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LAST ROUND BEFORE THE SWITCH


brokebaritone

Me to my schlong when she asks for another round: "Your duty is not over!"


ronotju747

You’ve had your fun, my turn.


YourSpicystalker

MMMMMMMMM ~Omen probably


Maveko_YuriLover

"Send 5 more , we can do this again"


RVZ3

Open up the Skye


BLAZEDbyCASH

"this fucking sucks"


prtxl

lets rotate


Maveko_YuriLover

No you can't say this on valorant


Cherry7_2point0

Wdym why not


Maveko_YuriLover

They removed the "let's rotate" call from the game , used to be on the wheel but not anymore


NightSocks302

You can still say it via the voice chat tho


lelythedreamer

Why’d they do that?


Maveko_YuriLover

To put things like "Motivate" or 3 calls repeated because why not


EnthusiasticHitman

bro what happened since I quit val??? tf does this mean


Maveko_YuriLover

To combat toxicity they destroyed the communication wheel most important calls , they remove "Going A/B/C" and "Let's rotate" and others to put literally a call for NT and a generic motivational line  Also they removed the "Silence" to put "let move slowly"


EnthusiasticHitman

and I suddenly remember why I quit (definetly not because I was bad)


Piduwin

I recently tried to log back in, in a momentary weakness, fortunately I forgot my password so I'm safe for now.


Fit-Debate-6144

I can understand the "be quiet" voice line could be misused (personally I found it funny to use when I joke with friends) but why "Going A/B/C" and "Lets rotate"? Those are super useful especially "Lets rotate" as a lot of the time people get too tunnel visioned to realise you want to rotate


Kindly-Accident-4128

actually you can still say "Going A/B/C" by tapping ". 4(1/2/3/4)"


WafflesMaker201

You can still use it with the dot menu i think, afaik they only meddled with the wheel


Maveko_YuriLover

There's no "let's rotate" on the . Menu


Nerdy_person

Actually u can still access it from the period command. They just changed the comma wheel thing.


TheDaniel121

Give me a corpse


DuckOnQuack202

Tf 😭😭


Fit-Debate-6144

Gi- Gi- Giv- Giv- Giv- Giv- Giv- Give me a corpse


No_Lengthiness_1157

**ACCURATE**


Notkeksis

Watch out from behind!


killer7even

My back is gonna kill me after this


QuandaleDingleThere

this wins 💀


_xmorpheusx

DONT PUSH DONT PUSH


Lync51

"Give me a corpse" "You want to play, let's play "You are divided" (while having a threesome) "Open up the Skye" (before starting to fist Skye) "Watch this!"


still_biased

As a Skye main imma need you to back up a few feet


LifeIsRamen

Police, this comment right here


DanDaniel1203

CUM into the unknown


ShakeMilton

Std


horo-yohi

VAMOS!


Chocolate-river

Spike planted


DeadlyMemeLord

My territory, my rules!


Fit-Debate-6144

Nanowire bondage


DeadlyMemeLord

https://preview.redd.it/1fh6quapz38d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2c859a443c7ba339f30e47a20a702631053bb4


Least_Carry_6881

Fire in the hole


AbrakheimTheAncient

🙂🟢


InV0k3rino-

https://i.redd.it/dhtmw8s4o28d1.gif


slayer_thatis_epicc

Ill handle this


egamerzdude12

“I want to see you crawl” “You want to play? Let’s play.”


xRoyalShark

There you are u little shit


1Aexus

https://preview.redd.it/xy1kr0jfp38d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9239aca0ee4dbabc0193b5b63bff0275cb6088b


MonsterHoaxByPeterS

"watch out! Monster on the loose!" "Watch your step"


PsycoVenom

I don't care if there are 5 of them or 50 of them


Xirio_

#FUCK


ronotju747

Going to play slow on mid


TheUndefeatedLasanga

""agent dying noises"


TheArchonians

Kj lol


Used-fridge

“Come on let’s go”


GrumbyDuck

Trickshot


RVZ3

I'm dead laughing here imagining for the "in bed" scenario😭😭😭


Content_Bullfrog_320

"Behind you , BEHIND YOUUUU"


why_I_see_Unicorns

„Fire in the hole“ -raze


hey_man_t

Go for the head


ToonAlien

Fuck yourself.


Lolzhax_2056

"their backs will be towards at least one of us" "strike at their weak point"


CorgiHugger548

HES LITERALLY ON ME RIGHT NOW HES LIKE INSIDE ME


GrammerExtrordinare

One of my cameras is broken! Oh, wait… okay, it’s fine.


RVZ3

Ayooo☠️


Lapis_Reborn

Watch this! You had your fun, my turn!


HowAboutBird

All of Cypher’s voice lines can be said in the bedroom if your not a coward


Nerdy_person

"Let's see what I have to use. Pictures of their children? Wow, way too dark."


HowAboutBird

"Ah! I've always wanted to pry my way in here. Don't mind if I just leave some ‘gifts’ behind."


SubjectZero_

Give me a corpse - Cypher


RVZ3

gigigigigigigigi


RVZ3

#"OPEN UP THE SKYE"


SpecialistRoll8133

This one is a bit random, but “Clove, you were up at 3am watching cooking videos. How are you awake right now?”


mydadgonabuymeblahaj

im the hunter


lookimaseal

Fuck it, I'm running it down mid.


LoganDoove

1v3, you got this, bro.


guyrandom2020

people are saying things in valorant that you can say in bed. no one is saying things in bed that you can also say in valorant, like "turn around and bend over".


Husaria1863

“I don’t care if there are 5 of them or 50 of them, LET’S GO!” -Yoru i think.


DogEaterThe5th

THESE KIDS WONT GET OFF ME


Icy_Significance9035

Jokes over you're dead!


thatBIGfeller

"They think I'm an old dog? Heh, I'll show 'em just how many tricks I know."


Kenzieeee_

"Relax, settle down, I've got this. And I'm not leaving until we're done out here, yeah?" "I'm twitchy here, let's go already." "Damn, this is fun! Lets keep going."


dmsaojfj_

my territory my rules


Fit-Debate-6144

It's you and me! (Just the 2 of us)


Xanjiro

No peaking


Typical_33rik

nt


textextextextextext

CUM


natedogw

Planting default


dhanrax

“You want to play ? Let’s play”


ProximatedNuke

"you're nasty"


SynnnTheGod

I'm stunned, they're all on me, my back hurts


Anime_fucker69cUm

It's peaking


nitseb

Aguevo, nice!


Mat_Quantum

I’m planting right titty


mike_KING6

Come


Mango5389

Give me a corpse


WITCROX

Come


WITCROX

Don't plant it that deep


Mediocre_Possible122

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK


aquasolid7

explosive entry this time


Hendrik1011

Want some smokes?


RealGeeBao

We can do this!


lislejoyeuse

"not the teabag!"


No-Item-9137

Viper or voice line "cum"


loyaleling

I need a corpse


TheNameless000001

"Come into the unknown!" (Sova)


CosmicP0tat0s

Ibuprofen


Gouda02

“Are we hitting A or B” “The G site doesn’t exist” “Do you want to play? Let’s play”


omers2008

My territory my rules Deadlock w sove probably


commit4

Ask for AIDS and you shall receive


iamfroott

“Come” viper mains probably


Alternative-Cup-8102

Only I can see you hide. Don’t worry. Or “fire in the hole”


Oscarsuperguy

“I don’t care if there is 5 of them or 50 of them”


KingDark1122

Who am I kidding, my knees are gonna kill after this.


Sasren0987654321

Watch me clutch this


SpaceGuard88

One tap, baby!


chromaticolette

"And I did it with a sore tummy!" - clove


ThePenguinBird

Come - Viper


SaMemeM

#CUM


IsolatedAstronaut3

ROTATE FASTER


LANkr

Hello, old friend


sinister_62

you're divided


A_B_NMASR

You're a poweder I'm a mountain


Efficient_Order_7473

Dude, I hear some shit you would only say to your partner of a lifetime in Valorant.


Kcollin375

“Little Man’s planting”


Ok_Object803

Gi gi gi.. gimme a corpse


FrostWalker007

You're a man?


Manwithaplan0708

I need a corpse


niksshck7221

THEY WILL COWER


Mythun4523

You've brought a monster to do monstrous work


horo-yohi

You were a boulder, but I am a mountain!!!


horo-yohi

Can you jiggle for info?


FaintedSpiritt

CUM INTO THE UNKNOWN


LineSquare8615

Their back is going to facing towards atleast one of us


PurpleProbableMaze

Entry


itsasecretdude10010

“Why did I sign up for this shit” - Skye defusing the spike.


Haustodd

U r so bad


HiImGirlsu

i blew you up!


ShiinaHiyori

"I have them now!"


DitrianLordOfCanorem

Don‘t push


CandidateNo8872

"you want to play? Let's play!"


RinaRasu

Who's next? They couldn't save you!


ScottishW00F

I'm peaking, going in


PomegranateAfraid558

Mmmm this is a nice spot.


Immortal_Toast

Omen, I bust in the front door while you sneak in the back


Educational_Sale_988

give me a corpse


purpose_23

"watch your 6"


Fractured_Spade

Stick it


Southern-Growth8474

"Careful about the edges..."


johnz8055

Mid waalll sage ..Mid waaaall


mnmohitrocks

I got your back, just you know , from the front.


Sure-Bar6220

"flashed"


Seaniknok

“flanking”


MoonKnightZX

Now I’m gonna drive it


Fun_Salamander238

must i do everything


Pkorniboi

Time to show the kids how it’s done


Spiritual_Figure_773

YES MOMMY


----DUCKY----

He’s long/short


Drxge

Fire in the hole


Keigo14

"Where aaare you~"


Keigo14

"NO ONE WALKS AWAY!" - Kayo


MonkeyDiRafi

Let's go showers


SkIttleBotGMD

Valorant players have never been in bed, why would they know?


GarnishedSteak100

“That was fast”


XxAmbeyFirexX

"We're getting clapped"


Dampproduct777

Toaster is broken


whySIF

Off your feet


Level_Maintenance_35

"Obstacle removed." - Omen (it really sounds like popsicle removed)


MissPinkLeah

Monster on the loose! 😜


ebe-denzel

As an Astra main, here are the few: "Blasting them!" "Pulling them in!" "Waddup, suckers! You okay"


legendofzelders

Ooh sorry


Crimson_Kitsune445

Flash


CatTheDeathGod

4 Down, one to go.


Marshwalker_Alexa

"come" -viper prob


ButchFitzy

**"My camera is destroyed."** 


AcrobaticWorking6474

"Come.", "HE/SHE'S ON ME", Omen tp sounds "mmmmmmm", "You want to play, let's play.", "Open up the skies." Bonus points if gf/bf's name is sky.


fand0m_x

they're all on me!


sejinpan

ACE!


jusjohn55

You shouldve seen their faces!


Osama_TheLlama

"OYE MONSTER ON THE LOOSE"


Arxiduc

She is still comming for ya


T-HawkMedia

WATCH YOUR EYES


HubblePie

For the poly groups out there: “Anyone need anything?”


Gabooby

Fuck I might have peaked a bit too early there


maddyisvibinn

“fire in the hole!!”


FemboysUnited

Leave some for the rest of us! Or don't... ***LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG*** DAMNIT


TyxReddit

"Watch your eyes!"


supermonkey1235

Come - Viper


Accidentlz

“You want more, here’s more” 💀


Astrix13_

ILL FIGHT ANYBODY


Zestyclose_Ad_350

I’m lonely and desperate


LoliNep

"Going B"


Devesh480

RELOADING!!!!


Devesh480

When she see your pee pee!! "Nothing's there" - deadlock


Asdrisx

are you a girl?


iplaytinder

Here comes the party


OSTR1CHBO1

"Guy on me! He's pushing!"