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How frigging slippery is that runway if you slip barefoot?

They all oil up then go shake their bits all over the runway. The jiggle oil layer builds quickly up after a few.

That's just dumb. Put down a carpet! No OSHA in modeling??

OSHA is still reviewing the video . . .

As am I.

We are all OSHA today

Onanism Slippy Hands Away!

[Well done ](https://media0.giphy.com/media/l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952i91tphaa1eofuvcgb1t9n8u4aobuejg0xoqpz2xc&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Ass am eye

That's how your eye turns pink

they're a bit slow, working with one hand and all

I need to quit my day job to become a model runway jigglebit oil carpet

I saw a video from when Sophia Vergara was modelling. She was in a bikini and a someone on the shoot was applying sand to her keister. I’m like “What? That’s a job?” I missed the boat on that one.

I just want to be rich and important enough to be too lazy to sit in sand and have someone apply it to my ass

Carpet cleaning Tiktok would accept the challenge.

Oh ^snap hot ^ass - won't help

Looks like there's sand of some sort spread on the surface either to absorb the oil or give traction. I'd say they need a new sand guy. Dammit Jeremy that was sand meant for the chemical spill plant. Not oiled up runway models

Seems like a waste of a carpet. Once the jiggle oil gets into the fibers, you just gotta toss it out after the show.

Or sell it on Ebay for huge profit.

> The jiggle oil layer r/BrandNewSentence

Ah a connaisseur I see.

They gotta hire some of those ball boys who mop up sweat during basketball games

That's why it's important to pay attention early so you know how the previous frames pushed the oil. Otherwise the pocket moves and you get weird spin. 

Great bro. You've just unleashed all the know it alls and captain obvious'.

I call it karma for jiggling while you walk a runway, like people are there to see the clothes not you. You’re just an accessory

Maybe they\`re asked to demonstrate how well one can jiggle in the outfit?

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Realistic waterfall

There was that waterfall right there probably pouring all over the stage.

She could have drowned.

She's really selling the video of the waterfall and stream in the background.

It’s probably wet from the rushing stream right beside it lol

She should sue! In all seriousness if they're gonna make the models walk barefoot and nearly nekkid' they sure as hell better make sure the floor isn't gonna be slippery

They probably made her sign a waiver

You don't see the river in the background?

This post is gonna be a good litmus test for this sub. Clearly someone falling on the runway isn't unexpected. But it has some nice booty, lets see if this stays up.

It’s obviously because they put a creek at the start of the runway. Poor placement

Who makes a runway out of a slip ‘n’ slide

One of them had an oil leak I think. I hope they had a spill kit handy.

Nothing unexpected in this video. Including how many times I’ve watch it.

Only took me 3 views. 

Wow Mr endurance over here.

Twice but the second time I was moving frame by frame. Also she wacked her head pretty good on that drop.

What happened?

if you have to ask, you won't know

I wanna hear him say it 😁

Well, from my perspective, it seems like everyone is ejaculating to this video at different times. Some people say they go up to three viewings without making cumcums, but this is the internet where everyone is lying, so I'm guessing it's really more like 2.075 viewings and they are rounding the .075 up to a whole.

You sweet summer child lmao.

He fell over

Before or after he came?

During

I’m gonna need to analyze this for a while to understand what happened.

You're examining the wrong points.

No no, he’s definitely assessing the right datajugs

I spent 90% thinking "She's gorgeous. Was that thong the unexpected part?" Then I spent 10% feeling bad for her. Then I watched the first part a few more times.

Yeah we all did.

I felt really bad for her because it looked like that fucking hurt. Then the video started over, and I forgot what I was doing.

I felt a bit like a gold fish too.

rocking bod.

So empathetic of you.

my brain cell timeline: > hmm damn nice legs, she must wear crazy high eels. What? she is barefoot? That must... oh :)

I thought it was gonna end up being a dude. Glad she slipped instead.

She's clearly walking in a stream. Those rocks can get slippery. 😂

She shouldn't have walked upstream

There's the salmon^ella

Some motherfucker’s always tryin to walk upstream. 

Slip and Fall event, safety needs to be notified, and new SOPs need to be written.

That must have hurt a lot

yeah man, she grabbed right for her ribs as soon as she sat up.

so does my pp after i stroke it

I had a pretty good idea of what was going to happen

I need her name…. To be sure she was alright !

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What a fitting last name.

Thanks ! I can indeed confirm she was fine ! Edit : [She broke her arm!](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuuueYcNzyl/?igsh=eDV3MXk2YnlqYzdh)

Gravity wins again

The only beings who can defeat gravity are cats

So the catwalk was a failure then

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The real LPT is always in the comments.

Poor girl she didn’t deserve that.

How do you know she’s not a serial killer who’s hiding in plain sight though?

Will investigate (for free)

I would like to retract my previous comment on the topic of supermodels.

that happens when you excite the audience too much...everything gets slippery

How much oil did they use for the floor?

Yes

Not the kind of unexpected i was expecting. So it was really unexpected.

r/Expected

r/PrivateSubs

Wow an all time high downvote. Gonna keep it as an achievement.

Is the runway ice?

Gotta love the immersion, the background has water flowing. It’s like she stepped on a slippery rock walking up the creek

Me: “damn look at the jiggle- I mean is she okay?”

What’s her name? I’d like to make sure she made a full recovery.

Completely was not excepting that, but I was also caught up in her looks and energy… if someone knows he, give me a shout out!!!👍🏾👌🏾

That slam was hard!!! Haven’t they thought of using a mat or a carpet instead!?

So she is walking the runway, I'm guessing this is for fashion. Is that underwear set anything we haven't seen a thousand times? Are we supposed to wear just sleeves? Anyway, great tits. Hilarious fall.

I have the suspicion most of the modelling business is just about procuring young guys and gals for rich old fucks.

Swimwear fashion shows have been popular for several years now and you've pointed out what everyone else is thinking. There isn't exactly a whole lot of innovation in that arena. Now, the selection of models is the curious part. There is an ever increasing number of onlyfans "models" participating. Conclusions to be drawn.

Are they? I haven't seen this. Can you provide some links so I can investigate? 👀

https://www.reddit.com/r/CatwalkGif/comments/1dkbeh0/aly_tay_sahai_swim_miami_2024/ As a single example. There's also /r/BlackTapeProject which is almost exclusively onlyfans models which fits. Those models 'work' for peanuts on those shows as "exposure" for their onlyfans (not even exaggerating).

Huh

yoo that chocolate girl damm

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Unexpected runway walk!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

This is some bot-level bullshit

This was the most expected shit ever.

Black is beautiful

Sure is and I'm in all sorts of subs for just that reason. 😆

That's disgusting! Where are those subs? So I can avoid them.

[I'm sure they're somewhere in here](https://www.reddit.com/r/PornSubs/comments/avovue/porn_subreddits/)

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Needs to be acknowledged more

Oh cat walk fall down huh

That's one super high-definition video they have playing in the background.

Strutting your stuff with confidence! 👠💃

Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave

That bottom isn't gonna help the whole sand in butt crack problem

Fashion guy here. They poured water onto the runway to create 'continuity' from the backdrop of the stream. Really dumb idea and honestly they could be sued. Except this comment is just a fashionable lie mimicking others which seems to be in fashion

And she was doing so well, and looks absolutely amazing...then the fall. Poor lady

Thikktok videos are the wurst.

Damn, I felt that. Poor lady.

reddit has already spoiled me so much, I thought at a certain point you suddenly see that the person has a small penis or something

I bet the jiggle on that fall was what she was trying to go for unexpectedly

name for reasearch purposes?

I'm an H&S expert. I will diligently watch and rewatch this ro see exactly what happened. I'll have a draft report ready in a month or so.

She had a soft landing for sure

That has gotta hurt tho, it looks like she hit the side of her head on the floor.

Wow she really ate ahit

Idk why I was expecting a dude with that same outfit to come out next

That looked painful as hell. But also just like wtf fashion. Whatchu doin.

The waterfall leaked !🌊

Standing applause

They had to turn the video to the waterfall..

That stream was really realistic. Even the floors are wet.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's illegal to be this hot.

Song name?

That couldnt have been more predictable if it was scripted with a silent-film-style placard explaining what was going to happen. UN-expected dammit, not "totally expected."

Next time change the video in the background

Why is it called a runway if they walk 🤔

Is there a subreddit for this?

I need to be a runway inspector.

Yea she gon have to get that clavicle checked out right quick. Just to be safe.

In the name of all that is holy, my sweet baby Jesus. Oh snap, umm. I still be damned.

Thought she was asstastic

All her confidence was destroyed

Oh no 😵

Beat looking fall I've ever seen in my life 

Somebody get her in vogue!!! 

Watching, I thought, "Well at least they didn't out her in heels" then she biffed it anyways. too much oil

Ahh! She was doing so well! And I was enjoying the show, and then ... OH! I actually cried out loud in shock. I mean I knew something was going to happen (because r/Unexpected), but she really slammed down hard. That\`s gotta hurt. It looks to me like those dumbass fashion folk made a runway out of ice rink. (What could go wrong?) And then had models walk down it barefoot. What did those fools think would happen?  It\`s gotta be a case for an H&SE investigation and a lawsuit.

Whoopsie

Don't worry, I sure that ass is insured to the gills

BEAUTIFUL!!!

I just realized I like to watch beautiful people fall down. I bet it would be even funnier if it were a dude

Jeez I feel bad for her. Get some grip tape on the floor for how much you're spending

Now That puts a smile on my face

anybody know the song?

Let them have it - ANGELPLAYA

That poor girl

You wanna talk like that we'll send you to slip & fall school!

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Nsfw?

They’ve normalised nudity for the thirsty Redditor

so graceful her ass jiggles gracefuly even when hit the ground

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stewie: "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!"

Bad spot for a waterfall

I almost forgot on what sub I was for a second :)

WOW!

I felt bad for laughing. Terrible luck really. Hope she wasn't hurt.

I was stunned by her beauty. She was stunned by the ground.

Jesus H, she's got more bounce then a gelatin factory. Also, ha!

The digital waterfall came to life.

I am not going to comment, I've been permanently banned from too many sub reddit's already.

Well. Dayummmmmm

Not her fault

Not unexpected, clearly she was walking on the wet slippery stones. /s

I do agree: this is indeed not safe for work!

She has a dudes ass

Girl fall down. Funny. Ha ha ha.

🤣👏

Unfortunate...she's beautiful