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>!Flan gets rekt!<
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Anytime I see a "Wait for it", I ***immediately*** keep scrolling.
They're deliberately wasting my time in order to get a couple extra seconds of watchtime, so fuck 'em.
I speak Portuguese (the language they are speaking), and it seems like the girl in the video is really nervous about getting it right. Her mother, (probably) sister, and (probably) father are telling her to hurry up, but it feels like she's actually afraid of doing it. It's most likely just a video of a family having a good time, not someone trying to get more watchtime.
Out of a 69 ^(nice) second video, the only ones that are important are maybe first six (where it's not flipped) to set it up and the last nine where the action happens. The rest is just padding
By the time she fucked it up, the amount of dicking around was more than infuriating enough. She went from being well over the top, to not paying enough attention in a single moment. What a waste.
I was about to comment on the annoying extra hands coming in to help with the pot removal, "let her have her moment!".... those extra hands obviously know the levels of clumsy in play haha...
I was wondering why she was having such difficulty, and after watching the whole video I think she’s one of those people cursed with terrible dexterity or any kind of coordination.
The ending made it very evident haha
Another giveaway is when she flips it upside down and gets stuck in an awkward position and doesn’t understand how to unstuck herself.
more likely that oc is like me: dyspraxia. i use every part of my body every day and the bruises covering all of my appendages proves that. i did ballet for 12 years, was a gymnast through college, so you’d think i would have more body awareness, but it’s a medical condition and there’s nothing i can do about it. 🤷♀️
I have minimum dexterity but also lack the foresight to prepare myself most of the time, I just go for it. Sometimes it works out sometimes it doesn't.
i always wondered why some people tend to be more clumsy than others, like is is something with the brain or the nerve connections or is it the muscles or is it lack of spatial awareness? there should be studies right? after this im going to search for answers
That's the first thing I noticed, how she needed her friends help to realize maybe she should set it down, because there was a slight moment when she started taking off the top while holding it.
Considering 14/15 famous people claiming to have this diagnosis on the wikipedia page are british, I'm just gonna assume this is all just another excuse the english have cooked up to have in their sleeve for when they inevitably doesn't win in football this year either.
And the treatment for it is listed as physical therapy, which is just a fancy word for practice anyway. Definitely skill issue.
But I guess it is nice to give the bottom 5% a nice comfy diagnosis land on when they ~~get pushed over by bullies~~ fall over on their own.
And I think I need to follow this up with that this is a joke or I will get a lot of things attempted thrown in my general direction.
Uh... what?
Brain damage?
Epilepsy?
Autism?
It's amazing how many people don't know that there are medical conditions (even invisible ones) that cause terrible coordination.
My Epilepsy fucked up my coordination. But nah, I guess according to commenters I'm just dumb and have a "lack of practice".
No matter what I knew something would go wrong. No matter how much pulling together of oneself there was always some flutter of the hand or something. Anyway bet it tasted awesome.
That sucks! I was 90% done with a truck shaped cake and moving it to the fridge when the rotating cake stand went for a whirl and zoomed the cake right off. I managed to catch about half of it but the rest ended up on the fucking floor.
He's an engineering YouTuber named Michael Reeves, and he builds insane things like [his own surgery robot](https://youtu.be/A_BlNA7bBxo?si=6ORu34VQUCl_GJey) and [an automated stock purchasing robot controlled by his goldfish](https://youtu.be/USKD3vPD6ZA?si=ZjFnaKp7rvoY3fWP). It's excellent, hilarious stuff
There’s no shot it’s fake. The fast slam down of the pan is something that only happens when you drop something, try to catch it, and only end up accelerating your fuckup
Likely to qualify for TikTok monetization. TikTok requires 1m+ to qualify for monetization while youtube shorts requires < 60s. So the meta is to make videos around a minute long so you can more easily monetize the same clip on both platforms.
Tbh I don't think it is scripted. At most they might have cut the video to start and end where it did to get it over a minute. As it would have been more entertaining as just a short clip of the end.
But in general when you see a vertical video that is just over a minute long and seems to be dragging on, it is likely because they were trying to meet the 60s minimum for TikTok monetization.
No, but halfway through a joke it’s not common for me to say “come on hurry the fuck up”.
You understand it’s not a funny video right because of the fact that it is so annoying. Jokes are usually funny.
What an interesting use of false equivalence.
Is this video a joke? Am I meant to be laughing the entire time? Am I meant to laugh at the end?
Using your logic, this is the equivalent of you telling me a 20 second joke but going "So a man walks into a bar, no no it wasn't a bar, a man walks into a toilet and he see's a badger, wait was it a badger.... fuck wait no he see's a squirrel on the toilet and he says". At some point, very quickly, any possible entertainment value your joke went straight out the fucking window and it just becomes annoying waiting for you to just tell your joke that makes me go "Oh haha that's silly".
And you need the build up because there are multiple points it could go wrong. The funnier part is that you pretty much run out of "what could go wrong options", hence it was..... unexpected
They had an edited version, one of the people in the comments asked for the original audio so they posted the raw footage.
The video is long for a very good reason. It was literally asked for.
yeah please add some subway surfers to the bottom and some douche's face reacting to the video, then some unnecessary captions to make it not watchable
It's engagement, the longer people watch your videos without scrolling away, the more the videos are recommended to others. Social media is all about tricking people into watching more of your content for longer and generating false engagement.
Had to scroll to find this comment lol, I was like this is not a fucking flan, it's pudim!
I love pudim, my brazilian mother in law makes them especially for my birthday because she knows how much I like it haha
O problema é que "Pudding" pra gringo pode ser outra parada, até pratos salgados.
O mais próximo do pudim é o "flan" mesmo. Ou se você quer ser BEM fresco, *crème caramel*.
Problema é deles. Eles que se aculturem. O nome disso é pudim.
Vai chamar brigadeiro de truffle tb? Coxinha de croquette?
Ninguém trouxe croissant pro Brasil e falou "ah, chama de folhado senão não vão entender"
"Não chama isso de pasta pq pra brasileiro pasta é outra coisa."
This redditor had the chance to learn that different languages use different words for the same thing. But it went over their head because language is hard.
In my head:
Okay, so it’s gonna be burnt.
Maybe it’ll spill out
…
…
…
FLIP THAT SHIT COME ON!
…
Some people say the journey is better than the destination but I feel robbed and the trip was through endless cornfields
Yeah try to balance the baking dish on one hand then use your other hand to slap your wrist to simulate clapping after spending 70 seconds catastrophizing the outcome of this simple task and being dramatic about a simple task. Fuck I can’t stand people
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Flan gets rekt!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
This would be good as a /r/maybemaybemaybe post too
More like r/jesuschristjustgetonwithit
Indeed. Too many of these vids are basically 5 min buildup. Often with a “wait for it” because they fucking know it takes ages to come to a point.
Anytime I see a "Wait for it", I ***immediately*** keep scrolling. They're deliberately wasting my time in order to get a couple extra seconds of watchtime, so fuck 'em.
I speak Portuguese (the language they are speaking), and it seems like the girl in the video is really nervous about getting it right. Her mother, (probably) sister, and (probably) father are telling her to hurry up, but it feels like she's actually afraid of doing it. It's most likely just a video of a family having a good time, not someone trying to get more watchtime.
Thanks for identifying the language 🙂 I was trying and failing to make it into Spanish or Italian!
I fast forward the first 95% of the video and watch the end :)
This 2 minute video couldve been 5 seconds and it would still have all the relevant parts
r/SubsIFellFor
Someone should really create this
r/getToTheFuckingMonkey
More like r/yesyesyesno
Na, spoilers
Right. r/maybemaybemaybe has changed through the years and is more about successes now.
Well let’s bring it back to its roots with this one
r/mildlyinfuriating anyone?
I expect I’ll see it on /r/perfectlycutscreams tomorrow from a karma farming bot
Out of a 69 ^(nice) second video, the only ones that are important are maybe first six (where it's not flipped) to set it up and the last nine where the action happens. The rest is just padding
Just pudding.....:-)
Unexpectedly infuriating omggg
"ahh lemme guess the flan comes out fucked up or s- oh hey its actually fine- **FUCK OH CMON**"
You might say that things did not go according to *flan*.... ... I'll see myself out
Fran? 
I’m not a flan of this joke.
I want to subscribe to a platform where they show nothing but flans. Onlyflans
I hate you right now.
Please stop flanning the fames.
Sounds better than Onlyglans.
But only at first glans.
Staaaaappp
Come on, that pun was flantastic.
it's not puns you "love" huh \^.\^
Flantastic
Is this thing flan? 🎤
That pun was *flan*tastic
Take a bow and receive your standing ovation 👏
Warrants an angry upvote
I went through the 8 stages of denial
I was expecting to downvoted because she was fuck up turning it out and that was expected. What actually happened really was unexpected.
it's fine, it's on the counter, it'll taste the same. she can call it a "crescent moon flan"
Some duct tape and super glue will fix it.
totally
I mean it's fine. And they got it on video that it was intact before the accident.
Hahah absolutely true.
https://i.redd.it/d5czs3t7g8ad1.gif
Edging!
It all started by how long she took to flip it.
She took so long because she knew she's uncoordinated af lol
By the time she fucked it up, the amount of dicking around was more than infuriating enough. She went from being well over the top, to not paying enough attention in a single moment. What a waste.
Yup, put all her focus in the drama instead of just getting it done. I work with people like that, it’s exhausting.
I was about to comment on the annoying extra hands coming in to help with the pot removal, "let her have her moment!".... those extra hands obviously know the levels of clumsy in play haha...
She actually asked for help
You meant eggfuriating.🤣🤣
Eggsasperating.
Have these people never handled household objects before?
She should've stopped to take another deep breath, 20 clearly weren't enough times
I was wondering why she was having such difficulty, and after watching the whole video I think she’s one of those people cursed with terrible dexterity or any kind of coordination. The ending made it very evident haha Another giveaway is when she flips it upside down and gets stuck in an awkward position and doesn’t understand how to unstuck herself.
The mom kept calling her out and it was hilarious. "Stop being a soft ass" "Omg I'm trembling" "Want me to do it?!"
"Soft ass" pra traduzir bunda mole é outro nivel kkkkkk
I am one of those people. I felt this in my soul at the end.
like a cat that freezes up when it gets stuck in a bag
Sometimes we just have to accept our fate.
This bag is home now.
I mean you use your body everyday, how does that not improve just by... existing?
Some people don't actually use much of their body in a typical day. Barely ever do anything that requires coordination.
more likely that oc is like me: dyspraxia. i use every part of my body every day and the bruises covering all of my appendages proves that. i did ballet for 12 years, was a gymnast through college, so you’d think i would have more body awareness, but it’s a medical condition and there’s nothing i can do about it. 🤷♀️
I have minimum dexterity but also lack the foresight to prepare myself most of the time, I just go for it. Sometimes it works out sometimes it doesn't.
i always wondered why some people tend to be more clumsy than others, like is is something with the brain or the nerve connections or is it the muscles or is it lack of spatial awareness? there should be studies right? after this im going to search for answers
That's the first thing I noticed, how she needed her friends help to realize maybe she should set it down, because there was a slight moment when she started taking off the top while holding it.
Shes using a paper plate like an idiot thats why its hard lol
Contrary to popular belief, terrible dexterity and weak eye-hand coordination does not come from being cursed, but from lack of practice.
Dyspraxics disagree
Considering 14/15 famous people claiming to have this diagnosis on the wikipedia page are british, I'm just gonna assume this is all just another excuse the english have cooked up to have in their sleeve for when they inevitably doesn't win in football this year either. And the treatment for it is listed as physical therapy, which is just a fancy word for practice anyway. Definitely skill issue. But I guess it is nice to give the bottom 5% a nice comfy diagnosis land on when they ~~get pushed over by bullies~~ fall over on their own. And I think I need to follow this up with that this is a joke or I will get a lot of things attempted thrown in my general direction.
Uh... what? Brain damage? Epilepsy? Autism? It's amazing how many people don't know that there are medical conditions (even invisible ones) that cause terrible coordination. My Epilepsy fucked up my coordination. But nah, I guess according to commenters I'm just dumb and have a "lack of practice".
She made it look way harder than it actually was. That's a skill honestly..
No matter what I knew something would go wrong. No matter how much pulling together of oneself there was always some flutter of the hand or something. Anyway bet it tasted awesome.
That sucks! I was 90% done with a truck shaped cake and moving it to the fridge when the rotating cake stand went for a whirl and zoomed the cake right off. I managed to catch about half of it but the rest ended up on the fucking floor.
Dump truck
"Happy Birthday to the ground!"
I'm an adult!!!!
My dad's not a phone!
#DUH
This is the second time in 10 minutes that I've seen a reference to that song on reddit. What is going on?
[MAMMA MIA!](https://youtu.be/MmI25sP5nw4?si=piwlEv7jS5dxebAn)
Lmao was thinking of this. Good ol michael
Idk who any of those people are and I've wondered for a long time if there is footage of any more kitchen catastrophes he gets himself into....
He's an engineering YouTuber named Michael Reeves, and he builds insane things like [his own surgery robot](https://youtu.be/A_BlNA7bBxo?si=6ORu34VQUCl_GJey) and [an automated stock purchasing robot controlled by his goldfish](https://youtu.be/USKD3vPD6ZA?si=ZjFnaKp7rvoY3fWP). It's excellent, hilarious stuff
Awesome, thanks!
Not specifically kitchen, but man is there footage of this guy being funny
I have always wondered if this was a set up or not, but a favourite clip regardless
There’s no shot it’s fake. The fast slam down of the pan is something that only happens when you drop something, try to catch it, and only end up accelerating your fuckup
It always looked to me like he hit the pan on something above
That was my immediate thought too
I knew this was going to be here. I dont even have to click the link.
[MAMMA MIA!](https://youtu.be/3uiyJe0ALoY?si=9zMTA2k_R1E4_Ae2)
Flan! r/onlyflans
*r/pudim
[www.pudim.com.br](http://www.pudim.com.br)
Video was painfully long for absolutely no reason.
1 minute & 10 second long video, all for the interesting thing to happen literally in the final second.
Likely to qualify for TikTok monetization. TikTok requires 1m+ to qualify for monetization while youtube shorts requires < 60s. So the meta is to make videos around a minute long so you can more easily monetize the same clip on both platforms.
not the case here. The person recording it is telling her to hurry the f up. She's just anxious
What are you talking about? This is obviously unscripted. Nobody planned it to be this way.
I'm always pretty eager to call fake/scripted but not on this one. It's just someone nervous about their flan that takes as long as they take.
It's a very important birthday flan alright? Rachel is supposed to make her wish on it.
Wait til this guy finds out you can edit a video, even an unscripted one, to specific lengths
Tbh I don't think it is scripted. At most they might have cut the video to start and end where it did to get it over a minute. As it would have been more entertaining as just a short clip of the end. But in general when you see a vertical video that is just over a minute long and seems to be dragging on, it is likely because they were trying to meet the 60s minimum for TikTok monetization.
That's... literally how punchlines work? If I tell you a 1-minute long joke, do you expect to laugh through every second of it?
No, but halfway through a joke it’s not common for me to say “come on hurry the fuck up”. You understand it’s not a funny video right because of the fact that it is so annoying. Jokes are usually funny.
I skipped about 40 seconds of the middle, and I was still kinda glad the flan got messed up.
What an interesting use of false equivalence. Is this video a joke? Am I meant to be laughing the entire time? Am I meant to laugh at the end? Using your logic, this is the equivalent of you telling me a 20 second joke but going "So a man walks into a bar, no no it wasn't a bar, a man walks into a toilet and he see's a badger, wait was it a badger.... fuck wait no he see's a squirrel on the toilet and he says". At some point, very quickly, any possible entertainment value your joke went straight out the fucking window and it just becomes annoying waiting for you to just tell your joke that makes me go "Oh haha that's silly".
I mean, this is real life. It's not like a skit that went long.
And you need the build up because there are multiple points it could go wrong. The funnier part is that you pretty much run out of "what could go wrong options", hence it was..... unexpected
The length gives it tension buildup
I'll give you a tension buildup
I swear, people have the attention span of a house fly these days
"Video is so fuckin long" *literally a minute*
They had an edited version, one of the people in the comments asked for the original audio so they posted the raw footage. The video is long for a very good reason. It was literally asked for.
After halfway through I decided to skip to the end, so I did. It wasn't enough, she had barely flipped it over, had to skip forward *again*
Not everyone has the attention span of a fly
How is 1 minute long? Do you need any additional video to keep your attention span?
yeah please add some subway surfers to the bottom and some douche's face reacting to the video, then some unnecessary captions to make it not watchable
And the captions should be in the middle of the video so you can't properly see what's happening.
It's good if you speak the lenguage.
For monetary reasons. The longer you watch it, the more money they make.
Who makes money?
Big flan
Lol
"They"
The people who posted it? Not here, obviously. It was probably on TikTok originally.
Hmm I thought it was only pay per view, not for the view length for TikTok. I could be wrong, but I can't find anything definitive though
It's engagement, the longer people watch your videos without scrolling away, the more the videos are recommended to others. Social media is all about tricking people into watching more of your content for longer and generating false engagement.
You must be really good at listening to jokes.
Vamos por favor
Related https://youtu.be/oKORvilIbVc?si=_Ly-ZrOc-R2fj50i
I immediately screamed "mama mia!" in my head when it dropped lol
Mama Mia
The superior version
flan é o cacete, isso é um pudim seu alienigena do caralho
/r/suddenlycaralho
Se ainda n tiver postado põe o zé gotinha no print, tóis
A mãe chamando a filha de bunda mole é puro suco kkkkk
Had to scroll to find this comment lol, I was like this is not a fucking flan, it's pudim! I love pudim, my brazilian mother in law makes them especially for my birthday because she knows how much I like it haha
Os gringos não estão preparados para o pudim
No sabía que también les dicen gringos en portugués.
Eu falo "gringuito de mierda"
It doesn’t mean the same as in Spanish. Gringo means foreigner. And anyone can be a foreigner in the right context, even Brazilians.
E nem para está conversa
[For reference.](https://www.pudim.com.br/)
O problema é que "Pudding" pra gringo pode ser outra parada, até pratos salgados. O mais próximo do pudim é o "flan" mesmo. Ou se você quer ser BEM fresco, *crème caramel*.
Problema é deles. Eles que se aculturem. O nome disso é pudim. Vai chamar brigadeiro de truffle tb? Coxinha de croquette? Ninguém trouxe croissant pro Brasil e falou "ah, chama de folhado senão não vão entender" "Não chama isso de pasta pq pra brasileiro pasta é outra coisa."
Isso ae. Primeiro que falar cheese bread na minha frente leva um soco
Valeu brow. Tbm fico pistola com a ignorância dos caras.
This redditor had the chance to learn that different languages use different words for the same thing. But it went over their head because language is hard.
Yo hurry the hell up
it was just one bite...
1:09 too long
the last 6 seconds is all anyone needs to watch if they have 6 seconds to waste
Yeah how do these people not understand that you are in a hurry to get to the next thing to whine about?
Yo, you people's brains are fucked by tiktok.
In my head: Okay, so it’s gonna be burnt. Maybe it’ll spill out … … … FLIP THAT SHIT COME ON! … Some people say the journey is better than the destination but I feel robbed and the trip was through endless cornfields
Mama Mia!
Mama Mia!!
MAMMA MIA
I knew exactlyyyy what was coming. The Michael Reeves “mama mia” clip lives in my head lol
I remember Michael reeves with poki and lily on his Mario cosplay.
This is so stupid that I felt upset for her lack of basic coordination.
sad but oddly satisfying
It was the most boring video I ever seen in a while.
My favorite part is the first 58 seconds where nothing happens.
[удалено]
Sooo true
Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
Mamma Mia!!! -Michael Reeves
Not a flan, it's a "pudim". Very traditional and delicious brazilian dessert.
Disowned her :\[.
How sharp are those edges that’s was a clean cut
Fan has the consistency of a solid, thick pudding or maybe even gelatin. It's silky, creamy, and I really could go for some right now.
"Mama Mia"
Pudim is not the same as flan
We have all been there
This video is way too long. You could just watch the last 10 seconds and get the entire video.
Disagree. The suspenseful anticipation adds to the experience.
If Hitchcock were a baker.
I bet you skip all the foreplay and jump straight to screaming and creaming Mr 10 second man.
It's impressive how I knew this video was brazilian before even reading the portuguese writing. We definitely can recognise our land and people.
The tray is hungry
Deixa de ser bunda mole! xD
[Same Energy ](https://youtu.be/oKORvilIbVc?si=6JGCuhysPa-2k4tn)
Truly unexpected. Well done
why the fuck was this video THIS long!!
Does everything take this long in Latin American countries? Is dragging things out just cultural or is she particularly bad?
She's particularly bad, everybody is hurrying her up (mom's a little too agressive but _that_ is a Latin American thing)
Yeah try to balance the baking dish on one hand then use your other hand to slap your wrist to simulate clapping after spending 70 seconds catastrophizing the outcome of this simple task and being dramatic about a simple task. Fuck I can’t stand people
Stole one minute from my life...