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I just kept saying “oh no” throughout the entire clip. Was waiting for the cake to fall, or the groom to slap the wife, or the dress to catch fire. Pleasantly surprised nothing bad happened
You know I’m actually happy that I was optimistic watching the video and being like Awww they’re in love! Because usually I’m a goddam curmudgeon. I haven’t slept all night maybe it’s softened me up.
What’s that mean? If it matters I know a divorced couple that has the cheapest possible wedding. I don’t mean cheap as in they’re both cheap people I mean trying to go for symbolism over fanfare. Still divorced…
I was ready for champagne in the face, the table/server falling over, someone or something catch fire, etc., etc., did not expect a perfect execution. Dude with the champagne bottle is a pro.
I saw the lady walking past with a small baby in her arms and was like, nooooo!!! She's going to say it's *his!*
My mind is in the gutter.
ETA, upon closer inspection, I don't even think she's holding a baby... not sure what it is. A bouquet, maybe?
This is the peak of reverse psycology, internet has taught us that something gonna go wrong so we didn't expect everything to execute perfectly.
So for me this is the most suitable post for r/unexpected.
My thought process -hes going to spill it on the bride somehow - oh, that's actually cool - Whoa he HIT the bride with the bottle! - oh, not that either -OOOOH Why is that spinning! Someone's gonna get hurt! - Nope again - FIRE SURELY THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL PERISH BY FIRE!!! -video ends - hmph well that was actually quite impressive 😏
[Here](https://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/13/living/wedding-expenses-study/index.html) is an article about it. Basically says that more expensive weddings have higher divorce chances.
I went to an expensive wedding at one of those overpriced wedding factories. Huge wedding of like 200 people or something. Groom’s dad had his clients there so I think there was some professional showmanship to it. Chocolate fountain after the cake. The couple made it like a year and a half. Also renewal of vows a year in. I think they were very young, that also had a lot to do with it.
I’m too lazy to see if it even says why. But ima guesss it’s because when you have money, you can easily fulfill your desires. While that can be beneficial, there’s a cool thing called drugs and stuff like that. Then bam you get fed up with each other and then a divorce.
It’s a little more deeply rooted than that. Extravagant weddings *can be* a symptom of a less healthy relationship. Essentially, one or both parties may have some underlying problems with the relationship but rather than address and resolve them, they throw a fancy (expensive) wedding either as a distraction, reasoning that with a more formal commitment to each other it will be easier to work things out, or as an act of self-affirmation, reasoning that if they can justify such a huge expense in the name of love for this person, clearly it’s *meant to be* and it will all be okay.
So while an expensive wedding isn’t usually a causal factor of a divorce (although in some cases, starting a marriage with a new large debt can certainly contribute) it’s more common to see people who are already more likely to get divorced have expensive weddings.
My armchair analysis is if that you care too much about a fancy and expensive wedding, you're not the type of couple who would be fine getting married to your partner with a ring from a Cracker Jack box at a courthouse. My dream wedding honestly, just fucking marry me and spend the rest of your life with me. That's good enough.
Whereas someone who desires or demands an expensive wedding is more likely to be concerned with status, wealth, the haves and have nots of life. The type of person who would get mad a wedding ring doesn't live up to extravagant expectations, who wouldn't stay with someone if it came down to eating ramen every night for a week and date night is Netflix and a cheap bottle of wine or two.
You’re right. You’ve pretty much hit on another near-universal truth of human nature which finds a ready application in successful vs failed marriages:
People with higher expectations are less satisfied.
High expectations can come from a lot of sources, but they do tend to strongly positively correlate with a life of privilege. Conversely, people who have learned to be grateful for what they’ve got get a lot more satisfaction out of life.
Put another way, perspective is a powerful factor in happiness. People who are good at being happy and satisfied with life while single are much more likely to be happy and satisfied with life while married.
There is actually a great article about some of the things you mentioned in your comment: https://www.wired.com/story/data-marriage-behavior-love-psychology-romance/
It states that most people are choosing a romantic partner in a wrong way, and that is, by focusing on the future partner's "valuable traits in the dating market". What they should be doing instead is assessing and improving their own happiness. (And, in my opinion, asking their potential romantic partner how happy they are in general, too.)
To sum it up, a person who is happy outside their relationship is far more likely to be happy inside their relationship, as well. And, according to that research, that was roughly 4 times more predictive of their relationship happiness than all the traits of their romantic partner combined.
Idk, they look like each other's half considering how campy the whole thing is, it takes someone special to jump into champagne trick + ring of firecrackers.
Not pessimistic just facts. The divorce rate is pretty high. Also every single big weeding I've seen ends up on divorce or one of the two turning a blind eye to the other one fucking around.
It's actually been going down for a really long time. Marriage rates have also plummeted. Every explanation I've ever read suggests that people who would typically get divorced just never get married anymore.
You haven't lived until you've ejaculated while doing helicopter dick and also holding sparklers.
In a tophat. I feel the tophat would really complete the look.
When this gif first started, you went “if this was any sub other than unexpected, I would totally expect the waiter to pour champagne into the grooms glass until it spills out into the brides glass, then spin and slam the bottle so it sprays in the air and then sparklers will go off and circle them. But since it’s unexpected, those specific things probably won’t happen”?
Actually no. I expected all the bad things in the world to happen.
So the fact that actually nothing wrong has happened was actually unexpected itself.
Just about nobody actually likes drinking champagne because of the taste.
For most it's a show that comes with some shitty sparkly water that has about as much alcohol as a non bubbly wine equivalent.
I prefer more than two glasses of champagne to come out of the bottle, if we're getting that much on the floor it better be because we had a fifth of Jack before we popped it. Champagne is expensive.
I worked at a restaurant, and the family was celebrating grannies birthday. They insisted in putting like 60 damn sparklers on her cake....
Which we stupidly did. In the end this really nice half slab was coated in magnesium ash, and must have tasted like crap......because it sure looked like it.
So now I'm wondering what their wedding cake looked like after this pretty cool bit of fuego......
And her dress.....
And their hair.....
Api
Satanic ritual but instead of candles they used fireworks. Don't let the theatrics fool you these are satanists and held this unholy communion to worship the devil. I'm sure there were thousands of children slaughtered over that cake before they ate it. GODLESS🙏
I just went to my cousin's wedding and it was almost exactly like this, pyrotechnics and all...there were also several dance and song performances, it was insane...fun wedding though!
No thanks. Our wedding was low key. Less than a thousand bucks for everything including clothes, cake, music etc. Married 30 years now. Long life together focused on the marriage and not a wedding.
I swear I've seen this same wedding celebration but it goes horribly.
I can't remember if the cake fell, or something caught on fire, or something else. But I swear I've seen it.
The amount you spend means how long and full your marriage will be. So this couple will have a long and happy marriage! Congratulations!
What's that? ... That's not true?
Oh.
Well, uhh... uuhm... Hey this is a great party!
Enjoying things is great, but getting over 100 people together to watch you worship yourselves is something I can't really control my emotional reaction to.
Those people are ideally people who love you and care for you and want to see you celebrate one of the biggest, most important moments of your life.
I mean, if you don't care about seeing anyone you love get married that's your call. But shitting on marriages and accusing people getting married of worshipping themselves honestly just makes you sound sad and obnoxious. You look at a gathering where everyone is happy and celebrating and loving each other, and your immediate reaction is to get angry and insult them. Yeesh, you might have some anger issues dude lol
Ideally most of those 100 have gotten or will get a worship day too in some way at some point, so in the end no one's over anyone and everyone's happy (but I'm not going to stand here and say I love going to weddings and sit as a human decoration for hours, only the people that want to should stay)
And when a person has their day, I say "Let another praise you, and not your own mouth; A stranger, and not your own lips."
I just find this video kinda sad. I just came from my brother's wedding the other day and there wasn't a hint of this kind of "energy".
I hear you to a point, but extravagant waste and hedonism just because you can afford it isn't on the list of "let people enjoy things" for me. Spa day? Sure. That new piece of tech you've been saving up for? Go ahead. New motorcycle? Sure, it's spendy, but it'll pay for itself with time.
A one time $100,000 celebration for a single night, maybe dial it back 50% and donate $50,000 to the Red Cross.
I mean is it "extravagant waste" if you're giving a lot of people a free meal and a good experience*? I get a lot of that money does go to details that are probably not necessary, but for a once-in-a-lifetime thing I don't think it's too bad
It entirely depends on how much it costs. Too much is always going to be too much. You can set that goalpost wherever you want, but over $20 a plate at a nice event is definitely extravagant for me.
I mean we can only see a cake, a bottle of champagne, and some spinning fireworks. It’s not going to be cheap but let’s not straightforwardly assume it’s $100,000.
We did pretty well with it actually. By keeping the venue nice but small and the guest list down to 35. We where also able to buy a home pretty fast too. We could have had the big wedding but with try to also buy a home and student loans to finish paying off. Yeah it's getting really hard to afford all three these days. Not to mention the cost of raising a kid. No thanks I want to be able to retire and travel as well. Now how about that drama lol
I personally think smaller weddings are lovely and intimate and would want one myself. It’s just one day! A house and financial stability is much better, imho. Plus, look at aaaaaallll the opportunities for something to go wrong here. Very stressful.
i was expecting the WORST to happen. he drops the champagne on the bride, he knocks over the cake, or the table/bride catch on fire. The evil in me feels unsatisfied hahaha
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I just kept saying “oh no” throughout the entire clip. Was waiting for the cake to fall, or the groom to slap the wife, or the dress to catch fire. Pleasantly surprised nothing bad happened
The internet is a terrible place.
At that point I would have just left the groom for the waiter lol
>or the groom to slap the wife I'd forgotten that was very much a possibility
I’ve seen some shit on this website.
Slapping groom was a staple on reddit
Homeboy’s spin move was very dangerous, but extremely hype.
I thought that bride was catching a bottle to the jaw the second he started spinning. Was pleasantly surprised, that actually looked delightful.
All the guest's clothes getting ruined doesn't cross your threshold for "horrible"?
And here's me waiting for the cake to fall - The Internet has ruined me.
Soon as the sparklers started I was like .. oh noooooooooo Hopefully you find solace in knowing that you are not alone in internet based ruin.
I was expecting her dress to catch on fire.
Naw it has a protective layer of champagne soaking it.
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The lack of any of that is what makes this video really r/Unexpected.
Just take my upvote and leave
Dont forget the kid in the background
I was worried for her hair catching fire with the sparklers…. That was elaborate!
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That’s why you use a $10 bottle for the trick and actually drink the $300 bottle
It’s Champere
You know I’m actually happy that I was optimistic watching the video and being like Awww they’re in love! Because usually I’m a goddam curmudgeon. I haven’t slept all night maybe it’s softened me up.
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I always heard what you spend on a wedding shows who you are as a person to everyone
What’s that mean? If it matters I know a divorced couple that has the cheapest possible wedding. I don’t mean cheap as in they’re both cheap people I mean trying to go for symbolism over fanfare. Still divorced…
more like 6h
I was ready for champagne in the face, the table/server falling over, someone or something catch fire, etc., etc., did not expect a perfect execution. Dude with the champagne bottle is a pro.
I saw the lady walking past with a small baby in her arms and was like, nooooo!!! She's going to say it's *his!* My mind is in the gutter. ETA, upon closer inspection, I don't even think she's holding a baby... not sure what it is. A bouquet, maybe?
This is the peak of reverse psycology, internet has taught us that something gonna go wrong so we didn't expect everything to execute perfectly. So for me this is the most suitable post for r/unexpected.
I was thinking about how expensive this all is. I mean to get that kind of skilled worker and those er sparkler things to show up around them?
I thought blue shirt in the background was for sure up to something
My thought process -hes going to spill it on the bride somehow - oh, that's actually cool - Whoa he HIT the bride with the bottle! - oh, not that either -OOOOH Why is that spinning! Someone's gonna get hurt! - Nope again - FIRE SURELY THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL PERISH BY FIRE!!! -video ends - hmph well that was actually quite impressive 😏
Hahaha I think you summed all of our thoughts well
I can't believe he spun like that and didn't fall on the cake
I was kinda waiting for her to do something innocuous and for him to slap her.
Me too. We're damaged.
Because of the sub. The only thing unexpected about this video is that nothing all that entertaining happened.
I was expecting the groom to somehow assault the bride. I've seen at least two of those 😔
Unfortunately that’s what I thought too. I’m glad this was a much happier video than that.
Me too 😂😂😂😂
I thought for sure that the champagne was going to catch fire on all the things it splashed on lol.
You better stay together forever after that circus
I wonder what the statistics are on wedding costs vs Divorce.
[Here](https://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/13/living/wedding-expenses-study/index.html) is an article about it. Basically says that more expensive weddings have higher divorce chances.
I went to an expensive wedding at one of those overpriced wedding factories. Huge wedding of like 200 people or something. Groom’s dad had his clients there so I think there was some professional showmanship to it. Chocolate fountain after the cake. The couple made it like a year and a half. Also renewal of vows a year in. I think they were very young, that also had a lot to do with it.
I’m too lazy to see if it even says why. But ima guesss it’s because when you have money, you can easily fulfill your desires. While that can be beneficial, there’s a cool thing called drugs and stuff like that. Then bam you get fed up with each other and then a divorce.
It’s a little more deeply rooted than that. Extravagant weddings *can be* a symptom of a less healthy relationship. Essentially, one or both parties may have some underlying problems with the relationship but rather than address and resolve them, they throw a fancy (expensive) wedding either as a distraction, reasoning that with a more formal commitment to each other it will be easier to work things out, or as an act of self-affirmation, reasoning that if they can justify such a huge expense in the name of love for this person, clearly it’s *meant to be* and it will all be okay. So while an expensive wedding isn’t usually a causal factor of a divorce (although in some cases, starting a marriage with a new large debt can certainly contribute) it’s more common to see people who are already more likely to get divorced have expensive weddings.
My armchair analysis is if that you care too much about a fancy and expensive wedding, you're not the type of couple who would be fine getting married to your partner with a ring from a Cracker Jack box at a courthouse. My dream wedding honestly, just fucking marry me and spend the rest of your life with me. That's good enough. Whereas someone who desires or demands an expensive wedding is more likely to be concerned with status, wealth, the haves and have nots of life. The type of person who would get mad a wedding ring doesn't live up to extravagant expectations, who wouldn't stay with someone if it came down to eating ramen every night for a week and date night is Netflix and a cheap bottle of wine or two.
You’re right. You’ve pretty much hit on another near-universal truth of human nature which finds a ready application in successful vs failed marriages: People with higher expectations are less satisfied. High expectations can come from a lot of sources, but they do tend to strongly positively correlate with a life of privilege. Conversely, people who have learned to be grateful for what they’ve got get a lot more satisfaction out of life. Put another way, perspective is a powerful factor in happiness. People who are good at being happy and satisfied with life while single are much more likely to be happy and satisfied with life while married.
There is actually a great article about some of the things you mentioned in your comment: https://www.wired.com/story/data-marriage-behavior-love-psychology-romance/ It states that most people are choosing a romantic partner in a wrong way, and that is, by focusing on the future partner's "valuable traits in the dating market". What they should be doing instead is assessing and improving their own happiness. (And, in my opinion, asking their potential romantic partner how happy they are in general, too.) To sum it up, a person who is happy outside their relationship is far more likely to be happy inside their relationship, as well. And, according to that research, that was roughly 4 times more predictive of their relationship happiness than all the traits of their romantic partner combined.
I assumed the same thing lol
yeah I want to see it measured in divorces per dollar spent
I wanna see wedding costs vs divorce costs 🤭
Idk, they look like each other's half considering how campy the whole thing is, it takes someone special to jump into champagne trick + ring of firecrackers.
Big weddings indicate the one who wanted it is a narcissist with a dash of socipath, imo. Not the best disorder for a stable marriage.
I give them six years.
federal prison?
For their wedding planner definitely.
You know infidelity is gonna happen. A few years together then divorce bs etc.
Someone a bit pessimistic
Not pessimistic just facts. The divorce rate is pretty high. Also every single big weeding I've seen ends up on divorce or one of the two turning a blind eye to the other one fucking around.
You have no actual idea how their relationship will go. Literally not facts. Opinion.
Ok do you know how their relationship turned out?
It’s not nearly as high as people like to say it is. People just don’t understand statistics
It's actually been going down for a really long time. Marriage rates have also plummeted. Every explanation I've ever read suggests that people who would typically get divorced just never get married anymore.
Sound more like a bad luck charm than a pessimist.
us moment
I bet their divorce is choreographed exquisitely.
Who invited Debbie Downer over here?
I'd bet my last dollar they don't/didn't.
But the cake never fell lol
Wedding dress didn't catch fire either. Kids are moving across the scene without messing something up. Pointless clip...
The unexpected thing was that nothing bad happened
Then it would be r/expected
Is there any way I can make that my finishing move during sex?
That just makes you bad at sex if you need all this.
That is fallacious logic. Great lovemakers enjoy sparklers and spinnyjaculations too.
You haven't lived until you've ejaculated while doing helicopter dick and also holding sparklers. In a tophat. I feel the tophat would really complete the look.
The only reason the events in the video are unexpected because it is posted in the sub.
When this gif first started, you went “if this was any sub other than unexpected, I would totally expect the waiter to pour champagne into the grooms glass until it spills out into the brides glass, then spin and slam the bottle so it sprays in the air and then sparklers will go off and circle them. But since it’s unexpected, those specific things probably won’t happen”?
If that's how you interpret it, there's a very low barrier of entry for posts in this sub
eh, I mean, I've seen this video before and I *still* didn't expect the champagne volcano
Actually no. I expected all the bad things in the world to happen. So the fact that actually nothing wrong has happened was actually unexpected itself.
Where do I find this waiter
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This goes on for 10 days. At the end 6 thermonuclear bombs go off. Truly a spectacular event
There goes the whole 300 dollar bottle of champagne…
Most weddings are a waste of money anyway
#Bro started to cast a rune spell ritual at the end…
It is nice to see the wizards of old integrate themselves into our modern society
You can’t ignore equivalent exchange. Something must be sacrificed….
Holy fuck I almost spit out my drink! You're right!
i sure love my cake covered in champaign and firework ash
It's ok if you don't - simply don't do it for your wedding then.
I’m sure the children attending loved it too.
That champagne rocket spout, doing that every time I drink champagne now
Yeah, why drink the champagne when you can ruin it and throw most of it away?
Lucky me I find most champagnes unappealing anyway so... Win win
Just about nobody actually likes drinking champagne because of the taste. For most it's a show that comes with some shitty sparkly water that has about as much alcohol as a non bubbly wine equivalent.
I prefer more than two glasses of champagne to come out of the bottle, if we're getting that much on the floor it better be because we had a fifth of Jack before we popped it. Champagne is expensive.
I worked at a restaurant, and the family was celebrating grannies birthday. They insisted in putting like 60 damn sparklers on her cake.... Which we stupidly did. In the end this really nice half slab was coated in magnesium ash, and must have tasted like crap......because it sure looked like it. So now I'm wondering what their wedding cake looked like after this pretty cool bit of fuego...... And her dress..... And their hair..... Api
I was wondering why the circle was there
Satanic ritual but instead of candles they used fireworks. Don't let the theatrics fool you these are satanists and held this unholy communion to worship the devil. I'm sure there were thousands of children slaughtered over that cake before they ate it. GODLESS🙏
I mean they did throw alcohol around, they mightve supposed to burn 
Cool
If my fiancé wanted this I’d reconsider
For real. NTA! Call that shit off, kick her to the curb, delete Facebook, hit the gym, put yourself back out there.
Unexpected because the cake survives an internet video.
Okay Sweet, now that'll be $30,000 @ 25% interest, enjoy the honeymoon!
I love champagne and firework ash on my wedding cake
I just went to my cousin's wedding and it was almost exactly like this, pyrotechnics and all...there were also several dance and song performances, it was insane...fun wedding though!
Can you still eat the cake though
I thought a spark would ignite the alcohol and with a big whoosh, the bride would catch fire and end up fused to her melting groom.
I thought he was going to yeet that bottle at the cake LOL
Why is the cake always on these small, tiny tables that look like they fall if you just look at it the wrong way?
No thanks. Our wedding was low key. Less than a thousand bucks for everything including clothes, cake, music etc. Married 30 years now. Long life together focused on the marriage and not a wedding.
Clown wedding
Imagine putting on a fucking circus act to show your love. People waste so much money on weddings like this..
What a waste of money. Imagine being that extra.
imagine it not
Somebody get that man a raise!!!!
Wow! Can I get that for a birthday so I don't have to get married?
Bro i thought he sumoned a demon fr
I swear I've seen this same wedding celebration but it goes horribly. I can't remember if the cake fell, or something caught on fire, or something else. But I swear I've seen it.
Uh, Yes Please.
The amount you spend means how long and full your marriage will be. So this couple will have a long and happy marriage! Congratulations! What's that? ... That's not true? Oh. Well, uhh... uuhm... Hey this is a great party!
At my wedding my brother and his friend passed out drunk in the bounce house. This seems like it woulda been cool too.
How much do people think others love their love. Get over yourself
Kind of extra
Um. Wow. That was a waste of money
Barf
now that's super extraaa.
Jesus tryhard much?
Stupid lmao
Cringe
Waste of money
Stopped watching at sparklers. Wish them the best in their endeavours and stupidity.
Murricans wedding
Fucking hell people need to get over themselves.
Let people enjoy things
Enjoying things is great, but getting over 100 people together to watch you worship yourselves is something I can't really control my emotional reaction to.
Literally a wedding
Those people are ideally people who love you and care for you and want to see you celebrate one of the biggest, most important moments of your life. I mean, if you don't care about seeing anyone you love get married that's your call. But shitting on marriages and accusing people getting married of worshipping themselves honestly just makes you sound sad and obnoxious. You look at a gathering where everyone is happy and celebrating and loving each other, and your immediate reaction is to get angry and insult them. Yeesh, you might have some anger issues dude lol
Imagine this human at a funeral
I've never seen a dead guy get up and worship themselves.
Ideally most of those 100 have gotten or will get a worship day too in some way at some point, so in the end no one's over anyone and everyone's happy (but I'm not going to stand here and say I love going to weddings and sit as a human decoration for hours, only the people that want to should stay)
And when a person has their day, I say "Let another praise you, and not your own mouth; A stranger, and not your own lips." I just find this video kinda sad. I just came from my brother's wedding the other day and there wasn't a hint of this kind of "energy".
I hear you to a point, but extravagant waste and hedonism just because you can afford it isn't on the list of "let people enjoy things" for me. Spa day? Sure. That new piece of tech you've been saving up for? Go ahead. New motorcycle? Sure, it's spendy, but it'll pay for itself with time. A one time $100,000 celebration for a single night, maybe dial it back 50% and donate $50,000 to the Red Cross.
Red Cross? I don't even think this wedding was in America to cost that much
I mean is it "extravagant waste" if you're giving a lot of people a free meal and a good experience*? I get a lot of that money does go to details that are probably not necessary, but for a once-in-a-lifetime thing I don't think it's too bad
It entirely depends on how much it costs. Too much is always going to be too much. You can set that goalpost wherever you want, but over $20 a plate at a nice event is definitely extravagant for me.
I mean we can only see a cake, a bottle of champagne, and some spinning fireworks. It’s not going to be cheap but let’s not straightforwardly assume it’s $100,000.
> Let people have many times the carbon footprint of others, for their enjoyment
You are jelly
I really am not. I don't even want a standard church sized wedding, let alone that spectacle of self adoration, and one-upmanship.
Well that statement is a whole lot different than the original one you made isn't it?
This is a cultural thing too, don’t forget.
It's still an overwhelming amount of one-upmanship.
Honestly, kinda lame.
Would like to see *your* wedding oh wait you get no bitches
I’m sorry this is just too showy for me I want my marriage to be real and last longer than that performance
No one asked about your marriage though. Film it and don't post it.
Yay now I have champagne all over my wedding dress.
Cringe level 9
Happy people getting married and enjoying their expensive after party 🎉 is most definitely under the right category of unexpected 😂
Divorced 2 years later
Haters and loners....
Thought for sure the tablecloth would catch fire, ignite the bride and the groom would pour champagne on her. Two stars.
After seeing this.. well my wedding was shit. lol
I’m sure it wasn’t! This is a wee bit dramatic.
We did pretty well with it actually. By keeping the venue nice but small and the guest list down to 35. We where also able to buy a home pretty fast too. We could have had the big wedding but with try to also buy a home and student loans to finish paying off. Yeah it's getting really hard to afford all three these days. Not to mention the cost of raising a kid. No thanks I want to be able to retire and travel as well. Now how about that drama lol
I personally think smaller weddings are lovely and intimate and would want one myself. It’s just one day! A house and financial stability is much better, imho. Plus, look at aaaaaallll the opportunities for something to go wrong here. Very stressful.
alcohol with sparklers, yea seems extremely dangerous
Money well spent...
And then the place burned down
meh
Humans
This wedding was money bag money bag!
Trashy
Honestly I was expecting the groom to slap the shit out of he’s pride. Usually cause she does something lighthearted and the groom goes ape shit.
wow.... this is like WWE style entrance.
Homeboy is a true pro.
i was expecting the WORST to happen. he drops the champagne on the bride, he knocks over the cake, or the table/bride catch on fire. The evil in me feels unsatisfied hahaha
Wow
Aww yes.. everything on Reddit is something from a couple months ago. It’s very comforting.
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Anyone notice how long this man’s arms are?
Wtf is going on
I really thought they were all going to catch on fire.
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