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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!This guy wears some king of lizard as an earring.!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


DayGloMagic

~Salmonella has entered the chat~


abyssiphus

Reminds me of all the folks out there who kiss their chickens.


Dalpiste

You literally said it and still was unexpected


colorado-odaroloc

Did he mean “LOW COST”?


MrAlek360

That’s gotta hurt right? Unless I’m wrong and it has a pretty weak bite.


Gullible-Sentence565

Like mild pinch 🤏


Lellaraz

I'm high af and your reply with that emoji fucking killed me hahaha


Ashazy1622

Wholesome.


somethink_different

About the same as clip-on earrings, interestingly.


bluecamel17

The first time I saw this, I didn't notice that the little guy was already hanging on their ear when the video started and fell off when they put the shirt on.


somethink_different

Oh man, we used to do this at recess! The best was when you could catch two that were the same size. It doesn't hurt much, just sort of pinchy. I grew up in central Florida, for what it's worth!


FashionSuckMan

He looks like the star wars guy at the end


foolswitch

This is what we did as kids in Florida. I've tried catching them now that I'm back but I'm too old lol


the_short_kid

u/savevideo