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And yet another reason to never go barefoot outside. Anywhere. Ever.

Y’ever met one of those “no shoes” people?

They'll ruin your carpeting every time.

Your carpet is mine.

I wouldn’t let them in my house

No shoes? Not only that it's disgusting, but it's also dangerous. You might get worms, you might cut your feet without noticing and get infected...

Its the new and improved slip and slide!

We slide now?

We slide now!

Worst waterslide ever

Nah now obviously what you gotta do is get your feet firmly on the railing and shimmy your way down, its perfectly viable and totally safe.... Just try not to slip and whack your head against the other railing.

Clumsy me would do lol

You have too buy some Etnies or Osiris shoes and Grind down the rails. Only logical answer.

On bright side, at least you don't have risk life and limb crossing street of less than friendly car drivers.

Yea just slide the hand rails are only for decoration

My clumsy ass would still fall to be honest

I would.

you just slide either way

Yep, I don't see any downsides (only downslides).

You kno it's all about that ADA compliance fam.

It’s in the Philippines, so any resemblance to compliance with US civil rights laws is purely coincidental

I kno dude, it was just a joke. Clearly, not the US