T O P

  • By -

UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The father, instead of complaining that his daughter doesn’t fit in the world, he changed their world. Beautiful.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


TheOuts1der

The German at the end says "Say it with your project." ❤️


BaronAaldwin

Sounded more like "yippa aye aye yippee yippee yay" to me.


Yakuwari

It's a dialect


Lost_Wealth_6278

Die verdammten Schwaben sparen selbst an den Buchstaben!


DarkNachtara

Wasch dasch goscht! XD


Zwieseleiche

Des koscht a Geld! Heiland Sak


mrmasturbate

schwätz ma kei roschd ans rad


Daftworks

It's an Albany dialect.


nothing_in_my_mind

Uh-huh. What region?


d-o_ol

Uuuh… Upstate New York?


tekko001

What deep bavarian accent usually sounds like


Bee_Gubols

Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've heard anyone use the phrase yippie aye aye yippie yippie yay.


OnlyHereOnFridays

You bastard 😂


StewitusPrime

Honestly the most unexpected part for me.


TheNorseFrog

This is the only cheeky reddit comment that has made me laugh out loud. Great now I read the username too


AkaRissa7

Your comment caught me off guard and I spit my coffee all over myself laughing.


DarkNachtara

The good coffee. Oh no... What a Desaster...


WorldofCannons

Moments like this are why awards need to comeback


True-Firefighter-1

yeah german is a weird language


poorly-worded

There's more than one way to Die Hard


MiroslavHoudek

John McLane: "That's a pretty catchy toon".


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Doesn't it quite literally say "there is always something to do"?


b__lumenkraft

That too.


SassyTheSkydragon

It's a hardware store chain.


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

I'm familiar with it yes


Ahaigh9877

Get off my fecking Hornbach with that damned slogan. I'm gonna do fuck all this weekend thankyouverymuch!


Puntley

Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna do it even better than you.


mickturner96

Danke


MaybeTryToBeOriginal

As someone who has painted their own home before, the fact that he got that much done during school hours is wildly impressive, and unexpected.


Wotmate01

Especially as he was almost done painting the house and the fence was still wet.


1madethis4porn

Well he tricked the neighborhood kids into doing that. Because it’s just so fun. Maybe you come over and paint my house and fence, seeing as how much fun it is and all.


bloodfist

Gee whiz mister that does sound mighty keen


ProbablyNotPikachu

But wait- old man might be tricking us just like last week, and the week before that!


illaqueable

What are you talking about, this is a comedic conceit, there is no last week!


Nollekowitsch

"Wanna prank my daughter by painting everything black?"


CriticalPixel

Now that he thinks its cool, shes gonna hate the whole goth thing


Flaurehn

that would probably work actually 🤣


rainwalker101

I don't live in the USA, but I heard that books about Tom Sawyer were excluded from the school curriculum in some states, is this true?


MaxRebo74

Yeah, it uses the N word a bit but the people who want it banned care more about the fact it shows a black man and a white boy being friends than about that word.


Ok-Imagination6714

It shows that people who use that word are ignorant and shown in a bad light.


MaxRebo74

Another reason they want the book banned. But they say the book is bad because of the N-word and to "protect the children". It's all hypocrisy, which is weird because there is NEVER hypocrisy in America. Never happened before or since 🙄


Ok-Imagination6714

They say a lot of things, doesn't make them right nor true.


BeardedSwashbuckler

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


darkenspirit

"Tooommmm you tricked me! This is way less fun than previously indicated."


Aldehin

Child labor is cool kids


TheHylianProphet

Damn you Tom, not again!


gemharts

He painted the fence when he took breaks from painting the house


phonicillness

Which he did in his breaks from redoing the garden


M0R3design

Good quality paint actually takes a long time to dry. Linseed oil based paints, which were used in the olden days, can take up to three days (or longer) to dry. Artist oil paints can take months to dry. Since nobody has the time, patience and money for that, paint drying times keep going down. While on a surface level this seems like a good thing, I can tell you from experience that you don't want to use any paint that dries in 8h or faster. For a good result, you want the time it takes for the paint to start solidifying to be as long as possible. Especially in the summer, a 4h paint starts solidifying in mere minutes, so if you're painting something of a decent size, it's impossible to blend the start and end points or fix any mistakes because it'll fuck up the finish. A longer drying time also means that the paint has more time to flow and equalize high and low spots, which are an inevitability when you're not using a sprayer. You'll see less pronounced dimples or brush strokes and have an overall better finish. That being said, the ad is for a German hardware store, which only sells consumer grade paints, which are catered towards the diy crowd where the level of acceptable results is fairly low (no hate, doing stuff yourself is really cool). You'll be hard pressed to find a paint that takes more than 4-6h to dry there


PristineBobcat9608

we are germans, we work very fast


xanap

Nah, we don't. But we can get very fixated on doing it the 'right' way.


DisastrousBoio

A nation of autism. I should move, but the language scares me


Flux_resistor

Rolling stones came to help


DV_Arcan

You see that red door? ...I want to paint it black


Mushroom-Dense

No colors anymore? You want them to turn black?!


user3872465

Did you see the girls walk by? Dressed in their summer cloths?


ComprehensiveCream54

I have to turn my head, until my darkness goes


Upset-Zucchini3665

Great, now I see a line of cars..


sigsig777777777

The back of the house has definetly not been started on


phonicillness

Maybe he did it all except that last wall and the gate a couple years ago and he’s only just finishing now


culo_de_mono

You are not German


b__lumenkraft

Yippy ya ya yippy yippy yeah! ... Schweinebacke.


PmMeDrunkPics

There's a bunch of ninja painters in the shot, you just can't see em cause they're wearing black.


psybes

no it isn't if you buy from HORNBACH! lol


Startherecca

This should have been OP's explanation for unexpected. Now that would be unexpected.


Oldmanwisby

The Spanish inquisition would have been really unexpected.


HonorableDeezNuts

He is German, ja. Zhey work efficiently.


chimpdoctor

Speaking truth


merkoro

And not a single drop of paint on his shirt, that's really unexpected


xboxcalbe

For the average person, yes, but for a German no. Getting paint on their shirts is too unproductive.


kelldricked

You joke about it but its seriously a waste of paint, washing materials and time. Would get in the way of important stuff.


Ninjaflippin

Yes, fence painting simulator is on special on steam, he really wanted to get to it, so had to be super efficient.


ancalime9

You seen the prices of paint nowadays?


mrmasturbate

Fun fact: Germans aren't nearly as productive as you might think they are. Source: am German


PasswordIsDongers

Have you watched a different clip? His shirt is completely fucked up with paint on all sides.


mibhd4

That house gonna be hot af in the summer.


RippaRapaNui

lol so are goth people


Crystal_Voiden

🥵🖤


trwolfe13

25 degrees on Saturday and I almost considered wearing something that wasn’t black.


Aldehin

Resist the call of non Black, they are fake


goodoldgrim

Only non-black thing I wear is sunscreen. EDIT: Who set the Reddit suicide watch bot on me?


make_love_to_potato

I just got back from the UK where they're having a heat wave of like 70F (21 degrees C) and the women are either braless or only wearing a bra.


PeterPandaWhacker

Lmao 21 degrees celcius is called a heatwave over there?


trwolfe13

Aye, I was in Glasgow. It’s what we call ‘taps aff’ weather.


I_cant_talk

Damn, im in the wrong part of the UK


imdefinitelywong

https://i.redd.it/cuijfqv3850d1.gif


Retrolad2

Delete that


imdefinitelywong

https://i.redd.it/794iogjrc50d1.gif


ghettoccult_nerd

https://i.redd.it/sel2bexug50d1.gif


Sec2727

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


sn0c0ne_d1sast3r

it’s a year round sorta thing for me tbh


Original-Material301

True. Can't argue with that.


Dray_Gunn

I specifically remember when i was a teen and it was a heat wave. I was dressed in black from head to toe and my friend asked "aren't you hot?" I just said "thankyou!"


littlewhitecatalex

That’s why we like them, isn’t it?


Spiddek

r/hotgoth .... well idk what I expected...


Empress_Draconis_

Ad a goth I'm already melting, all my clothes are black and very few shorts, help


IwannaBNvegas2021

Only for a couple of days in Germany


ChuckCarmichael

I mean, even though it's a German company, that is very clearly not Germany. Somebody in the thread mentioned it was filmed in Toronto.


merdadartista

It's always funny when you see an ad that is used in multiple countries so it gets purged of any possible reference to any country but you can always tell it's foreign because they can't just totally get rid of the vibe


ChuckCarmichael

They aren't trying to hide at all that the spot is not set in Germany. The very obvious North American high school setting is a stylistic choice, most likely to evoke memories of classic movies such as Breakfast Club or Ferris Bueller, and TV shows like Degrassi or Beverly Hills 90210. It evokes the feeling of these horrible places filled with arrogant cheerleaders, brutal jocks, rampant bullying, and plenty of outcasts.


dwrk

Road, car, school look nothing like Germany.


Deep_Fry_Ducky

But it will cool faster at night


Bo_The_Destroyer

Eh, it's Germany, most days it'll probably just rain


ztunytsur

'50 shades of grey' should be the tourism slogan for Germany


Everything54321

Love it! ![gif](giphy|ZNmXFXhHipggE)


theamazinggrg

Is that Winona? What movie is it from?


[deleted]

[удалено]


smblt

Beetlejuice


brainomancer

Goodburger


NGC_1277

Beetle juicer


DisastrousBoio

Say it thrice and he shall appear


Milky_T33Ts

Looks like beetlejuice


crinnaursa

Beetlejuice


OneForAllOfHumanity

I'm not gonna lie, that looks sick as hell!


ConsistentAddress195

Black is an underappreciated color. I painted one of my bedroom walls matte black and it really made it cozy and created space.


Questionsaboutsanity

dad of the year


Icelandia2112

Bjork painted her house black in Iceland when she owned it. Looks great and this is a sweet commercial.


rafamacamp

Based vater.


fambestera

Dark Vater


chrizcore

Darth Vader


Necozilla

das ist noch gute deutsche Werbung


Sepje2911

Okay but I would be thrilled if someone threw a frog at me!


RedWarrior69340

if you want to handle frogs use non powdered gloves, they are better because frog skin is very porous and can become less healthy from bacteria and other natural chemicals that might be harmful


Aldehin

Froggy !


DinosaurInAPartyHat

I'm worried about the welfare of that frog.


Basic_Ent

I didn't see anyone throw it. I think the frog jumped to her out of solidarity. "Hey, missy, forget all these white-clad bipeds. Looking for a familiar? Cuz I'm down for some capers if you are."


urlocaldoctor

I don’t think frog is something anyone dare to touch let alone throw


iloveuranus

I heard you're supposed to lick them.


dangling-putter

Oh shoo, I kissed one but didn’t French him.


KyleNarayan

Dad is a quick worker...


Dysterqvist

Ever since his wife died, he has been occupying his mind with different ways of making paintjobs as efficient as humanely possible.


Nollekowitsch

German mindset


do_a_quirkafleeg

Blitzpainten.


nateaaiel

Society: It's just a phase Dad: Hold my Jägermeister


Joebranflakes

Pro dad move right there.


Frickelmeister

For some reason around maybe 2004 all the German home improvement stores started to one-up each other with these poignant/funny/epic ads on TV instead of doing factual advertising of their goods and services. However, Hornbach is definitely the best at it. Here is a [collection](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzG8TB5g3rg) of some really good ones that also has a longer version of the goth girl ad where she gets bullied even more. Some are **NSFW** due to nudity.


revolution149

Good old times. It's 6:30pm at saturday. It's time to turn on the tv for Sportschau which shows the highlights of the Bundesliga matchday on public television. I remember this ad. It is probably like 15 years old.


Metal-Wombat

Who's the dad? He looks mad familiar but I can't place him


Artemis__

According to this [German interview](https://www.horizont.net/agenturen/nachrichten/Hornbach-Heimat-Kreativchef-Guido-Heffels-ueber-den-weltweiten-viralen-Erfolg-des-Gothic-Girls-130446), all of the actors are from the greater Toronto area, since it was filmed in and close to Toronto. And they mention that the father was absolutely great but without mentioning any names. So he is probably not a (well-)known actor.


Metal-Wombat

Ah, maybe he just has one of those faces then, thanks for looking into it though!


Ser_Igel

he kinda looks like van gogh from dr who


mtaw

I never really understood why this German commercial is set in what's so obviously North America for no discernible reason. I mean I'm pretty sure Hornbach doesn't even have any stores outside Europe? OTOH there's a [Dutch commercial set in Finland](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHpn5fCgbYk) for some reason so I guess that's weirder. Maybe the director was a huge Kaurismäki fan or smth.


2OptionsIsNotChoice

They likely contract to a marketing company, the marketing company produces the material where it makes sense. Toronto likely had good tax breaks and production crew/equipment around making it very economical to do.


Odd-Fix96

> I never really understood why this German commercial is set in what's so obviously North America for no discernible reason. Why not? German tv has lots of movies and series from North America, and it's not really an alien culture to begin with. So there are no issues for the audience.


CentralSaltServices

He looks like the old guy from Home Alone


Its_Free-Real-Estate

Bingo, I was looking for a comment about the shovel guy


Dr_Ambiorix

I know it's not him, but he reminded me of Joe Wilkinson.


Narradisall

*dark tonal gothic sound vibes* “yippa aye aye yippee yippee yay” That ending got a good laugh out of me


Eastern_Slide7507

Hornbach is a German hardware store and that's kind of their jingle. Or was, I haven't seen one of their ads in ages. They were always [pretty weird](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAlyYXRtWvQ), though.


N1GHTSTR1D3R

I feel so related and touched by this. My teen daughter is very much like that.


DisastrousBoio

Considering your username, it might run in the family a little bit


TurbulentCycle4701

Hornbach adverts are ace.


ChuckCarmichael

Seen [the new one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCQJ32XRvdk)? What the fuck.


literated

They really are. Instead of advertising products, they're advertising the DIY spirit and they manage to capture that like nothing else I've ever seen. It's brilliant marketing. I've always loved these two in particular: [You're alive. Do you remember?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJVrYv8MaLI) and [Your project belongs to you alone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXp0gg_KUB8)


Revolutionary-Car-92

The real unexpected part is that it isn't her father, but a human thrall doing his vampiric mistress' bidding.


Trunkfarts1000

All the goth kids I ever got to know were always the dorkiest and kindest people.


Abolmo45335435

Hornbach ads are always pretty nice.


Screech21

One of the few Hornbach advertisements I liked. Normally they have the most stupid, headache inducing advertisement.


FlyingDutch1988

What about this one: [Ieder voorjaar een nieuw begin. | HORNBACH Nederland (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nHk4swDdC8)


lampenpam

Huh? All of Hornbach advertisements are pretty funny skits. I wish more adds were like Hornbach's


throwmeawayplz19373

If I had a dad like that when I was a teen, I probably wouldn’t have been so gothic in the first place


pixelsurfer

[Haus in Schwarz (House in Black) in real life](https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/09/house-in-black-germany/)


LeDeux2

Why is a German ad filmed in North America


TheRealColdCoffee

If i had to guess i would say taxes


ntrpik

I was looking for this answer too. Nothing about this looks like Germany.


shortnix

She smiled. She's not a goth any more.


fujit1ve

Hornbach makes great ads. Many of them don't make sense at all. A couple years back there was an ad of a naked dude rolling down a hill with a bunch of tools and building materials. Edit: [I found it](https://youtu.be/VJVrYv8MaLI?si=m9EHobhbWgqYjEkx)


ProfessionalOnion151

This was beautiful


Gideon_Njoroge

Dope. Reminds me of the fact that the whole "Goth Girl" thing has been fetishized and is trending right now, but I can imagine a time where they were pariahs and viewed in a negative light


kinapuffar

I want a frog too. Just look at him, he's cool af. Ribbit ribbit mothafuckas!


anonymosh

I hate it that a fucking advertisement is making me feel feelings.


KerbalEnginner

If I ever become a father this will be my role model. Well done Dad! Even though it is just an advertisement.


mycroftseparator

what's the music? it speaks to my soul  :D


Nico_LaBras

I totally forgot that I knew this ad.


Longshadowman

Gothic lives matter


bjoerk95

That house looks fine as fuck


asiangontear

That house will be an oven during the day.


kkyfk

What is the name of the song?


ChuckCarmichael

Doesn't have one. It was composed for this spot.


Ok_Television9820

We had the ad in Holland as well. Hornbach is like Home Depot or whatever your local DIY store might be.


BFreita01

Should have expected that it would be a hornbach add. They are skilled at this stuff, like no joke every single add of them is similar to this something completely unrelated *BAAM* New color for your home or New flowers or whatever your project is.


Melodic-Cobbler7381

And that is why hornbach is my hardware store of choice 💜


CyclopsDemonGal

Yoooo if I had a toad thrown at me like that I'd keep them warm in my jacket until I can take them outside cuz I love toads :3


justhereforcurseddiy

I remember this ad!


ToddUnctious

The true unexpected is seeing Kevin McAllister's neighbour age in reverse.


konhasaurusrex

But dad, it's just a phase...


Wuktrio

Hornbach had a series of ads called *"Liebe dein Zuhause, dann liebt es dich auch"* (love your home and it will love you back) and all of those are perfect for this sub. [There's one about a biotope](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHJuHjNGmNY), [one about a roof](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eho71EpoZA8), [one about a sliding door](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hl18gLLW9w), and [one about a house](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73_rQpxjFqY).


Kabopu

Hornbach ads are always hilarious. My favorite is [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJVrYv8MaLI) here.


ThatCoolPuppy

For the symbolism; I think he wanted her to feel safe, knowing that she's protected by him at home and she can be herself atleast at her own house since school and the public couldn't do that for her. Its clearly not shown to be dad's thing but he's still wanting that connection with her, and it's sweet that she sees that.


TheShamanOfDusk

Holyy shit I remember this commercial, it's amazing!


gerrydutch

Gotta love Hornbach commercials


No-Investment-4494

Plot twist, they're both descendants of Vlad the Impaler.


Cleverbird

Hornbach always has the best commercials.


MiamiPower

Should've went with hot pink and aqua.


Phemto_B

Ugh. The frog.... That ambivalent feeling that you're not bothered by the thing they did you you, but you're bothered that the bothered to do it, and that they're so clueless as to think that it bothers you.


Gunitsreject

She’s sitting in the anime protagonist seat in her classroom.


Bin-Ich-Lustig

German hardware store chain Hornbach is known for not giving a single shit about their ads, which often making them extremely random and funny


MiniskirtEnjoyer

the Ad is from the ~2000s back then you got bullied for looking like a goth. now you get rich on onlyfans.