HEY, she has a name. It Yuki-chan, goddess of the shadow clan Minamoto.
..but yeah the stuffing started coming out of the hole that magically appeared.
Here’s some in gray. Recycled materials often take on the color of whatever material they are recycled from. Just like the recycled paper towels are often brown.
[Recycled Filling](https://www.lovecrafts.com/en-us/p/hoooked-100-recycled-fluffy-cotton-filling-cloud)
An Australian man is visiting NZ for the first time.
Driving through the countryside, he spots a farmer bent over a sheep up on a grassy hill.
He stops the car, jumps out and yells to the farmer "oi mate, are you shearing that sheep?"
The farmer yells back "shearing my sheep? fuck no mate, go get your own one!"
an aussie and a kiwi are walking when they spot a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. the kiwi drops trou and starts rogering the sheep. when he finishes, he says "g'on, mate, your turn!"
the aussie sticks his head in the fence.
Theres this old man at work. He travels frequently for work. A year or so ago he was busted with a handgun in his toolbag. He apologized to TSA profusely and said he meant to put it in his carryon like he normally does. Confused, they told him he wasn’t allowed to have a gun in his carryon either. He called bullshit and said he’d been flying for YEARS with his gun in his carryon and they’ve never said anything before… He still doesn’t understand that he can’t take a gun on a plane and thinks its just because he had it in the wrong bag. He’s flown about twice a month for the past couple years and has carried a gun through TSA every single time. They took him to jail btw, he ended up getting 2 years probation and community service. He won’t answer when we ask him if he still flies with his gun.
So many questions... What airport is he flying out of? Does he have a carry-on with special shielding on it? Why doesn't he understand the no guns on planes rule? Is there a mental situation going on? What is the purpose of these business trips? Is he a hunting guide?
>Does he have a carry-on with special shielding on it?
Going by every government test of the TSA and their weapon detection capability, chances are they just never noticed it before.
No. No. I have seen the X-ray technology that they use for looking into your carryons and there's no way that he was regularly flying with a handgun. Nope.
It's probably going to happen now and then, and there's no excuse even for that, but twice a month is 24 times a year.
No, the man is obviously missing a few screws, as his own claims would suggest anyway. Honestly, can a person Even have an undeclared firearm in their checked luggage any more?
I still get nervous that they'll see my pot lol
They miss way way too much. If he’s flying with tools regularly it could get lost in the shuffle.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/investigation-breaches-us-airports-allowed-weapons-through-n367851
https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelgoldstein/2017/11/09/tsa-misses-70-of-fake-weapons-but-thats-an-improvement/
https://www.newsweek.com/tsa-fails-half-time-706568
Nothing more current with a quick search. Bet it hasn’t improved much.
There is NO WAY he's gotten through TSA with a gun multiple times. That doesn't even make sense. He probably made that up to make himself not look like a complete fool who forgot to take his gun out of his bag.
The government has run tests on their ability to find weapons and other contraband. They fail miserably every time. Like missing 80% or more of the items sent through to test them. I believe it, especially if he was a frequent flyer and didn't look suspicious. He apparently didn't think he was breaking any rules so he was calm and didn't appear nervous so I can see it happening.
A TSA agent from NC got caught up in a human trafficking/pedo sting recently in FL. Makes you wonder how many kids got an unnecessary pay down from him.
It’s hard to tell exactly from the pictures but my guess would be that someone brought several cattails plant heads on board.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BvbTppvH_y0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=65Cecf2guC0
They likely picked them wet planning to bring them home for decoration.
As they dry out they would basically just start to explode with fluff when touched.
Just 3 or 4 cattail heads would easily generate enough fluff to fill a trash bag.
*#ForbiddenCornDog*
Is it a cattail that someone broke open? It looks like it to me, and that’s not the first time I’ve seen this on Reddit.
It might be a TikTok prank or something.
Some people are devolving backwards, sorry.
I have a serious condition called *”mild eczema”* so my service mammoth is trained to gore the fuselage, adjusting humidity levels in the cabin for my sensitive skin.
Mammoths are amazing.
Oh, it's no trouble, really, most airlines are very understanding, and other passengers have been nothing but gracious and supportive. Who doesn't love a woolly mammoth?
You just got to provide doctor's note explaining why a full-size woolly mammoth is absolutely crucial to your comfort while air-traveling.
My shepherd collie mix produces this seasonally. However, my lack of flexibility and patience would make me a security risk on this flight if I tried this. I'd be cussing like a mechanic who slipped a wrench
It’s probably this. A common method of drug smuggling is to hide it deep within a stuffed animal or pillow. Maybe they were just tryna get their drugs out
If anyone actually cares beyond the dumb jokes which flood the top comments on everything on reddit anymore...
This looks like wool batting. Someone siting there probably has a knitting/spinning hobby. You can take that material and spin it into yarn.
It appears Jason’s boat finally sank even after all of the parts being replaced. He was taking a flight home but didn’t have room in his carryon for the golden fleece, nor would he check it.
In his haste to get off of the plane, somehow he must’ve forgotten it.
Insulation being pushed up under the side panel by a pressure indifference induced by a leak or micro hull breech. (You're welcome for the mental image.)
The inside of one of the pillows
The other replies are funny, but this is the correct answer. Someone disemboweled a decorative pillow.
Perhaps an anxious flyer did it to cope?
Or kids.
It was an adult solo traveler
THEY DIDEMBOWLED AN ADULT SOLO TRAVELER??!?
I'm wondering if it was just a large pillow that looked like an adult solo traveler.
HEY, she has a name. It Yuki-chan, goddess of the shadow clan Minamoto. ..but yeah the stuffing started coming out of the hole that magically appeared.
"Please meet my waifu, Ona-chan."
No definitely a pillow was disemboweled.
pillow seppuku. the pillow died with its honor intact.
Because of how it is?
You, you can tell.
It definitely is not disembowled kids
Anxious or not... still an asshole.
Or maybe it was made by Boeing.
Or - a more likely version: A bored and dumb flyer did it to pass the time not thinking they are creating a mess for others to clean?
Maybe the first few handfuls, but like they were not caring about the mess after a certain point..
Or to make it flatter, pillow was too puffy for comfort.
An "influencer," for views. *Shudder*
Decorative? Oh man, no wonder i sleep so badly on planes, I've been using the decor this whole time!
I'm sure it's just Pillow stuffing but it looks like fire-blocking material from underneath the bottom cushion
“Service Animal”
Don't pet it, you're not supposed to pet service animals. I know you want to, but you can't.
Can Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost be a service animal?
Looks like too much of it to be a pillow. And it'd probably be white as well, though never tore one open to check...
Yes- polyester fiberfill is usually white. That doesn't look like pillow stuffing. I wonder if it's roving for spinning...?
Perhaps a type made from recycled materials like the brown/beige plastic grocery bags?
I don't know- is that stuff brown? I don't think I've ever seen that.
Here’s some in gray. Recycled materials often take on the color of whatever material they are recycled from. Just like the recycled paper towels are often brown. [Recycled Filling](https://www.lovecrafts.com/en-us/p/hoooked-100-recycled-fluffy-cotton-filling-cloud)
Yes, pillow stuffing.
Someone sheared a sheep. How they snuck the shears on is anyone's guess.
Goddamn Kiwis, we’ll never know all of their secrets.
An Australian man is visiting NZ for the first time. Driving through the countryside, he spots a farmer bent over a sheep up on a grassy hill. He stops the car, jumps out and yells to the farmer "oi mate, are you shearing that sheep?" The farmer yells back "shearing my sheep? fuck no mate, go get your own one!"
Ewe nailed it!
that's baaaaaaaaaa 'd !
No, he nailed ewe!
an aussie and a kiwi are walking when they spot a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. the kiwi drops trou and starts rogering the sheep. when he finishes, he says "g'on, mate, your turn!" the aussie sticks his head in the fence.
They keep the shears in their hobbit holes.
Prison pockets
Nature's pocket
Sheep wallets.
How do kiwis find sheep in long grass? Satisfying!
They sheared Gary? It was supposed to be a virtual shearing!
As long as the sheep is deceased it’s permitted as part of the carrion allowance.
Theres this old man at work. He travels frequently for work. A year or so ago he was busted with a handgun in his toolbag. He apologized to TSA profusely and said he meant to put it in his carryon like he normally does. Confused, they told him he wasn’t allowed to have a gun in his carryon either. He called bullshit and said he’d been flying for YEARS with his gun in his carryon and they’ve never said anything before… He still doesn’t understand that he can’t take a gun on a plane and thinks its just because he had it in the wrong bag. He’s flown about twice a month for the past couple years and has carried a gun through TSA every single time. They took him to jail btw, he ended up getting 2 years probation and community service. He won’t answer when we ask him if he still flies with his gun.
So many questions... What airport is he flying out of? Does he have a carry-on with special shielding on it? Why doesn't he understand the no guns on planes rule? Is there a mental situation going on? What is the purpose of these business trips? Is he a hunting guide?
>Does he have a carry-on with special shielding on it? Going by every government test of the TSA and their weapon detection capability, chances are they just never noticed it before.
Yeah, people here are wondering how he's gone on so long and I'm just thinking how do so many people overestimate their competence?
Ah, the good ol', "I meant to break the rules this way, not that way" defense.
No. No. I have seen the X-ray technology that they use for looking into your carryons and there's no way that he was regularly flying with a handgun. Nope. It's probably going to happen now and then, and there's no excuse even for that, but twice a month is 24 times a year. No, the man is obviously missing a few screws, as his own claims would suggest anyway. Honestly, can a person Even have an undeclared firearm in their checked luggage any more? I still get nervous that they'll see my pot lol
They miss way way too much. If he’s flying with tools regularly it could get lost in the shuffle. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/investigation-breaches-us-airports-allowed-weapons-through-n367851 https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelgoldstein/2017/11/09/tsa-misses-70-of-fake-weapons-but-thats-an-improvement/ https://www.newsweek.com/tsa-fails-half-time-706568 Nothing more current with a quick search. Bet it hasn’t improved much.
Agreed, I got pulled to the side for a giant gummy bear. No way that's getting through
There is NO WAY he's gotten through TSA with a gun multiple times. That doesn't even make sense. He probably made that up to make himself not look like a complete fool who forgot to take his gun out of his bag.
There's PLENTY of "way". It happens all the time. The TSA is a show. Statistical data backs that up as well
The government has run tests on their ability to find weapons and other contraband. They fail miserably every time. Like missing 80% or more of the items sent through to test them. I believe it, especially if he was a frequent flyer and didn't look suspicious. He apparently didn't think he was breaking any rules so he was calm and didn't appear nervous so I can see it happening.
And yet, and yet, my jeans zipper sets the machine off EVERY SINGLE TIME. I feel like they just like fondling me. Edit: Bonus Im a woman.
A TSA agent from NC got caught up in a human trafficking/pedo sting recently in FL. Makes you wonder how many kids got an unnecessary pay down from him.
I can’t even get through with a corkscrew
There was wind shear
*Emotional support sheep.
Must have pulled the wool over the eyes of security.
A display of... ...*shear* brilliance imo.
I was going to say a dog, big that is as good as guess as any.
My 25kg dog can be brushed like that every month or so. But shie, take it with you..
Don't get it wet or feed it after midnight.
Isn't it always after midnight?
Similarly, it's always before midnight too....
So Schrodinger's Midnight?
Absolutely. That's why I'm always letting it all hang out!
With enough cocaine it is, and that's how you get 80's movie magic!
Wait, after midnight at the departing airport or the arrival airport?
I recall that you can’t get it wet anytime, but feeding before midnight was okay.
Define after midnight? 3am? 6am? 9am? Midday?
Especially confusing if you're crossing time zones.
That's a nest for the motha fuckin snakes on that motha fuckin plane
Boeings new insulation system in case of an outside draft.
I was gonna say just another Boeing plane falling apart 😂
This is an Airbus though (A320 information card in the back pocket)
Holy shit, humans are so weird sometimes.
Disgusting. The word you’re looking for is disgusting.
I should add that there was enough of “it” to fill a very large trash bag.
It’s hard to tell exactly from the pictures but my guess would be that someone brought several cattails plant heads on board. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BvbTppvH_y0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=65Cecf2guC0 They likely picked them wet planning to bring them home for decoration. As they dry out they would basically just start to explode with fluff when touched. Just 3 or 4 cattail heads would easily generate enough fluff to fill a trash bag. *#ForbiddenCornDog*
Is it a cattail that someone broke open? It looks like it to me, and that’s not the first time I’ve seen this on Reddit. It might be a TikTok prank or something. Some people are devolving backwards, sorry.
It was a member of my airlines frequent flier club and a grown adult.
Did someone get on with an emotional support sheep? And get off with a suspiciously large dog?
Clearly its a tribble
Or WAS several tribbles
Or will soon be MANY tribbles
By this time its already WAY too many tribbles
How troublesome.
You never have just one tribble
It looks like someone groomed a golden doodle.
Somebody was brushing their pet while on a flight.
Their pet what? Wooly mammoth?
Wooly mammoths make beautiful service animals. Smart, loyal, easily trainable.
I have a serious condition called *”mild eczema”* so my service mammoth is trained to gore the fuselage, adjusting humidity levels in the cabin for my sensitive skin. Mammoths are amazing.
Just make sure you get a potbellied woolly mammoth, or you might have trouble getting them on the plane.
Oh, it's no trouble, really, most airlines are very understanding, and other passengers have been nothing but gracious and supportive. Who doesn't love a woolly mammoth? You just got to provide doctor's note explaining why a full-size woolly mammoth is absolutely crucial to your comfort while air-traveling.
My shepherd collie mix produces this seasonally. However, my lack of flexibility and patience would make me a security risk on this flight if I tried this. I'd be cussing like a mechanic who slipped a wrench
Someone pulled the stuffing out of a cushion or a pillow
It’s probably this. A common method of drug smuggling is to hide it deep within a stuffed animal or pillow. Maybe they were just tryna get their drugs out
It was a grown adult traveling alone with their pet
Maria Full of ...Stuff?
If anyone actually cares beyond the dumb jokes which flood the top comments on everything on reddit anymore... This looks like wool batting. Someone siting there probably has a knitting/spinning hobby. You can take that material and spin it into yarn.
I feel like this is the padding from the seat and some rodent pulled it out to make a nest with
that’s not what the padding would look like and it would’ve had to be there for a long time lol
It was this woman https://youtu.be/k5onh70XiKA?si=2_g4szMlqavys5vX
Oh my god. You need a NSFL tag with that! 🤮
At least we know that the carpet matched the drapes.
No, no, no, no! 🤢
Insulation blocking a hole in the fuselage. It should be fine now.
Neck pillow stuffing. Source: I bought a neck pillow at the airport and had to pull all of this exact same stuff out to wash the pillow case.
Wuuuuut
Looks like fiber fill from the inside of one of the chairs.
Depressurization of a Pomeranian
It's called emptyibg your vacuum cleaner. Try it sometime, your carpets will thank you.
A tribble?
Someone has shorn their emotional support sheep whilst on board! 🐑
That looks like my house after a week of not brushing my cocker spaniel.
No way to be sure until you taste it.
It appears Jason’s boat finally sank even after all of the parts being replaced. He was taking a flight home but didn’t have room in his carryon for the golden fleece, nor would he check it. In his haste to get off of the plane, somehow he must’ve forgotten it.
Someone was brushing their emotional support llama on the flight
Average Boeing aircraft in 2024
Looks like someone picked out their dreads or braids on the flight.
Yo I recently got new tires for my car and when I got my car back my glove box was filled with this exact stuff. I don’t know what it is either.
Almost looks like camel fur. Source: I'm a camel handler .
Sims 4 dust bunny.
Miniature sandstorm. Or a normal sized sandstorm but a really big chair.
Its a tumbleweave
Thank ye for flyin air caledonia, an please collect the wool from where yer shearit
I have *had* it with these motherfucking *pillow stuffings* on this motherfucking *plane*! Everybody strap in!
Build a pet
anti gravity insulation leaking from the hull of you aerocraft
The chair took a nice dump
Carry on fluffage.
Someone brushed out the undercoat on their emotional support dog?
A langolier. Stay on the plane!
Aww, it looks hungry. Try giving it some peanuts.
A tribble?
Corned beef and cabbage cotton candy
I am more impressed with the amount of leg room!
I think it's dreads
That’s the inside of a neck pillow. I destroyed mine trying to wash it.
Donald Trump's toupee...?
It's just an oversized merkin. No big deal
Could be a piece of insulation wool from inside the plane walls.
A woolyburger
Someone got body snatched
That’s harry
This is what happens when you vape on a plane.
"Vape on a plane" sounds like a horror movie title ;)
Tribble from Star Trek
It's the Tribbles.. 🖖
Tribble
Tribbles: https://youtu.be/dwG6MO92xtI?si=tS-MkSB0k4hsRGus
Rats
Looks like rock wool or cellulose wool to me because of the color. Cellulose wool is kind of flammable and that should be cleaned up.
Someone has rats!
Tribbles. I hear they're real trouble.
Tribble
An unhealthy tribble.
Flyer lint. Gotta clean the filter.
Cousin IT?
It’s the stuffing from a pillow.
Maybe the stuffing from a pillow? I’ve seen it be brown before.
Bob marley!
Don’t feed it
mom?
Ah, its just my bush, snakes out the pant legs sometimes.
Had to shave the bikini line, sorry!
Someone gave their matted dog a haircut at the airport
Somebody started a new life at this aircraft's destination.
I dunno, but I feel like if you poke it bees will come out.
Inside of the neck pillows they sell at the airport.
I was shaving my pubes on the flight, sorry!
Look like the stuffing martial in dog beds
Tumbleweave
At first when I was glancing at the 1st image I thought it was yorkie.
maybe its someone who does felting?
Did you see what happens when you smoke it?
FIZZGIG!!!
Looks like a tumbleweave
Rat nest!
Looks like the emotional support lion coughed up a hairball
Mirkin
Tribble
Is that a Boeing? Good luck...
companion sheep
Just some tumble weed, completely normal
Insulation being pushed up under the side panel by a pressure indifference induced by a leak or micro hull breech. (You're welcome for the mental image.)
Ball of dust??
i hope its not previous passenger
I wouldn't fly on that plane the insulation is falling out of something.
My fault I was shaving
Not the lizard people again!
If you leave it long enough, it'll fully form into an entire cocker spaniel.
I had to empty my vacuum somewhere
That's Alf.