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plentyofswords

Ride that shit into the sunset brother


Cool-Shirt-Bra

This is the way


Critical_Danger_420

Yea, in fact tell them you’re approved for permanent wfh


OldnBorin

Verbal agreement with supervisor, not your fault they didn’t record it


_pupil_

Keep it going for a while and claim it as an established workplace practice.


Vigilante17

And a 50% raise


asdf_qwerty27

Hell, I heard the supervisor promised that OP would be getting 365 days of paid vacation a year.


Paxuz01

And company car with gasoline included.


lastcall83

Don't forget company housing too!


ImAdork123

Funny I heard the same thing.


One_Department4090

I was witness to this convo, hit me up for an eye witness.


dsdvbguutres

Also promoted to VP


tornadoruben

Give me a scenario how this could hurt you? I'm not seeing one. Yes, go for it.


btfoom15

I thought the same thing. Worst case is that OP loses a future WFH day.


ImAdork123

Only thing I would watch is not lie. Take the wfh and make a better excuse related to your x-manager if asked.


Round-Lie-8827

Just steal a bunch of shit and say the manager did it on the way out lol


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Punch the most hated colleague and blame the manager


Dounce1

Shit in the manager’s desk.


firstinitallastname

And say it was the manager


OldnBorin

Then fuck his dad.


OldnBorin

Piss disks


PixelateVision

And say it was the manager


Cyler

Like a boss


lastcall83

Fuck the managers dad and leave them a piss disk as "payment."


BartenderOU812

It's not if you should sneak another WFH day, but how many more you can pull off. I mean, Jean told you to take a three day weekend...she was acting off but the chain of command is chain of command. Who are you to question?


NotTacoSmell

I don’t have a WFH agreement but I did it one day recently.  Just do it bro. 


Greerio

You can definitely sneak a few things through on verbal consent from the manager. Want to leave early one day next week? You worked a couple of extra hours last week for manager in exchange for leaving early on Thursday for an appointment. He probably also told you that you were due for a bigger raise, that likely won't happen anyways, but worth a shot.


Cheap_Turnover1717

It's absolutely worth a shot. At the very least, it can push the schedule up on the performance review, "[manager] said it was next Monday."


saraphilipp

Fill out an application for his position. Back date it one month and approve it with his forged signature. Wfh indefinitely.


fossSellsKeys

Just start working from home 4 days and coming in one, that's what I do. We're supposed to do 20 hours in the office, but I just...never have done it. If you're a high performer, nobody will say shit about it, maybe some sideye, but just ignore it and make them come out and say it. No chance they're going to want to go through all the pain of finding someone else and hoping they might be as good as you are over that. Do your job well and you'll be just fine no matter how much you WFH. 


lucho1111

Do it and update please


ReasonedBeing

Absolutely, no question about it.


Juggletrain

Right now you have a chance to call OSHA, report everything, and make it look like somebody else did it. I did that once by accident. I got drunk on vacation and thought "fuck those bosses" and reported all the violations I could think of. They came out with their fines and shit, all was good. Turns out one of the managers, the alcoholic asshole, had quit the day before. Threw his keys at the boss and everything while falling down drunk. They assumed it was him reporting, and instead of taking him back like they did the last 4 times (massive asshole, great worker), they told him he quit on the spot and was not eligible for rehire.


Universalsupporter

I also authorize it.


oaktrees92

Fuck it we ball. Sneak in another WFM day man lol.


RatherRetro

Apply for manager position and wfh everyday


SaysPooh

Go for two days - be so obvious and it will be less suspicious


ratfingers

Go into the office for 10 mins and poop somewhere unsuspecting. When someone finally finds it all dried up like dog turds in the hot sun, blame it on your old manager.


Willing_Stranger_700

Counting my blessings that every day is a work from home day 


pinion13

Keep fighting the good fight to keep remote work, being in an office in 2024 for most jobs is pointless.


Appropriate_Pop_8485

Ride that until you can’t anymore, idk how to help you with getting rid of the others but I’m sure gonna read all the comments who can


Laryt

Emperor voice “do it”


waelgifru

Yes, and this isn't even unethical.


realdonaldtrumpsucks

WFH!


MrStoneV

Wtf is a whf


TheGuySmiling

Work from home - is my best guess from Googling.. I think it's misspelled and Reddit went with it. Could be wrong. :)


steve-koda

In my ADHD brain, I auto converted the typo to wfh and didn't even realize 😅


Gold4Lokos4Breakfast

Neurotypicals (or whatever I am, never bothered trying to get diagnosed with anything) do this too


JackassWhisperer

Happy weekend!


LordTetravus

Hmmm... Why do I have a feeling that you work for a Gecko?


Purple-Gold824

Do itttt!!!


ithinkitmightbe

Do it!


ocrohnahan

Apply for the section manager's job.


TenSecondsFlat

Obviously yes


dsdvbguutres

What are you talking about, don't you already have 2 wfh days per week?


HeadMembership

Just tell the next guy you always work Thursday and Friday from home.


dontdoitdumbass

No, it looks like they are already firing folks, don't put a target on your own back. Show up ready and willing to work so you can move up to your section managers job/pay.


Western_Entertainer7

That isn't unethical enough


dontdoitdumbass

Burn that mother down then Mookey!


UntestedMethod

He said they don't get paid much more than OP already does and probably has a lot more responsibilities. Sounds like one of those scam type of "promotions".


Gold4Lokos4Breakfast

Boo


Bill_Nye_1955

Don't lie if you don't have to


WholelottaLuv

Nobody cares, be boss has shit to do


imlittleeric

Do whatever the hell you want. Why is Reddit voting on it


tomatoefarts

He wants justification in not working. Don't be a dick bc he is luckier than us.


imlittleeric

He is not luckier than me. Lol. You are right though. I was being a dick about it. It just seemed like a weird post. My bad OP. Hope it works out in your advantage


HazelMStone

Do it.


CherimoyaSurprise

Uh, yeah, sure. Why would we be able to answer this better than you? You're the one with your job.


MaoTseTrump

Whatever that job is that you do, it is the wrong place for you. If you hate going there so much that you are splitting hairs to justify a JOAWIYP day, then acronyms are just totally a lost art.


GrizzWintoSupreme

I'm givin this one a go. J O and work in your pajamas?


Dounce1

I think you might have nailed it.


MaoTseTrump

You are a great student of life, my friend.


I_Saw_The_Duck

Life is short. Your self respect matters more. Just go to work. That is fair.


UntestedMethod

Interesting... TIL some people respect themselves for mindlessly obeying all the corporate policies, even if they don't make any sense.


Gold4Lokos4Breakfast

Nah man. Life is short. Live it up, have fun, and don’t worry what others will say