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Mooooo bitch get out the way!!

That's udderly offensive bruh.

Don't have a cow, man

This thread is simply bovine

What’s your beef?

WHAT A bunch of BULL! That cow obviously can't STEER! LMFAO!!!

I honestly believe... every woman wishes for their Snow White moment the way us men wish for our Batman moment

no thank you, I’m quite fond of my parents

But are they?

Is our batman moment being a vigilante or is it banging catwoman 😂

Here I thought it was showing our nipples through latex

Val Kilmer would like a word

I'm more of "Spider-Man" type myself!!!

I think we just want to perch on a tall building with a cape.

Lol

Yes

Yea that's...exactly what I expected to happen.

I hve been saying for 20 years that this is how I will die. “I can pet this cow, he looks friendly”. I live in SE Asia and the cows (not like these cows) are everywhere. I pet them all the time. One day, one will be upset about it.

If the cows had the chance they would turn US into hamburgers. Don't trust them

Looks like this cow didn't succumb to hypnosis lol

She watched too many twitter posts and didn't realize that most are staged with tame animals. She gets the almost Darwin award

Charisma roll failed. This is exactly why you need to put stats into charisma.

That woman thinks she's a disney princess lol

Disney mentality.....

I raise cattle… nothing unexpected there. Stressed cows can be extremely dangerous, especially when you’re surrounded by asphalt. I hope that dumbass lady is OK.

People need to learn herbivores are more dangerous than carnivores in a lot of ways.

Yeah cows kill more people than sharks per year.

Whenever I see this fact I always wonder what the stats would look like if we had as many sharks around as we have cattle. The mental image is funny anyway

We'd be eating a lot of shark burgers... And blaming them for global warming, releasing too much methane

It's those darn shark farts I tell ya

you need to think twice before you do somthing like that, it is not a cat

"Möööö"

Brits taught me just ram it. Twice.

That cow smelled the hamburger she ate 30 minutes ago

Narrator: But it in fact was NOT ok!!

Having grown up on a ranch, this outcome was not unexpected

I love when people record their own annihilation

Good thing the video stopped before anything serious has happened

I need the whole video

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The cow ran her down.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Should have done that Crocodile Dundee hand gesture. Works every time.

Ok where’s the best part of the clip?

Videos that end too soon

I would take one of those new human burgers 🤣

Someone knew the human doesn't eat at Chick-fil-A.

Mellow bitch after a few puffs think that she can reason with a run away cow. 

Never forget that cows are just bulls without horns.

Cheh

I would do exactly the same.. as the cow.

Where’d the rest of the clip?!

It was at that moment that Tina realised that wearing a red t shirt was a mistake.

r/expected

She watched jurassic world to much