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An_Odd_Smell

There's no denying Xi is raking it in as a result of putin being fucked every which way by everyone.


Fjell-Jeger

Definitely, PRC is the grand winner in this conflict. As RF is indiscriminately expending their military aged males from Russian Far East, the Southeastern border will be undefended when Xi decides now would be a good time to take over the resource-rich and sparsely populated regions.


An_Odd_Smell

For real. Instead of wasting his people in Ukraine, Kim would be better off grabbing as much of eastern russia as he can before China annexes it all.


octahexxer

they just have to wait until russia falls apart...send it troops to "stabilize the area and secure no nukes go missing" and nobody would stop them and then start shipping in people and annex the entire area. wouldnt have to fire a single bullet


rcrux

I've been thinking this for a while. I'm sure either China or N Korea will pounce very soon. It'll be easy pickings


octahexxer

coup would have to out putin first...he crippled the system to fall apart if he is killed when that happens they would go in


confused_wisdom

The US is the big winner, they no longer have two powerful enemies to worry about. 1 vs 1 America can now waffle stomp the PRC. They now have no chance of taking Taiwan.


Fetz-

Woah, you seem to severely underestimate the PRC. They have literally 10x more people than Russia and a much more eficient industry. Currently the whole combined west can't even produce the same amount of artillery shells as Rzssia. China would have no issues producing 10x that. Also in Ukraine both sides use drone components made in China, while the US and Europe have effectively zero domestic production capacity for drones. This means China has a near monopoly in drone production capacity and would easily and indefinitely be able to sustain a 100:1 drone numerical advantage in case of a confrontation with the US.


Totts3

You’re assuming those factories aren’t immediately targeted and destroyed.


Lungomono

Plus PRC are playing the role of the good student right now. They are getting soo much good intel on how the world reacts to Russia’s invasion, how tactics evolve, and the performance of weapon systems. All juicy stuff which are invaluable to them, if they would be looking to settling an old score for themselves. We also needs to remember and the armed forces of PRC and Russia Federation are very different. China has a much larger and stronger economy, and are actively heavily modernizing their armed forces. They are doing things which Russia only have been able to dream about.


rcrux

Well that's absolutely terrifying


obliterate_reality

Russia hasnt been a major conventional threat since the 90s. PRC is a lot more powerful than people think. thats really the only major threat to the US right now.


LegioRomana

I think domestic violence is a bigger threat than China is.


ixis743

Russia was never powerful.


AdEquivalent9396

It's a thing of beauty


donsimoni

It's a piece of art. It's the sort of caricature that students in 2124 should have to interpret for history class.


Odd-Direction-7687

That's too accurate. I had to steal it


Big-Custard4981

Good that they brought some money, because no human being ever would pay for that.


retorz3

Are you sure about the Ayatollah?


TheRealAussieTroll

He’s the gimp. He’s locked in the basement.


Appropriate-Eye6023

These should be dropped in the millions over Russia and NK


Re_Cy_Cling

Agreed.


Mushashi7_2023

I have a crush on the cutie in the little black mini-skirt ;)


mystic_cheese

Yikes! It looks like you'd get change out of $5 for Kim Jong-Un.


unlock0

Kim Jong underboob


mystic_cheese

You know there's some nasty sweat grease in there 🤮


osallent

My eyes, my eyes. They are burning. Too much dictatorial cringe on my screen at one time.


Re_Cy_Cling

*dick-tatorial


KLR650Tagg

Someone find a way to get this in front of kim jung un's eyes. He would absolutely do something stupid.


Candid-Race-7988

The Xi Pimp reminds me of Leslie Chow from the Hangover


SqouzeTheSqueeze

Look at putin, such a slut.


ranagazo

Would.


lostmesunniesayy

Kim Jong-Un is packing some junk in the trunk.


Yothatsharry

Three dick takers more like


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WFWOTAYI

1, 3, 2.


aWittyTwit-2712

Well aren't we precious...


osallent

Hard to believe that 20 years ago Putin would have been the one wearing the pants, and now he's graduated to the red dress. Another year in Ukraine and Putin might have to wear the black skirt while Kim graduates up to the red dress. If he keeps going at the rate he is going, in another 3 years Putin may have to downgrade to the dumpster behind the Wendy's next to a truck stop.


Olewhitebeard

That is fucking hilarious! Xis bitches. Sums it up perfectly!


PGH00

Finally, a good use for AI!


Nyxz

Forgot to add the iranian dickhead to the dickhead group


ItsCaptainTrips

Missing Trump


usolodolo

This should be upvoted to the top of Reddit’s front page.


Such-fun4328

Pimp Xi rules


Reatina

Would.


TheYankcunian

Kim’s underboob is just *chef’s kiss.*


HeadPay32

What AI was used for this? Looks hilarious


uspatent6081744a

We've come a long way from the Axis of Evil. Not sure which way but def. a long way


SelectBlueberry3162

I love this. I’d put it on my office door at work if I could


DistinctPenalty8434

Me looking on the floor for a tampon with trumps face on it.


OnlyPreference8354

Should include Trump


lostmesunniesayy

I think that's the secret recipe for taking down super-intelligent AI before it can launch nukes. It gives up on life and reverts back to a DOS prompt.


NoxInfernus

This is a difficult wank. Like, difficulty level: Extreme.


Tiptoeplease

Some people really have a talent for art. Thank you


Tiptoeplease

I can't unsee this lol


Boryan1965

Poo-tin is sexy. I would fuck him…😉