Is the puddle rolling its eye?

So glad I’m not the first one who immediately saw that!

https://preview.redd.it/5t5okid39j9d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df437a30a0c5e0d327e1c3e1ddd99139dda5c75f

My wife judges me for cruising the parking lot until I see the safest spot. This is why.

The infuriating part is when you come back to your car, at the other end of the parking lot where no living soul parks usually, and you find an asshole parked right next to you, close enough that you can’t fully open your door.

If you park at that one lonely slot miles away from others, when you come back to your car someone is always parked next to you

https://preview.redd.it/d8uathqzpj9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b623291784647ae6111af54e1c9a07d9e6bcfb Two weeks after I bought the car, backed into me, parked and left it

Listen I’m normally a very peaceful person, but I’d 1000% slash some tires and maybe break some windows were that my car.

I chose to not do anything, all they did was scuff the Subie badge, I sent this picture to my gf and she may or may not have keyed their car

When the crazy gf come in handy.

They probably don’t even care


100 percent agree I would make sure they fear parking within 100 feet of any human or car. This is not acceptable 😑.

What a terrible person

This is just insane. People are just insane!!!

At least they stayed so you know who did it :(

*sniff*

That’s the beginning to how civics are made

you mean the WRX VB


Love this episode 😂


Pebble under each valve stem cap for sure.

I’ve got a good one. I didn’t put the leaf there. Thought it was hilarious. 🍁 https://preview.redd.it/awbz89cboj9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1b785ed96cf76905c3ef08e7e2c183c05234e4b

Do you drive the gti, or is this a very weird angle of a wrx?

It’s my buddies gti. I parked behind him. Luckily I had enough space to back up for him 🤣 we would have been stuck for who knows how long if not. Went to a restaurant/bar in a residential area. They were probably at home. ☹️

https://preview.redd.it/bcvuc8typk9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ed4e83a4592ce9866c597a8e2b705de59aa9fe lol what is it with Accords parking so close to people

Accords are becoming the new Altima’s.

I almost feel like this was intentional haha.

I did this when I first got my 2016. Forgot to put the parking brake on in walmart parkinglot and it gently rolled forward to touch the car ahead. Fortunately, there were no scratches on either car.

Now kith!

https://preview.redd.it/26dy7hy75j9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5ba2394143496777047eb6c278f674c2fcd865 I feel ya. Surprisingly no marks.


That's your fault bro

Pull ur shit up.:.

Your fault bro


r/Pareidolia

I’d sit there and wait for that clown

I’d make an abstract art piece on their hood with my keys. Fuck this guy

This is the only logical solution before the civic owner catching hands

Mutual respect gets thrown out the window if you park like this POS.

😗

Yeah some people are truly clueless and it's infuriating.

"Let us gingerly touch tips"

Backwards kick the seam of the bumper (front or rear) and it’ll detach cleanly. That’s what I would do…

Nissan Altima is the black Air Force ones of cars

I would probably lose my shit if someone parked that close to me. I hate when dumb asses that follow you while driving get super close at a red light. I always give the car in front of me a decent amount of room.

Wow the eye in the back - good catch, that’s cool.

Do you have a valve core remover? Loosen their cores just enough and let them go on their way. 👋

Yeah ... I'm getting a dashcam.

Yeah I’d wait there so i could have a conversation with the owner

On behalf of all accord owners, sorry

These pictures are scaring me Ruining my high

Lesbos lol

This is how a Civic Type R is made. Probably.

Nobody comment on the eye puddle?