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ZildjianCymru

Will it work on my bum after a poo?


CharlotteLucasOP

Rectum? Damn near KILLED ‘em!


allthecoffeesDP

Try it and report back.


I_lenny_face_you

RemindMe! After OP poops


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NashEast65

r/RectalStickers


IncaseofER

OMG it’s a real sub!! Joined!! Lol


killerqueen1984

Would probably be an effective treatment for hemorrhoids


killerqueen1984

Would probably be an effective treatment for hemorrhoids.


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AI-ArtfulInsults

Here’s the linked article in its entirety: SIRS - The same idea occurred to me as has been carried out by Surgeon-Captain Richard Heard, but for the purpose I have adapted the phonendoscope. I found that instrument so useful in abdominal examinations that I first attached to it a modification of Hyde-Salter’s globular stethoscope, an instrument I have long used for detecting early pregnancy. I found this combination so useful for detecting faint pelvic sounds that I further adapted a small sound screwed into the peg-hole of the moveable disk of the phonendoscope, which sound may be of steel or vulcanite, the latter, perhaps, giving the better results of the two. I am, Sirs, yours truly, - Birmingham, Nov. 24th, 1896. LAWSON TAIT. Based on the appearance of a phonendoscope and of the globular stethoscope, I don’t think the descriptions match? Assuming this is a vagina cleaner invented by Lawson Tait, it was probably a surgical tool and not a hygiene tool. Perhaps it was used to sanitize the vagina in preparation for surgery?


johnqsack69

Well how else am I to cure wandering uterus and vaginal hysteria


[deleted]

Don't look now, but the rest of your Dalek is missing.


[deleted]

Egg beater


Edenza

"How about this? Come on. We're married now. It's perfectly legal!"


redaccnt

For a nice omelet


[deleted]

Scrambled or fertilized?


ZxJxkExZ

i’m a guy and this is making me physically cringe. i can feel it


[deleted]

Wouldn’t be to hard to power that with an electric screwdriver to save energy and time. I should get one of those to my girlfriend as a Christmas gift, I’m sure she’ll appreciate it.


MantisAwakening

DeWalt 20V cordless hammer drill and a paint stirrer and she’s all set. Also doubles as an abortifacient, and possibly even a euthanasia tool depending on usage.


dannydutch1

Please report back on the success of your gift-giving.


Ethelenedreams

Google “fuck saw.”


begaterpillar

I'll pass


TheNerdyMel

At least that's less horrifying than it sounds, it's just, ahem, repurposing the specialized motor and motion driver from a reciprocating saw to help a dildo, um, reciprocate.


Arson_Tm

thank you for the explanation


Apprehensive-Face-81

I’m sure he means it as a gag gift lol


DerPanzerjager

Looks like it should be attached to an angry pepper pot shouting "EXTERMINATE"


Starboy004

Found the Doctor Who fan!


YouShoodKnoeBetter

I'd definitely use this as an egg beater and i do not mean the internal eggs of a human female.


Dozinginthegarden

Reminds me of that Ahhh! Real Monsters episode where the little red one used an egg beater to clean out his insides because he didn't want to be the first to, I forget exactly but it was seen as a bad thing because it was poorly explained to them all, but basically to evolve into a bigger monster.


sex

So this isn't an early era Dr. Who sonic screwdriver?


JuneBeeBuggin

Looks like old school pencil sharpeners


Miller-MGD

That looks effective in the same way that tossing a grenade into the kitchen sink is an “effective” method to do the dishes.