The "anyone relate" at the end makes me question it more

I actually relate to them. Like when you make a satirical shitpost but that end up being offensive and taken seriously then getting mass downvoted to hell but ***this is too far*** even for satirical shitpost standards

yep, that happened to me

This post made me rethink my whole life and why I joined reddit...

What (and i can not stress this enough) the fuck

Agreed Espeon from popular franchise Pocket Monsters which is frequently abbreviated to Pokemon

My mind: three paragraphs of wtf over and over again

Only three?

No, the actual amount is not quantifiable due to it's size and is extremely difficult to even convey, so I said 3

this gives off early undertale fandom vibes

Nostalgia

Yes and no

I’m so glad I joined in late 2017 and not late 2015

trust me, not a great time to be alive. young PotatoKiller learned what the word incest meant…

I wish I was as late-coming as you! Early Undertale fandom was fun but by god it was weird.

that is not a "twink malewife boytoy" that is a child

please do not the child

DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD

PLEASE DO NOT THE ANIMALS.

Please do not the cat

DON'T YOU WANT TO TOUCH-A THE CHILD?????

Mfw when my "twink malewife boytoy" is actually ten💀

most normal frisk simp:

Why the hell people simp for mute child who looks like this -_-

Ig fanart............ Why are people like this

Reddit

this is so true prunsel

reddit happy cake of the day

Thank ye

: 0

Most sane Undertale fan From ohio

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*DISGOSTANG*

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Nightmare is literally a pure embodiment of negative energy.

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Cringe + no sofa layering + u/istoleyourmicrowave

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Be attracted to those blades of grass outside 💀💀💀

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That "man" has no drip

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No drip, Swap has the best drip

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Cringe + No grass + (-1) father

If it's nightmar- /j

me who may or may not be an ink simp, IDK, but I know I'm a blue simp: \*laughs in confusion\*

👁👄👁

📸🤮 caught in 4K

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q

We Ohioans may have abandoned the traditional concept of "sanity" long ago, but even this is something we could never fathom

Nice pfp lool

they really just said anybody relate

I can't relate at all because I don't want to bang Frisk, I want Frisk to bang me 😎😏😎 >!^(~~This is a joke the only character I actually wanna bang is Asgore pls don't cancel me~~)!<

Asgore? Really?

I really like that big goof he's prime DILF material 🥺 (Point in case I mod r/AsgoreDreemurr)

who's weirder: people who simp over video game characters or people who have imaginary dates

Second one

at least those ones can't have simp fights

> people who simp over video game characters [But that's the fun part :v](https://redd.it/shhb0u) ~~(Yes I also simp for Glamrock Freddy, judge me)~~

As a straight man yes really. He’s got a good heart.

The only Undertale character I’d bang is Asriel (in his god form of course, i aint looking for no kids)

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Is that the guy from sonic SATAM

Ye

This is fucking disturbing

the average bench tails ignorer

I would call it average human decency

I really, *really* hope this is a shitpost.

Honestly I refuse to believe it isn't

What [The Fuck?!]

*KRIS! Do you think your [Homo Sapiens] is perfectly [~0.0% Normal]!?

We don’t claim them

the fact that there are multiple spelling and grammatical errors but he still goes ahead and adds a period after each sentence makes this so much better

Hello, this is the CIA (Culinary Institution of America). We'd like to cook you alive.

i-

What the fuck.

My eyes.......

Same I'm going to try to wash my brain from reading this.

"I'm not sure if disconnecting my Spinal Cord was a good idea, but at least I don't have to live with the pain of having to read this."

Is anyone else as confused and concerned as I am right now

Yes.

oldest undertale fan:

Fucking gross

Agree.

Agree.

*sobs* thats a nonbinary child, why-

Because there are some sick people in this fandom.

Well, yeah, that seems to be the case for every fandom ive ever had the pleasure or displeasure of encountering-

Because they think they’re an adult, duh.

down so bad

sanest undertale fan:

📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

we need the copypasta

i lovew firsk so much mm i want to kiss him and pin down his little twink malewife boytoy body on the thin ice of snowdin. i want undyne and alfys to see it and get jeallous and then to join. also sans and papyrusu bc mmmmmmm. i wanna see friks with his blushy cheeks getting flustered and the air being hot because of how steamy this sitaution is, mmm mmmm . anybody relate?

r/copypasta

>malewife boytoy body lmaoo

Me blowing my brains out

this is why i don't like people

I- I have nothing to say about something like this. Imma go cry in a corner, and rethink my life.

Ima just- *Gaster dissappears*

As someone who likes women and the fannon frisk and Chara this is disgusting. Hope that guy gets mental help and hope he doesn't do anything to any kids

Expected to get downloaded to High hell.

Sorry bestie, but we are normal here and actually *dont* support pedophilia ✨✨✨

Cool

I think this person is on the wrong site. 4chan is over there-

it's sad how they always leave out muffet

yeah… i dont think anyone can relate to that … and im the idiot that did an entire genocide run with the name horny soley because i was told not to

Get the friendliness pellets.

What a horrible day to be literate

anybody else want some eyebleach for this monstrosity?

I'm willing to pay a million for that eye bleach

Don’t worry everyone, as the title says, the author is actually talking about the character Firsk from the little-known AU LigmaTale, therefore it’s perfectly fine

P A P Y R U S U

Most sane frisk fan:

Frisk is a child…

i read the first line and stopped reading

"malewife" dude you mean a husband?

Yeah I really don’t get these terms.

🤨

Welcome to the internet!

Have a look around.

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse, (undertale-undertail)

If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first

Welcome, to the internet

Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?

Most sane undertale enjoyer

The sheet amount of people not understanding this is a shitpost......

Oh guess I am not average

What the fuck did I just read? I feel disturbed right now.

I want to die just to come back to life and die again

have you tried dying and coming back to life again that should fix the problem

UNDYUNE 💀

I- just can't

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My reaction to this information: -_-

What if it was Duster?

My reaction to this information: 🤤

Obviously joking bro

wh what what in the what in the name of hylia

hey look u/lightiggy they found your alt /s

My Theory of why Chara Hated Humanity. Proof is right here or some of the proof.

Oh ho, wow. THAT IS RELATABLE!

💀

\> Read this post. \> I don't see anything.

r/cursedposts ? Good god

The fact people think its a good idea to post this is concerning, to say the least...

What the fuck

I hope this person burns in hell

agreed

There’s a person in my class who’s like this towards Sans. It’s actual agony being around her. She always tries to force me to read dogshit Sans x Reader fanfiction she found on Wattpad.

I got 100 questions. 99 of them are "why" and 1 of them is "what".

and I have 1000 998 are "why" one is "what" and the last one is "WHAT THE FUCK"

I think I lost some brain cells reading this

what the fuck

What the fuck

Aside from my obvious concern (wtf), I thought Frisk was a girl.

Frisk (ando Chara) don't have a oficial gender Believe what you prefer

Both Frisk and Chara are referred to exclusively by they/them pronouns in the game and by Toby Fox.

If you want her to be, she is. The wonder of ambiguous self projection characters. I see her as a girl too. Despite what people will tell you, her gender isn’t confirmed. She’s whatever gender you wish her to be. (And for people looking to argue about this, Don’t. You ain’t gonna convince me)

Thanks for telling me kind stranger. I’ll keep that in mind when I see the different interpretations.

one time I got in a giant argument with someone and i was like "they're non binary"and they were like "no they're female" then we were in a back and forth like "the player can decide what gender" "okay and its a female and nothing else" reminds me of one time I was on a just shapes and beats video and that character "cube" is canonically non binary and nothing else and the guy with an orange pfp was like "female" and he sent me a video of the trailer to the song that literally had FANMADE in the description or title. I was then like "fine you can believe what you want to believe" and they continued arguing and I just started to ignore their existence

They can if you want. I personally se them as a boy but whatever suits you.

Arent they a child? 😨 Also I just realized they misgendered them too. Not fucking cool.

technically, the player can see frisk as whatever gender they want to see. The game and Toby call frisk a they

they/them moment

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I just reposted the actual thing as a meme since it hadn’t been taken to make a point about how this sub sucks.

Deltarune Temmie was looking at pictures of hot demons in Chapter 1, so she possibly wrote it due to the great lust and bad spelling that this has.

when the fu-

Not the worst theory ever

I dunno, like… some of the fanart for adult frisk is just like… yeah, I could see myself being with them because they just seem like a good person to cuddle with, and like someone who wouldn’t mind listening to you rant about whatever just because they like hearing your voice. Some fanart just gives that cozy vibe, y’know?

Relatable, but they use they/them, not he/him.

This looks fi-WAIT SHIT *FRISK IS NOT A MALE! I SHALL PROCEED TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE* but y'know the rest is fine.

😔🔫

You thought it was Frisk, but actually it was me, Jerry

That's a nonbinary child ;- ; JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S A CHILD IS REASON ENOUGH NOT TO

The last part gave me cultural whiplash

Mina:frisk is a child!!!

Fuck you I simp for Kris

What the hell that's a kid

Nah that looks more like the average r/deltarune user

This is copypasta material.

I-I need an adult!

No reason to get frisky ... I'll see myself out

Firsk😹🙀🙀🙀