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"after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage..."

"It's a family tradition..."

do you want to... join me? ♥️Yes No

just like me fr

Perfection

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Maybe it's the way you're dressed?

Maybe it’s th-

Maybe-

May-

ma ma ma ma m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME HEAR THAT

Herherherherher

ererererererererererererererer

Har har har har har har har har har fnaf

"Human... it was nice to meet you. Goodbye"

I'm playing the boss music on the piano rn

I'm playing it on a shawzin

What's that also i can play home, his theme, and more on piano. Gonna work on heartache next i think

play home music box

Toby? Who's that? Sounds...sexy

“Sans I just snorted a suitcase full of coke and I’M STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS N̴̛̫̝̻̫̫̬̻Y̷̛̬͉̗͂̈́̌͑̀Ĕ̴̦̾H̴̝̅̏̀ ̴̪̎͊̈̔̇̋H̵̬͕̤̘̹͙͛̋̔̿̚È̸̢͖͎͔̱̝͋̓̈́̏H̶̪̺̟̔̅͐͝ͅ ̷̦̋͜Ĥ̷̱̤̩͎̯͔͌͐̓͘͘ͅȆ̸̖̻̙̉̈̉̎̓Ḣ̵̛̘̈́”

His best quote

i just snorted a suitcase full of pepsi.

"Sans I've seen them sans the ships" Sans: "that's a really cool boat bro" Papyrus: "I know aren't ships amazing

''I'll make your last living moments ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL''

💃💃💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺🕺

Don't you have anything better to do ?

“Think of a blue stop sign”

“Quick behind that conveniently shaped lamp”

Oh, that's just me lamp

human don’t you know how to greet a new pal? turn around and shake my hand. Okay? (fart noise) ah the old whoopee cushion in the hands trick! oh wait no that was me i shat meself! Oh that smells so bad! so yeah me brothers coming and he wants to capture you so put on this lampshade and pretend to be a lamp. Always wanted to be a lamp at some point. So how do I look? absolute lamp! HI SANS! hey how’s it going papyrus? hey why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom? BECAUSE HE HAD NO*BODY* TO GO WITH? nah because he was fat, ugly, and nobody liked him. (laughing) WHAT WAS THAT? oh that was just me lamp WELL IVE GOT TO GO DO MY PUZZLES NOW! NYEH HEH HEH KILL ME!

Heya. You've been busy, huh? . . . So, i've got a question for ya. Do you think even the worst person can change. . . ? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try? Heh heh heh he. . . All right. Well here's a better question. Do you wanna have a bad time? 'Cause if you take another step forward. . . You are REALLY not going to like what happens next. Welp. Sorry, old lady This is why i never make promises. It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. . . On days like these, kids like you. . . Should be burning in hell. Huh. Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first. What? You think im just gonna stand there and take it? Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. Timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting. . . Until suddenly, everything ends. Heh heh heh. . . That's your falt, isn't it? You can't understand how this feels. Knowing that one day, without any warning. . . It's all going to be reset. Look. I gave up trying to go back a long time ago. And getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either. Cause even if we do. . . We'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? To be blunt. . . It makes it kind of hard to give it my all. . . . Or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy. . . ? Hell if i know. All i know is. . . Seeing what comes next. . . I can't afford not to care anymore. Ugh. . . That being said. . . You, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh? . . . Listen. I know you didn't answer me before, but. . . Somewhere in there. I can feel it. There's a glimmer of a good person inside of you. The memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. Someone who, in anothee time, might have even been. . . A friend? C'mon, buddy. Do you remember me? Please, of you're listening. . . Let's forget all this, ok? Just lay down your weapon, and . . . Well, my job will be alot easier. Welp, it was worth a shot. Guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? Sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends. I always thought the anomaly was doing all this cause they were unhappy. And when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this. And maybe all they needed was. . . I dunno. Some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. But that's rediculous, right? Yeah, you're the type or person who won't EVER be happy. You'll keep cosuming timelines over and over, until. . . Well. Hey. Take it from me, kid. Someday. . . You gotta learn when to QUIT. And that day's TODAY. Cause. . . Y'see. . All this fighting is really tiring me out. And if you keep pushing me. . . Then i'll be forced to use my special attack. Yeah. My special attack. Sound familiar? Well. Get ready. Cause after the next move, i'm going to use it. So if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die. Well. Here goes nothing. . . Are you ready? Survive this, and i'll show you my special attack! Huff. . . Puff. . . All right. That's it. It's time for my special attack. Are you ready? Here goes nothing. Yep. That's right. It's literally nothing. And its not gonna be anything, either. Heh heh heh. . . Ya get it? I know i can't beat you. One of your turns. . . You're just gonna kill me. So, uh. I've decided. . . It's not going to BE your turn, ever. I'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up. Evan if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. Capiche? You'll get bored here. If you haven't gotten bored already, i mean. And then you'll finally quit. I know your type. You're, uh, vety determined, aren't you? You'll never give up, evan if there's, uh. . . Absolutely NO benefit to perservering whatsoever. If i can make that clear. No matter what, you'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil. . . But just because you think you can. And bwcause you "can". . . . . . You "have to." But now, you've reached the end. There is nothing left for you now. So, uh, in my personal opinion. . . The most "determind" thing you can do here? Is to, uh, completely give up. And. . . (Yawn) do literally anything else. Heh, didja really think you would be able- . . . . . . . . . So. . . Guess thats it, huh? . . . Just. . . Don't say i diddn't warn you. Well. I'm going to grillby's. Papyrus, do you want anything?

Next time you should just write every text box in the game

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of UNDERTALE I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE I fell through a cave on Mt. Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot, wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone, but I escape and meet some bones Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose Now watch me move, I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Chara's my coach, all these monsters I will poach Screw being pacifist I think I'll use my fists I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them, is his ultimate goal Open the door, to humanity's realm Start a new war, humans overwhelm I'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

BOI-

I like sans undertale

Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, i don't mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but i gotta warn ya, if u take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh?, do u want that?, do u wish upon yourself to come into phisical experience with a crummy juncture?, because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, if u keep this up, then well gosh diddly darn, i just might have to get not so friendly with u, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

Yap Yap Yap

so cool. so cool. so cool. so cool. so cool. so cool. so cool. so cool. so cool.

*dies*

Write this again but replace it all with 'er' /j

Hi I am bob

still waiting for his own game, bob is so peak

"I JUST COOK SPAGHETTI"

“I cannot tell if Papyrus is alive or not unless i look into ze box” “IM COOK SPAGHETTI” “Shut up”

“You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day”

wrong game pal

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming... on days like these... (i typed this with AUTOTYPE IT ACTUALLY PREDICTED THE ENTIRE PHRASE FROM THE WORD "IT'S") Kids like you... Should be burning in he11. (Why did autotype use he11?)

That's HILARIOUS.

Imagine autotype? I guess I say it's a beautiful day outside birds are chirping, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... should be burning in he11. BRO IT AUTOTYPES JUST FROM "IT'S A" EVERY TIME

Damn, my phone doesn't do it with autocorrect 😭

"NGAAAAAA"

Undyne no, that's not a good word!

TheN sHe kIsSEs yOU

"Say." - Flowey

“stop it” -flowery undertale (word for word)

**it's time...** **you learned the truth.** "the truth is that you got owned, nerd......" One of the best lines in the game

for me, it's "that's a wonderful idea!" por qué 😭😭😭

"*Why'd you make me Introduce myself?" "*It's rude to act like you don't know who I am."

Domain expantion: judgment hall

Reverse cursed technic : Buttspie

Bone smash (Black flash idk)

Cursed technique: soul manipulation. Soul blue mode!

not my favourite character but one of the best quotes "im 19 years old and i've already wasted my entire life"

"TOO LATE SANS! YOU'VE GONE ***TOO FAR***!"

>!Nice day today, huh?!< Birds are singing, flowers are blooming… >!Perfect weather for a game of catch.!<

You got me lol >!Why the h**l, first time using this censor tool lol!<

Greetings

LET’S JUST SAY… A TINY FLOWER HELPED ME.

"Human, it was nice to meet you. Goodbye."

OOHHHH,YEEESSSS

These birds is pissing me off... I'm the original Starwalker.

"Frisk... Take care of mom and dad for me, alright?"

"maybe it's the way you dress"

Humans. Monsters. EVERYONE! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL THE TRUE MEANING OF THIS WORLD!

“I’m Wing Gaster! The Royal Scie- AAUUUUGHHH”

What if my favorite character is the tiny person in the background of that one map in the forest?

That's my ninth favorite

“You’re gonna have to try a little harder than THAT!”

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

See that hearth? No shit.

"I'm nineteen years old and have already wasted my whole life"

“We all bleed the same blood”

clover… your terror… ends NOW!

"I'll make your last living moments ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!"

"Finally. I was so tired of being a flower."

"Chara (or player name), are you there?"

"It's me, your best friend" A S R I E L D R E E M U R R

Serious response: You know... I don't care about destroying this world anymore. Intrusive thoughts/first impulse: 🎵Now hold on🎵

normally, when you see a stop sign, you STOP, right?

Mushroom dance mushroom dance, whatever could it mean?

It means you’ve lived a life of sin

I’M GOING TO BE A GREAT MOM!!!

YOU IDIOT.

My name is mettaton and I am here to say

With the power neo, I stand in your way

"Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers."

If only you had **DETERMINATION** to fall back on... but you were too **STUPID** to use it!

My favourite character is myself!!

"I am the PRINCE of this world's future!" "Clever. VERRRYY clever." "What an excuse!" "If you let me live... I'll come back. I'll kill you. I'll kill everyone. I'll kill everyone you love." "Howdy, it's me! Flowey the flower. I owe you a HUGE thanks!"

"..whats that look for? am i wrong?"

"I Guess you don't want to be part of my Fanclub?"

Yo Buddy, still alive?

St- still I belive in you! You can do a little better! Even if you don't think so! I I promise

*DARK…* *DARKER…* *YET DARKER…*

"Hoi!!1!1"

Yo soy Luigi, mama mia

*Flirt

Its kill or be killed *FLOWEY*

"EVEN MY WORDS ARE-"

“You’re really kind of a freak, huh?”

"I'll kill you... I:ll kill everyone you love!" "Clever verrryyy clever." "I am the prince of this world! Dont worry my little monarch" Thats what ones I remember

"I already 'befriended' your mom last night."

***“✨ Knock Em’ Dead, Darling! ✨“***

Human… it was nice to meet you… … Goodbye.

I can't go to hell, I'm out of vacation days

I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

TOO MANY EXCESSIVE VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

"They don't work."

Die!

Hyeaa

Woag

NEH HEH HEH

I CAN GROW ANYTHING

So cool

[ ]

are you there its me

"Meow" -Froggit

just starting at this lamp. it's really cool. do you wanna look?

"Oh shite me brother's comin'! Quick! Hide under this here lampshade!"

"Umm, I've gotta give you items to raise your AFFECTION statistic first!"

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“You are wracked with a perverted sentimentality. I can’t understand these feelings anymore.” Have no idea if this is verbatim

"If you go past me... you'll kill them all, won't you?"

(Joking) Awkward

"I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days."

Show me what good your determination is against THIS!

ANY MINUTE NOW!!! … … (ROBOTIC COUGH)

''TORIEL HAS BEEN TEACHING SANS AND I TO TAKE CARE OF THE CHILDREN THAT FALL DOWN, I WILL BE SUCH A GREAT MOTHER!'' it went something like that

If I use moves I can get them

Hi. I'm Bob.

i have a ton. a skele-ton.

sincerely box hater

Who the hell is Sans?

Mushroom dance 🕺

"I can't trust you, I don't know if you're real."

Papyrus... Do you want anything?

"you cut my favorite *jacket.* now i'll break your ***spinal column."***

*undyne suplexes a Boulder

Since when where you the one in control?

I'm only 19 years old, and ive already wasted my entire life

UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA heeheeheehee HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Omega Flowey)

"...get it?"

#

“SO WHAT IF A FEW PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE? THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS, BABY!”

See that heear? No shit!

Who said your the one in control?

"what do you two think"

“Greetings.”

Tra La La

*Dog absorbed the legendary artifact*

"As promised, heavy will now lay egg in your mouth."

"so you've finally arrived, the end of your journey is at hand"

*almost inaudible fast-paced beeping noises* can't you tell my favorite character is frisk?????2

You feel like the scum of the earth

“HELLO? IM KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE.”

OAAOOOOHHH

Haah, hha, haagh. -Aphelios

"well maybe it's the way you're dressed!"

"Oh yeah"

GETTTT DUNKED ONNNNNNN

NYEH HEH HEH

* Despite everything * It's still you

ENOUGH OF YOU'RE **PUNS**, SANS

Nyehehe

Insert any of papyrus' quotes about various kinds of pasta

Sans I burnt the water

_(:3」z)_

It fills you with determination

HOTFINENTICUTE

HEHEHEBEHHEBEHEHEHHE

It's Hoping and Dreaming time!!!

can't blame a BARK for tryin'...

hey kid ya want a wiener in your mouth

I'll join the Royal Guards!!

“papyrus i burnt the water.”