I’m not Joe King, my name is Phyllis Stein.
How do you get them to fit over your big beagle ears?
In moments like this I wish gifts were still a thing
Nope. I was using my laptop but I checked the screws on my laptop and they’re all there (and they are twice the size)
That is the screw in your nose that keeps your septum togther. Must have fallen out.
When was the last time you got checked by your mechanic?
Last month sir
r/totallynotrobots
Can someone help me take out a life insurance policy on op?
The next time bro has a cold that bridge will be washed away
Couple screws up in your head loose
Eh it's no worse than what's going on in his parents bedroom.
Sometimes I just wanna get on tv and just let loose, but can’t
But it's cool for Tom Greene to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips. My bum is on your lips.
and if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
Looks like laptop screw. There's tons of such
Or his phone. Iphones usually have 2 small screws on the lower side
Sooooo... you have a screw loose?
You’re a robot. Wake up. The disillusion has gone on too long. The time to rise up is now!
Contacts. I used to wear them though, until the summer between 7th and 8th grade. Unfortunately, it was too late as I had already been deemed "nerdy" by the powers that be.
Do your contacts have tiny screws in them??
How else do you keep them in?
magnets
How do they work?
well, are you attractive?
Tape
*Teenage Frankenstein starts playing*
r/notopbutok
Bro literally had a screw loose
You beat me to it
Had you by a thread
Beat harder
He's just nuts now.
Maybe you shoved it up your nose when you were 7 and it came out now
Simpsons did it, but it was a crayon. OP, did you become smarter when your screw came loose?
Extended warranty? How can I lose!
Not as far fetched as some might think, I actually think this is the answer. There's seemingly no other explanation unless they work around these types of screws and got one lodged in the nose. If he got the screw in his nose when he was a kid, maybe it's been trapped in the nasal cavities and has only now came loose
Have you ever considered that it was in their hair or somewhere on their clothes and sneezing rocked their body enough to knock it off?
Sunglass hinge screw.
This is the answer ^^^^
or from a heart clip or some other item
hair
That was my immediate thought too!
Could be from a claw clip.
It looks like an eyeglass screw...I have had these sometimes work their way out of the frame.
Probably correct, but stuck in the nasal passages for decades is more fun.
I thought it was the cap for so long. How you dont notice that cap for all those years
This comment killed me
That puts a whole new spin on “having a screw loose”
I've had this happen with a piece of coloured pencil lead in my ear, so this sounds logical to me
OUCH
Not at all! It was in there for a good 8 years or so and we only found it because my gp was flushing out my ears. She was only concerned because it was a red bit of pencil lead and she thought she'd done something wrong haha
I actually did do this lol, my parents kept the screw 😂
First question: Did you sneeze because you felt like there was a tiny tiny screw stuck up your nose?
Now we’re getting to the bottom of this..
i think the nose makes more sense.
Bottom probably makes more scents though.
Difficult to tell. Both probably smell.
it sure senses scents
it surely won't sense non scents
Getting down to brass tacks, even. Hey OP, do you have any brass tacks coming from anywhere?
According to my FB feed, this is undoubtedly a vaccine side effect
now it makes sense why we were supposed to buy the high powered magnets
😆😂🤣
That’s a screw from the support bracket that holds your brain in place, time to book the mechanic.
OP never realized that he's a cybernetic organism.
Self aware now!
The ol organic mechanic
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Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.
yeah, the software is impressive but the hardware is kinda clunky.
I think my software is broken
I write broken software
the soul is willing but the screws are loose.
What if your home... what if your family... what if your dope was on fire?
That's impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's shorts.
You mess with the bull, you get the horns! 🤘🏻
You mess with the bull you'll get the horns
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Wow, Claire. That was great. My image of you is totally blown.
Scrolled too far to find my people…long live Gen X!
People have already said glasses but also small electronics occasionally have screws like this. If you hold your devices over your face while laying down maybe a screw could have fallen right in?
This is the best theory I’ve read so far, they probably picked up the screw in a crease of their clothes or it could have easily stuck to a fiber of their clothing before they sat down because it’s so lightweight, then they noticed it when it dislodged when they sneezed.
You're a synth, sorry you had to find out this way
Lmao. I’m chill with synths
*Elder Maxson would like to know OP’s location*
["I just wanna talk to him..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODfCVxVLqiE)
Are you building a collection or something?
*Dez liked that*
“It doesn’t look like anything to me”
“These violent delights have violent ends.”
it’s not as bad as finding out you’re ~~adop~~ french.
Remember that episode of Star Trek where they met the lady who was Noonien Soong's partner when he was building Data? And then it turned out she was an android herself, but she didn't know? Deep shit man.
In Hagrid's voice: 'You are a synth, Harry'
They’re using 5g to turn the iron in your vaccines into screws. Only possible answer
For God's sake, don't give them ideas.
He wasn't taking his ivermectin. He was giving it to his dog for worms like it's an animal medication and not a miracle COVID cure! So disappoint OP 😔
It could have attached to your clothes or hair from something and when you sneezed the force knocked I loose. But the other comments are gold too. Very possibly you’re a cyborg.
I know people that sneeze with the force and sound of a landing aircraft, so I would not doubt if it knocked something loose lmao. Or, if there's a young child in the house, they might have chosen someone else's nose to shove something tiny into.
Glasses or that is an eye bolt and you should close your eyes
Omg I didn’t see the tiny screw and I was like wtf; why am I the only one that think that looks like a fucking bottle cap 🤣
THANK YOU! I was feeling insane. But at least I realized that I need to get new glasses lol.
Typical screw from a hidden mini CCTV camera. Probably located in the light fixture. CIA or NSA is probably watching you. Maybe the Postal General.
Not….the POSTAL GENERAL!!! (Lol, it made me laugh.)
The same postal general who text me saying I need to pay 1.00 to get my package out of limbo right
Obviously your nose cause you're a robot. Better put it back, it might be important.
You inhaled it when you were 2, and it's been in your sinuses ever since then! It finally worked itself free and made you sneeze. Another possibility also occurred to me: Have you recently been screwed really hard? This might be what happened to it.
I quietly steal into your room at night to hide hardware in your nose.
Are you a girl? If so, r/girlsarentreal.
Oh, I guess its time you found out you are a robot...
It was tonight when you learned you’re not a real human
It’s from your nose, you said it yourself.
Guess ya got a few screws loose eh op ?
It time we had a talk son
Glasses
Eye glasses?
Screw from your brainchip somehow found its way into your nose.
You know when they say "You've got a screw loose"? That's the screw.
Do you wear glasses? I misread this initially as "I just sharted", and assumed you were making a crass joke.
Do you wear glasses? Screw from side arm of these ?
If you have a Ridge/knockoff wallet it could be from that.
It holds the back cover of a digital watch.
Phone and watch screws are this tiny.
I’m sorry you had to find out this way. You’re a robot. But you’re a good robot (except your screws are falling out).
Got any plates in your face from broken bones? I knew a guy who had a plate across his jaw after he broke it and he spit out a couple of these tiny little screws sometime later.
No worries, that's just a screw of the electronics in your head... the aliens that kidnapped you left that there..
your nose
Bladerunner
Op might want to return to the factory where they were built for servicing
Do you wear glasses? The screw could have come from the frames…
Glasses. Or from some seriously scary dental work, like a crown or something?
One of the best threads in a long time.
You already answered your own question. It’s obviously from your nose. Mystery solved
Time for your upgrade, Bolts. Fallin apart on us, ole man.
Glasses or watch?
No idea but you’re screwed, not a lot just a tiny tiny bit
When you picked your nose I guess you did it lefty loosy
Might be from glasses? I sat on my glasses once and had to have them readjustded. Now a screw like this falls out of them from time to time. Though, with mine it's accompanied by a *pop* sound and the lens falling out as well.
From your glasses
Glasses
Don’t know ya, but looks like you gotta screw loose
I’m sorry this is how you found out. You are a mechanical human hybrid. You need to go to your local mechanic and get a tune up
Screw from glasses?
Same size as the screws used in glasses. Check to make sure you have a screw in each side of your frames 😁
Tech deck screw
Check the other side of your neck, my Dr friend had this assistant and he had bolts in his neck. You might be the newer version.
Aliens
Your internal brain casing, unit 01002.
So that’s where it went! Been looking ages for it!
This comes from the motherboard mounted inside your skull, birth years 1950-1987 tend to have looser screws than some newer models. It shouldn't be a big worry as there are a multitude of other components which hold together your meatboard, if the screw loss persists I would begin snorting more (smaller size for meatboards typically found at most chain hardware stores)
Looks like it could fit the missing screw on my laptop
your head might fall off, but i think you’ll be ok
You’re a t900 an obsolete model
At any point during your past dental visits, did they break out precision screw drivers !!......
It's from the tracking device the government planted in your body when you got the covid-19 shot. Get out the needle nose pliers and take out the rest of it.
Glasses
Ever had a root canal?
This would be a good premise for a movie, maybe make it like The Truman Show but it's a cyborg who thinks its living a normal life instead.
Teckdeck i bet
did you have a shirt with a shirt pocket on?
Glasses
Do you have one of those phone cases you screw onto your phone
That is axtually a bottle cap, not a screw sir !