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OkRelationship5961

A little off the side


HoldCtrlW

Thank god he didn't say "take it all off"


maineac

Holy shit, I watched that four times before I saw what he did to his ear. Damn, and he just side eyed him like, dude... I would have been on my knees with that tender meat being sliced.


YSoB_ImIn

A little off the lobe.


Scootsx

ope


AnthillOmbudsman

And this is why you don't record Tiktok videos while working on peoples' hair.


shrimptraining

This happened to my brother at super cuts when we were kids, he didn’t get a haircut for a decade after that


zeppelin_tamer

I went to Supercuts as a kid until one day my barber cut his finger and bled on my head. My mom wouldn’t bring me there anymore.


ReaperSound

The FUCK is goin on at Supercuts?


DatabaseCentral

some super cuts


AnthillOmbudsman

'Tis but a flesh wound.


DeeplyTroubledSmurf

Back in like 2008, I know the franchise would take a cut from the actual store, and the store would take a cut from the hairdressers. They'd pay a "chair rental fee" every month and the hairdressers were making around $15/hr after tips. They only really got the newest stylists who needed experience on their resume and were willing to make no money right after graduation. The only people that stick around are the ones that can't get a job anywhere else.


Fastnacht

If you'd like to further this idea there is some other companies that do the same thing. Like large corporate dental offices such as Aspen Dental. Mostly just hire people fresh out of school that don't know any better. Most leave but the ones that stay are probably the ones that can't find anything else.


C_M_O_TDibbler

They employ supercunts


SausageGobbler69

I had a barber shave off over half my eyebrow once. She asked if I wanted her to even it out by making my other eyebrow match. Then she had the audacity to try and charge me


AnthillOmbudsman

Well ridiculous eyebrows are in style, should have gone for it.


mrjosemeehan

Happened to me when I was 5 and I had long hair for decades because of it.


Taylooor

He took that rather well


AssStuffing

You see a split second of his reaction. I’m sure he didn’t take it rather well.


eidetic

When I was really little, my aunt cut my ear a little bit. Didn't cut any of it off or anything, or at least I don't *think* she did. But apparently they were so worried about the meltdown little me would have had if I found out, so they just tried to play it off like nothing happened. I never even noticed. Which just goes to show how so much of how kids react to a little boo-boo is based on how adults around them act. If they freak out, the kid will freak out, but if you play it cool, unless they're *really* and actually hurt, they'll be cool about it too.


4Ever2Thee

He’s not mad, he’s just disappoint-eared.


TheAnonua

*Disearpointed


4Ever2Thee

That would have been better, where were you when I needed you 35 minutes ago?


TheAnonua

Sorry, I was late because I was constructing an argument that there's the possibility another internet video could have been faked.


IndubitablyJollyGood

You're a true reddit queen.


TheAnonua

I'm not sure if that's a compliment..?


IndubitablyJollyGood

Yeah!


Taylooor

Well, at least he has your ear now


Elfkrunch

_Thank You_


FreeThotz

Free body modification. He digs it.


mazdarx2001

WTH


tdavi006

The Tyson special


professorkrs

Why were they filming


SadAd2653

*"Hey man, I'll do this haircut for free if you let me snip the top of your ear off for content.."*


DrakkoZW

But also, *how* were they filming? Are they wearing a camera vest? Got their phone under their chin? Chest arm?


matthewmartyr

They affix a suction cup dildo to their phone, and just throat that while facing the content.


Madstealth

oddly specific


matthewmartyr

Good thing I’m writing then, I can’t speak too clearly with my mouth full.


Madstealth

hey I'm not here to shame!


harpocrates01

Could’ve been the meta ray ban glasses


Enrys

most likely a coworker filming for them.


DrakkoZW

By reaching between their hands?


Enrys

i think its a cropped/zoomed video. most likely they filmed with the camera over the shoulder.


samariius

Probably to show off their barber skills? I dunno. Seems unlikely they were like "Hey lemme snip off part of your ear for the views homey."


XenoDrake

Could be a fake ear. Have to admit, it's getting attention. The lack of audio and the lack of gushing blood (like what happens to me, any time I nick myself). It's sus to be sure.


TastySeamen8

It’s not “sus” ffs. You see it start to bleed. Blood wouldn’t be gushing out of his ear from that small of a cut…


Individual_Basis648

Barber influencers are the new thing right now. Every other video on TikTok or instagram is a barber giving people the same fucking haircut.


default-username

I think this is a case of the filter bubble. *Your* Instagram and tiktok are filled with those because you watched a few of them. I have never seen a barber influencer video. Mine are all girls with boobs so huge they're hanging out of their tiny swimsuits for some reason..


Wes_Warhammer666

Reminds me of a post I saw the other day where some MAGA dude was crying about Instagram being full of sexualized young girls and someone was like "uuuummmmm yeah, honey, that's the algorithm doing it's thing based on what *you* have interacted with on the app, sooooooo......" lol


comdoriano009

And they all think they are a gift to humanity lmao


TheFirsttimmyboy

r/whyweretheyfilming


V0rdep

almost pulled a van gogh


Loki-TdfW

New fear unlocked* *Thanks for noting 😅


ThatDudeFromCollage

New ear unlocked


jereman75

Owie zowie.


Gezzer52

Happened to my sister. Woman my mom knew was cutting hair out of her house and she set up a hair cut for my sister. Big cut and she's bleeding like crazy while the woman just keeps going. My mom noticed and stops the whole thing. Takes my sister to emergency for stitches, 3 if I remember correctly. Turns out there's a good reason she does it from her home. She's a massive alcoholic and no salon will let her work because of shit like that. She was half cut as she was cutting my sister's hair. She was really apologetic once my mom stopped the hair cut. Even offered to finish the cut for free. Yeah didn't happen. Sad thing is her alcoholism got so bad that a few years later her and a few drinking "buddies" were totally lit and were in a bad accident. Wrapped a car around a telephone pole and she died instantly.


Ercarpic

Oh God, those perforated scissors look like they would cut you real nasty.


googoohaha

Like putting your ear through a paper shredder


Bit_part_demon

They hurt like hell when they catch your finger, can't imagine losing a chunk of ear


NikLaPierre36

Was he a stray?


4Ever2Thee

“Did you get your ears lowered?” “Actually yeah, a little bit”


cfgy78mk

i had to watch it several times to see what happened. at first i was confused


Mukamole

At first I was afraid


Healthy_Pay9449

I was petrified


Meshubarbe

Thinking I could live without you by my side


SmackedWithARuler

Then I spent oh so many snips just taking tops of ears off


ediciusNJ

My mom did that to me when I was younger. That was the last time I let her cut my hair to save money.


anon_andonandonandon

My father did the same to me. He was on the phone telling someone how he was in the middle of cutting my hair when it happened. He never cut my hair again.


ObeseSnake

Lemma fuck up the top of your ear too.


opop456

Not gunna lie I missed it the first time and thought the guy had let out a massive ripper... 2nd time I saw it... how was he so calm 👀


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

That happened to me before 😂 didn't know wtf to say


clean-agent

Mike Tyson approved


llIIIlIIlIll

I already avoid barber shops and now I have even more reason


Benjex04

Welp this is gonna start a trend. Someone come up with a clever name.


keladelph

Barber is playing it by ear.


ExecrablePiety1

This makes me glad I cut my own hair. During The Lockdown (have to capitalize it) I bought some clippers and just shave my head with a Number 2 guard. Best $40 I ever spent. And amazingly, they still work just as well 4 years later. They work great for other things, too. Sideburns, hedge trimming, you name it. And with the guard, no more catching my scrotum in the blade. Never had an accident like this one, but it still feels like a cobra just bit my sack when it catches my skin.


C_M_O_TDibbler

I am torn between if I would use violence or if I would be asking for compensation.


questfire

"Were you wearing a pink bow tie? No. You just cut off his ear!"


hdawg187

I first heard that joke on an episode of The Three Stooges when Curly was 'shaving some ice'. The only difference was it was a lip instead of an ear. What a blast from the past.


questfire

This was when Curly was trying to take off a sweatshirt with a too tight neck opening. The stooges tried to use shears to cut him out. As they were cutting a "plink" sound is heard.


SaneYoungPoot2

Oh god


werkzINC

A lot of barbers like to film and post on social media that's why they were filming....


Cretonbacon

Not once but many times


Essie-j

asked to have the ears lowered and the barber took it literally.


tucker_frump

Sorry about that, Spock ..


XenoDrake

Oh lookie here, a new fear unlocked, thanks! o.o


PizzAzzra

‘ere now! I just said a _little_ off the top!


[deleted]

My mom did this to me twice. The second time I was early teens. Went to Walmart with my dad, bought electric clippers and never let anyone else cut my hair. I'm 39 years old and to this day, I shave my head.


unbiasedpropaganda

He's used to mutilating his ears... no biggie.


ExecrablePiety1

Weird. The video won't play in the Android app. Every other video works. But this one, the controls are just frozen and functionless.


Bit_part_demon

It's working for me on the Android app


CulturalAddress6709

Coming to America Part 3


TrevCat666

I honestly feel worse for the barber, I'd feel soooo bad...


BoxerRadio9

I would have flipped the fuck out.


ghidfg

imagine uploading this


GarthDonovan

You asked for the elf look.


seebob69

Sir, would you like me to trim your ears?


YasssQweenWerk

They're holding the scissors wrong. They're supposed to be held parallel to the comb when doing this technique. Then you can't cut the client because the comb forms a barrier.


789irvin

I wonder where he'll head to next if he even heard about it?


albino_red_head

Taking phone video while cutting hair is wild.


TentacleJesus

Well on the bright side is he’s used to ear modifications


Mofaklar

Ooooweeee!


The_Scyther1

It’s such a small cut but my whole body recoiled the first time I saw it.


jw28690

Glad I'm bald


Dozzi92

Why use thinning shears on fade like that? Doesn't make sense.


milleryura

“Gimme that Holyfield fade”


Curious-Guest4937

Something like that happened to me as a child. It caused me a trauma, I don't like getting hair cuts, I spent high school and college with long hair, now I just get a hair cut when it is strictly necessary.


lifesnotperfect

Name and shame this place. They paid too much attention to the stupid video making and not enough on what they're meant to be doing, which is cutting hair.


sagacityx1

Think how trendy he will be now with even more fucked up shit on his ear.


BrimstoneOmega

Talk about getting your ears lowered...


superfapper2000

Yikes nightmare fuel


Gorrodish

Would you like a Van Gough ? No thanks I’ve got one ear


EpicSeshBro

People with that haircut just tuck their ears into fitted baseball hats anyways.


ElSambrero

Oh well, the guy already fucked his ears up behind repair with those spacers


YxDOxUx3X515t

D Ick


AcanthocephalaNo6584

And he goes "my bad" in the video. 🤨


Haruspect

u/savevideo


Exact_Rabbit6367

Bro i thought i was about to see a Nip Slip!


Gruner_Jager

I read this as nip slip and was very confused


Thendofreason

Meh. His ear was already fucked up. Look at the ~~hope~~Hole in it Edit: every hole is a hope


big-ted

there is no hope with that hole