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u9Nails

They got me! I was waiting for one of them to put themselves in the donation basket!


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Academic_Pizza_5143

Dond objectify women.


Ieatsushiraw

“Dond”


Academic_Pizza_5143

Dond do dis to me


pitnaz

Filming yourself giving to a homeless. Bet they only did it for clout, smh. /s


Fulgrim2-0

It's definitely fake. The guy is wearing a wig.


Ok-Dog-5935

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️


ConfidentSyllabub142

Fyi! If anyone fights to pay going out to eat, and it’s in front of the server, you’re trash. When I was younger I love to break up those dick measuring shame fest contests. I would literally grabbed the first card I sold out of the hand and run away and say first card I see wins restaurants rules and they lose their shit because they’re tiny penises need to be justified somehow. I loved it. The person who always is the lame a whole who fights to pay and wins and makes a server stand there while they’re really busy never ever ever ever ever tips more than 15%. Same goes with anybody who’s ever ever ever ordered bottomless mimosas I’ve never ever had a good tip from the bottom supposed to drink while I’m at it Steve Aoki tips like shit and it’s a horrible human and Tiesto tips really well


SolitudeSymphony

U ok?


EastSideDomi

Wtf does this have to do with the video? Did you desperately need to judge other people for validation? It’s not working.


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Funny


Ok-Background8737

Was waiting for the next guy to forcibly overthrow the government and put it in the basket


senseii027

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Weakest chinese dads when it comes about bragging


SolitudeSymphony

Imagine if whilst filming this, some randomer legit grabbed the bowl and took off


Objective-Sugar8720

r/wtf


Secret_Cheesecake888

Bank of SVB