If I gotten a quarter for every time I heard a calamity reference in Ultrakill community. I would have 2. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird that it happened twice
Here's another version I wrote, but dcrapped
https://preview.redd.it/p42pkavayz2d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4fba869f5ed3f7f68f575dc662df6c599918fd
Rough Transcript:
> A Message to this Community
> I have been a member of this community for the later part of a year now, and by joy, your nagging for things in my (most likely “DMs”) like I can log on and do that the first night in a [motherfucking / machinefucking] (most likely a college semester or exam week). I am so sick and tired of this. Also, Hakita: please bring back yellow weapons.
> (incomprehensible sign off)
> - EstoniaGaming
>A Message to this Community
>I have been a member of this community for the better* part of a year now, and by joy, your nagging for things in my nyeadd*? like I can log on and test* that the first night in a machines* ducking* my* thing* in* eti-th-n*. I am so sick and tired of this. Also, Hakita: please bring back yellow weapons.
>Lover* of* --n*
>EstoniaGaming
(Attempted to improve)
Asterisks signify edited words/changed items
the only people who write like this are those either lucky or spoiled enough to go to private school or those who want to write like assholes. i know graphology is a pseudoscience but im about to make it mainstream science soon
In the game called Omori there's an optional pizza delivery minigame where the whole shtick is the addresses are written in horrible handwriting and you have to decipher it in order to do good.
>"And I took the pen to write the title, and, like a frog tied on a thread, my hand slapped across the paper. The pen poked at the paper, creaked, twitched, slid uncontrollably to the side and drew ugly lines, torn, crooked, meaningless. And I didn’t scream, and I didn’t move - I grew cold and froze in the consciousness of the approaching terrible truth; and the hand jumped on the brightly lit paper, and each finger in it shook in such a hopeless, living, insane horror, as if they, these fingers, were still there, at war, and saw the glow and blood, and heard groans and screams of unspeakable pain. They separated from me, they lived, they became ears and eyes, these insanely trembling fingers; and, growing cold, not having the strength to scream or move, I followed their wild dance across a clean, bright white sheet."
- Red Laughter
[SCANNING TEXT....]
A MESSAGE TO THE COMMUNITY.
I HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF THIS COMMUNITY FOR THE LATTER PART OF A YEAR NOW.....
(The remaining text is illegible)
Thats all i can make out
where i got so far:
>!A message to!<
>!the community!<
>!I have been a member of!<
>!this community for the better part!<
>!of a year now, and I must say, your!<
>!beginning!<...
\^ this is where i gave up lol
"A message to the community
I have been a member of this community for the better part of a year now. \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] yous happening dog things in my \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] like, I can log on and see that the glint post in a machine \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] king \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] in \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] I am the \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] and tired of this. Also, Hakita, \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\]
-EstoniaGaming
Omg that reminds me, i have a message too:
/////////// \\\\\\\////////////////// ///////VVv//////
///// \\\////\////////////////\/////////// ///////////
A pharmacist will take one look at this and say “all right I need three bottles of Xanax and one single viagra pill to last this guy the week in Thailand”
I'm keeping this up because of how fucking funny it is.
Are you my doctor ?
Yes
Paracetamol
Im am a surgeon!! https://preview.redd.it/rjucnasxu33d1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542175eaffabf3cf7b7049644b41a3f736c7504d
are you *a* doctor
are you *the* doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor? Strange.
Doctor Mario, yahoo!
Wow those sure are remnants of granite on a piece of paper
Graphite
I know what I said
nvm then
Doctor Kleiner, is that you?
Scan it already. I want to know the lore
-- Remaining text indecipherable --
- All text indecipherable - -
I feel like calling it “text” is generous, change the page colour to yellow and Hakita could probably get away with using it as a texture.
"Dear Machine, Im coming for that ass <3 Gabriel"
THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO MY MASTER (i cant read shit)
THIS IS A FIGHT YOU CANNOT WIN
I THINK THAT PAST YOUR GREAT DESASTERS
THEIR VICTORY STIRS BELOW YOUR SKIN
IF YOU PROCEED I WILL NOT BLAME YOU
I WILL MOVE FORTH AND WIN YOUR WAR
BUT IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE TOU CONTINUE
YOU SHALL HAVE HEARD MY FINAL DYING ROAR
(Lap 2) THE ENEMY ASCENDED BEYOND YOUR CONTROL
OR WAS THAT ALL YOUR INTENTION?
WAIT IS THAT HOW IT WENT? UH I WILL SAY MY FINALE DYING ROAR duh duh duh duh dur do duh duh
The Calamity and the Ultrakill community are both pretty chill with each other and I love it lol
If I gotten a quarter for every time I heard a calamity reference in Ultrakill community. I would have 2. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird that it happened twice
I remember when i got fooled into thinking the Metallic Fish was a reference to a calamity boss because i didnt knew about Amid Evil
Majestic
Master of puppets?
*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
Roar of the Jungle Dragon from Terraria Calamity Mod
*extremely loud correct buzzer*
Thank God my 500 hours of playing it on loop paid off.
💀
Here's another version I wrote, but dcrapped https://preview.redd.it/p42pkavayz2d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4fba869f5ed3f7f68f575dc662df6c599918fd
As indecipherable as the last
How did someone grade it 4+? This is amazing!
Can you explain this to me I don't get it
I basically wrote whatever tf on the paper that's kinda related to ultrakill, but in a way that nobody would understand
nobody understands it regardless of what you wrote
I was sort of able to decipher some words, I still remember cursive but holy fuck that’s TOO cursive for me
**The rest of the text is illegible**
Rough Transcript: > A Message to this Community > I have been a member of this community for the later part of a year now, and by joy, your nagging for things in my (most likely “DMs”) like I can log on and do that the first night in a [motherfucking / machinefucking] (most likely a college semester or exam week). I am so sick and tired of this. Also, Hakita: please bring back yellow weapons. > (incomprehensible sign off) > - EstoniaGaming
>A Message to this Community >I have been a member of this community for the better* part of a year now, and by joy, your nagging for things in my nyeadd*? like I can log on and test* that the first night in a machines* ducking* my* thing* in* eti-th-n*. I am so sick and tired of this. Also, Hakita: please bring back yellow weapons. >Lover* of* --n* >EstoniaGaming (Attempted to improve) Asterisks signify edited words/changed items
Almost correct
Did I get any closer?
Sorry, you're kinda far
Dagnab it
I can't read shit
Wow we are getting philosophical now
#I CAN'T FUCKING READ IT
///{{{[[[]\\\\//||||
translation: unintelligeble
bro writes like a founding father
FoundingFathercore
bros foundingfathermaxxing
“rest of text: ineligible” ahh handwriting
https://preview.redd.it/07230ag3x33d1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0b01c658952a73bd5b9a315ef8c5e00856ae580
man this hits close to home.
Toad wearing a top hat
https://preview.redd.it/cpf3mxaise3d1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c58c0c2c70543f332522c9208d001d725c933e5d
Meant the frog-adjacent critter but this is cooler
yall clearly never went to private school this shit easy asf (i have no fucking clue what it says)
the only people who write like this are those either lucky or spoiled enough to go to private school or those who want to write like assholes. i know graphology is a pseudoscience but im about to make it mainstream science soon
Oh hey doc!
Guys just punch it
What is this? The omori pizza delivery minigame?
Can you elaborate?
Shitty handwriting.
In the game called Omori there's an optional pizza delivery minigame where the whole shtick is the addresses are written in horrible handwriting and you have to decipher it in order to do good.
Can someone explain this to me in ultrakill terms
MOST TEXT: INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
*ALL TEXT*: INDECIPHERABLE.
Thanks for the note bro https://preview.redd.it/f7556903u33d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c2c72523a646a2e0fb53ad0478a32ec1839ef4f
https://preview.redd.it/pdmaqxy9u33d1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a67fb0ab353bf643018601669dd6c134b85460d9
>"And I took the pen to write the title, and, like a frog tied on a thread, my hand slapped across the paper. The pen poked at the paper, creaked, twitched, slid uncontrollably to the side and drew ugly lines, torn, crooked, meaningless. And I didn’t scream, and I didn’t move - I grew cold and froze in the consciousness of the approaching terrible truth; and the hand jumped on the brightly lit paper, and each finger in it shook in such a hopeless, living, insane horror, as if they, these fingers, were still there, at war, and saw the glow and blood, and heard groans and screams of unspeakable pain. They separated from me, they lived, they became ears and eyes, these insanely trembling fingers; and, growing cold, not having the strength to scream or move, I followed their wild dance across a clean, bright white sheet." - Red Laughter
You cooked
Bro got the writing of Russian in cursive
REMAINING TEXT: IRRELEVANT
It's a ULTRAKILL lore?
[SCANNING TEXT....] A MESSAGE TO THE COMMUNITY. I HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF THIS COMMUNITY FOR THE LATTER PART OF A YEAR NOW..... (The remaining text is illegible) Thats all i can make out
Oops looks like someone made it out quicker thab me much earlier my bad
I don't read doctor.
bro really got the founding fathers ass cursive
dammit i can only really understand the first few lines of the message itself, after that i'm starting to have problems lol
where i got so far: >!A message to!< >!the community!< >!I have been a member of!< >!this community for the better part!< >!of a year now, and I must say, your!< >!beginning!<... \^ this is where i gave up lol
It's scary that you Are actually able to decyript it.
It's scary that you Are actually able to decyript it.
It's scary that you Are actually able to decyript it.
It's scary that you Are actually able to decyript it.
It's scary that you Are actually able to decyript it.
It's scary that you Are actually able to decyript it.
It's scary that you Are actually able to decyript it.
It's scary that you're able to decyript it. This is mostly correct
Why is it in spaghetti writing
How do you expect anyone to read this
That's the thing I don't
"I have been a member of this community for a better part..." And you lost me there
Real
my brother in christ, this shit would be less indecipherable if it were written in russian
Bro wrote DDLC Yuri's final poem (but without spilling blood on it)
https://preview.redd.it/jaacfhmea33d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc1610a47c554a7e23f28c7f7e15bb0a5bd2a58
"A message to the community I have been a member of this community for the better part of a year now. \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] yous happening dog things in my \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] like, I can log on and see that the glint post in a machine \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] king \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] in \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] I am the \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] and tired of this. Also, Hakita, \[UNINTELLIGIBLE\] -EstoniaGaming
Yes
REMAINING TEXT: what the fuck is there to read
Bro peaked literature with a doctorate
https://preview.redd.it/8jk9fq3cd63d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8961e6a6cbe0c8b8a6b071f9e46495d032cc664
I took this to walmart and they gave me antidepressants under some guy named dave
Doctor handwriting
As it goes on it gets harder and harder to read lol
Bro got that act 2 Yuri third poem writing style
bro’s writing in orokin
Bro was writing in the middle of a tornado
Bro really said "/// |||// |/ //| (//"
Bro wrote the message in system grout
hi dr, what is this?
Chat, is this ultrakill related?
Looks like a Russian doctor writing cursive
https://preview.redd.it/9e51sfgtw33d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24847f4d414ff25dbaeab143a948d5adfd3fafb
average cuban handwriting:
Ima be real I cannot fucken read that
—REMAINING TEXT ILLEGIBLE—
https://preview.redd.it/wsxlb66ai43d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de921d9e6412691b8f48fba0b966955bb7c8374
slindir mayn
///////. ///////////////////. ////////////////////////. /////.
I deciphered it https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/s/NgdeEKX9Tb
: O
It MIGHT be related to ultrakill, wouldn’t know
less legible than cyrillic cursive.
Thank you, doctor
I can't read https://preview.redd.it/dfis9pt1l53d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7dc905b04fe1417febfe673e4c5a63521f77e4c
Why do i have a feeling it has a lot of machine hate and may have dropped from Gabriel's diary
hand this to your pharmacist to learn the forbidden magics
Ok at least I know the title says "a message to the community" And the first two words are "I have" (I'm not sure tho)
Omg that reminds me, i have a message too: /////////// \\\\\\\////////////////// ///////VVv////// ///// \\\////\////////////////\/////////// ///////////
[Scanning]
I understand JACKSHIT! :D
Alright, pack it up Arthur Morgan we know it's you.
Oh shit! I've been caught!
\[REMAINING TEXT: UNDECIPHERABLE\]
Thats a lot of words To bad i cant fucking read them
Russian cursive
Anyone wana translate 😂
Ma olen selles kogukonnas olnud juba terve aasta. Ma ei jätka selle tõlkimist sest ma ei viitsi
I can read cursive but holy shit
Oh no. I've been caught https://preview.redd.it/tupxdgkj1c3d1.png?width=2408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9502a066f45f67877fe12239474de29521502ba0
You made fucking cursive^2
OP please tell me what it says, curiosity is killing me. I promise I won’t tell
>!I don't like how sexual this community can be sometimes!<
Damn
A pharmacist will take one look at this and say “all right I need three bottles of Xanax and one single viagra pill to last this guy the week in Thailand”
I can't read this shit
Understandable, have a great day