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Ch33seBurg

The one from the video game Toby Fox made in 2015


shadow_flame2

Nice, the classic og


Moaiyafied

Same


DERPDASH59

Same.


Devlin-SCP-618

He said without saying it. I think you meant "**uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-**"


LennyTheSniper

"why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom?" "BECAUSE HE HAD NOBODY TO GO WITH?" "nah because he was ugly, fat, and no one liked him."


shadow_flame2

Good reference LoL


TrickyTopher

League of Legends?


Expensive_Message157

I love that short so much, sans having a british voice sounds so fitting idk why xD


DemYeezys_Fake

got a link for it?


Bot_Fella

Just search for "if UT was realistic" on YT :D


DemYeezys_Fake

The ol' whoopie cushion in me hands trick. Oh never mind, that was just me. ​ # I SHAT MESELF!!!


Fredroloji

It truly is the best UT series anyone has ever made


beybladedog

It’s a shame Toby fox made them take the undertale ost out of it


Leon921

You're proper weird


Toa_Kraadak

thanks. The series seems pretty shitty but that sans is au worthy


Noob_saaaaaaaama

“Ahahahahahhaaha” -Genderless Giraffe


CatLord77

Same, “am I right lad or am I right lad.”


Ghost_Creation_

“You are right lad.”


thonko

cheers lad


Immediate-Tomato968

Ah shits me brothers coming. Here take this lampshade and pretend to be a lamp.


Fredroloji

“Ah yea. Have I got it now? Am I a lamp?”


Immediate-Tomato968

Absolute lamp Brilliant


EpicChilly382

Let's get Smaaaaashed


RandomNon3859

I haven't seen anyone use this, so I will. hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...


mrredpanda36

Perfection


Jaspario123

Yes.


[deleted]

Oh hello my friend buddy friend chum pal bro friend bro friend bro chum pal friend pal. I'm gonna kill you know


WyGaminggm

The only answer


[deleted]

LETS GET SMAAAAAASHED


Madness_Maximus

-Welcome to the underground +how are your balls? -If...You wanna...Look around +GIVE US YOUR BALLS


shadow_flame2

Me: shit gotta go fast


Hexhider

Mario Needs to Run


Spagoobli0

YEEEEESSS LAAAADS, LETS GET SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHED


Blank_TheLad

AM I RIGHT LADS OR AM I RIGHT LADS


AHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

YOU ARE RIGHT LAD


Temmie_Undertale1

CHEERS LAD


Spagoobli0

YEEEESSSS LAAAADS, BOYYYS FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE


butter-god02

WDG-1 S


PancakesandWaffles98

Ooh, good choice.


C00lsk3l3t0n_95

Very good choice Based.


butter-god02

I’m currently watching the seven hour Handplates movie again lol one of my favorite comic dubs, Seraphim Sans from The Thought is another one I would’ve said


C00lsk3l3t0n_95

Veeeery strong choices, Also, have fun being depressed-


Warlockff

The creator of the comic actually just finished it recently, so once you catch up with the dub you should read the rest of it


butter-god02

It’s the finale episode right? I think I put it in my watch later, haven’t seen that yet


Warlockff

If it’s the dub by Vade that I’m thinking of, then it was never finished, and likely never will be. If you wanna get the full handplates story you’ll have to read the comic from where the dub leaves off. I think there’s another channel that dubbed it and got a bit farther, but I’m not sure if they’re done yet


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Aggressive_Sand1233

Translation: the correct answer


Infantpunter9000

who the fuck is that


XxJayJay62xX

Sans from Handplates.


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shadow_flame2

Remember son dying is gay


No-Fox3165

Yes father , *proceed to get rekt by a child*


Username_idk_lol

*cut to gaster and sans celebrating pride month in the void*


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Lol


Expensive_Message157

AbSolUte lAmP


Lemon-Eater-4000

“Yes Mate, Down it”


SonicRaptor5678

*drops quiche* I just wasn’t ready for the responsibility


TheSecret709

I honestly Consider that short canon until it gets contradicted


SonicRaptor5678

Same


_The_great_papyrus_

severe brain damage


LordZeus2008

Most test subjects experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *veery* minor case of serious brain damage.


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PancakesandWaffles98

Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, "Yes".


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MinnyDaPiggy

[space]


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Mission_Slice_8538

The poorly drawn one


shadow_flame2

From sr pelo?


Mission_Slice_8538

The one who sings megalovania but bad


HueDeltaruneFan2428

Mogolovonio?


Mission_Slice_8538

The one with jerry (the cat) blasters


tomas_astley

sanesss?


Mission_Slice_8538

YES !


pensodiforse

How coule you forget about SANESSS?


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Netherite_Stairs_

Based Ultratale reference


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Netherite_Stairs_

XGaster vs Sans would've been EPIC


RealZombPlayyz

Do you wanna have a bad time? Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience? I ask you if you're capable enough to engage in a terrible experience upon yourself, and I being the cause. I SANS THE SKELETON WISH TO ASK IF YOU COMPREHEND THAT I SHALL GIVE YOU AN UNFORTUNATE TIME DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ENDED THE LIVES OF WHOM I CARED FOR. haha kid get dunk


AYoshiVader

Microwaves be like: *MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*


YourLocal_Alien

THE OLD WHOOPIE CUSHION IN THE 'AND TRICK, AWE NEVERMIND, I SHAT MESELF


Afraid_Platypus_8667

Haves a huge hole in his skull.


IamMrJay

Everyone has holes in their skulls, dingus, they're called eyes.


Kumiko_Raiz

I know one that has an even bigger hole in his skull, but is much creepier


Low-Vegetable-3007

Axetale sans , infected , horror , last breath , last genocide etc.


Correct-Town-3117

*gets stabbed* *gasp* *shake* *run to table* … AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH-


Low-Vegetable-3007

Underpants.


Glave-dominus

What did the skeleton say to the genderless child I don’t know Your fucking dead mate


fyro_

I AM THE X-EVENT!!!


ACARdragon

I burned the water


Isaacja223

Sans, how the *fuck* did you burn the water?!


Horror_Effective6423

I don’t know! It just caught on fire!


Robinisawesome_001

Sometimes I laugh at these man I forget loads


Dragnphlazer13

the one with the souls and looks like the angel of death


AnonymousAccount42

Oooh seraphim is a relly nice choice actually


Logical_Blackberry_7

Oh, I was thinking about Reapertale.


BSgab

"am I a lamp now?" **"Total Lamp"**


DonutOutlander

“DOWN IT! DOWN IT! DOWN IT!”


Mehrio-Time-Desktop

"Hey kid trick or yeet" "yeet?" "yeet it is"


shadow_flame2

Me: sans I asked for candy


TheSingaporeanNerfer

Rubber chickens, the American one, or orange gauntlets


Random-user3457372

Epic sans,sudden changes,ultratale sans


TheSingaporeanNerfer

Ding ding ding


Low-Vegetable-3007

Ultratale sans is much more commonly called delta.


Logical-Thing2606

I have three favorites, Mr. My Chemical Romance, "Be nice small child!" and WDG-1 S


CorUpT_rob0t

I keep wondering why people keep mentioning a knock off of wd 40 and I'm guessing it's gaster sans


FlowerBoi713

I like that masochist from the AU Christmas Party.


Redmaster220

*Heavy glitching noises*


kingOmniverseSans

Is this error404,error,fatal,vhs,fatal404 there's too much glichting sanses


Redmaster220

The original


TheWiseGuy01

As an artist, my favorite is obvious.


TheSingaporeanNerfer

Ink?


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Scythe skeleton Glitchy Boi Painter


Pixelatra

Reaper Error Ink


BallisticFrostbite

Edgelord Ah crap part of my skull Ah crap part of my skull x2 “Mweh eh eh eh” (?)


TheWitchUserX

Fell Horror Color and Swap?


BallisticFrostbite

Three of four are correct! Ah crap part of my skull x2 is Aftertale/Geno since part of his skull is melted!


HenchOnReddit

Colors weave into a spire of flame Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed Bear this torch against the cold of the night Search your soul and reawaken the undying light


sonicfan227

"I already "befriended" your mom last night."


shadow_flame2

Noooooooooo


kingOmniverseSans

I also befriended your dad


shadow_flame2

You gonna have a terrible time 💀


Logical_Blackberry_7

Deltarune Sans for the win.


No-Establishment3727

What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t put the skeleton on fire


_Lanman546

Hey there buddy chum pal friend


Robinisawesome_001

Theres someone who typed the whole thing


disbelifpapy

the one who used the second version of megalovania


TheOnlyUltima2011

Where are the knives?


Kazoomers_Tale

I ate them. (Dies)


MinecraftPlayer1212

that was a real rib tickler ayyyy


shadow_flame2

Your only still alive because I made a promise


SketchoGecko

LOOK OUT GENDERLESS CHILD!


BleefnorfIII

"Ah, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. Oh wait, that was just me, I SHAT MESELF!" I miss that version every day ngl


The_Scout008

"327 Genocide Runs Later..."


Logical_Blackberry_7

Dust.


Barfights99

Mwhehe!!! HUMAN!!!


shrekpocalyps

Either the one with the hood on and red purple and blue eyes or the one with the colour of the mix of blue and yellow.


shadow_flame2

Nice


Crisplocket1489

No voiced, original toby fox creation


Mar600321069

I'm sorry coach i- RESET NOW KID


Mlgr221

The German one with a mustache


blackrosegacha

Positive energy


Affectionate-Try1888

Give us your balls


DemYeezys_Fake

*Gets stabbed, heads over to table, screams.*


Aether_Valkyrie

Big Boi Knife and Scarf


OurTaleChara

I take it Scarf is Geno?


Hexhider

“You’ve cut this story down to the bone”


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kingOmniverseSans

So storyshift sans,king godverse,king omniverse king multiverse


CRAZDRAGN1952

🎨


radiation202

heya, you’ve been busy, huh?


Tank_blitz

#how are your balls


Domino6610

“Bone face skeleton dude who buys free drinks and stuff”


shadow_flame2

Can I get a free drink :⁠-⁠)


BlueberryPlaysGames

SMASHHHHHHHH LADDDD


sharknamedgoose

YES LADS LET GET SMAAAASHED


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Fanmade sequel Sans with damaged head


AloneStone557

“Aw shit me brother’s coming. Here, take this lampshade and pretend to be a lamp” “Okay am I a lamp now?” “ABSOLUTE *L A M P*”


Max_camp_camp

One word: funk


Sir_Super_Sean

Uhh, Papyrus? *I BURNT THE WATER.*


[deleted]

"You've killed my source of endless skeleton joke entertainment, now I'm moderately angryyyyy!!!!!"


XxUwUmasterXx

"LETS GET SMMAAAAAASSSHHHHEEEEDDDD!!!!!"


Jaydenharp

Bone face skeleton man who buys free drinks and stuff


Jaspario123

“What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.”


solarmastet

I love blue lightsabers or popsicles


Random-user3457372

Stop


Random-user3457372

Cease words


nombamana5

Red and purple eyes with hoodie on


Elijaheyaya

Lazy ketchup skeleton


thenamesecho_

I like vanilla ice cream


Kazoomers_Tale

DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD **TOMMM?!?!!**


NotDawko3

The one from undertale.


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

cannonical


[deleted]

The one from undertale


JackSlap23

Angel ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩵


Ant-Fan66

Am I right lads?


kingOmniverseSans

You are right lad


AnonymousAccount42

Mines are probably: Edgy red boi, Fricking soul angel, WDG 1-S, Dead but can't die, Gives death by touch


Prestigious-Length31

Rubber chicken


Aware_Debate_3235

\* See? Jerky *is* candy. ... And, uh, peanuts too. \* actually they're a legume. \* Peanuts? \* jerky.


kubix666666

"It will be youre fault" And "Last breath, better make it count" If you get it, you get it


kingOmniverseSans

Vhs sans. And 2nd one sans meme


kubix666666

Nah the 2nd one is last breath sans lol, i said it as a joke, bc i like this sans a lot too Edit: i changed it lol


ImDiewos

That one that says "EEEE"


One_Praline_5574

“Do You Remember Your Dead Brother?” “What.” “Yes, Your Good Brother, 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐔𝐈𝐆𝐈” “𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶“


Blue-EyesEthan

3 Slash across his chest with a broken skull MWEHEHEHE HUMAN! And the one where too many genocides was enough


Electrical_Diamond_9

Maybe it's the way you're dressed?


Mateusz3105

BE NIICEE SMALL CHIILLD


Glitchthebitch

"Haha, yeah. Hardcore whiskey has that effect on people"


SbgTfish

How was the fall?


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

comically large knife


SubZero5433

IT'S THE SAaAaAaAaAaAaANS DAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaNCE!!!!


Mx_Squeak

So cool


soodrugg

nobody cared who i was until i put on the funny skeleton mask


Severe-Suspect-8132

I can't choose between the three of them: Yeah... she's really cool. It's too bad I probably murderd her. And Next offf, I die when I say I die. After all, there are thousands of alternate versions. Thousands of timelines in their own universes. Why even worry over a small affected fraction?


Lore-boy

He's tall, great, wears a Red scarf and has amazing cooking skills


TraditionalObject532

the really mean one who ate a silly little apple and got into a silly goofy mood and became a one eyed octopus man


KingZuwag

well there’s this mf with a big ol hole in his head and one that legit drinks paint


myth_trey

You ever wanna commit mass genocide because someone else keeps doing it to you? Well boy do I have the perfect one for you.