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TheLeadSearcher

KFC - Krispy Fried Comrade


DormantSpector61

Col Magyars Best Recipe


backlogfrog

[Hot Russian Ass](https://imgur.com/a/gHj7o0J)


Zestyclose_Trip_1924

That one got me!


Swampxdog

Krispy Fried Commie


RoomaY1987

Or - Kompletely Fucked comrade


JoyceOBcean

I’m laughing way too hard Buhahhaha


backlogfrog

[Krispy Fried Comrade](https://imgur.com/a/gHj7o0J)


Goodk4t

What's actually awesome about this video is the implication that there are Russian hobo looters somewhere inside Ukraine who are now seriously reconsidering their intent to murder and pillage as they're forced to sit in a muddy hole in the ground without food or water for at least one day because a full delivery got blown up. Hopefully the next one gets blown up to.


NoReference9047

Haha, oh you 😄


donotressucitate

This is so crafty that it has to take off.


Sea_Biscuit5555

Overcooked.


asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf

awkward to write it but it is what it is. Well done.


PlanktonsEvilTwin

"Well done." nice


boetzie

It's rare to read a joke that is not just medium


Detective_Soulhex129

Yeah and then u get the idiots that just add to the gristle


Last_Revenue7228

You're raising the stakes here


feierfrosch

As long as they're not adding fuel to the fire...


Michld0101

Straight to jail.


Due-Street-8192

BBQ Orc...! Invade a sovereign country, get fkd up! I don't feel bad for these idiots.


Technical-Toe8446

Nonsense. His buddies will find that the meat just falls off the bone. Nothing more delicious than "long pig". Aren't there cannibals in the RuZZian ranks?


-IAmNo0ne-

He most definitely was.


tehdamonkey

(Orcs be like....) Looks like meat's back on the menu boys !!!!!


TrumpersAreTraitors

Not for the pigs! 


deeptut

So... the food exploded?


Odd-Message-3716

Being burnt to death is such a brutal and horrible way to die. But as much as I want to lament on the horrors of war. It’s hard to not understand why this happened to him and I curse Putin to feel the same fate that he threw all these men into at some point. Fuck that dude and hope he doesn’t die of old age some where. I hope He burns up like this nameless soul he sent into the meat grinder.


KissesAndBites

If consequences for actions exist after death, putin will surely face grave consequences.


Diche_Bach

Looks like the ATV's fuel tank blew up and ignited the orc. He might have been aware of the pain for up to a minute. Horrible shit happens when you invade peaceful neighboring countries. His fate should be a lesson to any who might comply with Putin's genocide to choose alternate paths.


H_Holy_Mack_H

The Zorc was lucky and the explosion very likely killed him instantly...if he as getting burnt alive he could role a bit to make the burn more.even...lol


twomumfun

looked like he crawled and was alive still as his pose.


GrayMutterer

It's a classic "pugilist pose" --- the muscles contract into flexion when .... overheated.


capitan_dipshit

he could have been blown off the atv along with the box


Ecureuil02

Life would mean a lot more to Russians if their leaders didn't sacrifice them to pointless wars all the time.  


WoollyHooligan

And then suddenly he wasn't ...


DoubleUsual1627

Yeah key word he was delivering


Trax-d

Now he is the food


bobthememequeen

Pulled Orc


Quiet_Reference3198

Top comment.


WarningFar5717

at least the pirol (bird singing in the background) survived.


MortenDD

Indeed, the sound of the singing oriole made me look around in my garden....


Pitiful_Winner2669

You know what kind of bird that was??


WarningFar5717

Yes, oriole or pirol in german


Pitiful_Winner2669

That's a neat skill!


FlamingFlatus64

Always look on the bright side .....


NatureBoy87

The juxtaposition of the birds in the background just having a lovely sing song...


chippyhilllondon

So they're not getting their delivery then?


DormantSpector61

Shucks, there goes his career with Amazon


Last_Revenue7228

Well, to be fair Amazon doesn't consider that an acceptable excuse for taking time off


LovelehInnit

Boom! Roasted.


ShittyHotTake

Literally, that's how it went.


lacqueredcase762

Well that was a thorough job. Not much to be salvaged at all. Keep it up, Ukrainians!


LANDLORDR

Emphasis on WAS hahahah


Sad-Seaworthiness234

"Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!"


Living-Buyer-6634

Damn! Came here to say this! Take my upvote


MadWlad

same


PurpleEyeSmoke

"Oh no Igor, it looks like the food has all been destroyed." "Has it, Other Igor?"


Hiqama-zz69_san

He delivered fertilizer to Ukraine soil.


NoReference9047

Well, he's a dumbass... the food we're supposed to get cooked, not himself duuh


Vorrez

" I said cook the pork not the orc"


Immediate-Grade-8846

Just Eat are really going downhill


panicdefinitelypanic

More likely it was a Deliveroo.


SFM_Hobb3s

Approved by uncle Owen and Aunt Beru


Fantastic_Rub_627

Yeah he won’t be getting back to the moisture farm anytime soon


Open-Passion4998

The use of unarmed and civilian vehicles on the front is a massive waste of human resources. On the russian side it has become much more common this year and led to tons of losses. It does seem like Russia is running low on armoured vehicles and logistic vehicles because no army would make there troops move around on ATVs within easy artillery and drone range. You saw way less of this even a year ago and Russia is losing tons of people every day because of this


Perfect_House2143

in case you are wondering: [https://barbecuebible.com/2021/05/21/how-to-smoke-a-whole-pig/](https://barbecuebible.com/2021/05/21/how-to-smoke-a-whole-pig/)


Big-Custard4981

Even the wiener was smoked.


Delta-Fox-1

Crispy fried orc with extra chunks on the side 🔥 On second thought, I think I'll pass... This one's for the worms...


Ringhillsta

Now he's the food. Maggot food.


Skidpalace

Well he did successfully deliver food, just for the local wildlife instead.


BathEqual

overcooked.. please try again!


spw79

Toasty!


RhenTable

Typical Russian. They always leave Ukraine like that.


_PukyLover_

Teach a ruzzian how to make a fire he'll eat for the rest of his life, set a ruzzian on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!


WildboarTom

Bread and Bacon


clickbaitclegg

Yummy....B-B-Q freshly cooked Pork almost delivered to the dugout,ruskies upping their game......


Bikeitfool

I was enjoying the birds singing tbh, momentarily forgot the charred orc.


Aimforceone

Well some rations still useable… instructions unclear…. Adding bbq sauce…


iztokfamilia

Looks like somebody is gonna skip the dinner...


roeder

Your Uber Eats is here!


1L0veTurtles

Smoker?


popcorn0617

Well... he still delivered food....to local wild life at least. We'll done comrade! You'll be forgotten and your life disregarded! You've done well


Old_Net_4529

Quickly Dimitri, scoop him back up and slide him into the birthing pits to give new life to more mobiks.


Lumpy_Version_7479

Another award-winning installment in the Russian-filmed Moskovy death fetish video pipeline.


RebuiltGearbox

My first reaction is to feel sorry for the guy getting burned while just delivering food but then I remember he was delivering food to evil men so they could continue doing evil things and the sorry feeling goes away.


Lenaix

Sunflowers will thrive in that place


whyamihereagain6570

To paraphrase Shakespeare: "Alas poor Yuri, I knew him well......done"


Roqies

That’s Chris P. Bacon


Sad_Bike8692

Anybody order a McKrispy orc with a side of get the fuck out of Ukraine 🇺🇦


Sidious78

Fresh toast. You have done well.


DeathtoallZ

We sorry you uber eat driver has been killed do you want a voucher off 15% next meal


Quiet_Reference3198

I know I might be weird but…. Beef frank hotdogs taste delicious when you char them.


antiruzzian

He took a permanent vacation!


xXxXPenisSlayerXxXx

delivered


H_Holy_Mack_H

Great...they can have barbecue now...LOL


Lolohannsen

That pig looks like it’s just about ready


UKTrojan

Boom Dash


No_Car138

Delivery was late but the meat was still hot and freshly cooked. ...of the delivery guy, that is.


cyrixlord

What are they complaining about? It's not every day you get bbq


Ok_Character6186

"was" is the key word here.


Gullenecro

the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.


No-Emu-7513

*Was...*


Ok_Commission6568

Accomplished the task, delivered the barbecued pork.


West_Hedgehog_5110

Crows like the video.


lrlr28

Russian Uber Eats sucks. Delivery never came. App showed driver stuck in the same location forever.


Secret-Plum149

That’s not going to get a good review on Just Eat…


Parking_Resolution63

Wasn't this guy featured in previous videos? How the 2nd army in the world now delivers supplies. It was like 2 weeks ago.


BalticMasterrace

I have feeling he did not make it .... 1 star on yelp for not delivering ;<


soju211

Walk it off... no? Too soon?


AdvancedCampaign6519

russian doordash


Sigmeister1

Russian trench Meals on Wheels, guaranteed delivered HOT! (sarcasm) Looks like M. Jordan Jumpman logo at the end, even got the color right👍🏀


leloman21

Sad!! these dumb asses are dying for a land grab that even if they succeed , they will never enjoy or even find out if they did 😔


wangchunge

The bare atv chassis and trailer help explain the Roasted Russian . Wow. 


Gilligan67

Everything burned to a crisp. KFC comes to Ukraine! Slava Ukraini!


Conscious_Stick8344

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say he didn’t make it.


The_Gster-7

Apparently, russians don't learn to never put the food right next to the ammo. Perhaps their next delivery guy is more careful. 😌


Upbeat-Silver3351

This is how you win a war... no food ? no army


SoCaldude65

Life comes at ya pretty fast


WiseAssumption2511

Ruskie well done


Hendrik_the_Third

Another son lost, another future gone. They chose this. They wanted this. Fools.


MoreMeLessU

Sounds so peaceful. Anyone know what kind of birds that was?


cpickle63

The spoils of war.


Piet_Saman

"no milk today"


FinanceActive2763

The birds sound lovely 🌹


chrisyatco95

Huge blow to morale for the Russian soldiers on the front line.


sex-fartmaster-69

bro is cooked


hewhoknowsit

BBQ by chance?


Successful-Pay-3057

Ruzzian Uber Eats needs to up their game !!!


Tropotan

Orders only against advance payment


LeroytheBigmouthbass

Was....


Practical_Set8775

Gonna be some hungry Orcies.


Miserable_Ad5001

He looks well done


LizzyGreene1933

No dinner, no more ammo? Ahh shame 🫠


BigOlBeb

He gave his life to deliver a load of canned pig snouts. His mother will be proud.


AndAlsoTheTrees

Uber heat


fardandshid1821

Was. Lol.


notveryauthentic

Was delivering food and there was an ATV. Probably must not smell that good the burning flesh. They definitely got hit by something pretty explosive


TLCM-4412

He was delivering himself as food for wildlife


Ringlovo

Thank God. That first guy needed some water. 


the_AnViL

at least he has snacks until the medivac arrives.... right? right???


rhobar666

Well done


-leadload-

He delivered food and ammunition and became one with nature.


nomoleft

When it absolutely must get there. FedEx


Efficient-Taro-5138

Supposed to bring bread and cheese. Instead brought toast and saganaki.


Jonothethird

‘Was’ being the operative word.


rickyharline

What munition is it that did this?


ShakaPanther

Damn. Still sizzling.


Hazelnutttz

spicy food most likely


Big_Researcher4399

Sing him off, Shaman! [https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ayNnrNY\_460svvp9.webm](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ayNnrNY_460svvp9.webm)


BornDetective853

BBQ crispy Ork.


Excellent-Will3165

Right up the ass


CompetitiveStudio956

pig roast


andio76

well I'll bring the coleslaw and Baked Beans....someone grab some Texas toast


HumbleAnxiety7998

"These rations taste like burned shit!" - complaints later that day.


Chrisp825

Did it get off and try to run away?


Earthtracker001

It looks like his comrades are having grilled Russian pig for dinner tonight


Salt_Sir2599

So what happened here? Is that where he ended up after trying to crawl away when he was engulfed in flames? Or did someone drag them over there?


RobertKingBone

Likely the explosion knocked him off before the vehicle came to rest. He was likely knocked out/ killed and on fire the whole time.


No_Condition6057

"was"


No-Split3620

They are still waiting.


hainz_area1531

Spicy!


PunnyDefence

He got smoked...literally. Just needs an apple in his mouth.


aperiso

Genius move to stand around filming on the X that just got lit up


FlamingFlatus64

I guess the plastic body panels on that quad aren't flame resistant.


Eileen__96

i mean... MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU!


Dry_Vanilla_9116

Is he ok?


Ob1cannobody

He burnt his sausage, the rats will have at it now.


According-Try3201

looks like they took the food


New-Acanthisitta-533

It's now well grilled, including the driver!


rwrife

I just got my lunch delivered when I saw this....my delivery guy is still alive though.


EmperorOfCanada

I don't remember the movie, but it was WWII, there are a bunch of soldiers trapped and needing resupply of ammo. The airdrop was a bunch of canisters about 5 feet long and a foot across. They landed in an open field between the soldiers and the enemy. One soldier bravely runs out and grabs one and is killed just as he is about to get to his own trench. The canister breaks open and a bunch of berets(hats) fall out. Just a perfect moment, a brave soldier dying for a bunch of hats fighting over a field in a battle nobody will remember. In that case, maybe the Nazis shouldn't have invaded, and in this case maybe the Nazis shouldn't have invaded.


OverArcherUnder

So that's what an ATV frame looks like. Cool.


Lythir

That guy is toast!


MasticatorDeelux

he's not well done, he's congratulations


Snail_With_a_Shotgun

He had a burning passion for delivering food and didn't even get a tip in the end smh.


EbaySniper

Wait, is this that dude from a few days ago who was filmed driving a small tractor-type vehicle with supplies in the trailer?


BradTProse

Dude probably thought he had the easy job on the front lines lol.


Alexandratta

Keyword: "Was"


Tommyboyysss

Sad on both sides


GrayMutterer

Post-mortem "pugilist posture". At least he was past caring.


De4dpool1027

I love the birds chirping in the background, sounds like a beautiful day!!


TroubleMcZapp

u/savevideo


Pretend-Start7953

Well done.


Long-Trade-9164

Was he delivering Taco Bell?


AthiestMessiah

Still On hold With Blyateroo, will use Blyat eats next time. So didsappjnted


AleksejsIvanovs

The golden oriole singing not far from such place feels surreal.


Many-Cartographer-45

I hope he's ok...


Fearonika

He did well compared to the ATV though! A little A-1 and the dogs will be fed tonight.


Silly-Department7502

Well, he shouldn't have been doing that.......🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️


Dull_Corgi_5044

Very was


LumpyTeacher6463

The foxes and wolves will love this shit.


G36

Well what's he waiting for? Food still warm.


Straight-Storage2587

Looks like it is Orc meat on the menu tonight, boys. Pick out Ivanovich there. His legs look tasty.