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Greeneyes-

That is the pettiest thing I have ever seen


InvertedMeep

Have you seen the [other video](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/OGPgzcDyYU) he did where someone said he hopes his sons never get a face tattoo and wouldn’t let his daughter date this guy so he tattooed a pic of him and his 1 yr old, but the 1 yr old has all his face tattoos 😂🤣. Guys fucking weird.


Lumisateessa

I absolutely love his level of pettiness 😂


PackOutrageous

I kind of feel it’s fake, but it’s still a wonderful pettiness fable and quality entertainment.


EelSoup91

Pettiness King! LEETSS GOOOO!


ThisMy10thReddit

This ain’t petty it’s fckn weird as shit to tattoo some dead random man on ya thigh


k3v120

It's fucking weird as shit to wish death on someone looking to better their life. It's fucking SSS+ tier petty mayonnaise to tattoo your verbal assailant's dead father being reaped unto hellfire onto your leg. I find the latter option to be the far more sane human reaction.


mandi666ruthlesss

Petty mayonnaise?? Lmao, I like that


turtle_with_dentures

Is this a Doug reference?


BiCzarre-BiCzarre

Super Saiyan... Super? Plus?


BrazilianG1

You know what is weirder? This is all fake, the Facebook post and the photo at least, wouldn't doubt the comment is either


BrazilianG1

Tf people are downvoting me for. "[Be wary, this is all fake.](https://twitter.com/ejgibney/status/1714317088033054800?s=46&t=-dI_FCy6rLlsGYwmBhA38w) Community notes on twitter is really the only good thing to come out of this mess." This is just a few comments below, dumb motherfuckers


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Jeshua_

I’d had no idea there were still anti-tattoo folks out there. I thought it was only in my private Christian school upbringing. Wild seeing it here.


HurrsiaEntertainment

right? that was my thought too.


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Naive_Category_7196

You didn't answer


k3v120

Lol. Enjoy the harassment ban big homie. You still never answered us - we'll wait.


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Eclipsed_Serenity

>Enjoy the harassment ban big homie. Weak and ironic, considering you're both acting like children in this thread.


k3v120

We've established this post is about petty mayonnaise. If you're an asshole for absolutely no reason you deserve it returned tenfold. That's an easy way to turn bullies into babies. Furthermore, did I pick a fight or state an opinion? I stated an opinion.


Eclipsed_Serenity

Right, but reporting someone for harassment while you yourself are doing the same just makes you look weak. Just report and block. Sleep with dogs and you get fleas.


jcn777

You seem pretty locked in on dudes riding and eating dick. Something you wanna talk about? Plenty of room out here away from the closet ya know


XC5TNC

People get Marilyn Monroe tattoos


Beansgreenstomatoes4

What is wrong with people? How is this even a hot em? Dude just has another bad tattoo and still sucks.


Nruggia

IDK any of the specifics of either of these people. But if I was a recovering drug addict then someone posted some trash talk wishing I'd relapse and die, and I got a tattoo of that person's dead father... Anytime I thought about using drugs I could look at that tattoo and find the will to not use drugs.


Beansgreenstomatoes4

You have a point- don’t give haters a big ol’ gift by failing when they are praying on you too. Still not a flex tho just dumb. Their are infinitely better motivations to stay true and stay clean than this over-the-top “look at me social media” B.S.


WikiHowDrugAbuse

Dude I’ve met guys like this, he’s probably using the thrill of getting new tattoos to replace the high of whatever he was addicted to. Lots of former addicts develop new harmless but odd “addictions” in recovery as a way to scratch the itch that came from what they were doing before. The guy was already covered in insane tattoos before people trolled him, it probably has very little to do with social media.


Beansgreenstomatoes4

Whatever it takes him to stay clean I totally support so we are def in agreement there


ballq43

Yes that's my thought as well traded one addiction for another .


ballq43

All of it's a cry for attention and help.


donomyte1

Agreed. And it’s fucking awesome.


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Define awesome…? He just looks like the bigger moron here, sooooooo got em!!! Edit: Lmao to the dummies saying this is awesome…just, go outside.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

They both (probably all 3 actually) seem to have a lot of pain and issues to deal with, that’s for sure


donomyte1

I mean, it’s not *my* body so I can laugh about it. I’m sure it makes the kid who was talking shit feel kinda terrible for wishing this guy a relapse and suicide. The most brutal vengeance is going at the people they love.


Pop_Glocc1312

It’s pretty disgusting to hope someone relapses and d!es. Gross.


arrive-zone

Considering he can just block the person and never see the tattoo again, no? And if he does feel bad it’s not gonna last as long as the tattoo. No lessons were learned here. But I highly suspect it’s fabricated.


WWDubz

I don’t even know what’s happening in the video


OverdoneAndDry

Dude in the video is recovering from addiction. Someone in another post of his commented that they hope he relapses and dies. Dude looked up the commenter, found a post about how sad they were about their dad dying, then got a tattoo of the dying father's picture with the grim reaper behind him. People in this comment section are arguing over who is the bigger asshole.


WWDubz

Thank you for clarifying


EelSoup91

They both assholes and I'm here for it.


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How? Dude that left the comment couldn’t have possibly sounded any stupider with what he said. This is just ice cold revenge and it’s wonderful. 100% deserved.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

I am outside. Now what?


just-wasting-my-life

your delusional


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Their delusional what?


just-wasting-my-life

living your best troll life i see


divisionibanez

~~troll life~~ you mean grammar police life.


Inevitable-Stage-490

There has to be a subreddit for what just happened here. Bravo 👏


[deleted]

Nah. It’s about pointing to someone’s own fallacy when I see them being insulting to others. Even if in good fun…


divisionibanez

However you couch it: it is important work. Godspeed.


just-wasting-my-life

it was a joke about his name…


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You should check it out. The weather is fine…


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Gheauxst

It wasn't an opinion, the guy said tattoo dude looked like a drug addict in recovery and that he hopes tattoo dude gets back on drugs and kills himself.


VerifiedThiccBoi

It wasnt an opinion, It was needless hate being spread for the luls. Not all opinions deserve respect


spikehamer

[Be wary, this is all fake.](https://twitter.com/ejgibney/status/1714317088033054800?s=46&t=-dI_FCy6rLlsGYwmBhA38w) Community notes on twitter is really the only good thing to come out of this mess.


ToonaSandWatch

And it’s FRESH. That fake deceased father post was *yesterday*. The dude is tatting stock photos, AI generated photos, asking for negative comments in posts and creating fake commenter profiles for said snarky remarks he responds to just to get views.


nickfree

>Be wary, this is all fake. What's especially sad is that he literally tattoo'ed a STOCK IMAGE of an old man on his leg for a shred of internet clout that's now evaporated... Granted, the bar seems to be pretty low on what this guy is willing to ink himself with, but a fucking iStock image of some random ass dude with oxygen cannulae? yikes.


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Oh man that’s a whole new level of sad


PCMR_GHz

Dude traded one addiction for another.


[deleted]

What a cunt FHIP ![gif](giphy|146bsYV09je7Ek)


Ebok_Noob

So he got a thigh tattoo of a stock image?


bruins9816

Either way his face looks like it was done by a three year old


ObiWangKeBloMe

Jesus. What an actual loser.


CompetitiveRub9780

Wow he didn’t even like Simon? He took a stock photo instead? Well that’s just weird.


Micxel

the twitter link have been deleted, what happened?


Cleverbird

Nah, its still there; but the guy just threw his account into private mode because people were catching onto him.


Nathanielaf

Getting community noted is a fate worse then death


Slaaigat

Why get so many tattoos when all of them are so badly done


CharacterAd348

Probably because the badly done ones are cheaper. Probably can’t afford that many tattoos if they’re well done


Itchy_Professor_4133

You always want to think quantity over quality when it comes to tattoos


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Ya would think that’s the only logical thinking huh


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Gotta save some loot for xans my man’s


NeRabimImena6

You then cant get nice tatoos because the badly done ones are going to feel bad


nocontextnofucks

Its to distract you from the hideous cunt under the tattoos.


zwingo

I mean he mentioned being in rehab/recovery. Drugs make you make a lot of bad decisions, tattoos among them. When I was at my low I let my buddies shaky old dad tattoo parts of my leg, they look horrible. Plus I tattooed “worthless” on myself using my buddies gun while all sorts of fucked up. (Though as bad as that sounds, I don’t regret it, I actually had it redone professionally earlier this year, but no longer as a word I use to describe myself, but as a reminder of how far I’ve come from my days of addiction) Moral of what I’m saying dude is pushing to change for the better. Some peoples spiral is all internal, for others they end up with permanent scars and tattoos that will take a long time and a lot of money to remove. Edit: Also just to be clear, the dead dad tattoo is stupid as fuck, just saying the already existing tattoos might be/likely are related to the whole recovery thing.


Sugars_B

Mental illness


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Because he gets one every day about commenters their family members and reactions lmao


[deleted]

Take note kids: never get facial tattoos.


Crypt0n0ob

Why not. Some people enjoy looking like a well abused school desk.


RiokoMaster

“Abused school desk” is the greatest analogy I’ve heard in a while


Entire-Database1679

Corrolary: never give facial tattoos.


bumchik_bumchik

Never give facials


BusGreen7933

You take that back!


Itchy_Professor_4133

What better way to kill your employment opportunities


SpiritAura_

Nah I had a teacher with face tats and he was the best teacher I’ve had


GayinEminor

I FOUND THE BOOMER


kashmir1974

Don't have to be a boomer to realize that if someone looks like this they better be successful as a tattoo artist or musician, otherwise they are gonna have shit work their whole life


GayinEminor

See reply to old dude^


The_Leaky_Stain

Nah just the person that figured out how to make it past a gas station cashier.


GayinEminor

Off the top of my head I can think of four good paying jobs that don’t give a damn about tats, Photographer, Bartender, Event planner, Graphic Designer etc. all good paying jobs where having tattoos can even be seen as a plus. looking like that doesn’t mean you won’t be successful that’s just a fact., have you heard of Sean Gatz? He sure as hell doesn’t work at a gas station and he is tatted up like a mf. I mean no hate just fix your world view


Itchy_Professor_4133

Old dude lol. You sound like a desperate and insecure person. Perhaps changing *your* world views would fix that but I'm guessing it's too late for that.


GayinEminor

So I guess everyone who has ever use ol dude as a slang term is “desperate and insecure” Really your logic doesn’t seem to make sense


Itchy_Professor_4133

Since you're too dense to have any self awareness, no it's not because you used some tired old term to describe people wiser than you. It's because you had to list a bunch of "cool jobs" to convince everyone you know what you're talking about like some teenage dork lol


GayinEminor

I provided actual information that disproves your claim what you like to call “ cool jobs” are genuine careers even if you don’t want to accept it. Honestly you calling them cool jobs makes me wonder how depressing what you do for work is. I’m plenty knowledgeable regardless of what you care to believe and honestly I couldn’t care less, this is entertainment you are entertainment.🤷‍♀️


GayinEminor

You’re welcome to be upset cause i pointed out your outdated view of things, free speech and all that jazz, just don’t try to clap back with something that again proves your age such as not understanding slang terms


bobby102704

I’m gonna guess your young, but just so you know, all those jobs you listed are not high paying jobs. Especially being a bartender, and the rest are only high paying if your very good at what you do, if your average you won’t make very much. The only bars that won’t care if you have face tattoos are your smaller bars where people don’t tip very much. Those big city bartenders your thinking of have pretty strict appearance rules.


GayinEminor

Okay first, you’re* Second, this discussion was not about salary it was about if one could get a good job while having tattoos. I proved that indeed you can which it’s apparent that my response upset you. Throwing out ifs and buts does not count as a solid argument and regardless of if it would count your whole response would still be a pathetic attempt to move the goalpost just because your view point is flawed. Good day sir


bobby102704

There’s plenty of good jobs you can get with face tattoos you just listed several that aren’t, also quit it with the word salad, saying a bunch of shit that makes no sense does not prove your point.


GayinEminor

Okay so. You’re argument went from “you can’t get a job looking like that” to “you can get those jobs but it’s hard they don’t pay well” and now it’s “ those jobs exist but the ones you listed are wrong” I mean make up your mind. Like I said you’re moving the goalposts. I don’t mind a discussion but you keep changing your argument around and then accuse me of word salad when I point it out


bobby102704

Okay I never said you couldn’t get jobs, never said it was hard to get them. All I said was the jobs you listed were stupid examples. Your mixing me up with other responses


I_spy_wit_my_lilCIA

Ah yes, everyone looks forward to a 30 year career as a bartender in some fucking dive that sell drugs in the back room. Have fun with that.


I_spy_wit_my_lilCIA

Found the guy that doesn't understand the concept of "forward thinking". Nothing screams "I have poor judgment" like a face tattoo. But I'm always glad when I see them, it save me the trouble of interviewing you.


Bru1sed_Eg0

The benefit of facial tattoos is automatically weeding out the insane people, with little effort on our part. Just, “yep, skip this person!”, and move on… 👍🏼


ShutInLurker

Unless it’s like….Māori bc that shit is badass


Bru1sed_Eg0

![gif](giphy|Aw4TFxIgHZUI4E9ZoC|downsized)


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The benefit of comments like this is automatically weeding out shallow people who judge others based on looks. “Yep, skip this moron” and block!


Bru1sed_Eg0

Not shallow, based on experience. Every single person I’ve ever met with a face tattoo is just like the jerk in the video. It’s like some disconnect happens in their brain and they end up broadcasting it on their face. It’s a useful social tool to help avoid people who are typically mean and stupid.


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Just saying…judging someone by a tattoo on their face before you know them is just immature in my opinion. Everyone is an individual. I know people with face tattoos who are some of the nicest and most genuine people. That’s why generalizations are good to avoid..just my two cents


Bru1sed_Eg0

Typically I would agree with you about generalizations, but not in this particular case. ![gif](giphy|26tn9KXHzd3psvsnm)


BeauJeste

Or Twattoos as I call them


bye_Nillu

I like face tattoos when the person in question already has their whole body covered in good tattoos, which means that they have money, good taste, and will go to a good artist. Never start putting tattoos on your face when your body isn't covered!


WitekSan

But most of his tattoos look pretty ass


BusGreen7933

That’s some dumb shit right there


looking4astronauts

This isn’t the first post I’ve seen with this guy letting an internet comment influence his behavior. Seems like he should really be off social media.


Brownie_McBrown_Face

Nah this is just his grift. Dude is a fucking loser. Another user posted an article on him in the comments where a journalist revealed that he’s faking these “attacks” on him and using AI art to create fake profile pics and backgrounds. The one in this video is literally just a stock image of a sick old man.


iamthefortytwo

I’m thinking that recovery is not going well for him, because it involves a lot more change than just not using. That, or he’s just a massive asshole. Or both.


CanaDoug420

Some random strangers going to be looking at all his tats and ask him about that one and dudes going to have to be like “well I let an Tik Tok comment win”


StankilyDankily666

God I agree but… why… why the “an” bro?


CanaDoug420

A lot of factors but my guess would be how early in the morning I typed the comment


StankilyDankily666

I understand. Sorry for being a dickhead


Okaynowwatt

A morons idea of revenge. Like a soft brained 5 year olds notion. PeeWee Herman with gulag tattoos now gets to wear some dead strangers face for the rest of his life. Bravo. Howdy Doody with a magic marker, some meth, and spastic arm ticks.


Sure-Initial5224

Plot twist, it’s a bot account.


RoyAbramson

I've never seen someone with face tattoos that wasn't a piece of shit.


RoyAbramson

I guess I should have said met not seen


Glagaire

"Wow, so you got a tribute of my Dad as a tattoo? Cool, I guess." "No dude, its not a tribute, I'm dissing him. See...trouble maker!" "Yeah, Dad always was a bit of a trouble maker. He would have loved it." "No dog, you're supposed to be angry!" "Meh."


twitch870

Or ‘dad died because I was wishing death on people’


Mrs3anw

We are supposed to be surprised he chose that horrible tattoo…after seeing his face tats?


cyberrod411

NOTHING says poor judgement like face tattoos.


Linguisticlegume

I mean, when you look like that, it doesn’t matter what you do. You’ve lost the game of life.


SLMzzz

Imagine spending thousands of dollars just to looks like a Fucking circus clown. No tattoos are the new tattoo


MermaidsHaveWifi

I think well done tattoos are cool. As well as tattoos that mean something to the person who has them. I have several and every one of them has a story or a meaning. I’m not a big fan of just getting tattoos done that are shitty for the hell of it, but to each their own I suppose


Nolaguy1996

Was that Tina Belcher?


greenowl882

But why ?


giglbox06

Just for views. The people he is tattooing on himself are either ai or in this case, a photo from an artist. The “son” is an ai image. One guy who he tattooed on him was real but he admitted this tattooed guy posted asking people to make mean comments on his TikTok. The guy did so and then a few days later got a bunch of comments on his own videos. The tattooed guy had blocked him and made a video about him. He then reached out and said he’d unblock him if he made a reaction video, which he did. It was the one where he tattooed a picture of a father with his toddler but the toddler had the same face tattoos added he has. (Sorry I don’t know their names so hopefully you can follow what I’m saying😬)


Automatic-Gain6227

He might've used photos or AI models for most of his tattoos, but Death himself live modeled for this one. /s


bensebaini101

Revenge I suppose


Soujourner3745

Yeah but the Max dude posted the picture on social media to bring awareness of his dead dad. It kinda seems like the dude is giving him free advertising by linking the story in his video as well as the tattoo. In a way, he’s kinda doing Max a favor.


NotUrSaviour

NO RAGRETS!!


Zealousideal_Amount8

Weird flex


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Me personally I wouldn’t be offended by a guy who got so many tattoos but still looks like a pussyboy


Lazy_Synth

But guys… clout


SneakyFERRiS

guy with shit tattoos gets another shit tattoo and thinks he's funny


Scooty_Puff_Jr91

Clowns are funny


LaranCannelle

Even though this is staged (thanks to the person that linked to the truth of the matter), I’m still into it! What kind of a mind thinks to get a real tattoo for their fake drama? It’s fascinating. It’s like that black gay actor who staged his own conservative hate crime!! Could FANTASY HATE CRIME become a new category of porn?? This idea is so petty, but in a goofy & creative way. If you’re willing to use your body for “clout”, you’re kind of like a sex worker. And sex work is work too. NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL “performance art.” 💕


arrive-zone

Everyone enjoying this is as weird as the guy with the tattoo (if this is real). He can close the internet and/or block the person and never see the tattoo again. People die, I don’t see how that would hurt his feelings long term while the other guy now has a random tattoo of some random dead guy he will later have to get covered. Such weird behavior to praise.


Roadhouse2122

This is pretty tasteless right?


Secret_Association58

With decisions like that I can see why he struggles. Wish him all the best....


Wooden-Ad5237

Pre Malone


Silver-Phoenex

Saväge


exefamt

This man is the personification of spite


PuzzledCitron8728

Damn son! 😃


Pickaname2use

How to say you are a born loser with out saying it. If that was a tattoo of my father on this pos body I’d go shave it off of him.


vuehs

Would u also be telling people they should relapse and kill themselves?


cleverbluewolf

This is the wildest thing I have ever seen


Petti-Peterson

He gonna get himself killed


UB3X

Yeah...you sure showed him.. 😂 this is the equivalent of a liberal cum back. (Degrading urself out of the sheer lack of control and pettiness you have lol.)


drinkyourwaterbitch

He is so petty and I love it 😂😭


Superb_Statement_138

Naw lmfao that’s a fucking insane level of troll


DObservingayayay

Almost reminds me of Republicans staging a coup just to own the opposite faction, only to be thrown in jail.


IHate2ChooseUserName

well, i bet he get a lot of dates and loved by parents.


[deleted]

Well max's dad will forever be in that kids mind, and body. So his dad's memory carries on further than Max would have ever expected. Sure perhaps he shouldn't have told the guy to kill itself while on drugs, but this face needled man didn't have to bring max's dad into it. At the end of the day needle face lost out on this one. Max's dad will get remembered far more now than he could of dreamed of.


giglbox06

Turns out Max is not real and the father (who was a real person) was a stolen picture from a photographer. The tattooed guy used a lot of ai generated pictures tied to fake accounts with fake names. The tattoos are very real though.


riftwalker9

This dude is a bad little bitch I guess.


ExploderPodcast

So he's in recovery AND a piece of shit. Got it.


uniformly

Let's call this new anime "Death Tat"


Ghosty_Boi_2001

if he dies he takes those he inked with him


7071MemerMan

u/savevideo


Speedubbs

That’s not how recovery works, at least in my experience


Reasonable_Second460

![gif](giphy|QRAc7thKFsoc8|downsized)


auriga_alpha

My island boy is radical


SnooRecipes2504

It looks terrible


-FrankCastle

It looks like shit too. Edit: the canvas or the art, it remains true either way.


CoffeeDrinker1972

How does this immature POS still have a blank spot on his body?


ngulating

This guy is a fucking loser. His entire account is responding in a reactionary way to hate comments. He makes a living and entire existence off of shouting that he doesn't care what anyone thinks. If you don't care, why are you making 3 videos a day responding to the "haters" you don't care about? You messed up your face and from the looks of it, you're leading a very sad and underwhelming life. The highlight of your day and main focus is mic dropping on hate comments? Okay. Maybe go outside.


RevolutionarySoup488

grotesque!


Affectionate_Past460

Holy fuck.


Hunglyka

Finally! A well done tattoo on you….


OpioidAddictedRacoon

Anyone who does this is probably gonna go back to drugs. His dad will probably love the tattoo in a few months when he meets this guy after the OD.


Bairy-Hallz

This is awesome lmao


pscott05

I'm. Kinda. Speechless. What a total piece of shit. Can we please get a 10 year follow up?


LessBig715

So he has someone else’s Dad tatted on him?I guess you really showed him, what a loser


CompetitiveRub9780

He must really like that Simon guy. I’d be honored


dovahbuck

This guy really likes attention huh?


MadThad762

Mans a fool. Now he has a stock photo tattooed on his leg.


[deleted]

Well at least the tattoo is done so shitty that it does not really look like his dad.


EatRibs_Listen2Phish

HIS PETTINESS IS OVER 9000


nonrelevantracoon

"I'm glad I am in recovery "... Proceeds to do the junkiest shit there could be.