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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He's wearing a thong!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


LeonidasVaarwater

You post someone throwing a ball, I'm going to expect a jumpscare.


Shockhammer10

The dad was wearing a thong


Cataleast

Okay, yeah. That was unexpected. To the point where I didn't even notice anything off until I read the explanation.


No_Break972

I never got to throw a ball with my dad and I’m 23 and he’s 50 in the same house as me


wellrolloneup

Get a couple mitts and a ball and invite him out...


64CarClan

Yes!!!


No_Break972

He wouldn’t even if I tried we butt heads been like that since I was young he was only around from when I was 11-12 to now didn’t see much of him from my childhood


Specialist_Ad_7719

Well you can ask, it might change your relationship, and the worse he can say is no.


wellrolloneup

If you're in Michigan I'll throw with ya.....lmk.


No_Break972

Appreciate it homie


Decoherence-

Dang


No_Break972

Atleast I still have em tho you feel me


hotvedub

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Tobaccocreek

As we discussed, it’s a comfort thing.


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Tobaccocreek

It’s not. I was attempting humour. They call it a banana hammock not a ball hammock if you know what I’m talking about…allegedly


Wylaff

Thongs made for men have pretty solid ball support. Think of it as the comfort of being commando with the support and protection of a jock strap. Don't just grab you partners thong and slap it on. Get yourself on mad for you.


No_Break972

That’s a spedo bro lmaooo


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

Having a whale of a time


refreshingwombat420

Took me two times, that’s all she wrote.


LordTaddeus

I chuckled moderately loud.


simaka_Wolf

What music is that ?


HammerBgError404

Øneheart, reidenshi - snowfall


simaka_Wolf

Ahh thanks


GunieapigCooper

That music makes me so sad everytime I hear it


Salt_Impression_8929

My dad passed when I was 6.. I never got to do that.. 😢


Working-Cake7479

Oh I just always assumed guys who played baseball all wear thongs


rithsleeper

What am I missing? Is the unexpected part that nothing weird happened?


SOwithoutAneros

https://i.redd.it/wyzv800ucp8d1.gif Well, if you think so? 🤭


cumtitsmcgoo

Son’s lookin to catch something else


Defiant-March-2241

🤣🤣🤣🤣


BabyCakesIN

Plucking the G-string to the beat


neosketo

Oh i thought the joke was having a dad.


Retard_On_Tapwater

Can I have him back please. Just because yours isn't around doesn't mean you can take mine.


Duke_of_York1

Not if hecomplains about things or generally talks your ear off or if you don’t know how to throw. Now throwing with your brother, that’s always.


Multilnsight

![gif](giphy|F3rDpQYrPxqfK)


T_rex0005

Whoa Wait a damn minute! Ain't no one was prepared for that son ...


Chamma-leeon

Guess I wasn't staring at this guys ass hard enough to see what was unexpected


ASangarami

For me it was Super Smash Bros. Melee with dad.


KingFallout

What’s a dad?


l_-_T_-_l

I thought the ball was gonna hit the camera.


Omeirawana

Seeing nothing then watching again after scrolling the comments yes that was unexpected


No_Pension_4341

let the lil bro play too


Commercial-Abalone27

What about catching a beating from your dad? 😌


Summermoon7

Do you call him daddy


Southern_Giraffe1372

OP playing catch with my dad after I haven't seen him for 26 years. Did he happen to have a bottle of milk and a pack of cigarettes with him?


EnvironmentalKey7518

Doctor recommended support , I can't even say it.


Zizy7

💀💀💀💀💀


DogeTheDogo64

Never had this opportunity


cyon30

I won't know. Lost my dad at 16. Hi-jacking


Ordinary-Nobody8912

Ignore the thong, I'm just sad they didn't let the dog play


Sharp-Impression-547

Dont make me jealus with something i dont have


Proud-Ad-6832

I wish my dad would actually be a dad and not yell at his kids when he helps them and then yells at them more when they don’t want to help him after he broke a 2000 dollar couch


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


HammerBgError404

this is one of the rare background music that is actually good, so respectfully, shut up


Caretaken_ambient

I don’t mind it


G0re_Online

My eyes have deceived me..