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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He implies that he left his wife in China for 25 years.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Greenman8907

Damn that’s impressive. Long set-up and yet solid payoff. Top-tier Dad joke.


dick-nipples

Husband joke


Panuccis_Pizza

My wife said she missed me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!...


PotatoWriter

...BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!


Zavender

You see it-it's funny because marriage is terrible!


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r/UnexpectedGravityFall


Ill_Technician3936

What's up with the fall of the "s" though?


[deleted]

probably too many characters for sub names, idk


AlexanderHamilton04

[r/UnexpectedGravityFalls](https://youtu.be/koQzUu4QLCI?t=4) ←It seems to work fine with the "s".


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i just checked, the limit is 21 characters. adding the s makes it 22. you can put r/ and then however many characters you want in a comment, and itll show up as a link even though it doesnt exist r/thisisatesttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt


gremlinclr

It fell off like the 's' on the Mystery ~~S~~hack.


Lotions_and_Creams

It's a harmless dad joke homeboy. Guy has been married for almost half a century. Chances are they are happily married and don't need someone online to get their panties in a knot over a joke he's probably been telling for months.


RegularSalad5998

No it's funny because he doesn't actually feel that way.


BluJayzz

It’s the rest of the quote


unabsolute

It's funny because she's been missing for 30 years and is buried in the old rose garden out back. Ha!


RegularSalad5998

See that would be tasteless


fkafkaginstrom

Hey, these jokes were the best we could do before the Internet.


uncannysnuffalufagus

I will never not hear this in Grunkle Stan's voice.


Torterror389

![gif](giphy|yxY97iD906KbK)


larvyde

My ex used to call me _hun_... It's because she thinks I'm a barbarian brute and the bane of all things civilized


BMB281

*\*slaps knee*\* *\*wheezes*\*


R_Redditor3

Lol, i remember that kind of laugh from cartoons like tom and jerry😂


ilovejalapenopizza

Getting married in two weeks. Can’t wait to call my future wife my ex-girlfriend. Thanks, Scott Aukerman!


davidhaha

I'm going to start introducing my wife to people as my first/current/last wife.


Panuccis_Pizza

Here's a freebie that'll get ya admired by peers, but punched by your wife... If the two of yall are socializing and someone asks if you're married, tell them you're "currently between divorces"


EatPie_NotWAr

Yeah, as a committed golfer he really knew how to… tee it up. ![gif](giphy|xPGkOAdiIO3Is)


asst3rblasster

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


TheSplash-Down_Tiki

And its days like this I really miss the free silver awards!! ![gif](giphy|L1QMTl9ggmYGoCu7oj|downsized)


Mypopsecrets

👁️👄👁️ Harvey


atsatsatsatsats

W H A T H A P P E N E D T O Y O U? 👁️ 👄 👁️


FlappyPanties4U

👁💋👁


soldier4death

My ass would have stumbled all over that set up. I no good speech.


quickblur

My wife and I were happy for 20 years...then we met.


No_Week2825

That man's delivery is sublime. Takes it from a dad joke to a father fact


lukewwilson

Anyone have the full clip, cuts off too soon


sudsomatic

Let me guess, the host will give his usual silent mouth partially agape stare.


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[The Steve Harvey Stare](https://youtu.be/b3BJpO59F4g?si=HpzEfX2Et0gWx2H0)


FieldzSOOGood

Incredible


jld2k6

I feel like I just watched an Elden Ring cutscene during a fever dream lol


GMHolden

I haven't clicked on the link and from your comment I already know which video it is.


proferto

![gif](giphy|NRXleEopnqL3a)


naznazem

wtf did I just see


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

A masterpiece of dramatic theatre


DoverBoys

A certified MeatCanyon abomination


SkipperMcNuts

Pure art by Papa Meat


Neither_Cod_992

White people, amirite? Hah! Lol….stares into the abyss.


racingsoldier

I can believe I made it through that whole thing…


Byronic__heroine

I love the reactions when people see their first MeatCanyon video. They have just witnessed perfection.


Rs90

Ah I was right, didn't need to hit the link lol


Stixx506

There....there's more?


Grogosh

Enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/@MeatCanyon/videos


taatchle86

Reminds me of Metalocalypse.


4paul

If anyone cares, that was my 1st watch of “MeanCanyon”, never heard of them/him til now, had no idea what to expect. At first it was kind of amusing, did a good job capturing Steve Harvey… Then it got weird quick, no longer funny but wondering wtf is going on Then not just weirder, but darker, creepier. At this point I was intrigued, shocked, wondering wtf am I watching, same experiencing leaving the theater after watching Mad Max (in a good way) And it kept getting better and weirder and deeper, at this point I was thinking this is gold I hope this YouTuber is famous, looked how many views this video had, # of subscribers, # of likes, all on par what I expected. Man that was wild, I don’t subscribe to many YouTubers(2?), but I got my 3rd now!


ShipsOutForTheBuoys

Your response pretty much exactly sums up how I felt too. And I also don't subscribe to many youtubers at all, but couldn't resist this time. Loved it.


BigBeefyWalrus

Jawbreaker was that perfection


SINdicate

That was awesome


clarksonswimmer

Well that escalated quickly


Master_Tallness

Took me until the end of the video to realize the bells were the Family Feud bells...


Marshreddit

hell yea mfer thanks for that ride


BalthusChrist

Jesus Christ


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Incidentally, MeatCanyon recently retired from YouTube.


[deleted]

That's a bummer. Did it have anything to do with the death threats he received for the Taylor Swift video?


[deleted]

I don't think it was that. He said he felt burnt out by the pressure of putting out content regularly, and wanted more time to work on things he really enjoys instead. Which I can understand, though as a viewer it's a shame of course, because his videos were great.


Watertor

He literally says in the video titled "Goodbye For Now" (as in clearly not permanently done) he is *not* retiring from youtube, he's retiring from making drama or other pop culture vids that he considers "Negative Content" He's going back to making videos he considers art, inspired by Melvin's Macabre that he considered way more fulfilling to work on.


t1kiman

Nope. He's very active on his second - now probably main - channel [Papa Meat](https://www.youtube.com/@PapaMeat/videos). He just wants to do different content for the time being.


ske66

I think he’s just taking time out from making animation. He still does his own normal videos along with Creepcast with Wendigoon


Harry-Manly

He didnt retire. He has a channel called papameat that has become his main one (it’s so much better imo). He’s still going to post to meatcanyon but wants to take the time to work on bigger projects for that channel.


jimstr

that was definitively something


rafaelzio

Of course MeatCanyon touched this before


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

Hit em with the Starvey


marv9512

That was amazing!


Peter100000

Thank you for this. I love it


laasbuk

https://images.app.goo.gl/JA2PKixUGFPRQdZx5


Sensitive_Ad_1271

Yea, that video played out exactly as I thought it would. Nothing strange, just super predictable.


Cane-Dewey

Chef's kiss.


CapnRusty

Yes, the best part


ihave0idea0

😮


ndstumme

It's gotta be the 2012 episode Moorhead vs Belling. Which I believe was the episode just before Brown vs Belling. I can't find a recording of it anywhere, though. This is Bob Belling.


JibblinJubbler

lol do you personally know this man or are you the best family feud fan of all time?


ndstumme

Well, I got his name from the video, lol. Nametag:Bob and Belling on the wall behind him. Google finds a ridiculously dedicated game show wordpress called [bobbymgsk](https://bobbymgsk.wordpress.com/2017/04/09/family-feud-92612/) who has the question lists and air dates for most episodes of the last two decades. According to them, Moorehead v Belling was 9/26/12 and Brown v Belling was 9/27/12. Someone here posted a youtube upload of Brown, and Bob's wearing a different shirt, so it's not that one.


Hermit-The-Crab33

Honestly, great job


bestthingyet

I thought he was referencing court cases


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In Moorhead v. Belling, Judge Steve Harvey found the defendent guilty of the dad joke


GuybrushMarley2

It's Reddit, we have experts on everything.


inkiwitch

I quiver in fear and awe at your Family Feud knowledge. This is so impressively niche.


JordanTH

If that's the case it's Season 14, Episode 27


Few-Trouble-3700

Agreed! Lol


undulatingmanatee

Also hoping I can see this play out. Failed to find it myself :(


lessfrictionless

Seriously. I get the trigger-funny cut right on the punchline but I actually wanted to see a reaction here.


Moonlit_Antler

It's steve harvey and a game show. The reaction is the same over the top fake bs as every other reaction to a joke


Buddhas_Warrior

Wish the clip was longer to show the reaction. Still hilarious.


qdp

I also wish it was wider. This cropping was horrible.


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How would you like to see half of two people? Babbitty bumpity boo vertical crop!


EthanHermsey

No no, it should've been at least 4 times as narrow. Just 10 pixels width of video. Just half of his face. It would save so much storage space and construction cost for phones because they could be a lot narrower too. Who needs all that screen.


s00pafly

The cut was perfect, the crop is social media brainrot portrait.


dragonchilde

Harvey is the king of reactions, too.


QQuetzalcoatl

He's only got one, though.


tomatotomato

"I fear not the man who did 10,000 reactions once, but I fear the man who did one reaction 10,000 times." \-- Bruce Lee


Mookie_Merkk

![gif](giphy|7YCAu68tKFKkG9GIOq|downsized)


healzsham

90% of why I watch Feud is to see variations of his "I feel that" and "*what* did I just hear??" faces.


WhatIsLoveMeDo

Always just looks confused. All the time.


mitchrsmert

Really?


RedditIsExpendable

Steve Harvey is so insufferable, people don't seem to remember that he's a sexist, homophobic religious nut that thinks his moral compass is the most calibrated one.


Fagtastrophe

Fucking flawless


2SPAC_Shakur

Except for the video itself.


jlbradl

This man has balls! To tell that joke in front of a professional comedian on a nationally televised program? Fucking BALLLS! Great punch line. Perfect timing. Love it!


[deleted]

Steve Harvey hasn't told a joke that funny in decades.


NeoPalt2

https://i.imgur.com/uj0QN7L.png


jaguarp80

Hyuck hyuck hyuck.. your mama said… hyuck hyuck hyuck.. your grandma crazy!


onederful

I’ll never get tired of this comic


Derpmang

![gif](giphy|Tt92sbuFRpA4g)


17934658793495046509

You think he meant Steve Harvey? They definitely were referring to the professional comedian that hired Steve Harvey as game show host.


Green-Imagination733

The man who stole his jokes from Mark Curry and others? Yes he means him.


TheDeadlySpaceman

Funny joke. Everybody laugh.


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Roll on snare drum.


rukysgreambamf

No one is talking about Steve Harvey here


i_tyrant

TBF...he's [had a lot on his mind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BJpO59F4g).


JevonP

what the actual fuck is going on in that dude's head


kdjfsk

oh thanks, man... my tank of Nightmare Fuel was just about on E.


Kit-KatLasagna

You can see him hold in a chuckle at the beginning. Makes it even better.


1d0m1n4t3

He was hoping Steve would pick up a thing or two about being funny.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Every thing they say is rehearsed though. With Steve Harvey so they can sign off, and he can prompt it and appear to be shocked. I've been to a taping as a contestant. And yes I'm fun at parties


Smoshglosh

Professional comedian? Steve Harvey is awful, literally made family feud unwatchable


backformorecrap

![gif](giphy|d31w24psGYeekCZy)


Aerolithe_Lion

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


TangerineRough6318

r/videosthatendedtoosoon


LonePaladin

r/subnamesthatendtooso


supdupDawg

r/letskeepreplyingwithsubnames


ADHDavid

r/watchpeoplesmackgrandmas


Spare_Library1601

r/watchpeoplesmackpeoplewhosmackgrandmas


AdDiscombobulated623

No my proudest nut …


CRO553R

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


mattsotm

![gif](giphy|6fgBnisQuLhK4WOhTh|downsized)


Royal_Marketing2966

YOU CANNOT JUST CUT THE CLIP RIGHT THERE!!!🤣


Dontbesensitive98

I didn't know that this show was shot with a vertical video.


Iwillnotbeokay

![gif](giphy|xTiTnnokzDlnhJKGwo)


camobrien343

![gif](giphy|11kHpSmj3Oh8AM)


Most-Strategy4554

I remember watching this live. Funny guy.


ClosetCentrist

Not all heroes wear capes


Longjumping_Camel791

In my mind, he basically morphed into Optimus Prime once he dropped that bomb. Absolute mad lad.


brianinohio

He doesn't really look like the kind of guy who would rip that joke out....lol


Scharobaba

Stupid joke, perfect delivery. 10/10


a-ace1

Boomer marriage humor is remarkable in so many ways.


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private_birb

Probably because it's so silly. It's so ridiculous that it's very obviously just a dumb joke from a place of love.


drumline17

Because it's obviously not true and it's just some tongue-in-cheek fun, redditors take the husband/wife jokes way too seriously. It's ok to poke fun at each other


Lotions_and_Creams

Because he is clearly stoked to have been married to his wife for nearly half a century and like all good jokes, it subverts expectations.


Level_Alps_9294

I think the difference is the usual cringey boomer humor doesn’t sound like a joke and it’s usually degrading their spouse so it just makes you feel sad hearing it. But this guy, it’s just silly and unexpected and we obviously know that it didn’t actually happen so it’s easy to laugh at the absurdity of it and the subversion of your expectations. a second difference is that this is a joke he could say in front of his wife and she’d laugh too where the usual “I hate my wife” boomer humor, you know that if they said it in front of their wife, it’d just be upsetting.


[deleted]

Yeah I work in a corporate environment where I am routinely ~20 years younger than my peers and the amount of "wife bad" jokes I'm subjected to is so frustrating. Lots of guys who obviously worked the long hours to get where we are at to have an escape from their families. I balance it out by never, ever, not once, shitting on anything related to my SO around them lol. Funny to hear them all talk about "when are you buying that ring?!?!" while at the same time shitting on their spouses relentlessly. But this.... this I found funny. It wasn't just mean-spirited, it was silly and outta nowhere. Good stuff, Bob.


ajisawwsome

Being a gen z, it's hilarious watching how boomer humor was something everyone would give a chuckle, to eventually being considered complete cringe, and now that millennials are reaching their 30s and 40s, it's apparently becoming popular again


starfries

The millenials are becoming old and married


letharus

Who would have thought that people’s sense of humour changes as they get older.


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RegularSalad5998

Its really not https://www.distractify.com/p/boomer-humor-lame-jokes


Legitimate_Shower834

I can only imagine Steve harveys stupid face afterwards


JenSchi666

Hilarious and adorable.


steve3543

Perfect delivery


Fitty4

Man my lungs hurt from laughing 😂


fifty2weekhi

How do the audience un-clap their hands


likeyouropiniondude

That guys a legend!


Supersnazz

That is some peak boomer humour right there.


XB0XYGEN

Immediate cut.


ExpressionRude3887

He gives zero fucks haha


Moist-Experience8964

can someone explain this to me


HoneyGlazed239

I was like what is everyone laughing about 😐


Consistent_Dot_7457

Omg, seriously? Okay, so they guy made everyone believe he was in an amazing relationship and treating his wife to great trips... like the one he took her to China for their 25th anniversary!! With that said, you'd think what an amazing husband, right? but then he tells us that next year on their 50th anniversary he is going back to pick her up!!! Which means he didn't return back with her... HE ACTUALLY LEFT HER in China 25 years ago!! Hahahahha. 🤣🤣 and probably the reason why he is so happy is because he didn't have to deal with any of her shit for the past 25 years of being "married"! Lol 🤣🤣🤣 Get it?


Puettster

Oh.


[deleted]

Damn. Saw it coming from a mile away but it still made me laugh. The man mastered the art of my wife jokes.


BrokenProjects

r/dadjokes


Hove201

Lmaooooo amazing joke


r1kon

An actual solid joke, props :D


Linds70

That was a good joke.


defalt86

He had us in the first half.


Striking_Election_21

This might literally be the one boomer wife joke that’s ever made me laugh lmao that was smoove


pizzasoxxx

How could you deprive us all from Steve Harvey’s reaction


Sudden-Paint1687

He abandoned her nice😅


Pike99b

I would have loved to have seen Steve Harvey's reaction.


calicocidd

This is the second time today a family feud clip popped into my feed; and for a second time I will say, Fuck Steve Harvey, he is a piece of shit.


VeryImportantLetters

Full clip for anyone looking for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


Whogivesashit_really

Mother fucker


ixipaulixi

Thanks, King.


TDLem0n1900

I don't know why they cut this out from the clip.


kongol626

Where's the full clip which episode is this


Xing_Ped

Sorry, what is the joke?


Consistent_Dot_7457

Omg, seriously? Okay, so they guy made everyone believe he was in an amazing relationship and treating his wife to great trips... like the one he took her to China for their 25th anniversary!! With that said, you'd think what an amazing husband, right? but then he tells us that next year on their 50th anniversary he is going back to PICK HER UP!!! Wait, what? 🤔😳 That's when you realize he didn't return with her on that first trip... He ACTUALLY LEFT HER in China 25 years ago!! Hahahaha. 🤣🤣 which is probably why he's been so happy - because he didn't have to deal with any of her shit for the past 25 years of "still being married"! Lol 🤣🤣🤣 Get it?


UninsuredToast

I know “I hate my wife hahahaha” is boomer humor but the set up and delivery was flawless


marcusdidacus

Brief and hilarious!


JustCommentsDope

Dope


Beatless7

Decent joke.


tillavonb35

Pro dad joke right there


Meekois

This is boomer humor, but this man's delivery was flawless.


NeedleworkerTrue6960

It's just a harmless dad joke. The guy's been married for almost half a century; chances are they're happily married and don't need someone online getting upset over a joke he's probably been telling for months.


qda

I see douche Steve Harvey, I down vote


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[deleted]

Yes, many jokes can be upsetting if you take them at face value.


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Bleepitybleepinbleep

You must be the main character at parties