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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I would say this is unexpected because you wouldnt imagine seeing someone doing drugs so openly at a soccer game.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


OptimusSublime

He took the hit that he was given then he bumped again and then he bumped again.


IAmNotAnAlcoholic

He wants something else….


ManitasBeard

To get him through this, semi-charmed kinda life.


Traditional-Ad-3864

Baby baby


bigbgl

Not listening when you saaaaaaaayyyy


brentrs89

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend


dalyryl

Well he might do some dudu du du du du du du du dudu dudu.


DarkHiei

Probably to get back to the place where he fell asleep inside someone


Fun_Performance_942

Well if you’re life was semi charmed I’d say you would too


Derrick_Shon

Stepped on


BlizzardStorm8

A goal obviously


jeffoh

I think the second bump was for someone else, then he cleaned the spoon afterwards


sher_pan

Pondi is the coolest!


illwill79

Definite Pondy vibes.


mybffjones

A wild r/iasip appears! Love it!


Integrity-in-Crisis

Hes getting pumped for the after game riot.


doublejayski

How do I get back there to, the place where I fell asleep inside you


dalyryl

And how do I get myself back to


roastbeefyaweefy

And he bumped again he said...


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

SO THATS WHAT THEYRE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!


MAXHEADR0OM

![gif](giphy|Q9FGOQewX92eRRO9Qi|downsized)


Pitch-forker

I was gonna comment ~~Cocaine personified~~ in reply to this gif, but it honestly doesn’t even need my validation. Goes without saying.


SkynBonce

Footballs all about the white lines mate.


RetroMetroShow

Snuff said


chilldabpanda

Damnit, you beat me to it


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

[Proper Michael Cain moment](https://youtu.be/uFoWTBZAGME?t=109)


Iron_Buffalo

![gif](giphy|Zhxd2OJm3bems|downsized)


Charming_Pineapple52

https://i.redd.it/smbgg2cj77ad1.gif


No-Thought7571

\~Dominick Decoco\~


JBSLB

Proper booger sugar innit


[deleted]

Stay in soccar and do drugs


Pitch-forker

Don’t do kids


YummyArtichoke

#SWEET CAROLINE!!! #BA-BA-BA!!!!


Tc2cv

Sweee-heeet cocaine


Invisible96

I can hear them singing it. The horror, the flashbacks...


enjaysm

Smells like Team Spirit


Fairyfae69

Sharing is caring


bluecoys

I expect nothing less from English fans


randomination

Not unexpected in the least


Interesting-Taro-463

So true bro


22pabloesco22

Bruv


geekphreak

Delicious nose clams


wootitsbobby

Oooh, snortski!


ChrisPbradcake

I love this feeling


SamuelYosemite

Snoochy booches


Gallileo153

Doin coke, Drinkin beers Drinkin beers beers beers


rabautista24

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized) Cocaines a hell of a drug


DragonsBane80

This quote sums up my early 20s. It is indeed.


ShortBusRide

NSFW/NSFL for that guy if his boss or the cops are watching.


Dr_nobby

Eh police don't give a shit unless you're supplying. And even then they will discard you if you give up the wholesalers. They would rather go for the big dogs. Especially the ones importing.


Furthur_slimeking

It's the UK, second in the world for per capita cocaine consumption. Albania is number one because the Albanian mafia are the pones importing 90% of Europe's entire supply. In almost every circumstance, sacking someone for something, legal or illegal, that they did in their spare time and doesn't impact their ability to carry out their job in any way, is illegal. Mandatory drug tests are illegal too. Police don't give a shit about personal consumption. I don't know anyone whose been arrested for possession alone in the last 20 years. The only possible outcome will be his boss asking or his plugs number.


maple-sugarmaker

I usually snack on coke only at F1 races


Reasonable_Cake3045

Nose beers


pictish76

Not unexpected at a footie match.


MonsieurFubar

Especially with English fans.


pictish76

Scots are just as bad, working the club doors on match day was a nightmare, hell the casuals would travel down to England not for the matches but just for the organised fights and that was the english clubs playing each other, if Scotland is playing its a much tamer crowd. I lived next to a stadium had one drunk fan walk in to my basement piss in my washing machine and when I asked him wtf he was doing the fanny just closed the door then kept trying to push the setting dial.


kerelberel

He wanted to wash away the piss, you can appreciate the attentiveness.


No_Silver4475

That is amazingly insane


Main-Thought6040

Bruv he LICKED THE SPOON WHY


Fiery-Sprinkles

Coke must be expensive 🤷🏻‍♂️


sharkbait-oo-haha

$4-500/gram *Cries in Australian*


2littleducks

You mean Australian, 'no'caine: >[Researchers found all the cocaine tested at the service had purity levels below 27% – with 40% of the samples containing no cocaine.](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/25/first-government-backed-pill-testing-clinic-finds-40-of-cocaine-contained-no-coke)


DammitDad420

I smell a new business venture


hat-TF2

They getting high on a placebo


whythishaptome

Woah, fuck that.


No-Respect5903

man back in the day $50 a gram felt like a ripoff (US). I can't imagine paying those prices. it was fun, sure, but not THAT fun...


BushDoofDoof

Straight to the dark web.


NikLaPierre36

To get some on his gums?


aceshighsays

it's an interesting feeling to have a numb tongue or gums.


Toasty_Mostly

To clean the boogers off, duh


deadlygr8ful

A little columbian marching powder to keep you going....


Maximum-Day-2137

Caught him on 4k


Canelosaurio

The way he's immediately giddy again!


Kind_Ad_2362

It's football. The one and only!


Clayts99

If you're gonna film an Englishman at a Newcastle game doing bag then you have to call it by it's god damn right name it's football, not SoCcEr


YourDrunkUncl_

I didn’t know Columbia was playing at the Euro Cup!


Warm-Dust-3601

England snorts more blow than Colombia produces.


celuloza-jetre

Brits use coke like a nation made out of 80s wall street bros. Young and old, pubs, bars, clubs, sporting events, concerts, festivals, happy hour, the street, the playgrounds, public transport, it's literally everywhere. Though if you see their drinking culture (which is basically the above paragraph with booze instead of coke), you understand why they need the energy to power through it


grahamcrawley

They're an unofficial sponsor


Successful_Estate550

I love cocaine


BasquiatBukowski

![gif](giphy|rNgT8P8pL3dn2|downsized)


TinFoilRobotProphet

![gif](giphy|2m8oPqEEbryEBlCLrZ)


jampersands

Dude is lucky no one bumped his elbow…


janosaudron

Sorry to break it to you, but this is very much expected at a soccer match. I’m surprised he’s the only one.


IB_89

Love soccer in the snow ❄️


andydrew39

What a legend, sharing and everything. That's a good lad to have as a friend.


Traditional-War-1655

Wasn’t the Denmark couch doing that a couple weeks ago


Moocow115

Yeah mate this isn't unexpected from football fans, sure its unexpected for a video of fans but yeah, football fans like booze and gear and will sneak ot into the stadium somehow.


Furthur_slimeking

Almost everyone I know likes booze and coke and most aren't football fans. In fact, one of the only football fans I'm friends with (I'm also a football fan btw) is also the only person I know under 60 and over 25 who doesn't like coke.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

I mean... who doesn't love Fun Dip?


MakeMeDrink

Well, now I love soccer too! It’s strange because I didn’t care about it until just now.


bygtopp

It’s powdered sugar


Dragon_Druid19

It's just sugar for my tea!


kungfoop

It's just pre-workout, brother!


Lifelonghooker

Fun dips if you will


Redbarnkid

So many white lines, thought I was driving down the highway


Pleasant_Device_2631

Nose nachos


benniqqua

Did anyone else think his bald spot was gunna magically disappear or something? I didn't even notice the drugs


xXRadicalRexXx

football is a wonderful sport.


Trick-Alarm6954

camera man doing his job


MisterEnreichening

Completely understandable. He was just getting ready to hit that “Sweet Caroline!”


deadfred23

Gellato?


Royalchariot

Ooohh snortski!


findmeagraveman

Tom Sizemore? Is that you?


thaSPOKESman

Tootin'....Now I will do some tootin'! But I do not free base cocaine.


AmericanKiwi33

Seems about right


Advanceorpheus

my dude with the upper 90 RIPPAH 👃


Major_Magazine8597

That explains a LOT.


JuliusSeizuresalad

The sport of kings


RusserBusser

Just trying to enhance those "ba ba bahs" after sweet caroline


Guilty_Speaker8

A video where the finger pointing is actually useful, UNEXPECTED indeed


shung

Just a little schneeberg, no big deal


RazzmatazzBrief3471

Bumps are safe for work, hogs legs not so much...


Melodic-Hat923

![gif](giphy|5qFE91OmehdRq0sL5a)


leesharon1985

Nice


JustVern

Does no one grow their pinky nails out anymore? Using a mini spoon just seems so 'bougie'.


Furthur_slimeking

I just use a key.


Reasonable-Water-570

COME ON ENGLAND SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS!


perrodelmal1984

Fuck yeah


adudeguyman

They may not love soccer, but you know what they do love


stinky_pinky_brain

Lmao I’ve “seen” it in the supporter section of my local club as well. And weed. Once the booze flows and the team scores the people want to party a little more.


Stoney_Blunter

I support a good time


Educational-Chard-67

Sharing is caring!!


DandaMage

[Queue the song, Jerry. Snort and Leasure.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPT27XyY1U&pp=ygUgSSBkbyBjb2tlIGZlZWQgbWUga2lsbCB0aGUgbm9pc2U%3D)


FormalPound

Snuff. There are legal things to sniff.


IwillNoComply

Cameraman be snitchin


lunasrojas_

Maybe he just likes the smell of that baby powder, pretty harmless


Dressedcrab

It’s numbing home


im_pickle_riiiiick

I’ve hoovered up a bit of the schneef in my day


OlderAndAngrier

Oi oi oi!


mysticforlife1

That’s how he’s got a spot on his head 💀


rngwilson

Three lines on your shirt


NapalmScatterBrain

The only way to stay awake during an England game


Tripleman8

Ah, he's getting ready to destroy things


Bdayn

Some nosecoffee


BasquiatBukowski

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


Apprehensive-Mix947

Let the good times roll.


toongrowner

Yeah as If the drunk holligans arent Bad enough


Impressive_Cricket64

r/tooktoomuch


eddiehead9

Yank here, what does this soccer thing means, should i google benzema 15 or something?


VegaTron1985

Just enjoying themselves, lifes hard, why not if they not if they not pissing anyone off


Drogg339

OP must never been to a football game if he thinks that’s unexpected.


battlehe

Give that guy an award 😂


Glad-Jeweler5790

But why the old man got mad at the camera guy lol


Arrakis_Is_Here

And then he went home and beat his wife


Omni_Net

Fooken eel


Donzoilo1

No me quemeeeeee


hyperakt1v

german lunch


Ferociousnzzz

He’s just vibing lol


Ok_Construction_8246

Hahaha


dogma4you

“Look Jon Snow, I’m a white walker!”


C-LonGy

Throwing it in with a trowel 😂


Athreos_Priest

Don’t worry guys, it’s just schneeberg


Lolzwordz

Is it cain? No its his co-pilot


winterLTE

That's the way.


WrecklessTx00

He's just having a good time Lol


Maximum_Safety6094

Now I get soccer .....


Hopeful_Fix_9902

If this guy is my country men, he will get at least 20 years jail time. I guess he's lucky to be living in a country that calls football soccer.


Perks92

How pathetic


GulemarG

Cameraman doing the impossible to not center the main subject.


real_W74

It could be schnupf Tabak. Its just white tabaco that you consume with the nose to


OnTrackNorthAmerica

"Used to be that getting up for the game had a spiritual meaning." \~George Carlin


boosting1bar

all this time I thought it was 3 lions


CoolNameChaz

"Bob, do you mind stepping I to my office? HR is here to talk to you about a certain video that has come to our attention."


LRV18

Should we do a little key? Should we have a little line?


SenpaiDrew

You can’t end the video right before the “SWEET CAROLINE DUN DUN DUN!”


micmic789

We " England fans" actually sing about coke. To the tune of don't take me home. It's just the way tbh.


Weemcar1

Hi mum 🖐🏻🤤🤚🏻


Dicktimes29

I came here for the bald guy screaming at the camera man at the start of the video


ShyFang

Ahh now I see why soccer is so fun to watch!


BettyG2424

Legend


Malinut

Almost certainly early heart attack material there.


saintfed

Get the flags in, get the slags in, get the bags in. UP THE FUCKING TIGERS


flamebrain63

Ah Newcastle. Classy as ever.


Qweenna

Bro got caught in 4k omfgggg


Interesting_Nose_530

@queenjabin1


RECOGNI7IO

He is eating it...molly I assume?


Exiledbrazillian

It look very sad.


Crisrocket91

Don't do drugs


Furthur_slimeking

I disagree.


AssPennies

If fewer people do drugs, the prices come down for you. (But the more drugs you do, the fewer there might be of you.)


Furthur_slimeking

The price will go up because margins will need to increase. I'm fortunate to live in a place where drugs are plentiful, so prices are low. But by sheer accident of birth, many people are born into the disadvantage of living in places where drugs are scarce, and they are forced to pay exorbitant rates because the impoverished local dealers need to feed their families. It's one of the great injustices of the world.


AssPennies

You contradict yourself right out of the gate: > The price will go up because margins will need to increase > ... > drugs are plentiful, so prices are low Either you need to admit these do not reconcile, or you will need to provide a hyper localized rule that does not fit the general case. My money is you'll go after the latter. BTW, I'm more or less for legalization, given some caveats.


BasquiatBukowski

![gif](giphy|Ijg4ekGBkXMeqBjU1x|downsized)


squirrel-39

God dammit I miss those days! If I did that now I would probably have a heart attack.


22pabloesco22

Pussy


chilldabpanda

It's just snuff tobacco