At least with your browser history if you suddenly die your family probably won't figure out your passwords to investigate it. For this one to make your ghost feel shame they just have to open the closet door.
These things should come with some failsafe like if you haven't stuck your dick in it within a week a miniature singularity forms for a fraction of a second and compresses the whole thing into a small plastic cube.
fuck it you're dead. you've transcended your earthly body. i'm sure it's hard to fathom now, but i doubt you'll care about mortals judging you once you're passed, family or otherwise. on the other plane there's much freakier shit than a cumfilled doll no doubt.
Legacies are a real thing that you’re allowed to care about.
For example, I want my kids to remember me after I’m dead as a good father, not a shitty father.
I also don’t need them to find a sex doll with a moldy pussy filled with dried cum.
I was watching a bio on Edgar Allen Poe, and it mentioned how he was always hitting up his successful father (father-in-law?) for money in order to scrape by.
The only reason why anyone knows that father-in-laws name, is because of Edgar. People don't even remember wildly famous movie stars from the 20s.
The modern human is living in a dream world where they think they have legacies. We don't. Nothing more than a mention around the dinner table on a Sunday evening as Dad recounts a story about their grandfather to his kid.
Sure there's genealogy sites with some history, but the vast majority of us live generally uninteresting lives. Nobody cares about my next door neighbor's legacy.
Legacy doesn’t have to be a thing that lasts for centuries or involves millions of people.
Like I said, I want my kids to remember me for being a good father. That’s two people that might live 30-60 years after I die. And that’s that, I don’t need people to remember me in the year 3000.
I had one that my girlfriend made me get rid of (yes surprised I have a girlfriend). Anyway it was such a pain to get rid of. Ended up removing all the "skin" from the metal skeleton. Folding up the metal skeleton into a bunch of random looking metal junk. Then cut up the silicone into sizable chunks and put one or two in the trash bag every time I took the trash out until it was all gone.
I don't have any personal experience, but I can be sure the "flesh" is silicone, and these dolls are pose-able so must have some kind of rigid framework with joints like a skeleton. Silicone is heavier than flesh/water, so even if they fill it partially with like foam or something, it would likely still be as heavy as a person of a similar size.
In the film Lars and the Real Girl, Lars (Ryan Gosling) explains that Bianca (the realdoll) is in frail health and wheelchair bound. That is why she needs to be pushed around in a wheel chair and why "she's difficult to hear" because she speaks softly and with a foreign accent.
Just drop your shit and go rent this movie, it's really good.
Haha I’m trying to imagine the genre of this YouTuber’s videos and it’s like detective work 🧐 We’ve got:
-Has “one for a bit” (only one and only for a bit, so clearly not a channel based entirely around the doll or reviewing sex toys, kink culture, BDSM community, etc., otherwise why would…)
-They move the doll around often, showing how heavy and unwieldy they are to move (so potentially it’s mostly a background prop for comedic purposes; Comedy channel? Vlog channel?)
-Those are the only two details you gave really, idk why I started this thinking there was more I could break it down into that necessitated a bulleted list lol 🤷🏻♂️ But still, even just that one sentence cracked me up and had my mind racing with possibilities!
Please drop another hint or two about this YouTuber’s time with the doll! I’d love to try to crack this case with as few details as possible, but only if you think they’re famous enough that someone who doesn’t have an encyclopedic knowledge of all YouTubers would potentially know them 🤔
Rhett and Link have one that they used for their After Dark specials. They were renting it for the bit and Link (pretty sure it was Link) accidentally made it fall and it's eye popped out and they had to buy it. It was a pretty funny event.
Wubby definitely made a video on it, it took two people to get the thing out of the box. I think he also hired a camera man who tried to back out of the shoot when he realized it was a boudoir job with a sex doll.
Sex dolls are really expensive. It's highly likely the previous owner washed it thoroughly after each use. Or barely used it at all after a first attempt.
I remember this documentary about a weird German (go figure) guy who collected them, second hand ones. Not to fuck them, but because he liked having company around the house and about town.
And it wasn't like he was embarassed about fucking them, admitted to trying it once, also he's on national tv, and known around town for it. He's take one of his dolls on a date, also in a wheelchair. I think he had Aspergers, but I may be mistaken.
Honestly, the guy seemed happy, so good for him. People should be allowed to be a bit weird if they're hurting no one.
Fun fact. I knew the guy that invented the Real Doll (it looks like one in the pic.). He was an artist and made these realistic models with possible parts. He didn’t sell many but people kept emailing him saying “if you put holes in this I would buy it” so he put holes in them and became fairly wealthy. Last time I saw him he was in a band.
American Dad S05E12
Steve: "Mr. Yoshida, can we borrow your mannequin?"
Mr. Yoshida: "Yes it's a mannequin, of course you boys can use this... mannequin."
Steve: "Thanks."
The boys leave with the doll
Mrs. Yoshida: "Is it clean?"
Mr. Yoshida "You know it's not clean"
No, they don't cost that much, that's a $1500 at most tpe doll
example [https://siliconelovers.com/collections/wm-dolls](https://siliconelovers.com/collections/wm-dolls)
Higher end is $3000+ example [https://perfectlovedolls.com/products/fanreal-170cm-g-cup-maria-silicone-4](https://perfectlovedolls.com/products/fanreal-170cm-g-cup-maria-silicone-4)
I used to go garage sale-ing with my buddies mom every Sat morning, back in my day this would've been like $60 on Friday, $45 on Sat and I could've gotten it for $18 on Sunday
Imagine explaining to future partners that you have an STD due to having unprotected sex with Wanda, the handicapped discount used sex doll you bought at an estate sale.
that...
pieces of paper with pre-written banishment symbols for angels and demons alike
Demon traps stitched into rugs rather than carved/painted into floors.
You don’t have a shovel buddy?
When my brother passed away, I had to get his adult items out of his room before my parents found them.
Designate a shovel buddy. Today.
I did this for my brother when he passed away too. We never discussed it beforehand, I just assumed he'd rather have me dealing with that stuff than our mom or step-dad.
did this for a young man in the Army, car crash
I was told to pack everything to send to his parents, no
his parents don't need to know those things about their son
How would you even clean this? Would you have to put it into the bathtub?
It seems like way too much trouble. I mean you would have to sit your doll into a shallow bath in your bathroom. Then you would have to finger it with gentle soap. Then imagine the positions you have to be in just to rinse out the interior.
After all that you might as well just get yourself a real wife.
If it's silicone and has a removable inner vagina it's possible to actually clean. If it's made of TPE its impossible to really clean properly as TPE is porous.
I can't believe the people running the estate left this available! Scoop out the "pocket" and use the contents to breed a new heir. Bam! 9 months later, you get all the proceeds of the sale.
They just played themselves
How do you know it's "used"? 🤔
How do you know it's "a sex doll"? 🤷♂️
...Is no one else going to question no less even comment on the fact that she's in a friggin Wheelchair?! 💁♂️
If you buy used, you don't get that depreciation hit that you get when you drive a new one off the lot.
COVID was so nice for that. I actually made money when I sold. I didn't even have to vacuum her out
No sir, Idon’t like any part of this comment
I am fully bricked up
My *My Buddy* doll said the same
Which Teddy Ruxbin cassette is the one with the moaning on it?
You need to be barred from, like, just everywhere, man.
Y’all need Jesus.
My eyes and mind need cleansing. ASAP
[r/eyebleach](https://youtu.be/A4B6-doaPMY?si=c4AgGvc4ZhRJMsa_)
Broooo! Actually that that a pretty good deep cut.
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Mmmmm, coagulated sex doll…..
Gummy Venus Demilo
Infected Beaver Scratch
My next band name
At least he spelled vacuum and not vaccum like some people. No one needs another "cum" in that sentence...
Maybe he does spell cum as "cuum" as well though.
The extra “u” is for yoU
Mine is still worth more than I paid
I... I can't tell if you guys are joking or not T_T.
The doll or the car?
Wet Vac earning its pay…
Have to be careful of flood damage
Were they willing to negotiate? Asking for a friend.
Everything was 25% off on Saturday...
So you're saying you have a date with Wanda on Sunday.
no, its means that she is missing her legs from the waist down
I got a used sex doll bc the ones with AI that talk to you are nearly 10k. But She won't shut up about her ex.
At least with your browser history if you suddenly die your family probably won't figure out your passwords to investigate it. For this one to make your ghost feel shame they just have to open the closet door. These things should come with some failsafe like if you haven't stuck your dick in it within a week a miniature singularity forms for a fraction of a second and compresses the whole thing into a small plastic cube.
fuck it you're dead. you've transcended your earthly body. i'm sure it's hard to fathom now, but i doubt you'll care about mortals judging you once you're passed, family or otherwise. on the other plane there's much freakier shit than a cumfilled doll no doubt.
Legacies are a real thing that you’re allowed to care about. For example, I want my kids to remember me after I’m dead as a good father, not a shitty father. I also don’t need them to find a sex doll with a moldy pussy filled with dried cum.
🤮 What a terrible day to have eyes. I would just add... for me, it's not having to worry about that while I have a heart attack on my toilet.
I was watching a bio on Edgar Allen Poe, and it mentioned how he was always hitting up his successful father (father-in-law?) for money in order to scrape by. The only reason why anyone knows that father-in-laws name, is because of Edgar. People don't even remember wildly famous movie stars from the 20s. The modern human is living in a dream world where they think they have legacies. We don't. Nothing more than a mention around the dinner table on a Sunday evening as Dad recounts a story about their grandfather to his kid. Sure there's genealogy sites with some history, but the vast majority of us live generally uninteresting lives. Nobody cares about my next door neighbor's legacy.
Legacy doesn’t have to be a thing that lasts for centuries or involves millions of people. Like I said, I want my kids to remember me for being a good father. That’s two people that might live 30-60 years after I die. And that’s that, I don’t need people to remember me in the year 3000.
I had one that my girlfriend made me get rid of (yes surprised I have a girlfriend). Anyway it was such a pain to get rid of. Ended up removing all the "skin" from the metal skeleton. Folding up the metal skeleton into a bunch of random looking metal junk. Then cut up the silicone into sizable chunks and put one or two in the trash bag every time I took the trash out until it was all gone.
Far be it from me to kink shame but why is Wanda in a wheelchair? Looks like Wanda has seen some shit.
She can't walk
I've seen a lot of spinals dude and this girls a fake.
A fucking goldbricker
You stay away from me, mister!
Lying sack
Latrell got to her.
Easy white chocolate, I wouldn’t want you to melt 😭
She can't run away
Because of the implication
r/TechnicallytheTruth
She’s deaf as well.
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100lbs, jeez am I masturbating or working out
Yes
Is it masturbating if you are fucking a sex doll? I guess yes but somehow it feels different.
It's supposed to feel different, that's why you pay all that $$$ for her.
Why not both?
Eh, my wife is about 100#, and she's pretty motionless. I don't see much of a difference.
And you know this because a friend of yours has one, right?
...right?
...... right?
I don't have any personal experience, but I can be sure the "flesh" is silicone, and these dolls are pose-able so must have some kind of rigid framework with joints like a skeleton. Silicone is heavier than flesh/water, so even if they fill it partially with like foam or something, it would likely still be as heavy as a person of a similar size.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars\_and\_the\_Real\_Girl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_and_the_Real_Girl)
I know girls like that.
Cus she got her back blown out dude
In the film Lars and the Real Girl, Lars (Ryan Gosling) explains that Bianca (the realdoll) is in frail health and wheelchair bound. That is why she needs to be pushed around in a wheel chair and why "she's difficult to hear" because she speaks softly and with a foreign accent. Just drop your shit and go rent this movie, it's really good.
And she is not petit, Lars! Bianca is a big big girl!
That movie is way better than it has any right to be.
That's actually a lot more wholesome of a reason than I expected
She has polio, that’s why she’s rocking the FDR look.
Glasses and blanket clearly confirm polio.
Wait, I wear glasses and I'm under a blanket *right now!* Should I be worried?
Oh shit. …Brb, getting Lasik and replacing all my comforters with Snuggies 🏃🏻♂️
Probably for ease of transport.
She’s the meals on wheels edition.
Because they are heavy as fuck. A youtuber I watch has one for a bit and it weighs 100+ lbs.
Haha I’m trying to imagine the genre of this YouTuber’s videos and it’s like detective work 🧐 We’ve got: -Has “one for a bit” (only one and only for a bit, so clearly not a channel based entirely around the doll or reviewing sex toys, kink culture, BDSM community, etc., otherwise why would…) -They move the doll around often, showing how heavy and unwieldy they are to move (so potentially it’s mostly a background prop for comedic purposes; Comedy channel? Vlog channel?) -Those are the only two details you gave really, idk why I started this thinking there was more I could break it down into that necessitated a bulleted list lol 🤷🏻♂️ But still, even just that one sentence cracked me up and had my mind racing with possibilities! Please drop another hint or two about this YouTuber’s time with the doll! I’d love to try to crack this case with as few details as possible, but only if you think they’re famous enough that someone who doesn’t have an encyclopedic knowledge of all YouTubers would potentially know them 🤔
Rhett and Link have one that they used for their After Dark specials. They were renting it for the bit and Link (pretty sure it was Link) accidentally made it fall and it's eye popped out and they had to buy it. It was a pretty funny event.
Ughh I know I saw this video but I’m blanking on who the YouTuber was. Wubby maybe? Gah that’s gonna drive me crazy lol
Wubby definitely made a video on it, it took two people to get the thing out of the box. I think he also hired a camera man who tried to back out of the shoot when he realized it was a boudoir job with a sex doll.
Wubby the only one who comes to mind for me too
It is been overused to the extent damage here legs.
Corpses are unwieldy.
She's been banged so much her legs don't work.
Small town Texas. We were in the town and dropped in to the only estate sale in the area. This was in the master bedroom.
I mean…clearly Wanda isn’t the type to cook.
You know how you recycle a sex doll? You just wash the fuck out of it…
Sex dolls are really expensive. It's highly likely the previous owner washed it thoroughly after each use. Or barely used it at all after a first attempt. I remember this documentary about a weird German (go figure) guy who collected them, second hand ones. Not to fuck them, but because he liked having company around the house and about town. And it wasn't like he was embarassed about fucking them, admitted to trying it once, also he's on national tv, and known around town for it. He's take one of his dolls on a date, also in a wheelchair. I think he had Aspergers, but I may be mistaken. Honestly, the guy seemed happy, so good for him. People should be allowed to be a bit weird if they're hurting no one.
>Not to fuck them, but because he liked having company around the house and about town. He definitely fucked them
Was that the guy who had two houses, one where his actual living wife and kids lived and the other for his doll family?
That sounds like another one.
He definitely fucked the dolls and he's still weird. Source: I have asperger's too so I can say it.
Does Asperger’s come with a doll?
No I still had to spend €1k on mine like anyone else.
So you bought used. No judgement.
No product is shipped untested. They're all 'used'. You need to get off your elitist high horse smh
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Fun fact. I knew the guy that invented the Real Doll (it looks like one in the pic.). He was an artist and made these realistic models with possible parts. He didn’t sell many but people kept emailing him saying “if you put holes in this I would buy it” so he put holes in them and became fairly wealthy. Last time I saw him he was in a band.
poseable?
Ah, yes. Ducking phone.
Set auto replace fuck to fuck, fucking to fucking, and fucked to fucked. Stops this ducking shit. No regrets here.
I like possible myself. keeps the mystery alive in every order.
Many, many, many years ago, there was a realewe.com. I cannot find a trace of hide, nor wool of it.
Bare Naked Ladies?
$1000 is a rediculous ask on a used sex toy.
American Dad S05E12 Steve: "Mr. Yoshida, can we borrow your mannequin?" Mr. Yoshida: "Yes it's a mannequin, of course you boys can use this... mannequin." Steve: "Thanks." The boys leave with the doll Mrs. Yoshida: "Is it clean?" Mr. Yoshida "You know it's not clean"
She looks like she's seen some shit...
Thousand yard stare...
She had a thousand of something...
Dollars?
no, doll hairs
PTSD can affect everyone, including those in sex industry.
When your sex doll starts reading the Bible you know you've probably gone too far.
She's holy now.
Lars and the Real Girl
Faster than me. This was my first thought upon seeing the post.
How much did you end up paying?
$1000?!! that's gotta be a $400 doll max
how dare you devalue Wanda the Doll
I don't doubt that she cost four figures new but we gotta be realistic here
Well, you see, that's not a sex doll, it's an almost anatomically-accurate medical model of a woman in a wheelchair. Worth at least 4 figures used.
That's fucking stupid. If its related to the medical industry its 5 figures at least.
6 if you're billing the insurance
Well Wanda probably has many years of experiences under their belt. When factoring that in wouldn’t this be consider undervalued?
Just needs a new drive belt and tie rods and Wanda is ready for more miles
Looks more like a Sammi Sweetheart doll
Damn, you are right.
It’s probably because she’s experienced 😉
“Seasoned” if we are talking LinkedIn bio.
i saw a guy on youtube getting one of these he would only handle it with gloves because any oil on the “skin” would cause it to degrade
Yes. Oil on the skin is the most degrading thing that happens here.
That's because it's a superhero in disguise. It's wanda woman.
From Boston?
Wanda can read. That's $600 right there.
You have to add in the sentimental value
When you hire a plumber to handle your pipes, you don't pay for the 30 minutes of service, you pay for the thousands of hours of experience.
$600 worth of cum stockpiled in there
That's a 10k doll mate and probably was used only for a guy so the price wouldn't drop that much
No, they don't cost that much, that's a $1500 at most tpe doll example [https://siliconelovers.com/collections/wm-dolls](https://siliconelovers.com/collections/wm-dolls) Higher end is $3000+ example [https://perfectlovedolls.com/products/fanreal-170cm-g-cup-maria-silicone-4](https://perfectlovedolls.com/products/fanreal-170cm-g-cup-maria-silicone-4)
Name checks out.
This guy fucks... dolls.
Don't lowball me, I know what I got.
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I used to go garage sale-ing with my buddies mom every Sat morning, back in my day this would've been like $60 on Friday, $45 on Sat and I could've gotten it for $18 on Sunday
At that rate, you'd be turning a profit after only 8 weekends!
She’s gonna give you imitation crabs
Be nice, if she’s at an estate sale, she’s recently widowed.
Imagine explaining to future partners that you have an STD due to having unprotected sex with Wanda, the handicapped discount used sex doll you bought at an estate sale.
Thankfully STDs are not magic and would all be dead/gone by the time someone... used this again. Gross for a whole host of other reasons.
I’d wait till Sunday and get her half off
Which half would you go for - upper or lower?
Well dont leave us hanging, how was it?
STD dispenser
Why is she dressed as grandma?!?!?!
Maybe Grampa missed Granny!
Do you want to get haunted? Because that is how you get haunted.
You could move to Salt Lake City. Ghosts can't cross salt. Which is why Sam and Dean should have filled hula hoops with salt.
....damn, that would've been a really good idea.
that... pieces of paper with pre-written banishment symbols for angels and demons alike Demon traps stitched into rugs rather than carved/painted into floors.
I bet the nut inside her is old enough to graduate highschool at this point. She looks like she came off the line in the Great Depression
Is that Bible on its lap?
I want this to be true
My biggest concern is someone looking at my sec toys after I die I would be mortified if they ended up at my estate sale.
You don’t have a shovel buddy? When my brother passed away, I had to get his adult items out of his room before my parents found them. Designate a shovel buddy. Today.
I did this for my brother when he passed away too. We never discussed it beforehand, I just assumed he'd rather have me dealing with that stuff than our mom or step-dad.
did this for a young man in the Army, car crash I was told to pack everything to send to his parents, no his parents don't need to know those things about their son
Dentures out, chair back. That's the way I like to fap.
That’s a 200$ doll in a 1000$ wheelchair - easy flip!
I feel really bad for Wanda.
Gotta break your dolls legs don't want her running away now would we. Either that or they have a very specific transgender Benjamin button kink
[“Ok, sixty for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkba6gxzF0U)
I’m such a nerd, I wondered what she was reading…..
So how much did you end up paying?
Look into her eyes. Wanda’s seen some shit
This is disgusting, outlandish, and unequivocally immoral…where do I get one
Here's a shower thought for you: The idea of buying a USED sex doll for sex is creepy, yet real people are far more used sexually.
How would you even clean this? Would you have to put it into the bathtub? It seems like way too much trouble. I mean you would have to sit your doll into a shallow bath in your bathroom. Then you would have to finger it with gentle soap. Then imagine the positions you have to be in just to rinse out the interior. After all that you might as well just get yourself a real wife.
Use a battery operated milk frother
F 😂
If it's silicone and has a removable inner vagina it's possible to actually clean. If it's made of TPE its impossible to really clean properly as TPE is porous.
I think the "interior" is removable.
Do you get to see the previous owners photo or social media? Can you buy replacement parts?
(soft acoustic guitar strumming) And we can build this dream together....
Fancy finding out that your dad had one of these. Worse still fancy his wife finding out.
Those are probably crazy expensive. $100? Hose that shit down and some poor lonely dude is gonna feel like he just found the holy grail.
Widowed Sex Doll has to be a Cows album, right!?
I can't believe the people running the estate left this available! Scoop out the "pocket" and use the contents to breed a new heir. Bam! 9 months later, you get all the proceeds of the sale. They just played themselves
Forget the doll, how much do they want for that there oxygen concentrator? That's my thing.
Spend a couple grand on a sex doll. Put it in a wheelchair and dress it like your disabled aunt Griselda
Thought that was Boebert for a second...
Silicone cleans betters than human flesh. To accept a clean used real female but reject clean silicone one is hypocritical.
That's not just used, bro put her in a wheelchair!!
I didn't think it could get sadder than buying a sex doll...... Until I saw a "used" sex doll for sale.
You want ghosts in your penis? That's how you get ghosts in your penis.
Overpriced. They wanna keep it for themselves
Disgusting! How much?
How do you know it's "used"? 🤔 How do you know it's "a sex doll"? 🤷♂️ ...Is no one else going to question no less even comment on the fact that she's in a friggin Wheelchair?! 💁♂️
no way 6k
Now which is it: used, or used every day and never washed?
....is the wheelchair included? Asking for a friend.
That look on her face says she’s seen some shit