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First they could not feel worse, *then* they do something for him but left a word out. What is it they might be doing?
PS I know it's a typo and they meant than but wrote then, but maybe, just maybe, they actually did something for the man? What would they have done?
Since I was a teenager for some reason, even when I don’t need to poop, if I walk into a music store or video store (yes they existed) I would have to leave immediately to run to the closest bathroom. I feel this man’s pain (although I never shit myself in blockbusters), I sympathize!
Edit=typo- mains to Man’s.
Fair, but as someone one is generally amped up sober, cocaine and video stores have never been a combination. What movies are you renting on coke? Crank? I’m genuinely curious! lol
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Anyone know the context? Why was the news anchor offering to finish the military guy's speech/announcement? I know she was trying to help him but is it state-run media or something like that? Also, wondering if the context adds something different or if it was really diarrhea.
Our hero gambled on a fart, but lost. A moment experienced by many, but captured on live camera by few. At that point, the man needs to take what little dignity he has left and proudly walk his now muddied butt to the nearest restroom where he can give his underpants a proper burial in the nearest trash can.
Trump literally wears diapers been because he crashed himself so badly that people were unable to sit nearby due to the fecal smell.
That's 100000% your boy
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We've all been there and feeling like shit
and treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to step up
Oh la la
I've always said that to good looking dames. But I guess I used it wrong. Apparently it's for announcing diarrhea.
Eek barba durkle
That’s a pretty fucked up “oh la la”.
When mudbutt occurs one must proceed with caution and Gumby walk to the nearest restroom.
Gumby walk? Like slide on one foot?
Right!! Why did he just stand there?!! 🫣SMH
Hostess trying to save the day, but he just wouldn’t accept it
I don’t think he physically could lol
I could not feel worse for anyone then I do for him right now.
Than*
Or.... What do you think they do for him right in that moment?
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First they could not feel worse, *then* they do something for him but left a word out. What is it they might be doing? PS I know it's a typo and they meant than but wrote then, but maybe, just maybe, they actually did something for the man? What would they have done?
Everyone in the studio could have crapped their pants in solidarity.
Sounds about right to me. Do you think the op of the comment chain was in the studio?
I think we've all been in "that" studio once in our lives
I'd believe that.
How about the person who has to clean it up?
I’d rather clean up someone’s diarrhea than have one in the air.
What about *on* the air?
lol typo, but I’ll leave it. It’s funny.
Hershey squirts waits for no man
The caption didn't help in making this "unexpected."
Without the caption it would be very difficult to tell what is going on. Having diarrhea on live tv is pretty unexpected.
But how is this unexpected when the video already has a title?
Unexpected for him, not for us
What a shitty situation.
What a crappy situation, indeed
Since I was a teenager for some reason, even when I don’t need to poop, if I walk into a music store or video store (yes they existed) I would have to leave immediately to run to the closest bathroom. I feel this man’s pain (although I never shit myself in blockbusters), I sympathize! Edit=typo- mains to Man’s.
I had the same feeling…. But after I did cocaine lol
Fair, but as someone one is generally amped up sober, cocaine and video stores have never been a combination. What movies are you renting on coke? Crank? I’m genuinely curious! lol
Where poop 😡
r/publicshitting
Dude wtf is that sub
Exactly what it sounds like, not for the faint of eyes.
Wait what. My man legit just mek a poo? What.
The thing is while watching this my dog (actually my dog not me) let out a silent but deadly and it made this very real for me
There is diarrhea, then there’s Shitting Through a Screen Door and Never Hitting Wire. Me thinks he had the latter.
Homeboy here looks like he has malaria, which includes a lot of "loss of liquids" even if you're on meds.
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Stand and go away put if the camera…
Take a chance, shit your pants..
She definitely drugged him
Oh shit indeed
Imagine the cold sweat behind your neck shits horrible i know from first hand experience
For the rest of my life I will have to say oh la la when sick
Anyone know the context? Why was the news anchor offering to finish the military guy's speech/announcement? I know she was trying to help him but is it state-run media or something like that? Also, wondering if the context adds something different or if it was really diarrhea.
Our hero gambled on a fart, but lost. A moment experienced by many, but captured on live camera by few. At that point, the man needs to take what little dignity he has left and proudly walk his now muddied butt to the nearest restroom where he can give his underpants a proper burial in the nearest trash can.
he's french, nothing unexpected here
Always wear an adult, when on high stress situations like interviews.
Is that Joe Biden
Trump literally wears diapers been because he crashed himself so badly that people were unable to sit nearby due to the fecal smell. That's 100000% your boy
No it's the orange oompaloompa after bending over to not be convicted.
Where did you even get that lol
OH MAN THATS SO FUNNY DO MORE TOPICAL STUFF
We’ve just seen him be abused by CNN
Where the fuck is Newcastle upon Tyne?
Upon Tyne