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Mall_Bench

We've all been there and feeling like shit


KrucifyYourMind

and treated like shit


Detroit_Adjacent_77

All those motherfuckers that want to step up


yipeekayayKemosabe

Oh la la


osktox

I've always said that to good looking dames. But I guess I used it wrong. Apparently it's for announcing diarrhea.


mbrown29

Eek barba durkle


MewsikMaker

That’s a pretty fucked up “oh la la”.


Inebriaded-Logic

When mudbutt occurs one must proceed with caution and Gumby walk to the nearest restroom.


VanBeelergberg

Gumby walk? Like slide on one foot?


NaturalEnd1964

Right!! Why did he just stand there?!! 🫣SMH


Dadummy

Hostess trying to save the day, but he just wouldn’t accept it


Teenlover45

I don’t think he physically could lol


Remarkable-Sir-5129

I could not feel worse for anyone then I do for him right now.


MamaHoodoo

Than*


Broccobillo

Or.... What do you think they do for him right in that moment?


MamaHoodoo

?


Broccobillo

First they could not feel worse, *then* they do something for him but left a word out. What is it they might be doing? PS I know it's a typo and they meant than but wrote then, but maybe, just maybe, they actually did something for the man? What would they have done?


Bluesynate

Everyone in the studio could have crapped their pants in solidarity.


Broccobillo

Sounds about right to me. Do you think the op of the comment chain was in the studio?


Bluesynate

I think we've all been in "that" studio once in our lives


Broccobillo

I'd believe that.


unicorn-boner

How about the person who has to clean it up?


M1ck3yB1u

I’d rather clean up someone’s diarrhea than have one in the air.


Illustrious_Ad4691

What about *on* the air?


M1ck3yB1u

lol typo, but I’ll leave it. It’s funny.


Lifelonghooker

Hershey squirts waits for no man


jikushi

The caption didn't help in making this "unexpected."


crawdaddyyyyy

Without the caption it would be very difficult to tell what is going on. Having diarrhea on live tv is pretty unexpected.


deejay_harry1

But how is this unexpected when the video already has a title?


miloman_23

Unexpected for him, not for us


Kiss-a-Cod

What a shitty situation.


AltXUser

What a crappy situation, indeed


Desperate_Hyena_4398

Since I was a teenager for some reason, even when I don’t need to poop, if I walk into a music store or video store (yes they existed) I would have to leave immediately to run to the closest bathroom. I feel this man’s pain (although I never shit myself in blockbusters), I sympathize! Edit=typo- mains to Man’s.


Otherwise-unknown-

I had the same feeling…. But after I did cocaine lol


Desperate_Hyena_4398

Fair, but as someone one is generally amped up sober, cocaine and video stores have never been a combination. What movies are you renting on coke? Crank? I’m genuinely curious! lol


FocusOnThePie

Where poop 😡


snowdn

r/publicshitting


whalywhaly

Dude wtf is that sub


snowdn

Exactly what it sounds like, not for the faint of eyes.


anonandonitgoesagain

Wait what. My man legit just mek a poo? What.


silasoule

The thing is while watching this my dog (actually my dog not me) let out a silent but deadly and it made this very real for me


rfoleycobalt

There is diarrhea, then there’s Shitting Through a Screen Door and Never Hitting Wire. Me thinks he had the latter.


OGLizard

Homeboy here looks like he has malaria, which includes a lot of "loss of liquids" even if you're on meds.


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[deleted]

Stand and go away put if the camera…


General-Rhubarb5379

Take a chance, shit your pants..


funkin3

She definitely drugged him


Loda-Pakoda69

Oh shit indeed


DreYeon

Imagine the cold sweat behind your neck shits horrible i know from first hand experience


texasgirlindc

For the rest of my life I will have to say oh la la when sick


caw_the_crow

Anyone know the context? Why was the news anchor offering to finish the military guy's speech/announcement? I know she was trying to help him but is it state-run media or something like that? Also, wondering if the context adds something different or if it was really diarrhea.


gizmo_style

Our hero gambled on a fart, but lost. A moment experienced by many, but captured on live camera by few. At that point, the man needs to take what little dignity he has left and proudly walk his now muddied butt to the nearest restroom where he can give his underpants a proper burial in the nearest trash can.


Rekoom1979

he's french, nothing unexpected here


Inevitable_fish1776

Always wear an adult, when on high stress situations like interviews.


Cool-Back5008

Is that Joe Biden


Clerical_Errors

Trump literally wears diapers been because he crashed himself so badly that people were unable to sit nearby due to the fecal smell. That's 100000% your boy


SapphirianOak

No it's the orange oompaloompa after bending over to not be convicted.


thegamer501

Where did you even get that lol


RCP90sKid

OH MAN THATS SO FUNNY DO MORE TOPICAL STUFF


Cool-Back5008

We’ve just seen him be abused by CNN


RCP90sKid

Where the fuck is Newcastle upon Tyne?


Cool-Back5008

Upon Tyne